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    Republic of Texasball

    REMEMBER THE ALAMO!
     
    ROT-icon.png Republic of Texasball, Texas-icon.png Texasball, Houston-icon.png Houstonball

    ROT-icon.png The Republic of Texasball was a historical countryball that seceded from Mexico-icon.png Mexicoball and eventually became Texas-icon.png Texasball.

    History

    When ROT-icon.png Texasball was part of Mexico-icon.png Mexicoball's clay, there were very few Mexican Texans (Tejanos) living in the area, to the point that fighting off raiding 3-icon.png 3balls was becoming a difficult task. So Mexico-icon.png Mexicoball thought "Well if I make the border the openings, I can fight off them!" As such, Mexico-icon.png Mexico opened its borders and loosened its immigration policy, allowing USA-icon.png USAballs to move in and buy up clay. An example of this was Steven F. Austin, who bought huge amounts of, and effectively established colonies in, Mexico-icon.png Mexicoball's clay.

    Independence!

    By 1834, immigrants far outnumbered the Mexican populace in Texas, concerning First Mexican Empire-icon.png Mexicoball, who proceeded to go so far as to ban immigration from USA-icon.png USAball (kind of ironic, don't you think?). However, it was far too late, as the cultural differences between Texasball and Mexico-icon.png Mexicoball were far too pronounced, splitting it from the rest of Mexico-icon.png Mexicoball. Thus, the Texas Revolution began. The political turmoil at the time didn't help - with a recent independence movement from Spanish-Empire-icon.png Spainball and its effective dictator Santa Anna. ROT-icon.png Texasball didn't like being in a dictatorship very much. Unsurprisingly, several Mexican states, including Texas, rebelled. On March 2nd, 1836, ROT-icon.png Texasball declared independence. After Mexico-icon.png Mexicoball led an army to crush and massacre rebels, even more Texans were encouraged to rebel, with cries of "REMEMBER THE ALAMO!" Santa Anna was soon captured and sent back to Mexico Cityball, where he had been overthrown. ROT-icon.png Texasball had finally won its independence.

    Annexation by USAball

    ROT-icon.png Texasball was independent for roughly a decade before joining USA-icon.png USAball. ROT-icon.png Texasball took so long to join USA-icon.png USAball for two reasons: first, because its fight for independence had left it with massive debt, but more importantly because the American stateballs were in huge disagreement - it could be said that the lines for the Civil War were already being drawn, and there was debate over whether ROT-icon.png Texasball would be admitted as a slave-stateball or a non-slave-stateball. Nevertheless, Texas-icon.png Texasball was eventually admitted to the Union. Mexicoball, who never recognized the ROT-icon.png Republic of Texasball, saw this as an act of war by USA-icon.png USAball, and this led to the USA-icon.png USAball raining freedom on Mexico-icon.png Mexicoball war Mexican-American War, called the War of Northern Imperialism by Mexican scholars, in which Mexico-icon.png Mexicoball lost roughly half its clay.

    Relations

    Friends

    • USA-icon.png USAball - Maybe something more than just a friend, he's my pa, he helped me in the war. He is still remembering the Alamo, and promise me, never forget it, also, can Ah join you?
      • USA-icon.png - Oh don't worry, I will never forget it. And yes! Please! Join me!
    • Russian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball - He a very good friend of USA-icon.png USAball so Ah like him. BUT AH JUST HAVE ONE PROBLEM WITH HIM! HE SOLD Alaska-icon.png DUMBASS TO USA AND AH'M NO LONGER THE LARGEST STATE!!!

    Neutral

    • CSA-icon.png CSAball - Can he was created, Ah seceded and was independent again, but honestly, you are a racist.

    Enemies

    • Mexico-icon.png Mexicoball - YOU ARE THE WORST! REMOVE TACO!!! REMEMBER THE ALAMO!!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE MEN OF THE ALAMO YOU DUMB PIECE OF SHIT?! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!! FUCK YOU!!!

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