— El Risitas (RIP)
|“||Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena
— Los del Rio
Spainball, officially the Kingdom of Spainball, is a countryball located in southwestern Europe on the Iberian Peninsula. It borders Portugalball to the west, Andorraball and Franceball to the north, and Moroccoball to the south via its exclaves. Its clay is divided into 50 provinces, giving Spainball 505,992 square kilometers. As of 2018, Spainball has a population of 46.73 million.
Spainball has a history full of conquerors, inquisitions, conspirations, and extreme good luck for maybe one of the most developed countries in Europe. Because of that, it lost one of the biggest empires in history but is still stronk in Europe. It's even stronger now as their all-time rival UKball is gone.
Spainball's national day is on 12 October.
They didn't participate in any of the World Wars. However, in World War I, Spainball supported
Reichtangle and Austria-Hungaryball because they were good friends. In World War II, Spainball helped Nazi Germanyball by sending troops to deal with USSRball.
From about late August to mid-September every year, Spainball hosts the "Vuelta a España" cycling race, one of the three Grand Tours (its siblings Franceball and Italyball host the other two — the Tour and the Giro).
In comics, Spainball usually appears in large groupings with Spanish-speaking countries, interacting with the natural and economic goods. When Spainball is alone, it often criticizes its internal problems. Another frequent theme in Spainball comics is their history.
Spainball faces a threat of independence from Cataloniaball in the Modern Age.
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- El Risitas - He's gone… We will remember you, the king of memes. Rest in peace, meme king. :(
- Armeniaball - I recognize your genocide, and we both love each other. Make sure this country can handle this.
- Canadáball - Has been my best friend for centuries. I salute them with poutines. Always welcome to come here!
- LGBTball - I love you, Gay, 1, 2, 3… Let's do fitness exercises together!
- Portugalball - Best friend. Even if Portugal hates when I call it "Western Spain", it is still one of my closest siblings. It is always calm and relaxed; this must have some connection with the ocean (because it always sails from time to time). It helped me during the civil war and built a zip line that crosses our borders; therefore, we are very close. In addition, we tried to dominate the world together once.
- Argentinaball - It's my older sibling, and it's very good at football. We both claim the clay of United Kingdom: It claims the Falkland Islands and I claim Gibraltar. Rio de la Plata has only one defect: it is arrogant, egocentric and wants to be a tough European. There are many Germanic balls in its clay.
- Uruguayball - The pride of the family. I’m proud of it. It is the smartest of my children; it is also a football fan. Apart from that, it stands out in something else: Pepe Mujica. Unfortunately, it became a stoner.
- Chileball - Another child I’m very proud of. However, I do not understand anything it says and it always fights with its other siblings, One of those fights led Boliviaball to hate it in an extreme way! Of course, not everything is perfect, but it used to be my favorite child when it was a fascist.
- Polandball - Happy birthday! 100 years of friendship with Poland!
- Colombiaball - Another friend of mine. Now it's trying to stay out of trouble (I hope). I am happy because the New Granada told me that the civil war was finally over from its mud; Bravo! It can enter the poster.
- } Costa Ricaball and Panamáball - My little children who can enter HDI and not criminals and communists like Nicaraguaball.
- Dominican Republicball - Another friend of mine and one of the oldest. I also had gold; I gave them to France once, but I got them back, so we kept in touch ever since.
- Franceball - My older sibling. We have fought several times in the past, but now we get along very well. Also, I know EXACTLY how you feel about Brittanyball, but doesn’t it look like . Baseball on black and white television? This son of a bitch stabbed me once in the Napoleonic Wars. I’m still upset about that, but we were supposed to split Portugal.
- Serbiaball - Buen amigo. We're both kebab removers and have separatists. Also, I don't recognize Kosovoball. I'm sorry for bombing you in 1999.
- NATOball - Spain may enter into Western relevance. I will also join them because my goal is to save my children communists!
- Cyprusball - It also claims UKball's clay, is schizophrenic, and is now torn between gyro and kebab
- Ecuadorball - Just like Peruball, it spends time asking for jobs in my clay.
- Equatorial Guineaball - Yes, yes... I also had a colony in Africa! However, he is a forgettable child. I had a military disaster there around 1950, but Equatorial Guinea is much more loyal than this bastard.
- Italyball - My younger sibling. We have begun to value our family and our very similar child languages. Portugal, Italy and I had the same problems, but we will overcome them together as siblings. After all, we are a family. (See enemies list)
- Iraqball - Best Arab friend because I find it very relatable. Trust me; I know EXACTLY how you feel about Kurdistanball.
- Indonesiaball - My friend from Southeast Asia. It likes my football clubs and watching their games a lot. Also, you know exactly how you feel about West Papua.
- Israelcube - Another kebab-removing friend. We also have separatists. Though, would it kill you when you're nicer to the Palestinian Christians (especially the Catholic ones)? Also, I'm sorry for expelling your people during the Spanish Inquisition.
