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    ALL THE TIME YOU HAVE TO LEAVE A SPACE!
     
    — Fernando Alonso
    KAKAKAKAKAKA
     
    — El Risitas (RIP)
    ¡Viva España!
     
    Spain-icon.png Spainball
    Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena

    Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena

    Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena

    Heeeeeey Macarena, ¡Ay!
     
    — Los del Rio

    Spain-icon.png Painball Spainball, officially the Kingdom of Spainball, is a countryball located in southwestern Europe on the Iberian Peninsula. It borders Portugal-icon.png Portugalball to the west, Andorra-icon.png Andorraball and France-icon.png Franceball to the north, and Morocco-icon.png Moroccoball to the south via its exclaves. Its clay is divided into 50 provinces, giving Spainball 505,992 square kilometers. As of 2018, Spainball has a population of 46.73 million.

    Spainball can into EU-icon.png EUball, NATO-icon.png NATOball, and UN-icon.png UNball.

    Spainball has a history full of conquerors, inquisitions, conspirations, and extreme good luck for maybe one of the most developed countries in Europe. Because of that, it lost one of the biggest empires in history but is still stronk in Europe. It's even stronger now as their all-time rival UK-icon.png UKball is gone.

    Spainball's national day is on 12 October.

    They didn't participate in any of the World Wars. However, in World War II, Spainball helped Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball by sending troops to deal with Soviet-icon.png USSRball.

    From about late August to mid-September every year, Spainball hosts the "Vuelta a España" cycling race, one of the three Grand Tours (its siblings France-icon.png Franceball and Italy-icon.png Italyball host the other two — the Tour and the Giro). Spain has football teams like "Real Madrid" that are very famous in the world.

    In comics, Spainball usually appears in large groupings with Spanish-speaking countries, interacting with the natural and economic goods. When Spainball is alone, it often criticizes its internal problems. Another frequent theme in Spainball comics is their history.

    Spainball faces a threat of independence from Catalonia-icon.png Cataloniaball in the Modern Age.

    History[edit | edit source]

    Tribe-icon.png Pre-History 2-icon.png[edit | edit source]

    The first confirmed presence of hominids of the genus Homo dates back to 1.2 million years before the present, as evidenced by the discovery of a jaw of a Homo not yet classified in Atapuerca.In ancient times, parts of the Mediterranean coast of Spain were colonized by Ancient Greece-icon.png Ancient Greeceball.

    Iberian Union-icon.pngGalician Sueves-icon.pngAsturias-icon.png Early History Cantabri-icon.pngBasque-icon.pngLusitani-icon.png[edit | edit source]

    What today is Spain-icon.png Spainball and Portugal-icon.png Portugalball was inhabited by many Tribe-icon.png Tribeballs: Galician Sueves-icon.png Gallaeciansball in Galicia-icon (Spain).png Galiciaball and Norte-icon.png Northern Portugalball, Asturias-icon.png Asturesball in Asturias-icon.png Asturiasball and Leon-icon (Province).png Leónball, Cantabri-icon.png Cantabriball in Cantabria-icon.png Cantabriaball, Basque-icon.png Vasconicsball in Basque-icon.png Basqueball and Navarre-icon.png Navarreball, Lusitani-icon.png Lusitaniball in the rest of Portugal-icon.png Portugalball and Extremadura-icon.png Extremaduraball, Iberian Union-icon.png Iberiansball in Catalonia-icon.png Cataloniaball, Valencia-icon.png Valenciaball, Aragon-icon.png Aragonball, Murcia-icon.png Murciaball and eastern Andalusia-icon.png Andalusiaball, Andalusia-icon.png Turdetaniball in the rest of Andalusia-icon.png Andalusiaball, Aquitaine-icon.png Aquitaniball in the Pyrenees and Gaul-icon.pngIberian Union-icon.png Celti-Iberiansball in central Spain-icon.png Spainball.

    From around the 3rd century BC, Carthage-icon.png Carthageball conquered it but was met with its companion.

    In the year 218 B.C, SPQR-icon.png SPQRball invaded the Iberian peninsula, which would later become the Roman province of Hispaniaball (whose name is derived to "Spain"). SPQR-icon.png SPQRball introduced the Latin language, predecessor of the modern Spanish language. The Iberian Peninsula remained under Roman rule for 600 years, until the fall of the Western Roman Empire.

    In the Middle Ages, the area was conquered by Germania-icon.png Germaniaball. Visigothic Kingdom-icon.png Visigothball, from the current Swedish region of Götaland, was strongly linked to the social and political transformation of Hispania, the Visigothic Kingdom-icon.png Visigothic Kingdomball.

