Sealandball

Sealandball
: Principality of Sealandball

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September 2nd, 1967 - Present

HOW AM I NOT RELEVANT?! GIB CLAY! (Population: 2)

General information

Government

Constitutional monarchy

Personality

Liberal
independent
Napoleon complex
thinks he is relevant
obsessed with clay
stupid
annoying
brave
not recognized as a nation
optimist
STRONK!

Language

English

Type

Micronation

Capital

Itself

Religion

Protestant

Relations and opinions

Friends

~~New Englandball Better England~~

Plutoball Another small guy who nobody recognizes.

Northern Cyprusball (Even though you have beaten me 6-1 in a soccer match we did, you are an unrecognized nation like me and a good friend!)

Same Principality also we both hate UKball

Enemies

My bad, abusive parent that doesn't want to recognize my independence!

Polandball

FLAG STEA LERS

NAME STEALER

Likes

Freedom, sea, independency, Paddy Roy Bates, Prince/Michael Bates

Dislikes

Being irrelevant, burning, being part of the

UKball, people not recognizing it, not getting clay, no independence

Is of importants

Can into space?

I can if I believe in myself! And I am not leaving without Sacky! (it can not into space)

Börk

Relevant relevant!

Micro micro, Stronk stronk

Food

Fish

“	SEALAND RELEVANT!	”
	— Sealandball

The Principality of Sealandball, commonly known as ~~a country that will never be recognized no matter what happens~~ Sealand, is a ~~part of the UK~~ tiny ~~oil rig~~ micronation. It is located on a seafort that the British built during World War II. ~~It is the most irrelevant micronation in the world (and isn't even one).~~

It can into more coastline than Boliviaball.

Sealandball also marks as being one of the smallest micronationballs in the world.

Personality[edit | edit source]

Despite being just a sea fort, Sealandball thinks of itself as a legitimate country. It often questions why others are afraid to recognize it. It is also quite brave, as it fended off the attack on it made by Achenbach, and is willing to do the same to other invaders. It is also quite annoying, with its "I'm relevant" and "Recognize me" stuff, and it's often harassed by the UK because they want it back as Sealand's in the UK's waters. It doesn't see that other countries won't recognize its clay.

History[edit | edit source]

As a mere fort[edit | edit source]

Before Sealandball was founded, the platform it is seated on was one of several series of sea forts meant to prevent Nazi Germanyball´s Air Force from bombing UKball's clay. After World War II, these platforms were abandoned in 1956 and left to the elements.

Founding[edit | edit source]

Sealand was founded by a pirate radio broadcaster ( UKball was trying to prevent rock and roll from degenerating its society at that time. It loves it now though) trying to take advantage of the platform to broadcast banned music.

To Court[edit | edit source]

While doing so, it and its child had a run-in with the law after it tried to scare away other pirate broadcasters by shooting a few warning shots their way; drawing UKball's attention. Sealandball was summoned into court over the incident and came to find out that the incident occurred outside of UKball's sovereign territory (the UK claims only 3 kilometers of water away from their shores under international laws). The budding micronationball having won the legal war announced its sovereignty and became a microstate. It claims the UK recognizes it because of this. ~~It does.~~

War![edit | edit source]

The little Sealand, however, was not prepared for a proper war, which soon came. Set up by a rebellious Sealand native (the prime minister), Sealand was couped by hired mercenaries from Germanyball and Netherlandsball. After kicking their arses using weapons stashed on the platform, Sealand returned to a normal state. Sealand kept the minister there until German diplomats negotiated for his release. It claims Germany recognizes it because of this.

Modern History (Sorta)[edit | edit source]

Unfortunately, Sealand suffered a burning after it spontaneously burst into flames. Sealand slowly recovered, rebuilding destroyed sections of its fortress. Nowadays, Sealand enjoys fame due to its broadway play, Sealand!: The Musical (shown below), which depicted the life and hardships of Sealand, as well as its above-average football team. Once Alderneyball played football (soccer) with Sealandball. It is also into skateboarding ramp when is bored.

Relationships[edit | edit source]

Allies[edit | edit source]

Conch Republicball - Also a micro. Also stronk.
Liberlandball - Another good friend! It is a micronation just like me!
Swedenball- Adopted me in Hetalia for some reason.
Franceball - My fort is a Napoleon complex. Gib monies.

Neutral[edit | edit source]

Northern Cyprusball- It just wants into recognition too. But I'll never forget the time yuo beatings me on football!
USAball - ¿Sibling? ~~PLOX RECOGNITION MEE!!!~~

Enemies[edit | edit source]

UNball - I am a proper countryball, let me in!
UKball - Stupid dad! Stop harassing me and treating me like shit! I'm a sovereign nation just like you! RECOGNIZE ME!!! RECOGNIZE ME!!! RECOGNIZE MEEEEE NOW OR DIE!!! Stop saying you'll embarrass people when you recognize me! I WILL OF KILLINGS YUO!!!

Gallery[edit | edit source]

Polandball Wiki has a gallery of artwork, comics, GIFs, and videos of Sealandball.

Click here to see it.

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