Palestineball

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State of Palestineball فلسطين‎ Filastin
↓   1920, 1948, 1988 - Present
STOP OCCUPYING ME OCCUPIER!!
General information
Government	Unitary semi-presidental republic
Personality	Rebel; likes independence and freedom
Language	Arabic
Capital	East Jerusalemball (proclaimed) Ramallahball (seat of government)
Religion	Islam Sunni Shia Christianity Catholicism Eastern Orthodoxy
Relations and opinions
Friends	BRICSbrick Vladimir Putin Xi Jinping Jordanball Lebanonball Syriaball Iraqball Tunisiaball Iranball Slavic friend Neturei Karta (authentic Jews) Algeriaball Sudanball Pakistanball Afghanistanball Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball Bangladeshball Western Saharaball Russiaball Belarusball Chinaball #israelkoyak GIB Aid Indiaball Cubaball Venezuelaball Brazilball Boliviaball Ecuadorball Nicaraguaball North Koreaball Vietnamball Maldivesball Turkeyball Kazakhbrick Uzbekistanball Tajikistanball Kyrgyzstanball Turkmenistanball Papua New Guineaball Laosball Nigeriaball South Africaball Ghanaball Somaliaball Burundiball Comorosball South Sudanball Ugandaball Best President Zimbabweball Maltaball Cyprusball Polandball Hungaryball Swedenball Thanks For Destroying the Kosher in football Serbiaball Romaniaball Montenegroball Bulgariaball East Germanyball Czechiaball (sometimes) Slovakiaball Azerbaijanball
Enemies	State that occupies me Israel is just using you! Fucking asshole and motherfucker!!!!!!! Father who does not recognize me. YOU FUCKING SNITCH!!! Why do you don't like me? ISISball Saudi Arabiaball (Mostly) Donald Trump BUGERS SON WHO DONT RECOGNIZED ME SAME AS PALAU SAME AS PALAU AND MICRONESIA Eritreaball Cameroonball Greece and Bulgaria will Anschluss yuo hhhhhh!! Estoniaball Latviaball Lithuaniaball
Likes	Being a state of its own, olives, being recognized, hummus, Al-Aqsa mosque, Yasser Arafat, Tomorrow's Pioneers
Dislikes	Not being a state of its own, not being recognized, being Anschlussed, Zionists, The ADL, SPLC and AIPAC, B'nai Brith Canada, Donald J. Trump, being called Jordan's Puppet
Historical information
Preceded by	Israelcube British Palestinecube
Is of importants
Can into space?	No
Börk	Nakba Nakba
Food	Shawarma (duh), hummus (Israelcube stole it), falafel (Israelcube stole it too)
Status
Being anschlussed and/or killed by Israelcube, Jew/Egyptian walls waiting for help from the west
Notes
Cannot into criticizing/loving Israel, can into anti-Semite.

Palestineball is a countryball occupying an area in the Middle East disputed hotly by many, that wants to be fully free and independent from Israelcube. Formally known as the State of Palestineball, he is currently made up of West Bankball and Gaza Stripball.

Palestine is supposedly named after the Philistineballs, who used to inhabit Gaza Stripball. They were mostly traders, and after they were expelled from Egyptball and have been subdued by Assyriaball, they disappeared from history, but their also Semitic descendants continued living on the region.

The name 'Judea' was used to refer to the area when ruled by SPQRball, and the name 'Palestine' was later adopted again by Mamlukball and Ottoman Empireball. The term was most recently used by UKball when he referenced the name of a mandate in the Balfour Declaration of 1917.

History

Palestine before the British mandate (- 1917)

The region known today as Palestine was initially populated with Semitic tribes migrating around the Middle Eastern region. They are the oldest descendants of Palestineball.

Around 1000 BCE, Jewcube tribes came, settled in the region and formed the Kingdom of Israelcube, which lasted 90 years before being divided into two seperate states: Kingdom of Israelcube (Kingdom of Samariacube) and Kingdom of Judahcube, both of which survived for about 400 years before being anschlussed by Babylonball. Afterwards, control over the region was passed around between various nations. In 140 BCE, another Jewcube nation was created in the region and survived for 30 years before being anschlussed by SPQRball.

Around the fall of SPQRball from power, the region fell from Byzantiumball's control to various Caliphateballs, and then finally into the hands of Ottomanball in the 15th century AD. By this time, most of those who considered themselves Jewish or Israelites had immigrated/been exiled westwards to Europe, but some of them, because of the Spanish inquisition, left Europe for Northern Africa. However, there were many Jews were living in the current Palestine during Arab and then Ottoman rule.

