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    I can see Russia from my house!
     
    — Sarah Palin

    Alaskaball is The Alaskan SSRball (but USSR Dies) the largest stateball territoryball by area in Canada-icon.png Canadaball USA-icon.png USAball. His flag depicts the big dipper and the north star (Polarisball). It was designed while it was a territoryball by a young 3-icon.png 3ball.

    He has very dangerous roads and in there it seems to always winter. He still does not know if it wants to stay with its adoptive father (USA-icon.png USAball) or if it returns with its real father (Russia-icon.png Russiaball)

    During the Cold War, Alaskaball became paranoid. Because during the Cold War Alaskaball was surrounded by submarines of USA-icon.png USAball and submarines of the Soviet-icon.png USSRball.

    History

    Alaskaball was born around 17,000 years ago when iced 1-icon.png 1ball (Mongolia-icon.png known to be Proto-Mongolids) crossed the Beringia strait in the Ice Age. and was first colonized by Russian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball.

    In 1867, Russian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball proposed to USA-icon.png USAball to sell Alaskaball for $7,200,000 (approximately $10.85 per square mile of land or $4.19 per square kilometer). Russian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball assumed Alaskaball had no value to its name besides useless clay, and it was broke after the Crimean War and needed the money. USAball's purchase of Alaskaball was mocked being called "Seward's Folly". They were all was wrong, about 30 years later, gold was discovered on its clay, and there was a massive gold rush similar to California-icon.png Californiaball's.

    Alaskaball has been USA-icon.png USABall's biggest stateball since January 3, 1959, it boasts the biggest American petrol deposit, discovered in 1968. Alaskaball has gone through being a District, Department, and Territory. Russia-icon.png Russiaball is unhappy with its decision.

    There are proposals to unite America and Asia between a bridge between Russia-icon.png Russiaball and Alaska-icon.png Alaskaball. This may never happen..

    Alaskaball has a considerable Orthodox minority thanks to Russian-Empire-icon.png Russian colonization in the region. Several Russian missionaries converted many natives to the Orthodox Church, 12.5% of the Alaskaball's are Orthodox.

    Nowadays, Alaskaball is the coldest state of USA-icon.png USAball. Also, the biggest, though Texas-icon.png Texasball is in denial over it. You could split Alaska-icon.png Alaskaball into half and both halves would still be bigger than Texasball. However, unlike Texasball, Alaskaball is one of the lowest-ranking states in terms of population. There is a independence party in his clay, but no one in Alaska wants to be independent which is why it was no votes.

    He currently is one of the greatest and coolest states of the Americas, it also invented Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing.

    Relationships

    Friends

    • Chukotka-icon.png Chukotkaball - My brother. He's a lot like me, we're both cold, full of oil, and part of Russia, or used to be. One day we will secede xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa
    • Siberia-icon.png Siberiaball - Same thing with Chukotka.
    • USA-icon.png USAball - My adoptive Father. After it adopted me, it helped me find oil, and now I'm filthy rich! Still, I'm getting older and think I can take care of myself sometimes. Remove cancer and natural disasters please bro?!
    • Yukon-icon.png Yukon Territoryball - My Cousin. He lives relatively close to me, and I visit him sometimes. But tell Trudeau to leave me alone!! We can into Cascadia-icon.png Cascadia together! :D
    • Washington-icon.png Washingtonball - We are very close, we've known each other even before we were adopted by papa! I give him oil but not as much as before. Please don't forget and abandon me. He's also my doctor. We can also into Cascadia-icon.png Cascadia together!
    • Chile-icon.png Chileball - We're both coast-stealing worms. (although I failed to steal Canada's pacific coast).
    • China (subdivision)(predicon need)-icon.png Heilongjiangball (Black Dragon Riverball) - Sister state!
    • Taiwan-icon.png Taiwanball - Partnered with them just like the rest of my siblings. Also real china.
    • Mongolia-icon.png Mongoliaball - "We both can into throat sing and we're partnered in the SPP!
    • US Antarctica-icon.png Antarctica-icon.png Greenland-icon.png United States Antarcticaball, Antarcticaball, and Greenlandball - Buddies who live in snowy cold and icy places like me. We get into contact sometimes.
    • Alaska-icon.png North Poleball (Alaska) - Brother.
    • South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball - Real Korea!
    • UK-icon.png UKball - English teacher. Helps me of reading and learning english.

    Neutral

    • Minnesota-icon.png Minnesotaball - He has cold weather, but not as cold as my weather. Besides, I don't know him that well.
    • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - Very complicated relationship, but still my father. can not do anything. He always got sad and worried when it saw me, normally. sigh. I feel you, and you are real Russia.
    • Canada-icon.png Canadaball - My uncle. He helps me with food and heat and there are also lots of Inuit-icon.png Inuitballs in its clay. Please don't ask me to join, okay? Why? We had an agreement when you were under Canada-icon (Red Ensign).png British Rule. YUO ARE STILL SAYING THAT I AM YUOR CLAY?? FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT YUOR CLAY, STOP TELLING AND ASKING EVERY TIME TO JOIN YUO!! ALSO, YOU ARE OF FAKE NORTH, REMOVE!!! FUCK YOUR SHITTY INVENTION OF PIZZA!!! REMOVE TRUDEAU NAO!!! Russian America-icon.png Or else.... Russian America-icon.png

    Enemies

    • North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball - STAHP WITH THE DAMN NUKES!!! YUO ARE OF FAKE KOREA AND CANNOT INTO FUNCTIONAL NUKES XAXAXAXAXAXAXA!!! REMOVE KIM JONG UN!! REMOVE CHINESE COMMIE REMOVE JUCHE! ALSO STOP CALLING ME A FATTY WHEN YOUR LEADER WITH HIS DUMB MISSLIES IS!
    • Crimea-icon.png Crimeaball - YUO!!!! YUO ARE THE REASON Russian-Empire-icon.png PA SOLD ME!!!! HE CARED MORE ABOUT BEING WITH YUO THAN HE EVER DID WITH ME!!! ALSO, NOT EVEN MY USA-icon.png MY OTHER DAD LIKES YUO! YUO'RE DEAD TO ME!
    • Texas-icon.png Texasball - XAXAXAXAXA YUO ARE OF TINY AND IRRELEVANT COWBOY, ALASKA IS OF #1 BIGGEST STATE XAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA!!!
    • China-icon.png Chinaball - FAKE CHINA!!!
    • RussianEmpire-icon.png Russian Empireball. - *Cries* WHY?!!!! YUO ABANDONED ME AND SOLD ME YOU ARE OF JERK AND IT WAS RIGHT FOR YOU TO BE KILLED :( 'I HATE YOU! ABOMINATION! YOU CANNOT INTO LIVE IN MY CLAY FOR EXILE! WELL, AT LEAST I HAVE BETTER LIFE AS THE BIGGEST STATE EVEN IN AMERICA!!! SHOO AND GO AWAY!
    • Japanese-Empire-icon.png Japanese Empireball - 1942 never forget, Aleutian islands are of my clay! YOU DESERVED THOSE 2 NUKES BEING FIRED BY MY USA-icon.png DAD XAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA!!

    How to draw

    Drawing Alaska-icon.pngAlaskaball is easy:

    1. Draw the basic circle and color it of this blue
    2. Draw the Ursa Minor seven stars plus North Star of this yellow
    3. Draw eyes and you've finished

    If you like, you can add a winter hat or glasses, or both of them, or have the North Star as an eyepatch (ala Serbiaball).


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