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    Tunisia, Morocco, Uganda, Angola, Zimbabwe, Djibouti, BOTSWANAAAAAAAAAAAA!
    — Yakko Warner, Yakko's World

    Gendervoid RoBotswanaball is a robot swan landlocked Yakko's home countryball located in Southern Africa. Formerly the British Protectorate of Bechuanalandball.

    Botswanaball is flat with up to 70 percent of its territory being the Kalahari Desert.

    Botswanaball is a member of African Unionball, SADCball, Commonwealthball and UNball and is one of the least corrupt countries in Africa.

    Botswanaball speaks English. Like all the others countryballs, the character does not have a specific gender. In the English language, countries do not have gender. Even its neighbour, the Portuguese-speaking Angolaball says that in its language Botswana is a neutral gender noun.


    In the 19th century, hostilities broke out between Tswanaballs and Ndebeleballs who were making incursions into the territory from the north-east. Tensions also escalated with the Boerballs from the Transvaal to the east. UKball put Bechuanalandball under its protection on 31 March 1885.

    An expansion of UKball central authority and the evolution of tribal government resulted in the 1920 establishment of two advisory councils to represent both 8balls and Europeans.

    In June 1964, UKball accepted proposals for a democratic self-government in Botswanaball.

    The 1965 constitution led to the first general elections and to independence on 30 September 1966.

    Botsawanaball formed a military to stop South Africaball and Zimbabweball using its territory to sort its differences out.

    Botswanaball has an agreement with USAball to set up a Africom base on its clay.


    A long-running dispute over the northern border with Namibia's Caprivi Strip was the subject of a ruling by the International Court of Justice in December 1999, which ruled that Kasikili Islandball belongs to Botswanaball.

    Botswanaball is the freest and least corrupt countryball on continental Africaball.


    • Botswanaball is always very polite and speaks excellent English
    • Botswanaball likes to play peacemaker with it neighbors.
    • Botswanaball thinks South Africaball comes across as arrogant and tries to help it with manners.
    • Botswanaball does not tolerate anyone stealing or poaching its wildlife.
    • Botswanaball is often depicted as robot because of it having "bot" in its name.
    • Botswanaball does not like it when people shout its name due to Yakko's World.

    Flag colors

    Main colors

    The shade of blue is unspecified by the Botswana government[1]:

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Moonstone Blue 109, 169, 210 C47-M22-Y0-K14 #6DA9D2
    White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF
    Black 0, 0, 0 C0-M0-Y0-K100 #000000

    Relationships (botsala)

    Friends (Ditsala)

    Neutral (tseye letlhakore)

    • Russiaball - The first one to establish full diplomatic relations with me and we have various successful cooperations in many fields. and it is good friends with South Africaball However please don't bully Ukraineball or Georgiaball and Crimeaball is Ukraineball. At least we have a common enemy.
    •  Chinaball - I will obey the one-China policy, BUT CONTROL YOUR STUPID VIRUS! MY COUNTRY IS INFECTED BECAUSE OF YOU! >:( WHY WHY!??
    • Argentinaball, El Salvadorball, Nicaraguaball and Hondurasball - Flag stealers! Also, Botswana is black. Argentina, El Salvador, Nicaragua, and Honduras are white. But I don't hate them that much so not much of an enemy.
    • Romaniaball (not really) - WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING AT MY CURRENCY?! WHAT'S SO FUNNY? At least we both hate Chadball.
    • Yakko Warner - IF YOU YELL MY NAME ANYMORE I'LL GET A HEADACHE! STOP WITH THE YELLING RIGHT NOW OR ILL CALL SCRATCHASNIFF! Wait, you taught everyone where I am? Guess you aren't so bad then. At least I can into relevance :)

    Enemies (baba ba)

    • Estoniaball - BALTIC Flag stealer! You cannot into Nordic! You Baltic Mongol! and stop calling me a s*** hole country.
    • Zimbabweball - Can you fix your country and stop sending me immigrants, please?
    • CPI rival (not really) - This island took my precious CPI 2nd place because I declined sharply! (At least I'm the best on the mainland.) But we can both into democracy. How can you be stable with the dominant party changing every time? None of my stable neighbors are like that.
    • Chadball & Ugandaball - Stop thinking you're an Arabized sigma male. And as for you Uganda, your memes SUCK! I hate my memes but at least it's better than yours!
    • Ghanaball - IT BULLYS ME BECAUSE OF MY NAME! AND IT'S MY MEME RIVAL ALONG WITH CHAD AND UGANDA. Wait, you also can into hatings Yakko? Fantastic.
    • North Koreaball - We used to have a good relationship but it is now just a crazy megalomaniac who abuses human rights. No more diplomatic ties with you! South Korea is best Korea!
    •  Trinidad and Tobagoball - 3RD FLAG STEALER! But the white and black stripers are vertical.
    • Pakistanball - Gib Kashimir to India!
    •  Armeniaball - What the hell?! It hates me just because I thanked Turkeyball for aid!
    • Greeceball - Why do you hate me because fo Armenia?
    • My friend's worst enemy - FREE WESTERN SAHARA!
      • : Stop pretending you're Polisario's lawyer!
    • Anyone who calls it a robot - Please stop it just because my name starts with a bot it does not mean I'm a robot.


    Polandball Wiki has a gallery of artwork, comics, GIFs, and videos of Botswanaball.

    Click here to see it.

    See also

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