This persecution in Europe led to the creation of a Zionist movement for the first time in 1897 for a Jewish nation state. At the time, German Empireball's Kulturkampf was busy eradicating Jewish culture in its Reich, and Franceball exhibited anti-Semitism in the 1895 Dreyfuss affair. Zionism did not originally support the existence of a Jewcube state in Palestine, and sought out a homeland in other places, like British East Africaball (which would later be Ugandaball's clay), or South Africaball.

British Palestine (1917/20-1948)

UKball defeated  Ottomanball in World War I and the Treaty of Sevres after the 1920 war created the Mandate of Palestinecube. The war saw British promises to the Arabballs who had risen up against Ottomanball in the Arab Revolt of 1916-18, revoked as UKball and Franceball divided up the Middle East in the Sykes-Picot agreement in 1917. The Balfour Declaration of 1917 was also ignored by UKball after the war at the Paris Peace Conference in 1919. The Mandate status of Palestinecube was, according to the League of Nationsball; '(of territory) be assigned to (another power) until self governance is possible'.

During the 1920s, Zionism began to focus on the creation of a Jewish state in Palestine, due to the Balfour Declaration. Jewcubes began to migrate to Mandate of Palestineball's clay in large numbers during the 1930s as Nazism and Fascism rose in Europe.

This sparked the Arab Revolt of 1936-39 against UKball's rule in Palestine, seen as what allowed this mass immigration, Arab people began to see Zionists as a threat due to their claim of the land and the creation of armed Zionist groups in Palestine like the Haganah, that threatened the Arabs. The Revolt concluded in 1939 before the outbreak of WWII in Europe.

Meanwhile in Axis-occupied Europe, the rise of  Nazi Germanyball in Europe saw many Jews rounded up and put in ghettos and concentration/work camps. An initial plan was to send them to Madagascarball's future clay (then Vichy Franceball's colony), but after 1941, as large amounts of Jewcubes still living in the Pale (now Ukrainian SSRball's clay) were flooding the camps, the Final Solution to exterminate the Jewcubes in Europe began in Naziball's occupied territories.

As the war turned against the Axis, the Jews were killed off deliberately and also by typhus and dysentery and hunger in the camps from 1943 to the camps' liberation by USAball and Sovietball towards the end of the war. The revelation of what Naziball had been doing, caused UKball to turn the issue of Palestineball's clay over to UNball to avoid international criticism over his mandate. UNball then split the land between a Jewish state and an Arab state.

Many Jews who had migrated to Palestine in the 1930s had legally bought privately owned lands, however all these lands combined together were not more than 5% of the Palestinian territory, thus irrelevant. When the Mandate was finished in 1948, Arabballs attacked the new state of Israelcube. According to them, Israelcube had no legitimacy since most of its territory was of Arabball-majority areas. They began to be removed by the Israelis in order to build a Jewish state, destroying their communities, leading to the Arab-Israeli conflict.

Occupation and Conflict (1948- present)

The 1947 Partition was considered unfair in the eyes of most Arabballs, so the Arabballs refused it. A day later, Israelcube was attacked by Iraqball, Syriaball, Egyptball and Jordanball with the support of the  Arab Leagueball. Israelcube however won and annexed most of Palestine's clay, except for Gazaball, which was under the control of  Egyptball and  West Bankball, which was under Jordanball's control. This was the beginning of constant wars between Israelcube and the neighbouring countryballs.

In 1967, the Six-Day War occured, in which  Iraqball,  Syriaball, Jordanball, Lebanonball and Egyptball try to defeat Israelcube, but lose in six days due to lack of coordination and poor planning. Israelcube now took control of Golan Heightsball, which then belonged to Syriaball, it took West Bankball from Jordanball, and the Gazaball and Sinai Peninsula from  Egyptball.

In 1970, Palestineballs rose up in  Jordanball (Black September in Jordan) to try to gain control of the country. Even though they had had representation there since 1949, the revolt started bause Jordanball government became aligned with USAball and others, soon Jordanball was no longer interested in fight Israel and began to negotiate further with the West. Palestineball then considered Jordanball as an enemy being against the Arab cause. However Jordanball defeated the Palestineball that fled to  Lebanonball (Palestinian insurgency in Southern Lebanonball, however they didn't have representation in Lebanonball and still don't have). But after that the Arabballs began taking Palestineball's calls for them to get back land lost in wars. So in 1973, the Yom Kippur War occurs, in which  Arabballs attack  Israelcube. This time, Israelcube was surprised by the attack, but was forced by international outrage and also Sovietball's threat to intervene on the Arabballs side if USAball didn't rein in Israelcube.

