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— Elvis Presley singing Jailhouse Rock
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— Ronnie Mcnutt's final word
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Mississippiball is very poor as shit and the biggest redneck ever a racist USAball stateball.
Like many Southern USAball states Mississippiball is one of the states with the highest number of 8balls.
It is one of the poorest stateballs in USAball.
History
Mississippiball born as a 3ball, adopted by USAball. During Secession War, it was its own republic for a year befire it went to CSAball as a Confederate nation, but returned to USAball after the defeat of its civil war.
People wanted to change its flag due to its, well, obvious resemblance making it controversial. Yet nothing has happened until now when a bill was made to replace its flag, making it the last US state to remove its Confederate symbol.
It has come up with a new flag as a replacement, one that doesn't come with a Confederate symbol. Even with this big change, citizens are prohibited to fly the former Mississippi flag on their own property.
Relations
Friends
- USAball - Muh parent. Lemme keep my Southern heritage, please.
- CSAball -
Muh REAL parent! SOUTHERN HERITAGE SHALL LIVE!YYYEEEEEEEEE!!! - Alabamaball, Arkansasball, Tennesseeball - Muh Southern Heritage Siblings!
- Texasball - Another Southern sibling. You like guns, I like guns too!
- Armeniaball - Yer genocide did happin, sorry 'bout that for bein' the last state to recognize yer genocide, but recently, my current governor recognized it by bill.
Nevadaball - We fell in love in The Scrambled States of America!
Neutral
- Chicagoball - Relative, ah sell it cheap guns from mah van.
- Vermontball - SOCIALIST'S FRIEND! but its child Burlington helped me when ah was hit bah Hurricane Katrina.
Enemies
- Georgiaball (state) (after 2020) - YOU BETRAYED US!!! AH CAN NOT BELIEVE THAT YOU VOTED FOR THAT STINKIN' HIPPIE COMMIE! WHAT?! YOU DON'T LIKE CONSERVITISM ANYMORE?!
But thanks for keeping your flag - Ku Klux Klanball - Y'KNOW WHAT YER DOIN'? YER RUININ' THE SOUTHS REPUATION!
- Californiaball - STOP SPREADING YER ULTRALIBERALISM TO MAH SOUTHERN SIBLING, NO ONE LIKES IT
How to draw
Draw Mississippiball is simple:
- Draw the basic circle shape
- Draw a blue background.
- Draw two thick red and yellow columns, with the red being thicker.
- Draw 21 stars in a circle, with all white excluding a golden split star at the top.
- Write "In God We Trust"
- Draw a White Magnolia in the center.
- Draw the eyes and you're finished.
Gallery