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    <title source="name"> <default>Alaskaball
    Alax̂sxax̂ (Inuit-icon.png Aleut)
    Alaskaq (Inuit-icon.png Inupiaq)
    Anáaski (Alaska-icon.png Tlingit)
    Alas'kaaq (Alaska-icon.png Yup'ik)
    Аляска (Russia-icon.png Russian)
    </default> <format>Alaska-icon.png State of Alaskaball Alaska-icon.png
    Alax̂sxax̂ (Inuit-icon.png Aleut)
    Alaskaq (Inuit-icon.png Inupiaq)
    Anáaski (Alaska-icon.png Tlingit)
    Alas'kaaq (Alaska-icon.png Yup'ik)
    Аляска (Russia-icon.png Russian)
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     Alaska-icon.png
    17th century, joined the USAball's group of statesballs along with Hawaiiball in 1959 – Present
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    Hope you like cold weather, if not YOU FREEZE XAXAXA
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    General information
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       	<label>Government</label>
       	<label>Personality</label>
       	<label>Language</label>
    

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    Relations and opinions
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           <label>Positive relationships</label>
           <label>Negative relationships</label>
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    Historical information
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    Succeeded by</label>

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    Is of importants
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    <label>Can into space?</label>

       	<label>Börk</label>
       	<label>Food</label>
    

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    Status
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    Notes
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    I can see Russia from my house!
     
    — Sarah Palin

    Alaskaball is The Alaskan SSRball (but USSR Dies) the largest stateball territoryball by area in Canada-icon.png Canadaball USA-icon.png USAball. His flag depicts the big dipper and the north star (Polarisball). It was designed while it was a territoryball by a young 3-icon.png 3ball.

    He has very dangerous roads and in there it seems to always winter. He still does not know if he wants to stay with his adoptive father (USA-icon.png USAball) or if he returns with his real father (Russia-icon.png Russiaball)

    During the Cold War, Alaskaball became paranoid. Because during the Cold War Alaskaball was surrounded by submarines of USA-icon.png USAball and submarines of the Soviet-icon.png USSRball.

    History[edit | edit source]

    Alaskaball was born around 17,000 years ago as an iced 1-icon.png 1ball and was first colonized by Russian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball.

    In 1867, Russian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball proposed to USA-icon.png USAball to sell Alaskaball for $7,200,000 (approximately $10.85 per square mile of land or $4.19 per square kilometer). Russian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball assumed Alaskaball had no value to his name besides useless clay, and he was broke after the Crimean War and needed the money. USAball's purchase of Alaskaball was mocked being called "Seward's Folly". They were all was wrong, about 30 years later, gold was discovered on his clay, and there was a massive gold rush similar to California-icon.png Californiaball's.

    Alaskaball has been USA-icon.png USABall's biggest stateball since January 3, 1959, he boasts the biggest American petrol deposit, discovered in 1968. Alaskaball has gone through being a District, Department, and Territory. Russia-icon.png Russiaball is unhappy with his decision.

    There are proposals to unite America and Asia between a bridge between Russia-icon.png Russiaball and Alaska-icon.png Alaskaball. This may never happen..

    Alaskaball has a considerable Orthodox minority thanks to Russia-icon.png Russian colonization in the region. Several Russian missionaries converted many natives to the Orthodox Church, 12.5% of the Alaskaball's are Orthodox.

    Nowadays, Alaskaball is the coldest state of USA-icon.png USAball. Also, the biggest, though Texas-icon.png Texasball is in denial over it. You could split Alaska-icon.png Alaskaball into half and both halves would still be bigger than Texasball.

    He currently is one of the greatest and coolest states of the Americas, he also invented Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing.