Peace talks supervised by USAball were conducted in 1978 at Camp David, and peace was made with Egyptball in 1979 by Israelcube for the return of the Sinai and a part of Egyptball's army detained by Israelcube there, in return Egyptball gave Israelcube the right to freely use the Suez Canal. In 1982 Lebanonball made a peace treaty with Israelcube that was not completed due to the complicated civil war in the country and Jordanball followed in 1994.

In 1993, Israelcube and PLOball signed a set of agreements, which include PLOball's recognition of Israelcube, and Israelcube's recognition of PLOball as the representative of the Palestineballs, and the creation of a Palestinian Authority tasked with limited self-governance of parts of the  West Bankball. However the agreements were not completed since the Israeli prime minister who was negotiating the peace was killed by a radical Zionist who was against the treaties.

Today the conflict rages on, with Israelcube disengaged from the Gaza Strip in 2005, the Palestinian organization Hamasball took control of it after a Palestinian internal conflict between Hamasball and Fatahball. Now, Hamasball conitnued with the armed fight against Israelcube since other Palestineballs decided to act in political areas, Hamasball occasionally fires rockets at Israelcube that occasionally does heavily bombs against Gazaball claiming that is fighting Hamasball.

Recognition

As of 2018, 70.5% of all the countries in the world recognize Palestine.

Africa

• Algeriaball
• Angolaball
• Beninball
• Botswanaball
• Burkina Fasoball
• Burundiball
• Cape Verdeball
• Central African Republicball
• Chadball
• Comorosball
• Djiboutiball
• Democratic Republic of Congoball
• Egyptball
• Equatorial Guineaball
• Eswatiniball
• Ethiopiaball
• Gabonball
• Gambiaball
• Ghanaball
• Guineaball
• Guinea-Bissauball
• Ivory Coastball
• Kenyaball
• Lesothoball
• Liberiaball
• Libyaball
• Madagascarball
• Malawiball
• Maliball
• Mauritaniaball
• Mauritiusball
• Moroccoball
• Mozambiqueball
• Namibiaball
• Nigerball
• Nigeriaball
• Republic of the Congoball
• Rwandaball
• São Tomé and Príncipeball
• Senegalball
• Seychellesball
• Sierra Leoneball
• Somaliaball
• South Africaball
• South Sudanball
• Sudanball
• Tanzaniaball
• Togoball
• Tunisiaball
• Ugandaball
• Zambiaball
• Zimbabweball

Asia

• Afghanistanball
• Azerbaijanball
• Bangladeshball
• Bhutanball
• Cambodiaball
• Chinaball
• East Timorball
• Indiaball
• Indonesiaball
• Kyrgyzstanball
• Laosball
• Malaysiaball
• Maldivesball
• Mongoliaball
• Nepalrawr
• North Koreaball
• Pakistanball
• Philippinesball
• Sri Lankaball
• Tajikistanball
• Thailandball
• Turkmenistanball
• Uzbekistanball
• Vietnamball

Carribean

• Antigua and Barbudaball
• Cubaball
• Dominicaball
• Dominican Republicball
• Grenadaball
• Haitiball
• Saint Kitts and Nevisball
• Saint Luciaball
• Saint Vincent and the Grenadinesball
• Trinidad and Tobagoball

Central America

• Belizeball
• Costa Ricaball
• El Salvadorball
• Guatemalaball
• Hondurasball
• Nicaraguaball

Europe

• Albaniaball
• Belarusball
• Bosnia and Herzegovinaball
• Bulgariaball
• Cyprusball
• Czechiaball
• Hungaryball
• Icelandball
• Kazakhbrick
• Maltaball
• Montenegroball
• Polandball
• Romaniaball
• Russiaball
• Serbiaball
• Slovakiaball
• Swedenball
• Turkeyball
• Ukraineball
• Vaticanball

Middle East

• Bahrainball
• Iranball
• Iraqball
• Jordanball
• Kuwaitball
• Lebanonball
• Omanball
• Qatarball
• Saudi Arabiaball
• Syriaball
• UAEball
• Yemenball

Oceania

• Papua New Guineaball
• Vanuatuball

South America

• Argentinaball
• Boliviaball
• Brazilball
• Chileball
• Colombiaball
• Ecuadorball
• Guyanaball
• Paraguayball
• Peruball
• Surinameball
• Uruguayball
• Venezuelaball