    Castile-icon.pngCatalonia-icon.pngLeon-icon.png Reconquista Umayyad-icon.pngAlmohad-icon.pngIslam-icon.png[edit | edit source]

    Later, the Iberian Peninsula would be conquered by Umayyad-icon.png Arab (caliphates), reaching these have a presence for more than seven centuries. In response to this, the surviving Visigothic Kingdom-icon.png Visigothballs in the mountains up north vowed revenge against the unexpected invaders by starting a reconquista (long conquest) against the Muslim south. The first Iberian kingdom to remove kebab was the Kingdom of Asturias-icon.png Kingdom of Asturiasball, followed by it's more famous successors Castile-icon.png Kingdom of Castileball, Leon-icon.png Kingdom of Leónball, County of Portugal-icon.png County of Portugalball, along with Kingdom of Galicia-icon.png Kingdom of Galiciaball. The intervention of the Francia-icon.png Carolingian Empireball lead to the creation of Kingdom of Navarre-icon.png Kingdom of Navarreball and Catalonia-icon.png Kingdom of Aragonball and Catalonia-icon.png County of Barcelonaball which also took part in the Iberian crusade.

    The Islam-icon.png Muslims ruled an independent Emirate of Córdobaball (later a Caliphate) when the Umayyad-icon.png Umayyadball fell. The Muslims were very tolerant and did not kill or discriminate Christianity-icon.png Christians, but on the other hand, gave them taxes for the state, but not for Muslims. They also introduced wine and the Arabic language which would blend into the Spanish vocabulary. After Emirate of Córdobaball became unstable and died, it shattered and broke into smaller states (known as taifas) which a lot of times fought each other leading to quicker conquest of Iberia) but also Almohad-icon.png Almohadball expansion. Castile-icon.png Kingdom of Castileball annexed Taifa of Toledoball and Taifa of Murciaball and made them vassals, and so did Catalonia-icon.png Kingdom of Aragonball with Taifa of Valenciaball. With the withdrawal of moors, Emirate of Granadaball snow the last Muslim state.

    In late medieval culture, many Iberian kingdoms participated in the SPQR-icon.png SPQRball renaissance like most of western Europe. Castile-icon.png Kingdom of Castileball and Leon-icon.png Kingdom of Leonball formed a union from 1072–1157, but thereafter the two kingdoms again separated. The political and military hegemony of Castile over Leon was established by Alfonso VIII of Castile, who forced the king of Leon to do homage to him (1188). Castile-icon.png Kingdom of Castileball eventually focused outside of Iberia, Catalonia-icon.png Kingdom of Aragonball on the other hand had formed some unions with Kingdom of Sicily-icon.png Sicilyball and Kingdom of Naples-icon.png Naplesball, and Sardiniaball, becoming a dynasty of kingdoms, the Crown of Aragonball.

    By the end of the conquest, Castile-icon.png Kingdom of Castileball finally killed the last Muslim state, Emirate of Granadaball. But how did they deal with the Islam-icon.png Muslims in their clay? Simply, they along with Jew-icon.png Jews would be expelled from the Iberian Peninsula and some would assimilate into the Christian civilization. The Spanish inconqustion was created so that who are still caught practicing Islam-icon.png Islam in the time you least expect them inconqustion were tortured brutally. From then, it is not until with the dynastic union of marriage between Castile-icon.png Castile and Catalonia-icon.png Aragon and the culmination of the Reconquista, along with the subsequent annexation of Kingdom of Navarre-icon.png Navarre from the Kingdom of France-icon.png Kingdom of Franceball, when one can speak of the foundation of Spanish Empire-icon.png Spainball, as was recognized abroad.

    Philip I had been one of the many founders of the Habsburg dynasty. It had started to be known about Spanish Empire-icon.png Spainball's complicated incesty relations with Austrian Empire-icon.png Austriaball, this leading to a union between the two. Sadly both broke up, but continue to live under the same dynasty.

    Spanish Empire-icon.png Colonization and European affairs Spanish Empire-icon.png[edit | edit source]

    Already in the Modern Age, the Spanish monarchs dominated the first overseas global empire, which covered territories on five continents, leaving a vast Western cultural and linguistic heritage across the globe. One day, in a way to find India, Genoaball helped Spanish Empire-icon.png Spanish Empireball sail to find Delhi Sultanate-icon.png Indiaball, because Castileball thought the world was round. Spanish Empire-icon.png Spanish Empireball was friendly at first having to believed to find Delhi Sultanate-icon.png Indiaball or Ming-icon.png Chinaball, but after relations started to sour and settlers were targeted by the natives and then killed on the spot. More ships were sent to settle on the clay, but after finding gold they didn't hesitate to enslave the natives.