- Japónpelota - Thank you so much for the autos,electronic and anime! Sadly, Colombiaball hates Japanball for defeat it in the Copa Mundial de la FIFA 2018.
- Moldovaball - Same as Romaniaball but a cute sibling with Latin influence.
- Nueva Zelandapelota - My niece who is on the opposite side of the world from me.
- Palauball - My cute adopted grandchild, but it doesn't remember that I'm its grandparent! D: I hope Philippinesball will make it remember. At least it is good.
- El Salvadorball - My smallest child, it now can into safety and social democracy thanks to its boss since the 1992 Chapultepec Peace Accords.
- Guatemalaball - Mi other central american child. it was the center of the Capitania General de Guatemala, but never forget 1980!!
- Hondurasball - Another Central American child. It produces a lot of coffee, bananas and African palm. But control your gangs, crime and your migrant population.
- Paraguayball - My child whose older siblings bully. Oh, sorry for scolding you. There, there, Spain is there for you. Yes, a little closer, my child...
- Peruball - An important former American colonial center. Now, it is a nobody without relevance. It was once part of Incaball before the Holocaust and Anschlusso in the 16th century. Very good son.
- Puerto Ricoball - Who was it again? Oh, he’s my child with gold. I gave it some autonomy but then I gave it to USA because it attacked it. Puerto Rico also wants statehood but can’t. Some of your clay wants to get into my clay, but today I will not face it.
- Rumaniapelota - My poor Eastern European sibling. It could have become a great empire like me if it wasn't located right between empires.
- South Koreaball - It’s the best Korea and it’s much better than its [[North Koreaball|clone villain]. ] It also made me the stage for one of its K-dramas popular ones! It also defeated that debt collector in football! Hahahaha!
- United Kingdom - My good friend along with Franceball. We used to be rivals once, but we’re now friends.
- USAball - It used to take my clay, but now we are mostly fine because it is also the son of UKball United Kingdom and mine. Además, algunos de sus estados tienen mis nietos. Other than that, we got along well after the Spanish American War. ¡ But stop calling me Mexico!
- Rohingyaball - I will save you.
Relaciones Complicadas (Neutral/Neutros)
- Germanyball - I don't need your monies because I'm still a powerful countryball like in the old times and… My economy is rising faster than yours (3.2% each year). ¡Un día te superaré y estarás en deuda conmigo! ¡MUAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA! We're still friends, though.
- Mexicoball - My child. Plox, get rid of your drug cartels and gangs. But it still makes me proud to be it parent with it production. Junior, I don't understand why you changed your name to México… New Spain (Spain Jr.) was a better name.
- Netherlandsball - Parent of Indonesiaball. I occupied its clay for some time. It was also my rival in FIFA World Cups 2010 and 2014. But we're okay now.
- Irelandball - PIIGS member who is a party animal like me, BUT YOU IRA supports MY SONS,
- Western Saharaball - I don't recognize its independence, but it is my only adoptive kebab child.
- Philippinesball - I can’t believe I let I could have taken you back, but I was too weak to. I’m sorry about that, my adopted Asian child. I still love you. I am also proud of its president at this time for eliminating drugs. Unlike my child addicted to drugs, you have become strong, intelligent and caring. You prove yourself by eliminating ISpelota; keep doing so. (Also, you know what? Forget the fight with Magellan; that fight has a similar situation with me, taxes...) And thank you for not recognizing the traitor I hate so much. We have a common enemy.
- Turkeyball - It is a kebab, but at least it does not support Cataloniaball, who wants to remove ⅓ of my economy. But please stop being rude to Armeniaball and Greeceball.
- Taiwanball - I have East Asian children who are now part of Taiwan's clay, especially Taipeiball. Its biggest province (Taiwan Provinceball) was Dutch Formosaball, my dead child (Spanish Formosaball)'s sibling. It was colonized by Japan and then became part of Taiwan. I'm thankful that we have representative offices. Gib bubble tea and "Taiwan Can Help" aid!
- Algeriaball - You’re a good friend who sells me oil. You are also the child of France, but please be nicer to it!
- Moroccoball - It is okay sometimes. We are trading partners and do business and have many people in my country. And I don't recognize Western Sahara conflict But… (See enemies below)
- Palestineball - I don't have good relationships with them! All of my friends say to be mean to it! But maybe you are not so bad…
- Nicaraguaball - One of my children in Central America who hates my traitor child.
- Belgiumball - We are okay most of the time. (See enemies list)
- Ukraineball - No strong opinions, but we both have a mutual hatred for idiotic separatists. Crimea is yours.
- Myanmarball - We both hate Cataloniaball, BUT STOP MURDERING INNOCENT ROHINGYA.
Separatistas y Gilipollas (Enemies/Enemigos)
- Bélgicapelota - GIB PUIGDEMONT AND ALL SEPARATISTS NOW!
- Mapucheball - This piece of mierda always annoys my childs Chileball and Argentinaball! I tried to take its down in a 300 years war but just couldn't. LEAVE ALONE MY CHILDS, OR YOU WILL REGRET IT!
