User:For love and happiness!

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For love and happiness! aka Artemius
Born	2000 years after Born of Jesus Christ
Personality	Philosophical and calm
Gender	hetero male helisexual helicopter
Language	Russian, English, Finnish, French, Swedish and Japanese (well, I remember almost nothing about Japanese)
Religion	Orthodox Christianity
Nationality	Russian
Profession	Student, sexy nerd
Contributing since	2017 I think
Friends	:( Mangoorange File:Avastri-icon.png Avastri File:Cactus Vikings-icon.png Mr. Bozita Polandball & Mapping Slovenia aka PMS TheFirstR3vE Brastal (Baradovic) Chinasovgud Lingball Amal1122 FezKebab File:CND-USACool-icon (New).png Canadian USACool HungarianMapper17 OfficialAussieMapper Stronk Indonesiaball KingBojan File:KingBojan-icon-0.png TheRealStuff Mapping File:Akkokun-icon (Shiny).png AkkoKun aka Atsuko Kagari WoWnTn Jimosuna iMatter Viking Contributor (disagreements about this one) Heater123 ByzantivmBall TheRealStuff Mapping Official Polandballfangirl685468 aka Nisa AytomiX
Enemies	Atheism Neo-Paganism ISIS (organization banned in Russia and EU ) Liberalism Nazi Banderian plague Polandball & Mapping Slovenia aka PMS (not really)
Likes	Christianity and Jesus Christ Monotheism Donald Trump (sometimes) art Scandinavia Eurasia sience teology philosophy geopolitic ALL PEOPLE OF THE WORLD!!! Beatiful views
Hates	LGBTQ+ (but not LGBTQ+ people) Atheism (but not Atheists) conspirical rewriting of history National-Sosialism Poroshenko regime Banderism and idea that Russia (Great Russia) and Ukraine (Little Russia) are not one nation with one culture, ethnic and history Racism
Ideology	Conservatism Monrachism Centrism Byzantism

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This user is male

This user is Orthodox. "Revive Byzantine!"

This user is Christian. "Father, Son and Holy Spirit"

This user is Nationalist. "Long live our nation and homeland!"

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This user is Centrist. "Radicalism is Anti-Democratic!"

This user is Monarchist. "Kingdoms are noble and cultural! God save the King!"

This user is Eco-Friendly. "You must take care of our Earth!"

This user is Conservative. "Keep it long! We love nativity!"

This user is Anticommunist. "Better Dead Than Red!"

This user is Russian. "SOYUZ NERUSHIMIY RESPUBLIK SVOBODNICH"

This user is Finnish. "Perkele!"

This user is French. "Hon hon hon, je suis baguette!"

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This user is Crimean. "I am not of Ukrainian!"

This user is Eurasian. "Long live our motherland!"

Zis user ist eine anschlusser.

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This user is [a philosopher]. Even a drunk can be the greatest of thinker of human history.

This user has been on the Polandball Wiki since 2017 (7 years).

My favourite colours are white, red, black, violet, gold and green. My favourite Warhammer 40000 Adeptus Astartes Chapters are Chapter of Death Eagles and Chapter of Marines August and and my favourite Wh40k warband is warband of True Sons. My gender is helicopter, so I'm helisexual. My favourite cities are St. Petersburg, Helsinki, Stocholm, Viborg (Viipuri), Moscow, Constantinopole/Istambul/Czargrad, Wien, Paris and Jerusalem. I like history, theology, philosophy, geography, heraldy, mathematics, physics, biology and coding. I love all living things of the world (or try to love).

I have light brown hair (when I was younger my hair was blond). My patron saint is Saint Artemius of Verkola, which means that my spiritual name is Artemius.

Countries that I like more than others:
Lord's Kingdom/Czardom on Earth
IMPERIUM
Chinaball
Belarus/Belorussya/White Rus/White Russia/Superior Bulba empire
Little Russia/Little Rus/Malorossiya/Malorrossiya + Novorossiya + Donbass + Karpat Rus (if not Banderist)
Balkan Russia
Country of thousand lakes
France (when not Liberal and/or Napoleonic)
Syria
Hellas
Roman Empire
DEUTUCHLAND!!!!!!!
ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖSTERRRRRICHHHHH!!!!!!!
Whole family
Good kebab
Most ancient civilization on the Earth
Pure Aryan
Balkan variation of Russian Empire
Former enemy
Red empire (not always)
Facist scum and Nazzi puppet (Well, he is very bad of course, but still I liiiiiiiiiittle bit like him. Facism is still too bad: too racist, to inhumanist, too anti-Russian. too anti-Greek, too anti-Serbian and too liberal. Hail the Order! Bow the Eagle! Remove Facist and Nazi!)
Samurai (Russia and Japan have been rivals for a long time, but still I respect their great culture and heritage. Still against anime and Kurils are Russian clay.)
Litva (Occupied a lot of Russian territory, tried propogandize that only Rus under his occupation are true Rus and that Russia is not European, later was defeated and owned alongside with Poland. Is a rival. But I still like him and his culture. Also awesome coat of arms.)
Bornplace pof the Empire/LASAGNA INVENTOR, GOD BLESS YOU!!!
It has HRE crown on its coat of arms (also Conservative Monarchy)
Drugdealer remover
Orthodox cathedrals? Children of Romans? Awesome coat of arms? BUCHAREST INVICTA!!! (but it would be better if it would end its friendship with NATO and talk peacefully about Moldova and Transnistria -stuff)
{ Russian kebab that uses FIVE-headed eagle as its symbol

My opinions on some important international questions

Anti-Russian Ukrainism is one of most awful things in the world.
Crimea is Russia
Kiev, Chernigov, Galich, Lvov, Kharkiv, Odessa, Dnepropetrovsk/Yekaterinoslavl (not Dnepr) and all Novorossya, Galichian Rus and Little Russia should be Russia too or at least in some Little Russian state.
"Islamic State" (banned in Russia) - shit, just shit
Holocaust - sciencists said that Hitler was Jew so it was civil war, not a genocide a crime against God and all nations of the world
Emanuel Macron - [1]
Donald Trump - probably good
Cuba - I support communists there
Kosovo - je Serbia
Constantinopole - IS ISTAMBUL! Istambul is one of titles of New Rome, why not. But I mostly dislike Ottoman conquest (but I like Ottomans if forget all those Armenian genocides, conquests of Roman lands and opression of Christians)
Sweden - *facepalm*
Bahai' and ecumenism that is more than just peace and friendship - there is only one God, there is only one Church and there is only one Path
Putin - yeah baby I support him
BLM - terroristic organization
Anime is SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But I'm still watching it against my own will... No.. Please... Leave me alone...
Catalonia is Spain.
 

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