    With that business done Spanish Empire-icon.png Spanish Empireball was more ever eager and determined, so it settled in the Gulf of Mexico and discovered Tenochtitlánball, the capital of Aztec-icon.png Aztec Empireball. Spanish Empire-icon.png Spainball and was brutal shocked of the barbaric sacrifices that Aztecball did, so with the help of a few tribes they brutally murdered colonized Aztecball and brought them and the neighboring tribes to civilization. Spanish Empire-icon.png Spanish Empireball did a expedition south for gold, and founded Inca-icon.png Incaball's giant empire and Tribe-icon.png Muiscaball's rich empire. Hungry for clay, Spanish Empire-icon.png Spanish Empireball annexed those places too. Spanish Empire-icon.png Spanish Empireball got into fights with Wallmapu-icon.png Mapuche tribes but failed to subjugate the latter unlike the former. Already colonized most of the Americas, Spainball and the 3-icon.png 3balls gave birth to some Metizo children (ex: Viceroyalty of New Spain-icon.png New Spainball).

    Spainball introduced 3-icon.png 3balls to Catholicism-icon.png Catholicism, but most lost their lives to diseases brought over from Europe and the harsh colonial system, so the Spanish Empireball had been shipping 8-icon.png 8balls from the African coasts as slaves. Spanish Empire-icon.png Spainball got a lot of gold from the conquest, so much Spain reached Zimbabwe-icon.png Zimbabwean levels of inflation.

    Back in Europe. Everyone was fighting over Christianity. Spanish Empire-icon.png Spanish Empireball's adopted child Cross of Burgundy-icon.png Habsburg Netherlandsball, was born protestant, but when Spain took care of them it tried everything to make the Dutch catholics. The Dutch grew disobedient and rebelled. Spanish Empire-icon.png Spanish Empireball tried to punish Netherlandsball, but it was very sterile and resistant for 80 years straight. In the end, the Dutch Empire-icon.png Seven United Netherlandsball got to leave Spainball for its own destiny and the Spanish Netherlandsball reduced to 1/2 of the area it originally had.

    PortugueseEmpire-icon.png Portugalball's King Sebastian I of Portugal had died without an heir, and Spanish Empire-icon.png Spainball offered to take the crown. PortugueseEmpire-icon.png Portugalball and it allies England and France refused this, but Spain got its way anyway and the Spanish Empire-icon.png Iberian Unionball was born. The Portuguese still kept their autonomy but many preferred to be fully independent. So in 1540, PortugueseEmpire-icon.png Kingdom of Portugalball disbanded the Iberian Unionball and fought a Restoration War for independence. In the end, Portugal won, but Spain-icon.png Spainball was given Ceuta-icon.png Ceutaball and Manila-icon.png Manilaball to accept peace. Spainball also got into a war with France, who invaded the principality of Catalonia and it became a semi-autonomus state under its protection.

    Shit hit the fan when Charles II died without a child to seceded the throne, so Kingdom of France-icon.png Kingdom of Franceball offered to add a Bourbon king to the throne. However, to many of Franceball's enemies, this would mean Spain would ally with France for a bourbon union. This led to a civil war between the Habsburg barrier and the Bourbon barrier. Spanish War of Succession. The Spanish Bourbons introduced the Age of Enlightenment to the country and reforms such as the Nueva Planta decrees, which abolished most feudal states in Spain by the end of the war.

    Spain-icon.png Spainball had allied with Napoleonic-icon.png First French Empireball in the Napoleonic Wars and the two did trade agreements for land in the Americas, but Spain was too soon invaded by the country for being incompetent. Napoleonic-icon.png First French Empireball set up a puppet known as the Napoleonic Kingdom of Spain-icon.png Napoleonic Kingdom of Spainball, which was disliked by the majority of the population, so they did mafia-like assassinations against French troops residing in the country. With the involvement of Portuguese troops, the Spanish monarchy was given back the spot, but the damage had already been done. The occupation in the Spanish War led to the far away colonies in Latin America without a ruler. Many of the colonies adopted revolutionary radical policies and started rebelling. United Provinces of Rio de la Plata-icon.png Argentinaball and Patria Vieja-icon.png Chileball were the first to declared their independence in 1810, and so did Paraguay-icon.png Paraguayball shortly after. Gran Colombia-icon.png Gran Colombiaball, Republic of Spanish Haiti-icon.png Spanish Haitiball, First Mexican Empire-icon.png Mexicoball and Protectorate of Peru-icon.png Peruball all from 1819 to 1821. Spain-icon.png Spainball had lost most of its territories in Latin America except for Bolivia-icon.png Boliviaball until 1825.

