Alaskaball

State of Alaskaball : Alax̂sxax̂ (Inupiaq): Alaskaq (Tlingit): Anáaski (Yup'ik): Alas'kaaq : Аляска
←  ↓ 1733, statehood in 1959 - Present
Hope you like cold weather, if not YOU FREEZE XAXAXA
General information
Government	Republic
Personality	Cold, suicidal
Language	English Inuit ( mostly Inupiaq) Yup'ik Tlingit Aleut Russian ( Alaskan dialect)
Type	Alaskan-Slavic White American (66.7%, including White Hispanics) (14.8%. including Native American ) (19 %, including Other ancestries)
Capital	Juneauball
Affiliation	USAball Canadaball
Religion	Christianity Protestantism Evangelicalism Baptists Methodism Lutheranism Presbyterianism Anglicanism Roman Catholicism Restorationism Mormonism Eastern Orthodoxy Agnosticism Atheism Buddhism Alaska Native religions
Relations and opinions
Friends	Hawaiiball Parent Slavic parent Canadaball (sometimes) Chukotkaball Can throat-sing like me Greenlandball Yukonball Antarcticaball I know you are not biggest state but we can both into very Republican (sometimes)
Enemies	Parent who forgot and sold me... YUO CANNOT INTO BIGGEST US STATE XAXAXAXAXA!!! FAKE NORTH (sometimes) FAKE KOREA F*ck you for attacking my clay in 1942
Likes	Auroras, snow, weed, Country Music, independence, Frost Man (Mega Man 8), gold, oil, guns, hunting, fishing, Portugal. The Man
Dislikes	Global warming, oil spills, that worm who stole its flag, not being independent, Earthquakes (can't Forget What Happened in 1964), The Murkowskis
Historical information
Preceded by	Territory of Alaskaball
Succeeded by	Canadian Alaskaball
Is of importants
Can into space?	Yes, ask 'Murica
Börk	Palin Palin, Salmon Salmon, Bear Bear
Food	Salmon, Halibut, whatever it can hunt, forage, fish or trap in its clay
Status
Recently suffered an earthquake. Now it fears tsunami.
Notes
It's not always cold here in Alaska. Our summer days are very warm.

“	I can see Russia from my house!	”
	— Sarah Palin

“	Ooh-ooh, I'm a rebel just for kicks, now I've been feeling it since 1966, now Might be over now, but I feel it still	”
	— Portugal. The Man

West Yukonball Alaskaball is the largest stateball by area in USAball. His flag depicts the big dipper and the north star (Polarisball). It was designed while it was a territoryball by a young 3ball.

It has very dangerous roads and it always seems to be winter in there. It still does not know if it wants to stay with its adoptive parent ( USAball) or if it returns with its other parent ( Russiaball)

During the Cold War, Alaskaball became paranoid because it was surrounded by submarines of USAball and submarines of the USSRball.

History

Alaskaball was born around 17,000 years ago when iced 1ball ( known to be Proto-Mongolids) crossed the Beringia strait in the Ice Age. and was first colonized by Russian Empireball.

In 1867, Russian Empireball proposed to USAball to sell Alaskaball for $7,200,000 (approximately $10.85 per square mile of land or $4.19 per square kilometer). Russian Empireball assumed Alaskaball had no value to its name besides useless clay, and it was broke after the Crimean War and needed the money. USAball's purchase of Alaskaball was mocked being called "Seward's Folly". They were all was wrong, about 30 years later, gold was discovered on its clay, and there was a massive gold rush similar to Californiaball's.

Alaskaball has been USABall's biggest stateball since January 3, 1959, it boasts the biggest American petrol deposit, discovered in 1968. Alaskaball has gone through being a District, Department, and Territory. Russiaball is unhappy with its decision.

There are proposals to unite America and Asia through a bridge between Russiaball and Alaskaball. This may never happen...

Alaskaball has a considerable Orthodox minority thanks to Russian colonization in the region. Several Russian missionaries converted many natives to the Orthodox Church, 12.5% of the Alaskaball's are Orthodox.

Nowadays, Alaskaball is the coldest state of USAball. Also, the biggest, though Texasball is in denial over it. You could split Alaskaball into half and both halves would still be bigger than Texasball. However, unlike Texasball, Alaskaball is one of the lowest-ranking states in terms of population. There is a independence party in its clay, but no one in Alaska wants to be independent which is why it was no votes.

