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    שלום (shalom)
    אױ װײ (oy vey)
    If you want a French girlfriend, you can always go to Vichy.

    - Shosanna Dreyfuss ( Inglorious Basterds )

    Israelcube, officially the State of Israelcube is a countrycube located in the Levant, Middle East and Western Asia. He is border with Lebanon-icon.png Lebanonball to the north, Syria-icon.png Syriaball to the north east, Jordan-icon.png Jordanball to the east, Egypt-icon.png Egyptball and Palestine-icon.png Palestineball to the east and west, respectively, but it still has access to the southeastern shore of the Mediterranean Sea and Northern shore of the Red Sea. He is also the only country that has a Jewish majority in the world, and he was born in 1948 from a mix of EU-icon.png EUball, African Union-icon.png African Unionball, Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball, and a few other Kebabs in Middle East. Israel hate when people call him "Russian Arab" and all of the stereotypes against him: Playing the violin,controlling the world ,Being Rich,Having a big nose,Being a desert


    There are some countries (32 in total) that do not recognize the cube, such as not accepting their passports. There are also countryballs Iran-icon.pngSyria-icon.png Pakistan-icon.pngPalestine-icon.png that want him gone for what they officially describe as "resistance".

    The appearance of Israel as a cube is because of Jewish physics. If someone asks why Israel is a cube, the proper thing to do is respond with, in all caps: "JEWISH PHYSICS". Israel can into Baseball, and he played very well at the World Baseball Classic.

    History

    Ancient History

    Jewcubes used to have an independent Kingdom of Israel-icon.png Kingdom of Israelcube. However they divided into 12 tribes, which were conquered by Ancient Egypt-icon.png Ancient Egyptball, Babylon-icon.png Babylonball and Ancient Greece-icon.png Ancient Greeceball.

    They become independent for a time and split into Kingdom of Judah-icon.png Kingdom of Judahcube and Kingdom of Israel-icon.png Kingdom of Israelcube, but they both were conquered by SPQR-icon.png SPQRball who brought in their theaters, architecture and rationalism. That clay was known as Judah ever since 733 BC and Judea is the Greek/Roman adaptation.

    In response to SPQR-icon.png SPQRball influences there were a lot of preachers who tried to get Jewcubes to return to the ways of the past: Sadducees, Pharisees, Essenes, Zealots and one who didn't fit into any of those groups, Jesus of Nazareth.

    He spread is message of peace, love and above all justice, and he was said to perform miracles. His message was radical in this anti-authoritarian stance stating that the last will be the first and the first will be the last. All of which drove SPQR-icon.png SPQRball to arrest and execute Jesus through crucifixion.

    In 66 AD Jewcubes launched a revolt against SPQR-icon.png SPQRball that ended in 73 AD as a failure and SPQR-icon.png SPQRball expelled Jewcubes from Judea throught the continent. Without geographic unity Jewcubes had to solidify what it meant to be Jewcube in the basic tennents of Judaism.

    In 395 when SPQR-icon.png SPQRball got splitted Judea remained under Byzantine-icon.png Byzantineball and was later conquered by various caliphates made up of Islam-icon.png Arabballs, that's when Palestine-icon.png Palestineball's ancestors came from.

    After Seljuk-icon.png Seljukball took Anatolia and invaded the Levant, Byzantine-icon.png Byzantineball called for the western countries to fight Seljuk-icon.png Seljukball, but the west had the idea of taking the holy land. This is where the crusades camem, with the first leading to the creation of Kingdom of Jerusalem-icon.png A christian Jerusalemball. After many crusades against the Seljuk-icon.png Seljuks, Ayyubid-icon.png Ayyubids, and Fatimid-icon.png Fatimids however, Kingdom of Jerusalem-icon.png Kingdom of Jerusalemball would be eventually crused by Mamluk-icon.png Mamlukball's wrath. By the 1500s the region had been conquered by Ottoman-icon.png Ottomanball.

    British Mandate

    Jewcubes were persecuted all over Europe, this led to the creation of a Zionist movement in 1896 that advocated for the creation of a sovereign Jewcube state in unpopulated places in Africa, however the movement had no success.

    Then UK-icon.png UKball defeated Ottoman-icon.png Ottomanball in World War I and made British Palestine-icon.png Mandante of Jewish Palestinecube in 1920 promisng Jewcubes their old homeland back to be independent and have a sovereign state there.