    Spain-icon.png Carlist Wars Spanish Empire-icon.png[edit | edit source]

    (WIP)

    Monarchist Restoration[edit | edit source]

    (WIP)

    Of course in the colonization of Africa, the Spanish didn't get much except for some Spanish Sahara-icon.png territory in the Sahara and a Spanish Morocco-icon.png small chunk of Moroccoball. Spain had already had Spanish Guinea-icon.png possessions on the coast of Guinea. Spain actually did mind getting so little, as Africa had not been too much of a big deal for their imperialist ambitions. The Spanish parts of Moroccoball rebelled in 1921, but failed horribly.

    USAball had accused Spain of the sinking of its USS marine ship in Havanaball (Cuba). This led to America not only backing the Cuban and Filipino separatists but as well as directly going to war against Spain.

    CNT-FAI-icon.pngSecond Spanish Republic-icon (soldier).png 1930s Nationalistas Leales-icon (militia).png[edit | edit source]

    In the first third of the twentieth century, a constitutional republic was proclaimed by the people. The Spain-icon (King).png monarchy was deposed because of lately the incompetence. The republic saw years of instability. Separatism rose up again in many places, for example, Catalonia-icon.png Cataloniaball and Anarchy-icon.png Aragonball went under revolution against the Republican government, and were later put under the emerging control of CNT-FAI-icon.png CNT and the FAI, which were pro-syndicalist. This happened at the same exact time workers in the Spanish province of Asturias protested in the mining reserves. Despite the imagined hellhole the eastern provinces would have been under anarchy, UK-icon.png George Orwell stated notable positive things about CNT-FAI-icon.png Revolutionary Cataloniaball of how it functioned under this system by noting the workforce improved and capitalist exploitation decreased. The summary was the Spanish Republic was bound to fall under left-wing politics too, upsetting the cultural right and creating a front of monarchists and fascists to bounce back, sparking the Spanish Civil War after the 1936 elections. The Red-icon.png revolution was used by the Red-icon.png Popular Front, a coalition of left-wing parties that won the elections in 1936 and most importantly by the Red-icon.png PCE (File:Communist-icon.png Communist Party of Spain-icon.png Spain) as propaganda. They made promises of freeing the imprisoned generals and soldiers which they partially did.

    A failed military coup caused the outbreak of a civil war, whose end gave way to the dictatorship of Francisco Franco.

    Francoist Spain-icon.png Francoist Spainball did not join the Nazi-icon.pngKingdom of Italy-icon.png Axis powers Japanese-Empire-icon.png as a whole, but was willing to send volunteers at the eastern front to help Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball fight the smelly pigshit tankies Soviet-icon.png communists of the east. Regardless of the anti-semitism, Spain still gave the Jew-icon.png Jews a home.

    In 1975, both Morocco-icon.png Moroccoball and Mauritania-icon (1959-2017).png Mauritaniaball bullied Francoist Spain-icon.png Spainball in giving them the colony Morocco-icon.png Moroccoball ruled for over 500 years. At first, Francoist Spain-icon.png Spainball refused as its colon- I mean province was resource rich, unlike Spanish Morocco-icon.png Spanish Moroccoball. As pressured by UN-icon.png UNball, and with many Moroocans flooding into its clay all of a sudden, Francoist Spain-icon.png Spainball singed the Madrid-icon.png Madridball Accords and left very frustated and humilated at Moroccoball. Spanish Sahara-icon.png Spanish Saharaball took off its clothes and put Pan-Arab colors on, but both Morocco-icon.png Moroccoball and Mauritania-icon (1959-2017).png Mauritaniaball swooped into take it's clay.

    Introducion to Democracy[edit | edit source]

    Francoist Spain-icon.png Franco died in 1975, which led to a transition to democracy began, whose climax was the wording, ratification in a referendum, and promulgation of the Constitution of 1978, which advocates freedom, justice, equality, and political pluralism as superior values ​​of the legal system.

    In 1979 the first elections were held in Spain-icon.png Spain, which ended in a Spain-icon.png national victory of the Spain-icon.png "Union of Democratic Center" (UCD in Spanish) but in Spain both in the 1979 and 1982 elections the Red-icon.png PSOE (Spanish Socialist Worker's Party) won. From the 80s & 90s many ethnic groups in the country were given autonomy. The PSOE-icon(cube).png PSOE was elected many times to play a role in Spanish politics.