Relationships

Friends

• My True Allies Right Here -
• Brazilball - Thanks, yuo recognize me!
• Indonesiaball - Salute to him, he banned that cursed zionist from Asian games in 1960s and gib me lot of aids. Good that you are muslim like me! WHY YUO OF BUYING THE WEAPONS OF THAT SATAN IN 1988? ... (Also He Make a Hospital for me at Gaza)...
• Malaysiaball - Israel Koyak. Nice. Gib me lots of aid and is of supports me.
• Bosniaball - Eastern european friend that helps me a lot.
• Iranball - Wants to kill Israelcube but I think he destroying my friend Cambodiaball by 14-0 in football. 
• Pakistanball- We can into hating Israel and Trump. Also friends with Iran.
• Iraqball - Second best friend both hate Kosher. But why you want to make friend after he make peace with me?
• Jordanball - Many cultural connections. But why did yuo recognize kosher?!
• Vladimir Lenin - Best revolutionary ever! He overthrew that damn corrupted American puppet and feudal autocratic monarchy. I have a lot of Communists here and I like the fact that both Soviet and his Son have recognized me and supported me. I’ll always remember you comrade Lenin!
• Kuwaitball - She Recognize me And thank you for defeating Fake China by 10-0 in footbal!!
• Lebanonball - Although we have a difficult history, he still helps me fight Israelcube.
• Syriaball - Thanks for hating Israelcube.
• Venezuelaball - We both hate USAball and Israelcube.
• Russiaball - Thanks for hiring my leader as a KGB member in 1980s. It will make our friendship stronger against these two!
• Boliviaball - The evil devil Jeanine Anez is now gone forever!!!! Welcome back my Anti-Imperialist friend.
• Cubaball - He also supports me and hates Israel as well!!!! Thanks for everything.
• Nicaraguaball - best Central American country, he hates Zionists and Imperialists and supports me.
• Fidel Castro - I like you!!!! You are the best revolutionary ever!! I’m glad that you overthrew that fucking Yankee puppet. I miss you Comrade Fidel Castro!!!!
• Tunisiaball - Does not recognize fake cube. Why do yuo like Burger though? But I like that Star Wars was filmed in yuor clay.
• South Africaball - My best friend, I really like that fact that he hates both the Zionist and this fucking asshole and motherfucker.
• Algeriaball - He fully supports me, much love for you!
• Ruhollah Khomeini - You were the best leader of Iran. You removed the capitalist puppet and supported my freedom! I'll miss you, friend.
• Yugoslaviaball - I tought yuo recognize me you heard that he rekt Bitch in football by 6-0.
• Serbiaball - I hate Kosovo, and he hates Israel. It can into workings. We of very good friends now.
• Chinaball - Yuo give me many support.
• Nelson Mandela -The best President that South Africaball ever had. He opposed and was imprisoned for opposing the Apartheid government. But eventually the intense and tremendous international pressure gradually led to the removal of the Apartheid regime and the establishment of a democratic government, so I really like him very much. Rest In Peace Madiba!!!!!!!

Neutral

• Angolaball and Central African Republicball - They Recognized me but yuo both are Kebab Remover!!! Still they both hate this fake asshole!
• Saudi Arabiaball - Good friend, but what is wrong with you? Why you hate Iranball more than fake country? He’s more of a threat than anybody out there.
• UKball - My Step-Grandfather he colonized and created me but why yuo being friend with Pigdog.
• Greeceball - He likes me even though he doesn’t recognize me. But at least he hates this fake asshole motherfucker and his Dumb Neighbour.
• Armeniaball - He don't recognize me but we're both love Russiaball Also he hates this fucking asshole. Many of your armed groups in the past supported me as well.
• Mexicoball - He don't recognized me but we both hate USAball and this motherfucker.
• Togoball - He Recognized me but why he being friend with Dumb Cube but at least yuo still hate English and this fake asshole anyway.
• Denmarkball - He don't recognized me but i like his Lego ok but stop supporting asshole rival.
• Jamaicaball - Same as Mexico but he hates my fucking asshole rival.
• Canadaball - He is better than USAball even though he doesn't recognize me.
• Joe Biden - Thanks for removing Trump but stop helping Scum Kosher and this Fucking Asshole!
• Myanmarball - He not recognized me but he is friends with both Russiaball and Chinaball. Also he hates this dickhead.
• Bhutanball - same with Ukraineball but at least he is an enemy of this dickhead.
• Irelandball - Despite that he do not recognize me, he still supports me!
• Italyball - He doesn’t recognize me but he supports me.

