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Jewistan Israelcube is the Holy Land a countrycube located in the Levant. He is the only country that has a Jewish majority in the world, and he was born in 1948 from a mix of EUball, African Unionball, Soviet Unionball, and a few other Kebabs in Middle East.
There are some countries (32 in total) that do not recognize the cube, such as not accepting their passports. There are also countryballs that want him gone for what they officially describe as "resistance".
The appearance of Israel as a cube is because of Jewish physics. If someone asks why Israel is a cube, the proper thing to do is respond with, in all caps: "JEWISH PHYSICS". Israel can into Baseball, and he played very well at the World Baseball Classic.
They become independent for a time and split into Kingdom of Judahcube and Kingdom of Israelcube, but they both were conquered by SPQRball who brought in their theaters, architecture and rationalism. That clay was known as Judah ever since 733 BC and Judea is the Greek/Roman adaptation.
In response to SPQRball influences there were a lot of preachers who tried to get Jewcubes to return to the ways of the past: Sadducees, Pharisees, Essenes, Zealots and one who didn't fit into any of those groups, Jesus of Nazareth.
He spread is message of peace, love and above all justice, and he was said to perform miracles. His message was radical in this anti-authoritarian stance stating that the last will be the first and the first will be the last. All of which drove SPQRball to arrest and execute Jesus through crucifixion.
In 66 AD Jewcubes launched a revolt against SPQRball that ended in 73 AD as a failure and SPQRball expelled Jewcubes from Judea throught the continent. Without geographic unity Jewcubes had to solidify what it meant to be Jewcube in the basic tennents of Judaism.
In 476 when SPQRball got splitted Judea remained under Byzantineball and was later conquered by various caliphates made up of Arabballs, that's when Palestineball's ancestors came, by the 1500s the region had been conquered by Ottomanball.
Jewcubes were persecuted all over Europe, this led to the creation of a Zionist movement in 1896 that advocated for the creation of a sovereign Jewcube state in unpopulated places in Africa, however the movement had no success.
Thus Jewcubes mass immigrated in Palestine and legally bought lands. However the native Arabballs ( Palestineball) saw this as european colonialism (little did they know, they were already a colony) and conflicts began.
Due to growing anti-semitism and Nazi Germanyball in Europe, Jewcubes started to immigrate to Mandante of Jewish Palestinecube in even larger numbers, this led to even more conflict between Jewcubes and Arabballs ( Palestineball).
And sparked the Arabballs ( Palestineball) revolt of 1936-39 against UKball's rule in Mandante of Jewish Palestinecube, commiting acts of violence, seen as what allowed the Jewcubes immigration. The revolt was crushed but UKball limited Jewcubes immigrations to Mandante of Jewish Palestinecube.
After lots of ethnical clashes it became clear that Jewcubes and Arabballs ( Palestineball) could not co-exist peacefully so UKball left Mandante of Jewish Palestinecube to UNball who in 1948 proposed a partion plan where they would split Palestine 50/50, Jewcubes agreed and Israelcube was born, finally becoming an independent nation.
But Arabballs ( Palestineball) refuses and a day later Israelcube was attacked by Iraqball, Syriaball, Egyptball and Jordanball with the support of the Arab Leagueball, starting the 1948 Arab-Israeli War.
Against all odds, the one day old nation Israelcube won and annexed most clay in Palestine except for Gazaball that was under the control of Egyptball and West Bankball that was under the control of Jordanball.
In 1966 due to struggles over their homeland Arabballs in Palestine (who during the nationalist movements in middle east identified themselves as Jordanballs) started growing a sense of nationalsim isd identified themselves as something more than just Arabballs, thus Palestineball was born.
The next year in 1967, Six-Day War occurs, in which Israelcube attacked Iraqball, Syriaball, Jordanball, Lebanonball and Egyptball and won in six days. It was a victory so great that Sabaton made a song about it.
In 1973, Yom Kippur War occurs, in which Arabballs surprise attack Israelcube but lose again. So in 1979, Israelcube finally is into peace with Egyptball and gives Sinai Peninsulaball back in return. In 1982, Israelcube has peace with Lebanonball, and with Jordanball in 1994.
In 2005 as part of the peace treaty process Israelcube leaves Gazaball completly (both civillian and military) and gives it to Palestineball but Palestineball autorities "lost control" and terrorist movement Hamasball is born who attacks Israelcube.
In 2008, Israelcube offered Palestineball to be a state, but he rejected the offer because he did not get all the clay in the West Bank.
In time Israelcube and Palestineball got tired of looking for any solution for peace. Nowdays they are not trying to solve the conflict anymore, just to manage it.
Relationships (קשרי גומלין/kashri gommelin)
- USAball - Best friend. Gib weapons, and don't forget some shekels. Also America, pls no gib information of classified to Russiaball. That information was only for sharings between you, me, and all of athe llies. He doesn't recognize Palestineball.
But Cheeseburger Is not kosher ok?!