    Currently, Spainball is considered one of the most friendly and neutral countries with most other countries. Therefore, it has gained a lot of popularity and support abroad. It is also one of the European countries with more historical and political influence, and the second countryball in the world in tourism, after France-icon.png Franceball. Spainball loves riding bulls and often visits its Latin America family and chats with Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball as well not paying little attention to Equatorial Guinea-icon.png Equatorial Guineaball and Western Sahara-icon.png Western Saharaball.

    However, Catalonia-icon.png Cataloniaball is still rebellious and thinks too much about the independence, Catalonia-icon.png Catalonia had a plan to separate under a front; Junts pel Sí. The front won the 2017, where the same year a referendum was held where 43.03% of Catalans voted. However, Spain-icon.png Spainball quickly retaliated against the independence of the Catalan Republic-icon.png Catalan Republicball illegal and against the constitution. Spain-icon.png Spainball and Catalonia-icon.png Cataloniaball are still known to be at each other's necks.

    Flag Colors[edit | edit source]

    Main Colors[edit | edit source]

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Carnelian 173, 21, 25 C0-M88-Y86-K32 #AD1519
    Mango 250, 189, 0 C0-M24-Y100-K2 #FABD00

    Emblem Colors[1][edit | edit source]

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Indigo Dye 0, 65, 115 C100-M44-Y0-K55 #004173
    Gray 189, 193, 198 C5-M2-Y0-K22 #BDC1C6
    Pink 197, 76, 121 C0-M61-Y39-K23 #C54C79
    Gotham Green 0, 87, 55 C100-M0-Y36-K66 #005737

    Relationships[edit | edit source]

    Colegas (Friends/Amigos)[edit | edit source]

