|“||لَا إِلٰهَ إِلَّا الله مُحَمَّدٌ رَسُولُ الله
(There is no god but Allah; Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah. )
— The Holy Prophet of Islam (S)
|“||Our constitution is the Qur'an||”|
— King Faisal, 1975
|“||حمود حبيبي (hamood habibi)||”|
— Random arabic cartoon kid
Saudi Arabiaball, officially the Kingdom of
Kebabs, Oil Monies and Isolation Saudi Arabiaball, has a smiling face on his flag similar to Mauritaniaball although he looks scarier is an Arab-Muslim countryball located in the Arabian peninsula. It borders Iraqball, Jordanball, and Kuwaitball to the North, Omanball and Yemenball to the South, and Qatarball and UAEball to the Southeast. The countryball is divided into 13 regionballs, along with the capital Riyadhball and big city Jeddahball (everything is halal in Jeddah!), and the two Islamic holy sites, Meccaball and Medinaball, giving it a total area of 830,000 square miles, making it the 12th largest countryball in the world. With a population of about 33.41 million as of 2018, it is the 40th most populous countryball in the world, and the 4th most popular human migration destination.
As an Islamic Arab state located in the Middle East, it has the privilege of joining the Arab Leagueball, OICball, and the Gulf Cooperation Councilball to protect his friends from his rival, Iranball. Saudi Arabiaball is also a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a group formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EUball, as well as being a major non- NATOball ally.
Saudi Arabiaball is often seen as one of the most religious and strict countryballs in the world. While it is a wealthy countryball with ties to USAball, its way of life is mainly based off the Qu'ran, and thus its acts very intolerable to things the Western World takes for granted. It forbids any type of alcohol, Today, however, it is beginning to open up, as it recently allowed women to drive and even opened up a movie theatre in its capital. Some think it is a rising power.
Its national day is September 23rd.
- أفغانستان - Taliban Afghanistan is true Afghanistan!
- أيسلندا My al-favorite friend. It's nice to have you around. I was one of your first recognizers. Only bjork I al-like. Finland is al-perkele but stop being friends with Serbia!!
- تايلاند - He/She is the best al-country in the world. But don't ask me that your diamond is in my country!
- فنلندا - Unlike his brothers because we both have share common enemies.
- الدوري العربي - Of Salaams! I love my Arab Countries!
- البحرين - Helping its against that annoying shia kafir. She is also make peace with Israelcube.
- البوسنة - Can into Kebab majority. Please don't friend with this Kafir.
- بروناي - He are al-southeast asian kebab with many oils. He also imblement sharia law and remove homosex.
- مصر - He killed me when the first time I born in al 1818 but he is good friend now "cuz I give him money". Also a stronk helpful brother.
- الاتحاد الأوروبي - He is very weird I see him all time going away from me. But thanks for taking in refugees. Take more!!! Meanwhile I take none.
He is the new Sodomball and Gomorahball, the cities of the people of Lut (PBUH), the refugges have the holy mission to save that continent from debauchery"
- جيبوتي - She gives me lots of textiles and exotic hijabs and arabic clothing in return I give its lots of money. In the hookah places, we also love to gossip about Iranball.
- ألمانيا - Best European friend. Gibs a lot of nice cars to me. And also doesn't like that bossy boots Iran.
- غوانتنامو - Aka only kebab in North America so he is important.
- باكستان - My closest Muslim ally. But he is still friends with these dickheads.
- إندونيسيا - Yuo is also important, yuo have the largest Muslim population
- الأردن - Not so Important but is in Arab League anyways. Also is of my brother.
- كوسوفو - New kebab!! I hope yuo becomings free from THIS STUPID KEBAB REMOVER.
- الكويت - Little Arab brother! We liberated him from Saddam Hussein back in 1991! But seriously though why make friends with him?
- لبنان - I'm trying to remove Hezbollah and the rest of the opposition from him.
- أثيوبيا - Trading partners and friends. I like his coffee.
- روسيا - We no longer into conflict anymore :) Please stop liking Terrorist asshole though. Putin likes us, we like them
You need to stop drinking, getting drunk is a sin and is also bad for your health, especially for the liver.
- راشدون - First Ancestor.
- ماليزيا - Also important and yuo also prove to me that Muslims are kind and generous like al serving UK's castle.
- المغرب - My weird cousin with a weird dialect. Here take 22 billion dollars from our royal family for your military, AND USE IT WISELY OK?
- الصين - Al-Communist badass dude. He and I can be good and bad. we have been increasing cooperation in the energy and financial sectors, One Belt One Road Initiative, and has signed numerous deals across several areas.Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman also hinted that China could boost its diplomatic footprint in the Middle East, while stating that “Saudi Arabia is willing to work hard with China to promote global and regional peace, security and prosperity”. SO I like this bitch but he kills blue kebab and yet I defend his position because he's RICH. So we can into pals
- الإمارات العربية المتحدة - I always go vacation to him. But I will have a bigger al building then hy workers and architect!