- Azerbaijanball - Because anyone who dislikes Iranball is my friend, even if kebab themselves. take dat nuclear Iranball!!! Best kebab friend.
- Dominican Republicball - He is of good friend he helped my people during World War II. His president visited me in 2009.
( Reichtangle of Merkel)- Apology accepted and he doesn't recognize Palestineball. BUT REMEMBER ZE HOLOCAUST! 1933 through 1945, WORST YEARS OF MY LIFE! Sorry my friend.
- Sudanball - New Friend. He is probably a weird guy, but he is nice so i'll spare him.
- North Sulawesiball - He has most popilated jewish but he is part of provinces that Bad Father.
- Somalilandball - I am considering recognizing you again, and you are a good country unlike your anti-semitic pirateheaded claimant.
- Kosovoball - Both recently have exchanged recognitions.
- Ashkenazi - Jewish friends in Europe
- UAEball - thanks for recognizing me! my peeps go to dubai on vacation! We both hate Idiot.
- Bahrainball - Same goes to UAEball.
- Franceball - She helps me remove kebabs, also nice bread!
- Italyball, Spainball and Portugalball - Doesn't recognize Palestineball but you try to hate me because i putting some apple's his pizza. (For now atleast)
- Netherlandsball - Gave me money and weapons during Six-Day War against Egyptball, Syriaball and Jordanball, now big supports and friend of me as well and does not recognizing Palestineball but has heard of him but all of his children hates me.
- Switzerlandball - Thank you for saving of Jews from World War II and it was of best thing you stayed neutral that no one attackings of you. Also you don't recognize Palestineball But why do you support him neutrally?!?
- Canucks - Not sure if kebab remover because of ISISball or still weakling. Great job with that shot! removing kebab from 3km is impressive, teach me master! He aso doesn't recognize Palestineball (in general).
- Jewish Autonomous Oblastcube - Fellow Jewcube From Russia, but practices Eastern Orthodoxy not very kosher.
- Tringapore - Helped build and train his armed forces in the art of Kebab removal ( his neighbours are Kebabs and out to Anschlussing him).
- Bulgariaball - Bulgaria accepts Jews filming on his clay! Also, they both hates the evel Nazis!
- Polandball - Both us Jews. Stronkest ally. Dependant on me for their buses.
- South Koreaball - Good military trading partners. We use a lot of Korean electronics in our sophisticated weapons! I fought its evil brother during the Yom-Kippur War.
- Japanball - Anime! er, um, Yuo recognize me.
- Cameroonball - Don't recognize Palestineball and support me a lot, I help its too, is also my best African friend.
- Philippinesball - OP GREAT CLOSE FRIEND! Provided safe refuge for several Jews during World War II. We were close friends since the beginning! I is of its first friend and still is! I gib its new weapons and equipment to fight that Dumb bully. Remember the time we used to hang out back in the ancient times? Yuor father proposed to be engaged with me. But why do you recognize fake country!?
- Czechiaball - Gib a lot of weapons when born, now big supports and friend of me!
- Indiaball - Helpings of him in removing Urdu kebab and sellings Hitech weapons (plox) to him, and "Tarnegól Hódu/India Chicken" also Hebrew name for turkey (bird), but he do not supportings of me in public and recognizes Palestine :(
- Sri Lankaball - Helped Sri Lankaball in removing terrorists, including training, fighter jets, and attack boats but recognizes Palestineball!
- Guatemalaball - I moved its embassy to Jerusalem. But syop being friend with Palestineball.
- Palauball, Micronesiaball and Marshall Islandsball - Consistent UN Supporters.They also Don't recognize Palestineball!
- Togoball - African friend who Supports me in Jerusalem.
- Eritreaball - Despite his insanity, he is the only horn African I can trust. I have a lot of my military equipment in his clay stationed. I protect him against terrorists and Somali Pirates, Though sometimes he can be kind of scary because he is a psychopath.
- Bhutanball - Yuo have established relations with me, so we are into friendship now.
- Moroccoball - Quite neutral, he warned me about an incoming war (Six-Day War), and he recognizes me now. We both hate Iranball and Algeriaball.
- Turkeyball - We were good friends until 2010 when a ship disaster happened and we cut our relations. But now we secretly are in reconciliation. But 2015 rapprochement and apologizes bringing us both together of mutual stances in the world as well as thankful for being warned of terrorist attack getting back on track. But not just yet. Yuo also have horrible minority with ugly flags and invalid reasons for independence like us so we understand each other.
- Ethiopiaball - My cousin from the Horn of Africa (don´t believe me? Remember Solomon and Sheba?). We had to cut ties in 1979 in his Derg Communism phase, and he got mad at me for leaving his refugees in Sudan until 1991. When the Eto-Lives-Matter Protest has been rising in 2019, I made another ban on immigration. I just lifted the ban around mid-September of 2020 because of chaos going with the riots with the OLF protests. I hope we can have better relations and continue with our semitic alliance.
- Swedenball - Recognizes Palestineball. At least we still can into recognizings each other.
- Jordanball - Can into recognizings me, but GET OFF THE FENCE.