    Thus Jewcubes mass immigrated in Palestine and legally bought lands. However the native Islam-icon.png Arabballs (Palestine-icon.png Palestineball) saw this as european colonialism (little did they know, they were already a colony) and conflicts began.

    Due to growing anti-semitism and Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball  in Europe, Jewcubes started to immigrate to British Palestine-icon.png Mandante of Jewish Palestinecube in even larger numbers, this led to even more conflict between Jewcubes and Islam-icon.png Arabballs (Palestine-icon.png Palestineball).

    And sparked the Islam-icon.png Arabballs (Palestine-icon.png Palestineball) revolt of 1936-39 against UK-icon.png UKball's rule in British Palestine-icon.png Mandante of Jewish Palestinecube, commiting acts of violence, seen as what allowed the Jewcubes immigration. The revolt was crushed but UK-icon.png UKball limited Jewcubes immigrations to British Palestine-icon.png Mandante of Jewish Palestinecube.

    This in turn angered Jewcubes for it was crucial to leave Europe in the time of Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball and led them to revolt against UK-icon.png UKball rule in 1940 - 1944 forming an settlement named Yishuv.

    After lots of ethnical clashes it became clear that Jewcubes and Islam-icon.png Arabballs (Palestine-icon.png Palestineball) could not co-exist peacefully so UK-icon.png UKball left British Palestine-icon.png Mandante of Jewish Palestinecube to UN-icon.png UNball who in 1948 proposed a partition plan where they would split Palestine 50/50, Jewcubes agreed and Israelcube was born, finally becoming an independent nation.

    Arab-Israeli Wars

    But Islam-icon.png Arabballs (Palestine-icon.png Palestineball) refused and a day later Israel-icon.png Israelcube was attacked by Iraq-icon.png Iraqball, Syria-icon.png Syriaball, Egypt-icon.png Egyptball and Jordan-icon.png Jordanball with the support of the Arab League-icon.png Arab Leagueball, starting the 1948 Arab-Israeli War. Against all odds, the newborn nation Israel-icon.png Israelcube won and annexed most clay in Palestine except for Gaza-icon.png Gazaball that was under the control of Egypt-icon.png Egyptball and Palestine-icon.png West Bankball that was under the control of Jordan-icon.png Jordanball. A mass exodus of Palestinians occurred, with many fleeing to neighboring Arab nations.

    In 1956, Israel-icon.png Israel, with help from UK-icon.png UKball and France-icon.png Franceball, attacked the Sinai Peninsula, forcing Egypt-icon.png Egyptball to demilitarize the area. However, they later moved their military back in just before the Six-Day War.

    In 1966 due to struggles over their homeland Islam-icon.png Arabballs in Palestine (who during the nationalist movements in middle east identified themselves as Jordan-icon.png Jordanballs) started growing a sense of nationalism and identified themselves as something more than just Islam-icon.png Arabballs, thus Palestine-icon.png Palestineball was born.

    The next year in 1967, Six-Day War occured, in which Israel-icon.png Israel got attacked by: Iraq-icon.png Iraqball, Syria-icon.png Syriaball, Jordan-icon.png Jordanball, Lebanon-icon.png Lebanonball and Egypt-icon.png Egyptball and still won in six days. It was a victory so great that Sabaton made = w_N7PSkwUmA a song about it. Israel-icon.png Israelcube took over Syria-icon (division).png Golan Heightsball from Syria-icon.png Syriaball, Palestine-icon.png West Bankball from Jordan-icon.png Jordanball, Gaza-icon.png Gazaball and North Sinai-icon.pngSouth Sinai-icon.png Sinai Peninsulaball from Egypt-icon.png Egyptball. Israel-icon.png Israel and Egypt-icon.png Egypt began fighting the War of Attrition soon after, which continued until 1970.

    "Our basic objective will be the total destruction of Israelcube, the Islam-icon.png Arabballs want to fight!" - Gamal Abdel Nasser, President of Egypt-icon.png Egyptball

    In 1970, Palestine-icon.png Palestineball attacked Jordan-icon.png Jordanball (Black September in Jordan), Israel-icon.png Israelcube and Lebanon-icon.png Lebanonball (Palestinian insurgency in Southern Lebanonball). In 1972, a group of Palestine-icon.png Palestineballs known as the Black September Organization held the Israeli Olympic team hostage in Munich-icon.png Munichball and massacred all of them. In response to this, the Mossad started Operation Wrath of God to kill all of those involved.

