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    BOTSWANAAAAAAAAAAAA
     
    — Yakko Warner, Yakko's World

    Gendervoid RoBotswana-icon.png Botswanaball is a robot swan landlocked countryball located in Southern Africa. Formerly the Bechuanaland-icon.png British Protectorate of Bechuanalandball.

    Botswanaball is flat with up to 70 percent of its territory being the Kalahari Desert.

    Botswanaball is a member of African Union-icon.png African Unionball, SADCball, English-icon.png Commonwealthball and UN-icon.png UNball and is one of the least corrupt countries in Africa.

    History

    In the 19th century, hostilities broke out between Bantu-icon.png Tswanaballs and Ndebeleballs who were making incursions into the territory from the north-east. Tensions also escalated with the Orange Free State-icon.pngSouth African Republic-icon.png Boerballs from the Transvaal to the east. UK-icon.png UKball put Bechuanaland-icon.png Bechuanalandball under its protection on 31 March 1885.

    An expansion of UK-icon.png UKball central authority and the evolution of tribal government resulted in the 1920 establishment of two advisory councils to represent both 8balls and Europeans.

    In June 1964, UK-icon.png UKball accepted proposals for a democratic self-government in Botswanaball.

    The 1965 constitution led to the first general elections and to independence on 30 September 1966.

    Botsawanaball formed a military to stop South Africa-icon.png South Africaball and Zimbabwe-icon.png Zimbabweball using its territory to sort its differences out.

    Botswanaball has an agreement with USA-icon.png USAball to set up a Africom base on its clay.

    A long-running dispute over the northern border with Namibia-icon.png Namibia's Caprivi Strip was the subject of a ruling by the International Court of Justice in December 1999, which ruled that Botswana-icon (division).png Kasikili Islandball belongs to Botswanaball.

    Botswanaball is the freest and least corrupt countryball on continental Africaball.

    Personality

    • Botswanaball is always very polite and speaks excellent UK-icon.png English
    • Botswanaball likes to play peacemaker with it neighbors.
    • Botswanaball thinks South Africa-icon.png South Africaball comes across as arrogant and tries to help it with manners.
    • Botswanaball does not tolerate anyone stealing or poaching its wildlife.
    • Botswanaball is often depicted as robot because of it having "bot" in its name.
    • Botswanaball does not like it when people shout its name due to Yakko's World.

    Flag colors

    Main colors

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Iceberg 117, 170, 219 C47-M22-Y0-K14 #75AADB
    White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF
    Black 0, 0, 0 C0-M0-Y0-K100 #000000

    Relationships (botsala)

    Friends (Ditsala)

    Neutral (tseye letlhakore)

    • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - The first one to establish full diplomatic relations with me and we have various successful cooperations in many fields. and it is good friends with South Africa-icon.png South Africaball However please don't bully Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball or Georgia-icon.png Georgiaball and Crimea-icon.png Crimeaball is Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball. At least we have a Estonia-icon.png common enemy.
    • China-icon.png Chinaball - I will obey the one-China policy, BUT CONTROL YOUR STUPID VIRUS! MY COUNTRY IS INFECTED BECAUSE OF YOU! >:( WHY WHY!??
    • Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball - Flag stealer! Also, Botswana is black. Argentina is white. but I don't hate it that much so not much of an enemy.
    • Romania-icon.png Romaniaball (not really) - WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING AT MY CURRENCY?! WHAT'S SO FUNNY? At least we both hate Chad-icon.png Chadball.
    • Yakko Warner - IF YOU YELL MY NAME ANYMORE I'LL GET A HEADACHE! STOP WITH THE YELLING RIGHT NOW OR ILL CALL SCRATCHANSIFF! Wait, you taught everyone where I am? Guess you aren't so bad then. At least I can into relevance :)

    Enemies (baba ba)

    • Estonia-icon.png Estoniaball - BALTIC Flag stealer! You cannot into Nordic! and stop calling me a s*** hole country.
    • Zimbabwe-icon.png Zimbabweball - Can you fix your country and stop sending me immigrants, please?
    • Cape Verde-icon.png CPI rival (not really) - This island took my precious CPI 2nd place because I declined sharply! (At least I'm the best on the mainland.) But we can both into democracy. How can you be stable with the dominant party changing every time? None of my stable neighbors are like that.
    • Chad-icon.png Chadball & Uganda-icon.png Ugandaball - Stop thinking you're an Arabized sigma male. and as for you Uganda, your memes SUCK! I hate my memes but at least it's better than yours!
    • Ghana-icon.png Ghanaball - IT BULLYS ME BECAUSE OF MY NAME! AND IT'S MY MEME RIVAL ALONG WITH CHAD AND UGANDA. Wait, you also can into hatings Yakko? Fantastic.
    • North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball - We used to have a good relationship but it is now just a crazy megalomaniac who abuses human rights. No more diplomatic ties with you! South Korea-icon.png South Korea is best Korea!
    • Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball - YOU ARE SERBIAN CLAY, NOT ALBANIAN CLAY!
    • Albania-icon.png Albaniaball - KOSOVO IS SERBIAN NOT ALBANIAN DEAL WITH IT! REMOVE SHQIP!
    • Trinidad and Tobago-icon.png Trinidad and Tobagoball - 3RD FLAG STEALER! But the white and black stripers are vertical.
    • Pakistan-icon.png Pakistanball - Gib Kashimir to India!
    • Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball - What the hell?! It hates me just because I thanked Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball for aid!
    • Greece-icon.png Greeceball - Why do you hate me because fo Armenia?
    • Anyone who calls it a robot - Please stop it just because my name starts with a bot it does not mean I'm a robot.

    Gallery

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    Polandball Wiki has a gallery of artwork, comics, gifs and videos of Botswanaball.

    Click here to see it.


    See also

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    Recent changes

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