- المملكة المتحدة - Helped me in the past but I don't know now. But he likes my oil! but he also homogay despite of that.
- الولايات المتحدة الأمريكية - We been friends for 80 years! He made me rich buying my oil. We are making sure our partnership stays strong throughout some of the harshest times! He might supports gays, be is still tolerable nonetheless also am ok to your new president Joe Biden well thanks.
Honestly I think some states of him are disgusting lechers, will burn in hell in the name of Allah
- ألاباما - We both hate abortion and we like riding our trucks in the slippery mud every morning. SWEET HOME ALABAMA! I like this guy
Wait... you practice incest... you'll burn in the marble of hell!!!
- كاليفورنيا - A popular state out in USAball’s western part of his clay. He is extremely popular, but slightly corrupt in some areas. But stop getting pissed with me sometimes, I just want hydration! 😢
Although I think you're a filthy junkie who will burn in the marble of hell, as well as a lecher. New Sodomball and Gomorrahball
- ولاية جورجيا - He adores me to death; he loves kebab and is home to Coca-Cola! Unfortunately, he likes these dickheads, but he still prefers me more.
- لويزيانا - Oh no! Did Hurricane Katrina slam against your coast? Here, take some al monies!
- تكساس - Another Murican state, but stop saying that I was responsible for 9/11!
I think you are one of the most decent states in the United States... unlike some of your brothers.
- ألاباما - We both hate abortion and we like riding our trucks in the slippery mud every morning. SWEET HOME ALABAMA! I like this guy
- مولدوفا - She is Romania's tiny friend. Maia Sandu thank you
- كندا - Well now you're being an ally. thanks for not being mean and cute. Quebecball is yours.
- الصومال - This Arab brother loves me. He loves me so much to the point where I decided not to recognize Somalilandball and murder his christian brother's migrants. I also helped him during his greater Somalia goals. BUT WHY YUO HATE USABALL?!
- رومانيا - Even though, he is of Christian ,he actually likes removing turkish kebab,not arabic kebab, which makes me happy because we both hate this oppressor. And I've found out that he is the first country in the WORLD to use modern technology to take the oil from inside,which is interesting. Plus let's trade oil my friend. And I'm his largest oil buyer.
- الأرجنتين - He has the highest percentage of Muslims in al Latin America.
- بهلوي إيران - True Iran. But he seems too obsessed with al reforms. Do not forget you are a Muslim country!
- إيطاليا - My former al enemy. I'm sorry for calling you sick man of Europe. But you give me cool cars and I like your al culture. We share al common enemies together.
- كوريا الجنوبية - I like its because she's USAball's girlfriend who gives me al K-pop and I also give its much oil. She also helped me with al desalination plants and it also likes my oil too! And I also like its al culture. Despite it sometimes hates Japanball.
- المكسيك - Although we don’t interact as much, we are both G20 partners and we both have extremely positive relations! Gib al tacos! 🌮🌮🌮
- تشيلي - Thanks you for not giving the sea to Boliviaball, You are a Good Latin American Friend.
- خوان جوايدو - Congratulations best president of Venezuela so we both hate Maduroreich.
- قبرص - You hate Turkeyball for al attacking you back in 1974. I consider you as the real al Cyprus.
- ليبيريا - Although he's al friends with Ethiopiaball, but I like him because he hates my worst enemy for calling his dad a satan. I heard you're USAball's son, right? Good, so we were not colonized by the Europeans.
- منغوليا - We both are historically and continue to be friends, we also have a common enemy.
- تايوان - I confessed to you first and was the last Middle Eastern country to sever diplomatic ties with you. Up to now, I don’t know why there are so many love from my heart that I cannot express to you... *sigh*
- الباطيق - They all hate Iranball Serbiaball and Myanmarball But you hate Russia, who is a good friend of mine, but at least it is soul mates with my friend, which is an adorable couple.
- كولومبيا - We both hate Boliviaball Venezuelaball and Cubaball and we both hate commies which is good friend.
- بولندا - He might be the same with Russia, except he likes Serbiaball. He hates the Nazi supporter and gays. The only problem I have with him is that he's friends with Serbia, if it weren't for that we could have been good friends, because I think he's one of the most decent countryball in Europe.
- الهند - Trade partners, but he likes Iranball, hatings Pakistanball and Chinaball, and I hear he even remove kebab so i'm not sure about him.