    In 1973, Yom Kippur War occurred, in which Islam-icon.png Arabballs launched a surprise attack on Israel-icon.png Israelcube, but lost again. The same year, Israel-icon.png Israel launched several attacks against the PLO-icon.png PLO (Palestinian Liberation Organization) in Southern Lebanon. In 1976, Uganda-icon.png Ugandaball helped terrorists hold a plane full of Israelis hostage, resulting in an Israeli attack, during which the Israeli military deployed several planes carrying armored personnel carriers and soldiers, which killed the terrorists, Ugandan soldiers, and destroyed several Ugandan fighter jets.

    In 1978, Israel-icon.png Israelcube finally agreed to peace with Egypt-icon.png Egyptball and gave North Sinai-icon.pngSouth Sinai-icon.png Sinai Peninsulaball back in return during the Camp David accords. That same year, Israel-icon.png Israel attacked southern Lebanon-icon.png Lebanonball, resulting in a PLO-icon.png PLO retreat. In 1982, Israel-icon.png Israel launched a full attack on Lebanon-icon.png Lebanonball, resulting in the complete expulsion of the PLO-icon.png PLO. This invasion ended in 1985, but marked the beginning of the South Lebanon conflict, a war which continued until the Israeli withdrawal in 2000. In 1985, in response to the murder of 3 Israelis on their yacht in Cyprus-icon.png Cyprusball, Israel-icon.png Israel destroyed the PLO-icon.png PLO headquarters in Tunisia-icon.png Tunisiaball with fighter jets.

    While all of this was happening, large numbers of Israelis started settling in the Palestine-icon.png West Bank, forcing Palestinians off of their land and generally making it harder for Israel-icon.png Israel and Palestine-icon.png Palestine to agree to peace. Anger over all of this erupted into the First Intifada, which began as a series of protests and boycotts, but soon erupted into violence in the form of riots and terrorist attacks. The first intifada ran from 1987 to 1993. In 1993, the Oslo accords were negotiated, resulting in the formation of Palestine-icon.png Palestineball's official government. However, both Israeli extremists and Palestinian extremists used violence in an attempt to derail these agreements. Hamas-icon.png Hamas organized bombings and the Israeli prime minister was assassinated by a far-right Israeli. Israel made peace with Jordan-icon.png Jordanball in 1994.

    Modern Times

    Israel-icon.png Israel launched Operation Grapes of Wrath in 1996 to stop rocket attacks by Hezbollah-icon.png Hezbollah through extensive air raids and shelling. A second summit at Camp David was held in 2000 for further peace talks, but nothing came up. Palestinians, believing that peace would not be achieved due to this, began the Second Intifada, which was way more violent and bloody than than the first. Israel-icon.png Israel attempted to suppress these uprisings, but the violence was too widespread to simply suppress with force. This largely ended after the Israel-icon.png Palestine-icon.png Sharm El Sheik summit Egypt-icon.png Jordan-icon.png in 2005, where both sides agreed to stop attacking eachother. As part of the agreement, Israel disengaged from (left) the Palestine-icon.png Gaza strip the same year, both militarily and civilly.

    In 2006, Palestine-icon.png Palestine held elections, which were a victory for Hamas-icon.png Hamas. A year later in June 2007, Hamas-icon.png Hamas took over Gaza-icon.png Gazaball through military force and expelled Fatah-icon.png Fatah (The other major party in Palestine). In response, the Fatah-icon.png Fatah-aligned president dissolved Palestine-icon.png Palestineball's unitary government, which had been formed earlier that year, and established an emergency government. Hamas-icon.png Hamas used its new control over Gaza to launch more violent attacks against Israel. In response to this, Israel-icon.png Israel supplied the emergency government with weapons and put Gaza-icon.png Gazaball under a strict blockade with help from Egypt-icon.png Egyptball, depriving the civilian population of goods and infrastructure. Many tunnel networks exist in attempts to supply civilian goods and animals, but some also exist to provide shelter/resources for Hamas-icon.png Hamas's violent campaigns. Hamas-icon.png Hamas and Fatah-icon.png Fatah were able to form another unitary government in 2014, but that also fell apart due to Operation Protective Edge and other events in Gaza.