- Iranball - ¡Jajajaja! ¿1–0? ¡I defeat you so bad!
- Cataloniaball, Basqueball, and Galiciaball - TRAITORS! ¡I HATE THE THREE SO MUCH! BASQUE COUNTRY, GALICIA AND CATALONIA ARE SPANISH! YOU ARE MY CLAY; YOU WILL NEVER GET INDEPENDENCE! ¡2017 and 2018 were the best years of my life! QUITA COMMIE, QUITA ASKATASUNA, I HATE THE THREE! THE ANSCHLUSS, BASTARDS!
- Moroccoball - This coward is a son of a bitch! Stay away from my children! AND STOP SUPPORTING BROCHETTES IN ANDALUSIA; ANDALUSIA IS PART OF ME, NOT YOU!
- ISISball - Look, you idiot, you are a terrible kebab and you murdered Paris. If you tried to remake AL-ANDALUS, I’ll PUT A MISSILE IN YOUR JIHADIST PARENT! LONG LIVE THE RECONQUEST! BARCELONA, ESTÁS BIEN?! DAMN YOU, ISIS! I WILL WAIT FOR ANOTHER RECONQUEST!
- COMMUNISTAS STUPID! - My children, why did you betray me so badly? You decided to ally yourself with these communists. Why do you have to do this? Now, you hate me and call me imperialist. REMOVE COMMIE AND STOP SUPPORTING THAT TRAITOR!
Or...I am a social democracy, unlike you two communist dictatorships.
- Soviet Unionball - YOU ARE THE BRAINWASHED BITCH! I hate you for this, and you’ll never spread your stupid ideology here. Oh, wait, you’re dead? Great! I’ll never forgive you for all this.
- Russiaball - Mi mal children are its slaves and it is the culprit of Cataluña is a separatist.
- South Africa - It hates me because I won the 2010 FIFA World Cup!
- Italyball (during football) - ¡YOU LITTLE PIZZA SWINE! ¡¡I WILL REMOVE YOU FROM THE WORLD, AND I WILL COME BACK LATER TO DEFEAT YOU! REMOVE PIZZA AND PASTA,
- Papua Occidentalball - ¡YOU BELONG TO INDONESIA!
- Chinaball - You are friends with child comunistas.
- Andalusiaball - My most famous and proud child, who loves all the Spanish clichés like flamenco, corrida and siesta. Mucha ethnic diversity and hot climate here. But there are tons of kebab and they keep invading my clay so REMOVE KEBAB!!!
OR ELSE...Its name comes from Al Andalus.
- Aragonball - Padre. Has mostly mountains clay. It tiene its own language but no one speaks it ii usually forget them few population few votes
- Asturiasball - Former kebab remover child with bad climate and proud culture. Quite irrelevante though. Thinks it of Celtic like Galiciaball.
- Balearic Islandsball - It's all hippies, Germans and DJ's here.
- Basqueball - Very, very proud and angry child who wants into independence because of its weird language and high HDI.
- Canary Islandsball - A enclave of Cuba y Venezuela en Africa. It is my coolest child.
- Cantabriaball - Irrelevant regionball in the north, has also bad weather like its neighbours.
- Castile and Leónball - It is religious and quite nostalgic, many historical lugares there.
- Castilla-La Manchaball - Mostly desert clay and low population, nothing special except wine.
- Cataloniaball (Spain) - It has 1/3 of my economy and is favorite tourist spot, especially for bull fighting. That is why I will not let them into Independencia.
- Extremaduraball - Mi poorest child. Many conquistadores were from this region.
- Galiciaball (Spain) - Celto Hue child. I not of knowings if it is a separatist or no.
- La Riojaball (Spain) - Good wine here!
- Madridball - My economic capital. Viva el Rey!
- Murciaball - Was a kebab in the past, now a irrelevant region in the south. Pero, stop with the Estados Unidos jokes.
- Navarreball - Basque child who lives near Franceball's border, it has strange traditions like bullfighting in the streets.
- Valenciaball - Child who likes partying, drugs and summer, it can into many tourist monies.
- Melillaball - Moroccoball wants it, but it is my child and I will protect them.
- Ceutaball - The same of Melillaball, but it is closer.
- Spanish Empireball had the fourth-largest clay.
- El Ristas was born in its clay but died.
- It has the two oldest children: Mexicoball and Argentinaball.
- Matador is its favorite event, but Cataloniaball bans the events.
- Venezuelaball and Cubaball are the bad children in its family.
- Western Saharaball is the only kebab child in the family.
- Spainball appears in comics with Spanish-speaking and Latin countryballs.
- Moroccoball hates Spainball because of parts of its clay: Ceutaball and Melillaball.
- It wanted to take Gibraltarball, but UKball won't allow that to happen.
- It appears wearing a conquistador helmet from its past Inquisition.
- Its national anthem has no official lyrics.
- N*dity is legal in spain and there is no law criminalizing it
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