    • El Risitas - He's gone… We will remember you, the king of memes. Rest in peace, meme king. :(
    • Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball - I recognize your genocide, and we both love each other. Make sure this Turkey-icon.png country can handle this.
    • Morocco-icon.png Moroccoball - Former enemigo, pero el es okay now. We are trading partners and do business and have many people in mi pais. And yo don't recognize Western Sahara conflict, but 1067 WORST DAY OF MI LIFE!!
    • Canada-icon.png Canadáball - Has been my best friend for centuries. I salute them with poutines. Always welcome to come here!
    • LGBT-icon.png LGBTball - I love you, Gay, 1, 2, 3… Let's do fitness exercises together!
    • Portugal-icon.png Portugalball - Best friend. Even if Portugal hates when I call it "Western Spain", it is still one of my closest siblings. It is always calm and relaxed; this must have some connection with the ocean (because it always sails from time to time). It helped me during the civil war and built a zip line that crosses our borders; therefore, we are very close. In addition, we tried to dominate the world together once.
    • Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball - It's my older child, and it's very good at football. We both claim the clay of UK-icon.png United Kingdom: It claims the Falkland Islands and I claim Gibraltar. Rio de la Plata has only one defect: it is arrogant, egocentric, and wants to be a tough European. There are many Germanic balls in its clay.
    • Uruguay-icon.png Uruguayball - The pride of the family. I’m proud of it. It is the smartest of my children; it is also a football fan. Apart from that, it stands out in something else: Pepe Mujica. Unfortunately, it became a stoner.
    • Chile-icon.png Chileball - Another child I’m very proud of. However, I do not understand anything it says and it always fights with its other siblings, One of those fights led Bolivia-icon.png Boliviaball to hate it in an extreme way! Of course, not everything is perfect, but it used to be my favorite child when it was a fascist.
    • Poland-icon.png Polandball - Happy birthday! 100 years of friendship with Poland!
    • Colombia-icon.png Colombiaball - Another friend of mine. Now it's trying to stay out of trouble (I hope). I am happy because the New Granada told me that the civil war was finally over from its mud; Bravo! It can enter the poster.
    • Costa Rica-icon.png} Costa Ricaball and Panama-icon.png Panamáball - My little children who can enter HDI and not criminals and communists like Nicaragua-icon.png Nicaraguaball.
    • Dominican-icon.png Dominican Republicball - Another child/friend of mine and one of the oldest. I also had gold; I gave them to France-icon.png France once, but I got them back, so we kept in touch ever since.
    • France-icon.png Franceball - My older sibling. We have fought several times in the past, but now we get along very well. Also, I know EXACTLY how you feel about Brittany-icon.png Brittanyball, but doesn’t it look like USA-icon.png. Baseball on black and white television? This son of a bitch stabbed me once in the Napoleonic Wars. I’m still upset about that, but we were supposed to split Portugal.
    • Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball - Buen amigo. We're both kebab removers and have separatists. Also, I don't recognize Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball. I'm sorry for bombing you in 1999.
    • NATO-icon.png NATOball - Spain may enter into Western relevance. I will also join them because my goal is to save my Cuba-icon.pngVenezuela-icon.png children communists!
    • Cyprus-icon.png Cyprusball - It also claims UK-icon.png UKball's clay, is schizophrenic, and is now torn between Greece-icon.png gyro and Turkey-icon.png kebab
    • Ecuador-icon.png Ecuadorball - Just like Peruball, it spends time asking for jobs in my clay.
    • Equatorial Guinea-icon.png Equatorial Guineaball - Yes, yes... I also had a colony in Africa! However, it is a forgettable child. I had a military disaster there around 1950, but Equatorial Guinea is much more loyal than Morocco-icon.png this bastard.
    • Italy-icon.png Italyball - My younger sibling. We have begun to value our family and our very similar child languages. Portugal-icon.png Portugal, Italy, and I had the same problems, but we will overcome them together as siblings. After all, we are a family. (See enemies list)
    • Iraq-icon.png Iraqball - Best Arab friend because I find it very relatable. Trust me; I know EXACTLY how you feel about Kurdistan-icon.png Kurdistanball.
    • Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball - My friend from Southeast Asia. It likes my football clubs and watching their games a lot. Also, you know exactly how you feel about West Papua-icon.png West Papuaball.
    • Israel-icon.png Israelcube - Another kebab-removing friend. We also have separatists. Though, would it kill you when you're nicer to the Palestinian Christians (especially the Catholic ones)? Also, I'm sorry for expelling your people during the Spanish Inquisition.
    • Japan-icon.png Japanball - Thank you so much for the autos, electronics, and anime! Sadly, Colombia-icon.png Colombiaball hates Japan-icon.png Japanball for defeat it in the Copa Mundial de la FIFA 2018. As of late it started calling me Paldea, don't know why though.
    • Moldova-icon.png Moldovaball - Same as Romania-icon.png Romaniaball but a cute sibling with Latin influence.
    • New Zealand-icon.png New Zealandball - My relative who is on the opposite side of the world from me.
    • Palau-icon.png Palauball - My cute adopted grandchild, but it doesn't remember that I'm its grandparent! D: I hope Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball will make it remember. At least it is good.
    • El Salvador-icon.png El Salvadorball - My smallest child, it now can into safety and social democracy thanks to Nayib Bukele-icon.png its boss since the 1992 Chapultepec Peace Accords.
    • Guatemala-icon.png Guatemalaball - Mi other Central American child. it was the center of the Capitania General de Guatemala, but never forget 1980!!
    • Honduras-icon.png Hondurasball - Another Central American child. It produces a lot of coffee, bananas, and African palm. But control your gangs, crime and your migrant population.
    • Paraguay-icon.png Paraguayball - My child whose older siblings bully. Oh, sorry for scolding you. There, there, Spain is there for you. Yes, a little closer, my child...
    • Peru-icon.png Peruball - An important former American colonial center. Now, it is a nobody without relevance. It was once part of Inca-icon.png Incaball before the Holocaust and Anschlusso in the 16th century. Very good son.
    • PuertoRico-icon.png Puerto Ricoball - Who was it again? Oh, he’s my child with gold. I gave it some autonomy but then I gave it to USA-icon.png USA because it attacked it. Puerto Rico also wants statehood but can’t. Some of your clay wants to get into my clay, but today I will not face it.
    • Romania-icon.png Romaniaball - My poor Eastern European sibling. It could have become a great empire like me if it wasn't Mongol Empire-icon.pngAustrian Empire-icon.pngOttoman-icon.pngRussian-Empire-icon.png located right between empires.
    • South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball - It’s the best Korea and it’s much better than its North Korea-icon.png clone villain. It also made me the stage for one of its K-dramas popular ones! It also defeated that Germany-icon.png debt collector in football! Hahahaha!
    • UK-icon.png United Kingdom - My good friend along with Franceball. Also one of the characters in it's book The Lord Of The Rings is called Aragorn which is similar to my regionball, Aragon.
    • USA-icon.png USAball - It used to take my clay, but now we are mostly fine because it is also the son of UK-icon.png UKball United Kingdom and mine. Además, California-icon.pngTexas-icon.pngFlorida-icon.pngNevada-icon.pngArizona-icon.pngNewMexico-icon.pngColorado-icon.pngUtah-icon.png algunos de sus estados tienen mis nietos. Other than that, we got along well after the Spanish American War. ¡ But stop calling me Mexico-icon.png Mexico!
    • Rohingya-icon.png Rohingyaball - I will save you.

