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— Sarah Palin
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| “ | Ooh-ooh, I'm a rebel just for kicks, now I've been feeling it since 1966, now Might be over now, but I feel it still |
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— Portugal. The Man
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West Yukonball Alaskaball is an hellhole except its cold 
American state located in the far northwest cornner of 
The Americas. It borders no other US state, but it does border the 
Canadian provinces and territories of 
Yukonball and to the south, 
British Columbiaball who are soon planning to invade him . To the west, you have a maritime border with the 
Russian Okrug of 
Chukotkaball.
Alaskaballs clay has many natural resources and is heavily abundant in oil and tourists and also fishing, from which many monies are made. Billboards are outlawed here, because they ruin the view, and so is alcohol in some towns, because when you're in the middle of the artic and there's no one around except lost 
tourists, you get kinda lonely. Oh, and not to mention, but Alaskaball sorta thinks they're better than everybody else, and that's why they call the contiguous US the "lower 48".
History
Alaskaball was born around 17,000 years ago when iced 
1ball (
known to be Proto-Mongolids) crossed the Beringia strait in the Ice Age. and was first colonized by 
Russian Empireball.
In 1867, Russian Empireball proposed to USAball to sell Alaskaball for $7,200,000 (approximately $10.85 per square mile of land or $4.19 per square kilometer). Russian Empireball assumed Alaskaball had no value to its name besides useless clay, and it was broke after the Crimean War and needed the money. USAball's purchase of Alaskaball was mocked being called "Seward's Folly". They were all was wrong, about 30 years later, gold was discovered on its clay, and there was a massive gold rush similar to 
Californiaball's.
Alaskaball has been USABall's biggest stateball since January 3, 1959, it boasts the biggest American petrol deposit, discovered in 1968. Alaskaball has gone through being a District, Department, and Territory. Russiaball is unhappy with its decision.
There are proposals to unite America and Asia through a bridge between Russiaball and Alaskaball. This may never happen...
Alaskaball has a considerable Orthodox minority thanks to Russian colonization in the region. Several Russian missionaries converted many natives to the Orthodox Church, 12.5% of the Alaskaball's are Orthodox.
Nowadays, Alaskaball is the coldest state of USAball. Also, the biggest, though 
Texasball is in denial over it. You could split Alaskaball into half and both halves would still be bigger than Texasball. However, unlike Texasball, Alaskaball is one of the lowest-ranking states in terms of population. There is a independence party in its clay, but no one in Alaska wants to be independent which is why it was no votes.
It currently is one of the greatest and coolest states of the Americas. It also invented Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing.
Relationships
Friends
Chukotkaball - My sibling. It's a lot like me, we're both cold, full of oil, and part of Russia, or used to be. One day we will secede xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa
Hawaiiball - My little sib. It lives farther away then most of my other siblings, and I like it more than my other siblings. We also became states in the same year. Also very adorable!!
USAball - My adoptive parent. After it adopted me, it helped me find oil, and now I'm filthy rich! Still, I'm getting older and think I can take care of myself sometimes I could seek Independence. But remove cancer and natural disasters, please?!
Yukon Territoryball - My Cousin. It lives relatively close to me, and I visit it sometimes. But tell Trudeau to leave me alone!! We can into 
Cascadia together! :D
Washingtonball - We are very close, we've known each other even before we were adopted by USAball! I give it oil but not as much as before. Please don't forget and abandon me. It's also my doctor. We can also into Cascadia together!
Chileball - We're both coast-stealing worms. (although I failed to steal Canada's pacific coast). Also, we help each other with earthquakes.
Heilongjiangball (Black Dragon Riverball) - Sister state!
Mongoliaball - We both can into throat sing and we're partnered in the SPP!
United States Antarcticaball, Antarcticaball, and Greenlandball - Buddies who live in snowy cold and icy places like me. We get into contact sometimes.
North Poleball (Alaska) - Sibling.
South Koreaball - Real Korea!
UKball - Helps me of reading and learning English.
Japanball - 
Your dark past is the past, now you will buy my fish. Also, my child's Anchorage and your child's Chitose City are twin cities.
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Neutral
Minnesotaball - It has cold weather, but not as cold as my weather. Besides, I don't know it that well.
Russiaball (until 2022) - Very complicated relationship, but still my parent. Can not do anything. It always got sad and worried when it saw me, normally. sigh. I feel you, and you are real Russia.
British Columbiaball - I hope you don't mind that I took half your coast.
Canadaball - My relative. It helps me with food and heat and there are also lots of 
Inuitballs in its clay. Please don't ask me to join, okay? Why? We had an agreement when you were under 
British Rule. YUO ARE STILL SAYING THAT I AM YUOR CLAY?? FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT YUOR CLAY, STOP TELLING AND ASKING EVERY TIME TO JOIN YUO!! ALSO, YOU ARE OF FAKE NORTH, REMOVE!!! FUCK YOUR SHITTY INVENTION OF PIZZA!!! REMOVE TRUDEAU NAO!!! 
Or else....
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Enemies
Texasball - XAXAXAXAXA YUO ARE OF TINY AND IRRELEVANT COWBOY, ALASKA IS OF #1 BIGGEST STATE XAXAXAXAXAXA!!!
North Koreaball - STAHP WITH THE DAMN NUKES!!! YUO ARE OF FAKE KOREA AND CANNOT INTO FUNCTIONAL NUKES XAXAXAXAXAXAXA!!! REMOVE KIM JONG UN!! REMOVE CHINESE COMMIE REMOVE JUCHE! ALSO STOP CALLING ME A FATTY WHEN YOUR LEADER WITH HIS DUMB MISSLIES IS!- Japanese Empireball - 1942 never forget, Aleutian islands are of my clay! YOU DESERVED THOSE 2 NUKES BEING FIRED BY MY DAD XAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA!!
How to draw
Drawing Alaskaball is easy:
- Draw the basic circle and color it of this blue
- Draw the Ursa Minor seven stars plus North Star of this yellow
- Draw eyes and you've finished
If you like, you can add a winter hat or glasses, or both of them, or have the North Star as an eyepatch (ala Serbiaball).
Gallery
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| Members | Canadaball •  Denmarkball ( Faroe Islandsball •  Greenlandball) •  Finlandball •  Icelandball •  Norwayball ( Svalbardball) • Russiaball •  Swedenball • USAball ( Alaskaball)
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| Observers |  Germanyball •  Netherlandsball •  Polandball •  UKball •  Franceball •  Spainball •  Chinaball •  Indiaball •  Italyball •  Japanball •  Tringapore •  South Koreaball •  Switzerlandball •  Irelandball
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