    Also In 2006, Hezbollah-icon.png Hezbollah fired rockets at Israeli towns as a distraction as they ambushed 2 Israeli humvees with anti-tank guns, killing 3 soldiers, before taking 2 hostage. Israel-icon.png Israel responded with Airstrikes and shellings, both on military assets and civilian infrastructure. Various other wars, skirmishes, and operations happened in the following years, such as Operation Summer Rains in 2006, Operation Cast Lead in 2008, Operation Pillar of Defense in 2012, Operation Protective Edge in 2014, and Operation Guardian of The Walls in 2021. In 2008, Israel-icon.png Israelcube offered Palestine-icon.png Palestineball to be a state, but he rejected the offer because he did not get all the clay in the West Bank. In time Israel-icon.png Israelcube and Palestine-icon.png Palestineball got tired of looking for any solution for peace. Nowadays they are not trying to solve the conflict anymore, just to manage it.

    Flag Colors

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Panasonic Blue 0, 56, 184 C100-M70-Y0-K28 #0038B8
    White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF

    Relationships (קשרי גומלין/kishrei gommlin)

    Friends (חברים/haverim)

    • USA-icon.png USAball - Best friend. Gib weapons, and don't forget some shekels. Me return Technology, Medicine and Gunz. Also America, pls no gib information a classified to Russiaball. That information was only for sharings between you, me, and all of the allies. He doesn't recognize Palestine-icon.png Palestineball.
    • Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaijanball - Anyone who dislikes Iran-icon.pngIranball is a friend of mine!, even if kebab themselves. take dat nuclear Iranball!!! Best kebab friend. Keep buying my guns please.
    • Kingdom of Jerusalem-icon.png Kingdom of Jerusalemball - I love your borders and i want to get similar borders!
    • Dominican-icon.png Dominican Republicball - He is a good friend he helped my people during World War II. His president visited me in 2009, but please be nice to Haitiball Haiti-icon.png.
    • South Sudan-icon.png South Sudanball - He recognizes me. However he also recognizes that fake country...
    • Germany-icon.png Germoneyball - Apology accepted and he doesn't recognize Palestine-icon.png Palestineball. BUT REMEMBER ZE HOLOCAUST! 1933 through 1945, WORST YEARS OF MY LIFE! Sorry my friend.
    • Sudan-icon.png Sudanball - New Friend. He is probably a weird guy, but he is nice so i'll spare him.
    • North Sulawesi-icon.png North Sulawesiball - He has most populated jewish but he is part of provinces that Indonesia-icon.png Bad Father.
      • North Sulawesi-icon.png - But my dad's not a bad fath-
    • Somaliland-icon.png Somalilandball - I am considering recognizing you again, and you are a good country unlike your anti-semitic pirateheaded Somalia-icon.png claimant.
    • Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball - Both recently have exchanged recognitions.
    • Ashkenazi-icon.png Ashkenazi - Jewish friends in Europe
    • UAE-icon.png UAEball - Thanks for recognizing me cool kebab guy! my peeps go to Dubai on vacation! We both hate Iran-icon.png Idiot.
    • Bahrain-icon.png Bahrainball - Thanks for recognizing me, Your jewish minority got more freedom in your clay and we both hate Iran-icon.png this scum.
    • France-icon.png Franceball - She helps me remove kebabs, also nice bread!
    • Italy-icon.png Italyball, Spain-icon.png Spainball and Portugal-icon.png Portugalball - Doesn't recognize Palestine-icon.png Palestineball but Italy-icon.png you try to hate me because i putting some apple's his pizza. (For now atleast)
    • Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball - Gave me money and weapons during Six-Day War against Egypt-icon.png Egyptball, Syria-icon.png Syriaball and Jordan-icon.png Jordanball, now big supports and friend of me as well and does not recognizing Palestine-icon.png Palestineball but has heard of him but all of his children hates me.
    • Switzerland-icon.png Switzerlandball - Thank you for saving of Jews from World War II and it was of best thing you stayed neutral that no one attackings of you. Also you don't recognize Palestine-icon.png Palestineball But why do you support him neutrally?!?