    Relationships[edit | edit source]

    Friends[edit | edit source]

    • Chukotka-icon.png Chukotkaball - My brother. He's a lot like me, we're both cold, full of oil, and part of Russia, or used to be. One day we will secede xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa
    • Siberia-icon.png Siberiaball - Same thing with Chukotka
    • USA-icon.png USAball - My adoptive Father. After he adopted me, he helped me find oil, and now I'm filthy rich! Still, I'm getting older and think I can take care of myself. Remove cancer and natural disasters please bro?!
    • Yukon-icon.png Yukon Territoryball - My Cousin. He lives relatively close to me, and I visit him sometimes. But tell Trudeau to leave me alone!! We can into Cascadia-icon.png Cascadia together :D
    • Washington-icon.pngWashingtonball - We are very close, we've known each other even before we were adopted by papa! I give him oil but not as much as before. Please don't forget me and abandon me. He's also my doctor. We can into Cascadia-icon.png Cascadia together :D
    • Chile-icon.png Chileball - We're both coast-stealing worms. (failed to steal canadas pacific coast)

    Neutral[edit | edit source]

    • Minnesota-icon.png Minnesotaball - He has cold weather, but not as cold as my weather. Besides, I don't know him that well.
    • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - Very complicated relationship, but still my father. can not do anything. He always got sad and worried when he saw me, normally. sigh. I feel you, and you are real Russia. BUT LEAVE UKRAINE ALONE YOU FUCKING PSYCHOPATH!!!
    • Russian Republic-icon.png Russian Republicball - Another father that sadly died fighting commie russia. Sigh. I miss yuo. Another real Russia
    • Canada-icon.png Canadaball - My uncle. He helps me with food and heat and there are also lots of Inuit-icon.png Inuitballs in his clay. Please don't ask me to join, okay? Why? We had an agreement when you were under Canada-icon (Red Ensign).pngBritish Rule. Wait what? YUO ARE STILL SAYING THAT I AM YUOR CLAY?? FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT YUOR CLAY, AND STOP TELLING AND ASKING EVERY TIME TO JOIN YUO!! ALSO, YOU ARE OF FAKE NORTH, REMOVE!!! FUCK YOUR SHITTY INVENTION OF PIZZA!!! REMOVE TRUDEAU NAO!!!

    Enemies[edit | edit source]

    • North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball - STAHP WITH THE DAMN NUKES!!! YUO ARE OF FAKE KOREA AND CANNOT INTO FUNCTIONAL NUKES XAXAXAXAXAXAXA!!! BUT SERIOUSLY REMOVE KIM FAMILY REMOVE CHINESE COMMIE REMOVE JUCHE! ALSO STOP CALLING MEH A FATTY! U ARE WITH YOUR DUMB MISSLIES
    • Texas-icon.png Texasball - XAXAXAXAXA YUO ARE OF TINY AND IRRELEVANT COWBOY, ALASKA IS OF #1 BIGGEST STATE XAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA!!!
    • RussianEmpire-icon.png Russian Empireball. - *Cries* WHY?!!!! YUO ABANDONED ME AND SOLD ME YOU ARE OF JERK AND IT WAS RIGHT FOR YOU TO BE KILLED :( :( I HATE YOU! ABOMINATION! YOU CANNOT INTO LIVE IN MY CLAY FOR EXILE! WEEL, AT LEAST I HAVE BETTER LIFE AS THE BIGGEST STATE EVEN IN AMERICA!!! I'M BIGGER THAN THAT Texas-icon.png COWBOY!!! SHOO AND GO AWAY!
    • Japanese-Empire-icon.png Japanese Empireball - 1942 worst year of my life! Also, YOU ARE OF FAKE JAPAN! YOU DESERVED THOSE 2 NUKES BEING FIRED BY MY USA-icon.png DAD XAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA

    How to draw[edit | edit source]

    Drawing Alaska-icon.pngAlaskaball is easy:

    1. Draw the basic circle and color it of this blue
    2. Draw the Ursa Minor seven stars plus North Star of this yellow
    3. Draw eyes and you've finished

    If you like, you can add a winter hat or glasses, or both of them, or have the North Star as an eyepatch (ala Serbiaball).


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