It currently is one of the greatest and coolest states of the Americas. It also invented Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing.

Relationships

Friends

• Chukotkaball - My sibling. It's a lot like me, we're both cold, full of oil, and part of Russia, or used to be. One day we will secede xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa
• Hawaiiball - My little sib. It lives farther away then most of my other siblings, and I like it more than my other siblings. We also became states in the same year. Also very adorable!!
• USAball - My adoptive parent. After it adopted me, it helped me find oil, and now I'm filthy rich! Still, I'm getting older and think I can take care of myself sometimes. But remove cancer and natural disasters, please?!
• Yukon Territoryball - My Cousin. It lives relatively close to me, and I visit it sometimes. But tell Trudeau to leave me alone!! We can into Cascadia together! :D
• Washingtonball - We are very close, we've known each other even before we were adopted by USAball! I give it oil but not as much as before. Please don't forget and abandon me. It's also my doctor. We can also into Cascadia together!
• Chileball - We're both coast-stealing worms. (although I failed to steal Canada's pacific coast).
• Heilongjiangball (Black Dragon Riverball) - Sister state!
• Taiwanball - Partnered with them just like the rest of my siblings. Also real China.
• Mongoliaball - We both can into throat sing and we're partnered in the SPP!
• United States Antarcticaball, Antarcticaball, and Greenlandball - Buddies who live in snowy cold and icy places like me. We get into contact sometimes.
• North Poleball (Alaska) - Sibling.
• South Koreaball - Real Korea!
• UKball - Helps me of reading and learning English.

Neutral

• Minnesotaball - It has cold weather, but not as cold as my weather. Besides, I don't know it that well.
• Russiaball - Very complicated relationship, but still my parent. Can not do anything. It always got sad and worried when it saw me, normally. sigh. I feel you, and you are real Russia.
• British Columbiaball - I hope you don't mind that I took half your coast.
• Canadaball - My relative. It helps me with food and heat and there are also lots of Inuitballs in its clay. Please don't ask me to join, okay? Why? We had an agreement when you were under British Rule. YUO ARE STILL SAYING THAT I AM YUOR CLAY?? FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT YUOR CLAY, STOP TELLING AND ASKING EVERY TIME TO JOIN YUO!! ALSO, YOU ARE OF FAKE NORTH, REMOVE!!! FUCK YOUR SHITTY INVENTION OF PIZZA!!! REMOVE TRUDEAU NAO!!! Or else....

Enemies

• North Koreaball - STAHP WITH THE DAMN NUKES!!! YUO ARE OF FAKE KOREA AND CANNOT INTO FUNCTIONAL NUKES XAXAXAXAXAXAXA!!! REMOVE KIM JONG UN!! REMOVE CHINESE COMMIE REMOVE JUCHE! ALSO STOP CALLING ME A FATTY WHEN YOUR LEADER WITH HIS DUMB MISSLIES IS!
• Texasball - XAXAXAXAXA YUO ARE OF TINY AND IRRELEVANT COWBOY, ALASKA IS OF #1 BIGGEST STATE XAXAXAXAXAXA!!!
• Chinaball - FAKE CHINA!!!
• Russian Empireball. - *Cries* WHY?!!!! YUO ABANDONED ME AND SOLD ME YOU ARE OF JERK AND IT WAS RIGHT FOR YOU TO BE KILLED :( 'I HATE YOU! ABOMINATION! YOU CANNOT INTO LIVE IN MY CLAY FOR EXILE! WELL, AT LEAST I HAVE BETTER LIFE AS THE BIGGEST STATE EVEN IN AMERICA!!! SHOO AND GO AWAY!
• Japanese Empireball - 1942 never forget, Aleutian islands are of my clay! YOU DESERVED THOSE 2 NUKES BEING FIRED BY MY DAD XAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA!!

How to draw

Drawing Alaskaball is easy:

1. Draw the basic circle and color it of this blue
2. Draw the Ursa Minor seven stars plus North Star of this yellow
3. Draw eyes and you've finished

If you like, you can add a winter hat or glasses, or both of them, or have the North Star as an eyepatch (ala Serbiaball).

Gallery

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  All of the US states

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Videos

• History of the United States of America - Countryball version -Finished 2015-