• Austriaball - Although he doesn't recognize me he does support me with useful aids and gibs advice on how to peacefully end the war with Evil Occupier. He also is not friendly with this fake asshole.
• Australiaball and New Zealandball - Both don't recognize me but most of his people supports me and they both also UKball Children. But still both of them have recognized this Fucking Bitch.
• Spainball - She hates this piece of shitt but just recognize me please!!
• Germanyball - Who are you? (He doesn't recognize me but gibs me humanitarian aids so thanks and he is also hates Nazism)
• Franceball - You don't recognise me but we are of havings diplomacy and some relations, but why did your president criticise Islam? Also why did YOU SUPPORT COLONISER DURING THE SUEZ CRISIS??! Anyway, I hope we can be friends one day.
• Vietnamball - He recognizes me but damn, he is friends with kosher and burger. Still he at least hates this fucking dickhead!
• Azerbaijanball - We have common firends. But why you recongize both me and fake cube? You are also one of Israel's closest Muslim allies.
• Turkeyball - You say you support me, but why were you the first Muslim country to recognize Kosher and fake country? At least you're more critical of them now.
• Indiaball - Gibs lots of aid even though he is not really kebab, but his nationalists won't stop going on about how much he loves Kosher in youtube comment sections! Still at least he hates this fucking asshole.
• Switzerlandball - He recognizes me neutrally and i really like his chocolate!

Enemies

Anyone who does not recognize me. Especially:

• Nazi Germanyball - YOU!!! YOU'RE THE REASON WHY POOP WANTS ME DEAD!!! IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU THEN I WOULD STILL BE HERE!!!!! YOU'RE WORSE THAN MY MAIN RIVAL!!!!
• Israelcube - EVIL OCCUPIER!!! REMOVE!!! WE WERE BROTHERS FRIENDS ONCE BUT YOU LIED AND BETRAYED ME!!! GET OUT OF MY CLAY NOW!!! OR I WILL ANSCHLUSS!!!
• USAball - Why you support Israelcube!?!?!?! STOP SUPPORTING ISRAELCUBE MY WORST ENEMY!!!! ALSO THERES NO WAY ON EARTH THAT YOU WILL BE MY FRIEND!! BECAUSE I GOT ALL OF MY ALLIES ON MY SIDE!! But if you stop supporting evil occupier maybe we can be friends soon...
• Cameroonball - YUO ARE AWFUL! YUO NO RECONGIZE ME, YUO ALLY OF FAKE CUBE, AND YUO ALLY OF BURGER! But we both hate this fucking asshole and motherfucker.
• Eritreaball - Yuo support fake country, and you say I AM NOT OF REAL! At least we both love Russiaball and we both hate this fucking asshole.
• Nauruball - WHY DO YOU NOT RECOGNISE ME??! YOU DIDN'T EVEN VOTE TO RECOGNISE ME AS A COUNTRY ON THE UN RESOLUTIONS!!! BUT STILL THANKS FOR HATING THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!
• Vanuatuball - Yuo also Support Israelcube and yuo need to stop hating Indonesiaball!!
• George Soros - Eww this guy is a freaking comedian, he just made everyone mad!
• Colombiaball and Guyanaball - They recognize me but they hate me because I am friends with Venezuelaball!
• Ukraineball - Recognizes me but hates me just because I am friends with Russiaball!!
• Balticsball - Why don't yuo all three recognize and support that kosher and this fucking asshole and motherfucker!!
• West Papuaball - Fuck yuo!! Yuo are belongs to Indonesiaball clay and yuo also friends with Idiot Kosher for hating Indonesiaball!!
• North Macedoniaball - I hate you because you supporting Kosher and this fucking asshole motherfucker. I hope that you will be anschluss by Bulgariaball and Greeceball.
• Taiwanball - YUO ARE THE FAKE CHINA!!! PRC IS THE REAL CHINA!!!!! ALSO HOW DARE YOU SUPPORT THAT FAKE ASSHOLE AND BEING FRIENDS WITH KOSHER?!!!! I HATE YOU SO MUCH! ALSO, REMOVE BUBBLE TEA!!!!! IM GLAD KUWAITBALL DESTROY YOU IN FOOTBALL!!!
• Kosovoball - YOU!!!!!! YOU ARE REALLY A FAKE COUNTRY! FUCKING AMERICAN AND NATO PUPPET!!!! EVEN THE UN ALONG WITH THE VAST MAJORITY OF IT’S MEMBERS HATES YOU! YUO IS OF FAKE! KOSOVO JE SRBIJA!!!! SO YOU JUST OPENED YOUR PUNK EMBASSY IN JERUSALEM RIGHT?! THEN FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!! REMOVE AND KILL THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE AND MOTHERFUCKER RIGHT NOW !!!!!!!