    • Canada-icon.png Canucks - good mate. Not sure if kebab remover because of ISIS-icon.png ISISball or still weakling. Great job with that shot! removing ISIS from 3km is impressive, teach me master! He aso doesn't recognize Palestine-icon.png Palestineball (in general).
    • Jewish Autonomous Oblast-icon.png Jewish Autonomous Oblastcube - Fellow Jewcube From Russia, but practices Eastern Orthodoxy not very kosher.
    • Singapore-icon.png Tringapore - Helped build and train his armed forces in the art of Kebab removal (Indonesia-icon.png Malaysia-icon.png his neighbours are Kebabs and out to Anschlussing him).
    • Bulgaria-icon.png Bulgariaball - Bulgaria accepts Jews filming on his clay! Also, they both hates the evel Nazis!
    • Poland-icon.png Polandball - Both us Jews. Stronkest ally. Dependant on me for their buses. 
    • Hungary-icon.png Hungaryball - If it weren't for Theodor Herzl, I would not exist. He is also friends with Poland-icon.png Polandball. Cool bro from eastern europe.
    • South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball - Good military trading partners. We use a lot of Korean electronics in our sophisticated weapons! I fought its evil brother during the Yom-Kippur War.
    • Japan-icon.png Japanball - Anime! er, um, Yuo recognize me.
    • Cameroon-icon.png Cameroonball - Don't recognize Palestine-icon.png Palestineball and support me a lot, I help its too, is also my best African friend.
    • Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball - OP GREAT CLOSE FRIEND! Provided safe refuge for several Jews during World War II. We were close friends since the beginning! I is a its first friend and still is! I gib its new weapons and equipment to fight that Dumb bully. Remember the time we used to hang out back in the ancient times? Yuor father proposed to be engaged with me. But why do you recognize Palestine-icon.png fake country!?
    • Czech-icon.png Czechiaball - Gib a lot of weapons when born, now big supports and friend of me!
    • India-icon.png Indiaball - Helpings of him in removing Pakistan-icon.png Urdu kebab and sellings Hitech weapons (plox) to him, and "Tarnegól Hódu/India Chicken" also Hebrew name for turkey (bird), and I have big psychedelic trance scene based on his own, but could you please stop using your swastika to my clay because it was symbolize of Nazi.gif Killer also he do not supportings of me in public and recognizes Palestine-icon.png Palestine :(
    • SriLanka-icon.png Sri Lankaball - Helped Sri Lankaball in removing terrorists, including training, fighter jets, and attack boats but recognizes Palestine-icon.png Palestineball!
    • Guatemala-icon.png Guatemalaball - I moved its embassy to Jerusalem. But stop being friend with Palestine-icon.png Palestineball.
    • Palau-icon.png Palauball, Micronesia-icon.png Micronesiaball and Marshall Islands-icon.png Marshall Islandsball - Consistent UN Supporters.They also Don't recognize Palestine-icon.png Palestineball!
    • Eritrea-icon.png Eritreaball - Despite his insanity, he is the only horn African I can trust. I have a lot of my military equipment in his clay stationed. I protect him against terrorists and Somali Pirates, Though sometimes he can be kind of scary because he is a psychopath.
    • Bhutan-icon.png Bhutanball - Yuo have established relations with me, so we are into friendship now.
    • Morocco-icon.png Moroccoball - Quite neutral, he warned me about an incoming war (Six-Day War), and he recognizes me now. We both hate Iran-icon.png Iranball and Algeria-icon.png Algeriaball.
    • Vietnam-icon.png Vietnamball - Although he be friend with Palestine, but he likes my weapons. We suffered painful memories from the our enemies. We defeated the invaders by guerilla warfare.
    • Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball - I want to help you but i'm scared of Russia-icon.png Russiaball, That dude is freaking crazy. You are a nice kid so i'll send you some humanitarian aid.
    • Netherlands New Guinea-icon.png West Papuaball - It people loves me also i'll hide you from Indonesia-icon.png Crazy guy who doesn't recognize me

    Neutral (נייטרלי)

