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    No independence for yuo!
    Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball, talking to his son, Greenland-icon.png Greenlandball
    Please killing of me... I want to die.
    Greenland-icon.png Greenlandball
    I should switch names with Iceland-icon.png Icelandball
    Greenland-icon.png Greenlandball
    A cold and very sparsely populated country.
    Plague Inc.'s description of Greenland-icon.png Greenlandball

    Greenlandball (also known as Hyperboreaball) has the most clickbaity name in history is hard to infect in Plague Inc. an autonomous countryball of Canada-icon.png Canadaball the Denmark-icon.png Kingdom of Denmarkball. It can into being the largest island in the world, if you count Australia-icon.png Australiaball as a continent. It is a generally political-quiet country, and is pretty much irrelevant to everyone except Denmark-icon.png Denmark, although Greenlandball will tell you otherwise. He hates being called "Ice-Poland". He also hates being in reality - like being smaller than what his land looks like in Mercator and rectangular maps. Greenland looks almost the same size as African Union-icon.png Africa in Mercator projection, but in reality, he is smaller than USA-icon.png USAball.

    Greenland is more "Inuit and Nordic" than only Nordic and wants to into independence, but his master Denmark-icon.png Denmark will not go beyond letting Greenland exit the EU-icon.png EUball, which it did in 1985. Greenlandball is also suicidal, even more than Japan-icon.png Japanball.

    History[edit | edit source]

    Greenland was originally inhabited by Inuits. It was then discovered by Icelandic and Norwegian Settlers in the 980s and was named Grœnland to seem more attractive than Iceland-icon.png Icelandball. It was however not Green at all and the early Norse settlers mysteriously died off from getting too triggered over the clickbait after a few hundred years.

    From 1605-1607, Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball asserted sovereignty over it and locate lost Norse Settlements. Until the 1700s, colonizing Greenland was unsuccessful.

    Personality[edit | edit source]

    Greenland is not usually seen in a lot of comics but is portrayed big due to having a lot of landmass. When talking, there should be a lot of "q"s in the dialogue and with bits of Inuit, because the cities and places in Greenland have a lot of 'q's in it. Sadly Greenland is also extremely suicidal, always trying (and failing, happily) to end his own life whenever the opportunity presents itself.

    Relationships[edit | edit source]

    Friends[edit | edit source]

    • Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball - Old father. He restored the Nordic domain here. Also PLOX! I want into independent! Especially if not I into suicide.
    • 3-icon.png Eskimosball - I likes yuo, mom.
    • Antarctica-icon.png Antarcticaball Yuo saved me multiple times from suicide attempts.... Yuo can into cute too...
    • Nunavut-icon.png Nunavutball - Yuo is a continental me.
    • USA-icon.png USAball - Continental neighbor and cousin, plox is no take my oil! His ex-president Trump wanted to buy me! He has long history of proposing my father to buy me .
    • Faroe-icon.png Faroe Islandsball - Yuo is good for me.
    • Iceland-icon.png Icelandball - The green volcanic version of me. Our names are mixed up. He also is of my uncle too. HOW COME HE IS CALLED "ICELAND" WHEN HE HAS SOME FORESTS AND I AM CALLED GREEN WHEN I AM SNOWY???? WHAT IN THE WORLD?
    • Norway-icon.png Norwayball - One of the original colonists of me along with Iceland-icon.png Icelandball. However the Norway-icon.png Norwegian's settlements died out around the 13th century. I still maintain a close relationship with Norway-icon.png Norwayball today. I likings yuo more than Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball.
    • Japan-icon.png Japanball - We both have a lot in common, we like kawaii and he is an island country too. We're also both suicidal. I like his Aokigahara Forest (Suicide Forest) and his winters. Our flags are also similar.
    • Madagascar-icon.png Madagascarball - We both are hard to infect and we keep shutting down our ports.
    • Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball - He gib Mercator Projection and made me HUGE.
    • Canada-icon.png Canadaball - We've fought over 50 or so years for Hans Island and just released we could split it the whole time...

    Enemies[edit | edit source]

    • Poland-icon.png Polandball - YUO STOLE MY FLAG!
    • Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball - South East Asian guy who has a flag that looks like Poland, and I don't like his flag because he stole it from me, so this means I hate yuo too! Wait, my dad recognized yuo and also I recognized yuo too in 1945 and yuo are brother of Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball so.. no comment I guess.
    • African Union-icon.png African Unionball - Am bigger than yuo.

    Subdivisions[edit | edit source]

    Since 2018, Greenlandball has been subdivided into five municipalities:

    There is also a large unincorporated area called Northeast Greenlandball.

    Flag Colors[edit | edit source]

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Lava 200, 16, 46 C0-M100-Y80-K5 #C8102E
    White 255, 255, 255 0, 0, 0, 0 #FFFFFF

    Gallery[edit | edit source]

    Polandball Wiki has a gallery of artwork, comics, gifs and videos of Greenlandball.

    Click here to see it.

    Denmark-icon.png Kingdom of Denmark, God's help, the love of the people, Denmark's strength Denmark-icon.png
    Parts Denmark-icon.png DenmarkballFaroe-icon.png Faroe Islandsball (Tórshavn-icon.png Tórshavnball) • Greenland-icon.png Greenlandball (template)
    Regiøns Copenhagen-icon.png Copenhagenball (Bornholm-icon.png Bornholmball) • Central Denmark Region-icon.png Central Denmark RegionballNorth Denmark Region-icon.png North Denmark RegionballZealand-icon (Denmark).png ZealandballSouthern Denmark Region-icon.png Southern Denmark RegionballJylland-icon.png Jyllandball
    Førmer entities 2-icon.png Migrants from South (Prehistoric Europeans)Kingdom of Denmark-icon.png Kingdom of DenmarkballKalmar Union-icon.png Kalmar UnionballDenmark-icon.png Denmark-Norwayball
    Kalmar Union-icon.png BLANDA UPP!!! Nordics STRONK! Long Live Kalmar! Kalmar Union-icon.png
    Countries Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball (Faroe-icon.png FaroeballGreenland-icon.png Greenlandball) • Estonia-icon (Nordic).png EstoniaballFinland-icon.png Finlandball (Aland-icon.png Ålandball)• Iceland-icon.png IcelandballNorway-icon.png Norwayball (Svalbard-icon.png Svalbardball) • Sweden-icon.png Swedenball • (Gotland-icon.png Gotlandball Ladonia-icon.pngLadoniaball) • (Orkney-icon.png OrkneyballShetland-icon.png Shetlandball)
    Historic entities Kalmar Union-icon.png Kalmar UnionballSweden-Norway-icon.png Sweden-NorwayballDenmark-icon.png Denmark-Norwayball
    Cannot into Nordic Estonia-icon.png EstoniaballLatvia-icon.png LatviaballLithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball
    _ There is no evidence that Vikings wore horns on their helmets; this would have been highly impractical in battle. In fact, the image of Vikings wearing horned helmets stems from the scenography of an 1876 production of the Der Ring des Nibelungen opera cycle by Richard Wagner.


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