- Egyptball - Same as Jordanball and GET OFF THE FENCE.
Nice pyramids though.
- Chinaball - Again, why Must you support all my enemies!? ALSO CONTROL YUO FREAKING VIRUS YUO DUMB!! But he is one of my largest trading partners.
- Saudi Arabiaball - At least they are not bad as the other kebabs are, and they hate Iranball which make them good kebab.
- Armeniaball - We are of similar. But my Holocaust was of way worse despite what he says of his "massacre" ( Turkeyball not allow me to say "Recáħ Зám"). He also doesn't recognize Palestineball, but he hates me because I give weapons to Azerbaijanball.
- Vietnamball - Loves buying my weapons. But why must they befriend Palestineball?
- Syriaball - Golan heights are Israeli clay! But on Christmas he is op good friend as we both like to make Lebanonball a Christmas tree.
- Arab Leagueball - Sometimes they are good to me because we hate Iranball but they want me to stop occupying palestine...
- Nazi Germanyball - ממזר חרא מזוין בן זונה! בן נאצי מזוין זונה! אני אהרוג אותך! בן זונה חרא מטומטם שכמותך! REMOVE FUCKING NAZI, FILTHY DAMN BASTARD!! I'm going to kill all your damn remnants forowers. WHERE IS OF MY APPOLOGY? OR ELSE I MAKE YUO APPOLOGIZE! REMOVE HOLOCAUST!! REMOVE NAZI BASTARRDS!!
- Palestineball - My worst enemy! FILTHY !פלסטיני NO RECOGNITION FOR YOU UNTIL I FULLY OCCUPY YOU! EVIL I HATE YUO OF GO TO MUSLIM HELL YHWH WILL OF KILLINGS YUO!!!
- Iranball - Said he wanna take me out, COME ON! I'm not of afraid! 1967 best year of my life!!
- Cubaball - Of communist anti-semite LAT!!!!!
- Pakistanball - Antisemitic terrorist piece of shit. I will side with Indiaball to remove yuo!.
- Russiaball - Stop helping my enemies, you are of terrible friend, Remove Vodka!. But there is jews on your clay and you have a jewish autonomous oblast but i still kinda hate yuo.
- George Soros - Disgrace to the Jewish people!
- Lebanonball - Civil war. REMOVE SHAWARMA!!!! And Hummus is mine! With the help of Syriaball I will turn you into a Christmas tree!
- North Koreaball - Stupid Nuclear addict who's trying to imitiate me.
- San Marinoball and Sentineleseball - I cannot of controllings them help pls!
- Malaysiaball - REMOVE NASI LEMAK Yuo boycott all my goods and he is also Palestine helper and what did yuo say about Israel Koyak?
- Somaliaball - Anti Semetic Terrorist pirate who does not recognize me, supports Palestineball and protest over the Solominic Family. You deserved to get invaded by NATO!
- Indonesiaball (Except for North Sulawesiball) - Remove Satay!! Free West Papuaball!! Yuo of always respecting what worlds do to help Palestine and also Recognize Palestine. Yuo also try to kill all Jews and don't recognize them. Why also Sukarno can't into long life so I can into legal religion? Finally the drunk caliph kid is Indonesian?!
Thanks for buying my planes though.But i like yuor Son can into jewish.
- ISISball - WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID IN TEL AVIV!!! REMOVE TERRORIST!!!!!. אל תעשה!!!!
- Burundiball and Zimbabweball - African Anti Imperialists, stop supporting Palestine and Burger is good!
- Gaddafiball - Am glad you are dead.
- Yugoslaviaball - Helped Egyptball against me!
Trivia (דְבָרִים בְּטֵלִים/Trivia)
- It was under British rule for 28 years.
- People hates him because they has many controversial of Palestineball.
- he was only jewish country in the world.
- it has many 137 beaches in his clay.
- He hates when someone ask for a cheeseburger at a kosher restaurant.
- Don't make angry when someone is jaywalk.
- Never Touch the Orthodox Person of Opposite Sex.
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|Districts||Haifacube • Jerusalemcube • Tel Avivcube • Central Districtcube • Northern Districtcube • Southern Districtcube|
|District capitals||Arielcube • Beershebacube • Haifacube • Jerusalemcube • Nazarethcube • Ramlacube • Tel Avivcube • West Jerusalemcube|
||Ashdodcube • Ashkeloncube • Bat Yamcube • Eilatcube • Givatayimcube • Holoncube • Modiincube • Netanyacube • Ramat Gancube • Tiberiascube|
|Former entities||4ball • Kingdom of Israelcube • Kingdom of Samariacube • Kingdom of Judahcube • Yehudcube • Herodiancube • Iudeaball • Byzantineball • Rashidunball • Umayyadball • Abbasidball • Fatimidball • Kingdom of Jerusalemball • Ayyubidball • Mamlukball • Ottoman Empireball ( Damascus Eyaletball • Mutasarrifate of Jerusalemcube) • British Palestinecube|