    Relaciones Complicadas (Neutral/Neutros)[edit | edit source]

    • Germany-icon.png Germanyball - I don't need your monies because I'm still a powerful countryball like in the old times and… My economy is rising faster than yours (3.2% each year). ¡Un día te superaré y estarás en deuda conmigo! ¡MUAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA! We're still friends, though.
    • Mexico-icon.png Mexicoball - My child. Plox, get rid of your drug cartels and gangs. But it still makes me proud to be it parent with it production. Junior, I don't understand why you changed your name to México… New Spain (Spain Jr.) was a better name.
    • Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball - Parent of Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball. I occupied its clay for some time. It was also my rival in FIFA World Cups 2010 and 2014. But we're okay now.
    • Ireland-icon.png Irelandball - PIIGS member who is a party animal like me, BUT YOU Irish Republican Army-icon.png IRA supports Catalonia-icon.pngBasque-icon.png MY CHILDREN, Spanish Empire-icon (tangle).png Otherwise... Spanish Empire-icon (tangle).png
    • Western Sahara-icon.png Western Saharaball - I don't recognize its independence, but it is my only adoptive kebab child.
    • Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball - I can’t believe I let USA-icon.png Estados Unidos colonize you, I could have taken you back, but I was too weak then. I’m sorry about that, my adopted Asian child. I still love you. I am also proud of Duterte-icon.png its president at this time for eliminating drugs. Unlike my Mexico-icon.png child addicted to drugs, you have become strong, intelligent, and caring. You prove yourself by eliminating ISIS-icon.png ISpelota; keep doing so. (Also, you know what? Forget the fight with Magellan; that fight has a similar situation with me, taxes...) And thank you for not recognizing the traitor I hate so much. We have a South Africa-icon.png common enemy.
    • Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball - It is a kebab, but at least it does not support Catalonia-icon.png Cataloniaball, who wants to remove ⅓ of my economy. But please stop being rude to Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball and Greece-icon.png Greeceball.
    • Taiwan-icon.png Taiwanball - I have East Asian children who are now part of Taiwan's clay, especially Taipei-icon.png Taipeiball. Its biggest province (Taiwan Provinceball) was Dutch Formosaball, my dead child (Spanish Formosaball)'s sibling. It was colonized by Japan and then became part of Taiwan. I'm thankful that we have representative offices. Gib bubble tea and "Taiwan Can Help" aid!
    • Algeria-icon.png Algeriaball - You’re a good friend who sells me oil. You are also the child of France-icon.png France, but please be nicer to it!
    • Palestine-icon.png Palestineball - I don't have good relationships with them! All of my friends say to be mean to it! But maybe you are not so bad…
    • Nicaragua-icon.png Nicaraguaball - One of my children in Central America who hates Catalan Republic-icon.png my traitor child.
    • Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball - We are okay most of the time. (See enemies list)
    • Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball - No strong opinions, but we both have a mutual hatred for idiotic separatists. Crimea is yours.
    • Myanmar-icon.png Myanmarball - We both hate Catalonia-icon.png Cataloniaball, BUT STOP MURDERING INNOCENT Rohingya-icon.png ROHINGYA.

    Separatistas y Gilipollas (Enemies/Enemigos)[edit | edit source]

    • Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball (sometimes) - GIB PUIGDEMONT AND ALL SEPARATISTS NOW!
    • Mapuche-icon.png Mapucheball - This piece of mierda always annoys my childs Chile-icon.png Chileball and Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball! I tried to take its down in a 300 years war but just couldn't. LEAVE ALONE MY CHILDREN, OR YOU WILL REGRET IT!
    • Iran-icon.png Iranball - ¡Jajajaja! ¿1–0? ¡I defeat you so bad!
    • Catalonia-icon.png Cataloniaball, Basque-icon.png Basqueball, and Galicia-icon (Spain).png Galiciaball - TRAITORS! ¡I HATE THE THREE SO MUCH! BASQUE COUNTRY, GALICIA, AND CATALONIA ARE SPANISH! YOU ARE MY CLAY; YOU WILL NEVER GET INDEPENDENCE! ¡2017 and 2018 were the best years of my life! QUITA COMMIE, QUITA ASKATASUNA, I HATE THE THREE! THE ANSCHLUSS, BASTARDS!
    • Morocco-icon.png Moroccoball (formerly) - This coward is a son of a bitch! Stay away from my children! AND STOP SUPPORTING BROCHETTES IN ANDALUSIA; ANDALUSIA IS PART OF ME, NOT YOU! But… (see friends list)
    • ISIS-icon.png ISISball - Look, you idiot, you are a terrible kebab and you murdered Paris. If you tried to remake AL-ANDALUS, I’ll PUT A MISSILE IN YOUR JIHADIST PARENT! LONG LIVE THE RECONQUEST! Barcelona-icon.png BARCELONA, ESTÁS BIEN?! DAMN YOU, ISIS! I WILL WAIT FOR ANOTHER RECONQUEST!
    • Cuba-icon.pngVenezuela-icon.png COMMUNISTAS STUPID! - My children, why did you betray me so badly? You decided to ally yourself with these Soviet-icon.png communists. Why do you have to do this? Now, you hate me and call me imperialist. REMOVE COMMIE AND STOP SUPPORTING THAT Catalan Republic-icon.png TRAITOR! Spanish Empire-icon (tangle).png Or... Spanish Empire-icon (tangle).png I am a social democracy, unlike you two communist dictatorships.
    • Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball - YOU ARE THE BRAINWASHED BITCH! I hate you for this, and you’ll never spread your stupid ideology here. Oh, wait, you’re dead? Great! I’ll never forgive you for all this.
    • South Africa-icon.png South Africaball (in sports) - It hates me because I won the 2010 FIFA World Cup!
    • Italy-icon.png Italyball (during football) - ¡YOU LITTLE PIZZA SWINE! ¡¡I WILL REMOVE YOU FROM THE WORLD, AND I WILL COME BACK LATER TO DEFEAT YOU! REMOVE PIZZA AND PASTA, Spanish Empire-icon (tangle).png Or else… Spanish Empire-icon (tangle).png

    Regionballs[edit | edit source]

    • Andalusia-icon.png Andalusiaball - My most famous and proud child, who loves all the Spanish clichés like flamenco, corrida and siesta. Mucha ethnic diversity and a hot climate here. But there are tons of kebab and they keep invading my clay so REMOVE KEBAB!!! Spanish Empire-icon (tangle).png OR ELSE... Spanish Empire-icon (tangle).pngIts name comes from Al Andalus.
    • Aragon-icon.png Aragonball - Padre. Has mostly mountain clay. It tiene its own language but no one speaks it ii usually forget them few population few votes
    • Asturias-icon.png Asturiasball - Former kebab remover child with bad climate and proud culture. Quite irrelevant though. Thinks it is of Celtic like Galiciaball.
    • Balearic Islands-icon.png Balearic Islandsball - It's all hippies, Germans and DJ's here.
    • Basque-icon.png Basqueball - Very, very proud and angry child who wants into independence because of its weird language and high HDI.
    • Canary Islands-icon.png Canary Islandsball - A enclave of Cuba y Venezuela en Africa. It is my coolest child.
    • Cantabria-icon.png Cantabriaball - Irrelevant regionball in the north, has also bad weather like its neighbours.
    • Castile and León-icon.png Castile and Leónball - It is religious and quite nostalgic, with many historical lugares there.
    • Castilla-La Mancha-icon.png Castilla-La Manchaball - Mostly desert clay and low population, nothing special except wine.
    • Catalonia-icon.png Cataloniaball (Spain) - It has 1/3 of my economy and is favorite tourist spot, especially for bull fighting. That is why I will not let them into Independencia.
    • Extremadura-icon.png Extremaduraball - Mi poorest child. Many conquistadores were from this region.
    • Galicia-icon (Spain).png Galiciaball (Spain) - Celto Hue child. I do not of knowings if it is a separatist or not.
    • La Rioja-icon.png La Riojaball (Spain) - Good wine here!
    • Madrid-icon.png Madridball - My economic capital. Viva el Rey!
    • Murcia-icon.png Murciaball - Was a kebab in the past, now an irrelevant region in the south. Pero, stop with the Estados Unidos jokes.
    • Navarre-icon.png Navarreball - Basque child who lives near Franceball's border, it has strange traditions like bullfighting in the streets.
    • Valencia-icon.png Valenciaball - A child who likes partying, drugs, and summer, can into many tourist monies.
    • Melilla-icon.png Melillaball - Morocco-icon.png Moroccoball wants it, but it is my child and I will protect them.
    • Ceuta-icon.png Ceutaball - The same of Melilla-icon.png Melillaball, but it is closer.

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