- إسبانيا - She might be the same with Polandball, except it likes Serbiaball, does not recognize Kosovoball, and loves gays. But at least we both hate this separatist and your evil sons Also thanks for defeating Iranball in football.
- الفاتيكان - Although we have zero relations, we do have some important meetings to discuss with. Such as religious beliefs. I do not really hate him but I don't think we can have official relations. Sorry Pope Francis. Maybe next time.
- البرازيل - We doesn't interact so much, altrough I'm tired of HUE HUE HUE BR BR BR (ugh...), we're business pals.
- الجزائر - I know you like Russiaball and have some relations with USAball, but you are friends with Iranball, North Koreaball or Serbiaball which are all my enemies. YOU ALSO DIDN'T RECOGNIZE KOSOVOBALL!! WHHHHHHHHHY?!!!!
- صوماليلاند - I don't recognize you, but we can into similar flag and common enemy.
- اليابان - My people loves to watch your Animes. I don't care if he has lots of haram and videos. Also I'm very sorry for one of my student destroyed your beautiful temple because of Religious Issues.
- سويسرا - We both have neutral during WW2 and Cold War which is good friend. Also you have great Chocolates too!
- أذربيجان - My another closest ally. He's still friends with Turkeyball and being Shia and Turkic. But at least you hate my greatest enemy and gives me oil which makes a good friend.
- العراق - Tried to Anschluss me in 1991 to take my oil after anschlussing my sister Kuwaitball. REMOVE SADDAM!! (Oh wait, we already did :|). He still likes that IRAN. But other than that he is now remove ISIS and allow USA into his clay
- موريتانيا - Al flag stealer at first but now we are good thanks to our almighty smiling faces :)
- أرمينيا - I don't know much al-about him. But at least you hate Turkeyball, Qatarball, and the gays. But he's friends with Iranball so I don't talk to yuo that much.
- فيلبيني - I had to ban flights here. Sorry if your workers are stranded, but it is friends with USAball so I think were fine, and I'm sorry if we persecute your OFW's here, I hope you can forgive me.
- اوكرانيا - I'm sorry that I hated Chrystia Freeland because she's Ukrainian Canadian. And you also hate Iranball for shooting down your plane. At least I am fine with Canada now. You can forgive me now and i give you that Crimeaball is still part of your clay.
- اليونان - Serbia's friend. I promise I won't never complain about Zeus is the fake allah! And I also never to be rude to Serbiaball! But at least you hate Turkeyball.
- فلسطين - Although i do recognize you, please tone down the al - extremism and hamas. And stop buying weapons from him!
- تركيا - Sometimes we are of friends, sometimes we are not. Thanks for not supporting Iranball.
- دولة قطر - We're reopening relations now.
- إسرائيل - Even though you also hate crazy missile guy and I may have some diplomatic relations with you, PLEASE STOP ATTACKING PALESTINIANS! I don't like him but bullying him is making me very al-triggered. So for halal's sake STOP IT BEFORE I DO SOMETHING EVEN WORSE THAN BANNING YUOR PLANES IN MY AIRSPACE!!
Or else...... HHHHHHHHHHHHHH
- كوريا الشمالية - Don't you even try nuking me, you kafir. I support South Koreaball against you so REMOVE KIM FAMILY!!!
- ألمانيا النازية - Don't you EVEN try genociding people, you kaffirs.
- امبراطورية اليابان - Same as Nazi Germanyball.
- الإمبراطورية الألمانية - Yuo helped Ottoman Empireball to massacre my leaders and rape my people! 1918 is the best year of my life, you kaffir! Even USAball hates you!
- أنغولا - He banned Islam. Also he was a al commie!
- نيكاراغوا- This stupid socialist commie pig who being friends with my enemies, REMOVE!!!
- كوبا - Friends with my enemies and you are the same note of me to Tunisiaball and Algeriaball. AND HE ALSO HATES Kosovoball!!! WHY?! YOU COMMIE CAT!!!! REMOVE FIDEL CASTRO FROM PREMISES!!!!
- القرم - You are part of Ukraineball's clay, you separatist kafir!
- جورج سوروس - you are a Kafir pigdog terrorist!!
هههههه ها أنت شيطان او اخرىه
- أثيوبيا - Stop sending immigrants you kaffirs. The Oromos are yours are not mine, stop complaining for killing them. The Immigrants are illegals and therefore must be perished away from my countries. You among with the Yemenis, deserve to be on those Camps because you are working with the Yemeni Houthis.
- الجماهيرية العربية الليبية الشعبية الاشتراكية العظمى - Remove Gaddafi!! Filthy Terrorist who supports Women's Rights! Libyaball is true Libya!