    • UK-icon.png UKball - We was of enemies before he tried limting jewish immigration and when I got independence he wanted to intervene in my war with Arabs in 1948 but now we are on good terms. He had jewish many jewish volunteers in WW1 but dont recognize Palestine-icon.png Palestine!
    • Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball - We were good friends until 2010 when a ship disaster happened and we cut our relations. But now we secretly are in reconciliation. But 2015 rapprochement and apologizes bringing us both together of mutual stances in the world as well as thankful for being warned of terrorist attack getting back on track. But not just yet. as of 2022 we made up and i hope we do better now.
    • Ethiopia-icon.png Ethiopiaball - My cousin from the Horn of Africa (don´t believe me? Remember Solomon and Sheba?). We had to cut ties in 1979 in his Derg Communism phase, and he got mad at me for leaving his refugees in Sudan until 1991. When the Eto-Lives-Matter Protest has been rising in 2019, I made another ban on immigration. I just lifted the ban around mid-September of 2020 because of chaos going with the riots with the OLF protests. I hope we can have better relations and continue with our semitic alliance. 
    • Sweden-icon.png Swedenball - Recognizes Palestine-icon.png Palestineball. At least we still can into recognizings each other.
    • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - Stop helping my enemies, you are a terrible friend!. But there are jews on your clay and you have a jewish autonomous oblast, He also lets me attack Iran-icon.png Iranball when he tries to get into Syria-icon.png Syriaball so it's important that we stay on good terms, and you recognize a part of Jerusalem as mine. I liked the Yeltsin days better. Also can you stop ivanding Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball?
    • Austria-icon.png Austriaball - Our relationship is complicated, but we can into peace today. First she persecuted me, then she supported me and now she tries to be neutral peace negotiator. Israel-icon.png Sigmund Freud helped her to become a doctor! Hopefully we can into peace with Palestine-icon.png Palestineball one day.
    • Uganda-icon.png Ugandaball - WE ARE FINE NOW. But this dick had a physopathic neo-nazi leader once who allowed Palestine-icon.png this terrorist TO HIJACK A PLANE OF MINES!!! FUCKINGS YOU FOR THAT!!! Also, homosex is good!
    • Jordan-icon.png Jordanball - Can into recognizings me, but GET OFF THE FENCE.
    • Egypt-icon.png Egyptball - Same as Jordan-icon.png Jordanball and GET OFF THE FENCE. Nice pyramids though.
    • China-icon.png Chinaball - Again, why Must you support all my enemies!? ALSO CONTROL YUO FREAKING VIRUS YUO DUMB!! But he is one of my largest trading partners.
    • Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball - At least they are not bad as some kebabs i can mention... and they hate Iranball which make them good kebab.
    • Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball - We are of similar. But my Holocaust was of worse. I'd love to recognize your holocaust but sadly Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball is always watching. He also doesn't recognize Palestine-icon.png Palestineball, but he hates me because I give weapons to Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaijanball haha sorry about that lol.
    • Arab League-icon.png Arab Leagueball - Sometimes they are good to me because we hate Iranball but they want me to stop occupying palestine...
    • Belarus-icon.png Belarusball - We Had our ups and downs and we are alright now i guess, but one time Lukashenko said jews turned Babruysk into a pigsty and that kinda hurt my feelings :(
    • Burundi-icon.png Burundiball - Even though it is not anti-imperialist anymore unlike Zimbabwe-icon.png him, but he still supports Palestine-icon.png Palestine!
    • Somalia-icon.png Somaliaball - does not recognize me, and supports Palestine-icon.png Palestineball and protest over the Eritrea-icon.png Ethiopia-icon.png Solominic Family. things between us have been getting warmer i guess.

    Enemies (אויבים/oyvim)

    • Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball  - ממזר חרא מזדיין זונה! נאצי בן זונה! אני אהרוג אותך! בן זונה חרא מטומטם שכמותך! REMOVE NAZI, FILTHY DAMN BASTARD!! I'm going to kill all your damn remnants forowers. WHERE IS OF MY APPOLOGY? OR ELSE I MAKE YUO APPOLOGIZE! REMOVE HOLOCAUST!! REMOVE NAZI BASTARRDS!! I WOULD RATHER SMOOCH PALESTINEBALL THAN BE 1 MINUTE IN YOUR PRESENCE! ROT IN YOUR GRAVE YOU DEMON, IF YOU EVER COME BACK I'LL BE READY TO KICK YOUR ASS, NO WORDS CAN EXPRESS HOW I HATE YOU SO I WON'T EVEN TRY. FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I like your Germany-icon.png present self.
    • Palestine-icon.png Palestineball - My worst enemy (That is still alive)! YOU BITCH I GAVE YOUIR PEOPLE FOOD, WE HAVE PEACE DEALS, AND YOU STILL CRY OUT TO Lebanon-icon.png Egypt-icon.png Syria-icon.png Iraq-icon.png Iran-icon.png Turkey-icon.png Saudi Arabia-icon.png THE REST OF THE MIDDLE EAST WHILE THROWING MISSILES? YOU HYPOCRITE! YOU ANTI-SEMITE BITCH!! I TRIED AGAIN AND AGAIN TO RESOLVE THIS AND EVERY TIME IT JUST BACKFIRES, DON'T THINK I'LL FORGET ABOUT THE INTIFADAS YOU TERRORIST! STOP SPREADING FAKE NEWS AND CALL ME AN APARTHEID STATE, YOU ARE THE GUY WHO EXECUTES LGBT AND ABDUCTS CHILDREN!!! EVIL I HATE YUO A GO TO YOUR 22 MUSLIM COUNTRIES AND LEAVE ME ALONE OR YOU CAN SHUT THE F*CK UP AND STOP ATTACKING ME! YOU ATTACKED IN THE CRUSADES AND NAW YOU SAY WE STOLE YOUR LAND?!?!?!?! THAT DOES IT!!!!!!!!
    • Western Sahara-icon.png Western Saharaball - FAKE COUNTRY!!! YOU LOOK LIKE PALESTINE (Even the flag, anthem, language, emblem, etc is different from Palestine), BUT IN AFRICA! HE IS ALSO A PUPPET OF ALGERIA!!! GO BACK TO MOROCCO NOW!!!!!
    • Iran-icon.png Iranball - Said he wanna take me out, COME ON! I'm not of afraid! EVEN YOUR Bahrain-icon.png FORMER CHILD HATES YOU! 1967 best year of my life!! I like your Pahlavi Iran-icon.png past self better.
    • Syria-icon.png Syriaball - Golan heights are Israeli clay! But on Christmas we both like to make Lebanon-icon.png Lebanonball a Christmas tree. i still hate Assad though.
    • Kuwait-icon.png Kuwaitball - YOU TOTALLY FUCKED IT UP YOU JERK!!! WHEN I WAS ON A MEETING AT SAINT PETERSBURG IN 2017, YOU TOTALLY CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND ROASTED ME!! SCREW YOU Kuwait-icon.png MARZOUQ AL-GHANIM YOU AND YOUR COUNTRY SHOULD'VE BEEN OCCUPIED BY Ba'athist Iraq-icon.png SADDAM HUSSEIN!! YOU ARE THE WORST GULF COUNTRY THAT I HAVE EVER MET!!!
    • Cuba-icon.png Cubaball - Of communist anti-semite LAT!!!!!
    • Venezuela-icon.png Venezuelaball - Another anti-Semite and it is a socialist too! I support Colombia-icon.png Colombiaball against you! He also calls me a Murica-icon.png burger puppet for being best friends with USA-icon.png him.
    • Pakistan-icon.png Pakistanball - Antisemitic terrorist piece of shit. I will side with India-icon.png Indiaball to remove you!. I like your British Raj-icon.png colonised past self better.
    • George Soros-icon.png George Soros - Disgrace to the Jewish people! You don’t even have Jewish decent!
    • Lebanon-icon.png Lebanonball - Terrorist! you keep abducting people! REMOVE SHAWARMA!!!! And Palestine-icon.png Hummus is mine! With the help of Syriaball I will turn you into a Christmas tree! But I heard about the explosion that happened in Beirut and Akkar and since then i pity you. We have talked in 2020 (and will in 2022) BUT we won't be friends as long as you support Hezbollah
    • North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball - Stupid Nuclear addict who keeps help fund my enemys.
    • San Marino-icon.png San Marinoball and Sentinelese-icon.png Sentineleseball - I cannot of controllings them help pls!
    • Malaysia-icon.png Malaysiaball - Remove nasi lemak!! Sabah is part of filipino clay, You boycott all my goods and he is also helper of Palestine! And stop saying to "Israel Koyak" to me and your people!! I like your Malayan Union-icon.png colonised past self better.
    • Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball (Except for North Sulawesi-icon.png North Sulawesiball) - Remove Indomie!! You always respect what the world does to help Palestine and also Recognize Palestine. You also try to kill all Jews and don't recognize them. Why also Sukarno can't into long life so I can into legal religion? Finally, the drunk caliph kid is Indonesian?! Let Netherlands New Guinea-icon.png West Papuaball go!! Also bring back your Dutch East Indies-icon.png colonised past self back.
    • ISIS-icon.png ISISball - WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID IN TEL AVIV!!! REMOVE TERRORIST!!!!!. אל תעשה!!!!
    • Zimbabwe-icon.png Zimbabweball - African Anti Imperialist, stop supporting Palestine and Burger is good!
    • Gaddafi Libya-icon.png [[

    Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball|Gaddafiball]] - Am glad you are dead.

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