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    Kingdom of England-icon.png Kingdom of Englandball was a kingdom in the British Isles. Its clay is part of modern today's UK-icon.png UKball.

    History[edit | edit source]

    In Jylland-icon.png Jutlandball, Germania-icon.png Germanic-speaking peoples called Angles-icon.png Saxons-icon.png Anglo-Saxons came into the British Isles. The Angles-icon.png Saxons-icon.png Anglo-Saxons lived quite peacefully, being invaded by Denmark-icon.png Vikings multiple times, but it was no big deal and later unified under Wessex-icon.png Wessexball. That is, until Normandy-icon.png Duchy of Normandyball attacked Wessex-icon.png Englandball in what is known today as the Normandy-icon.png Norman conquest of England, bringing in the French-icon.png French language and a new flag for Normandy-icon.png Englandball, with 2 blue quadrants with fleur-de-lis and 2 red quadrants with 3 lions.

    Upper Normandy-icon.png Kingdom of Englandball during the 1300s was at war with Kingdom of France-icon.png Kingdom of Franceball for 116 years, but we'll just call it the 100 Years War because "the 116 Years War" doesn't have the same ring to it. The Kingdom of England-icon.png Kingdom of Englandball managed to hold off the Kingdom of France-icon.png French for a long time until the Kingdom of France-icon.png French pushed back and secured a victory.

    1455, Kingdom of England-icon.png Englandball was at war with itself in what is now known as the Wars of the Roses. This was caused after the current king was being a horrible king with absolutely no kingly talents whatsoever. The 2 belligerents were the Kingdom of England-icon.png House of Lancaster (of which the current king was a part) and the Kingdom of England-icon.png House of York (who wanted to overthrow the king). In the beginning, the king's wife was busy doing all the fighting while the king hid. This lasted for a long time until the Yorks successfully overthrew the king, until being overthrown thereafter by a new house known as the Kingdom of England-icon.png House of Tudor.

    England-icon.png Englandball was a little late to the colonial game, and so, it tried its hardest to create its own empire, founding colonies only to fail much later. That is until the year 1624 when it colonized Kitts-icon.png St. Kitts and Nevisball and Barbados-icon.png Barbadosball successfully.

    England-icon.png Englandball was also really good at stealing clay from every other nation, gobbling up Gibraltar-icon.png Gibraltarball and Jamaica-icon.png Jamaicaball from Spanish Empire-icon.png Spainball and also halting Dutch Republic-icon.png Netherlandsball from eating up the Caribbean, making England-icon.png England the American powerhouse until 1707 when it anschlussed Scotland-icon.png Scotlandball to form British Empire-icon.png Great Britainball, effectively ending England-icon.png English Empireball and starting British Empire-icon.png British Empireball.

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    How to Draw[edit | edit source]

    Kingdom of Englandball is one of a few countryballs that can be drawn in two different ways, this will show you both techniques on how to draw this historic clay

    Version 1:[edit | edit source]

    England-icon.png This is the much more common way to draw it, and this is the same way to draw Englandball

    1. Draw a white circle
    2. Draw a red cross going from all sides
    3. Draw two eyes and you're done!

    Version 2:[edit | edit source]

    Kingdom of England-icon.png This is a less common way, and this is the flag used til around the early 17th century.

    1. Draw a Circle
    2. Split the circle into quadrants
    3. Colour the top-left and bottom-right quadrants blue
    4. Colour the top-right and bottom-left quadrants red
    5. In the blue quadrants, draw three yellow fleur de lis, or circles if you're not as artistic
    6. In the red quadrants, draw three yellow lying lions, or thin, horizontal rectangles
    7. Draw two eyes and pat yourself on the back!

    Gallery[edit | edit source]

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    Click here to see it.

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