- أوربان الرايخ - Take refugees you selfish kafir asshole and remove this Haram Pig (meanwhile me and my gulf friends take in none)
- صربيا - HE IS THE AL KEBAB REMOVER LEADER. HE DOESN'T LIKE IMPERIALISTS LIKE ME, AND HE EVEN MAKES MEMES ABOUT INSULTING MUSLIMS!!!!
- النرويج - Same as Swedenball so REMOVE LIEF ERIKSON!!!
- إيران - Worst Enemy! YUO IS NOTHING BUT AN SHIA K*FIR!!!! and Fake Iran!!!! YUO ATTACKED MY OIL!!!!! WHY?!!! But we both hate gays so...
- دايش - A kafir who tri to kill me! REMOVE TERRORIST KAFIRS!!!!!
- اليمن - I see that you are planning with Iran to destroy me with your Houthis. Well your country is in ruins your not going to last for long, and stop it with the immigration. You're almost as al-bad as This faithless kaffir.
- الجبل الأسود - Why are you al friends with Kebab remover?
- نيكولاس مادورو - WORST PRESIDENT OF VENEZUELA!!! JUAN GUAIDO IS REAL PRESIDENT!
- ميانمار / بورما- Kebab remover and evil doer!! YOU DERSERVED TO TURNING INTO MILITARY JUNTA!
- بيلاروسيا - Friends with this disgrace. So #resignlukashenko, if you don't, I will support the protests against you!
- التشيك and سلوفاكيا - More Catholic countries that ban refugees. Maybe They are not too bad compared to the other two but REMOVE VISEGRAD!!!
- الإمبراطورية الروسية - Oh No No. Gib back Northern Iran or else I will Anschluss yuo!
- الحارس - He doesn't allow kebab and any other religion on his island! I must send him kebab and show him who's boss!
- سوريا - Worse Arab country....... Piece of sh*t!
- السويد - Remove BÖRK! Another country with immigrants and gays. But I like PewDiePie so we're okay.
- تونس - HE DOESN'T RECOGNIZE KOSOVO AND IS OF FRIEND WITH THE MAIN KEBAB REMOVER SERBIA.
- الإتحاد السوفييتي - Remove Commies, I supported Mujahideen in Afghanistan.
- تركمانستان, طاجيكستان, أوزبكستان and كازاخستان, - Oh look, some Muslim majority countries but persecuting their own Muslim population. That's so low, even for you three. For shame why would anyone do that
ironic. also I hate kebabs (not really, just only Turkish Kebab, Saudi Kebab is better).
- الإمبراطورية العثمانية - Never Forget 1917 !
- فنزويلا and جنوب السودان - My oil is better than you two kaffirs! They also like D*ckhead.
- بعثي العراق - Me and many other al countries kicked him out of my sister Kuwaitball.
- الصحراء الغربية - Algeria's Puppet That he think He can separate from my My Friend, Also he is Friend With My Bitter enemy, No Independence!
- زيمبابوي - Yuo deserved to be al poor and you deserve to get al sanctions by USAball
- تيمور الشرقية - He Hates me because I rekt him down by 10-0 in football.
- بوروندي - Same with Zimbabweball. And you also deserved to be al-poor and you deserve to get al-sanctions by USAball because of yuor unrest..
- لواط - No. NO. NOOOOOOOO. NOT YOU! سوف أقتلكم جميعًا وأظل أقتلك كل ما تتغذى به من رائحة *كريهة الرائحة. سأدمرك ولن تعود أبدًا وسأعلقك جميعًا! هههههههههه DIE AND NEVER COME BACK!!!
- غرب كوردستان - YUO KAFİR! DİE DİE DİE!!! But thanks for fighting this Kafir.
- الجمهورية الاجتماعية الإيطالية - This dude just hates me for no reason! He is basically the past version of the sick man, so not really al-surprised.
Trivia (أمور تافهة)
- He Likes Halal Things
yes For God Sake halal Is the thing Stay Hahal Brother!!
- His clay functions as an Islamic Monarchy.
- They Hates Pork Most of Islam Countyballs Hates those thing
Yes Pork is Dirty Absolutley haram!!
- he is only Countryball that Women are banned to Driving the Car.
- He is also the leader of Arab Leagueball
The great god of allah are thing important im the boss of The Arab Union.
- Smokings are Illegal in his clay
Yes Smoking Are Haram too!!
|Middle Eastern Arabs||Bahrainball • Iraqball • Jordanball • Kuwaitball • Lebanonball • Omanball • Palestineball • Qatarball • Saudi Arabiaball • Syriaball (suspended) • UAEball • Yemenball|
||Algeriaball • Comorosball • Djiboutiball • Egyptball • Libyaball • Mauritaniaball • Moroccoball • Somaliaball • Sudanball • Tunisiaball|
|Observers||Brazilball • Eritreaball • Indiaball • Venezuelaball|