|“||War is a cruel parent, but an effective teacher. Its final lesson is carved deep in my psyche: That this world, and all its people, are diseased. Free will is a myth. Religion is a joke. We are all pawns, controlled by something greater: Memes. The DNA of the soul. They shape our will. They are the culture, they are everything we pass on. Expose someone to anger long enough, they will learn to hate. They become a carrier. Envy, greed, despair... All memes. All passed along.||”|
— Monsoon from Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
Cambodiaball, or Kampucheaball, is a
genocidal and poor small countryball that can speak more than 12 languages in peninsular Southeast Asia. To the west is Thailandball, to the east is Vietnamball, to the north is Laosball. It loves its Angkor Wat very much and remembers glory days of Khmer Empireball. Cambodiaball can into Theravada Buddhism.
(How many times does Cambodiaball have to say: Pol Pot is not of our traditional dish!)
It also loves its beer a lot. But it still drinks responsibly. It loves its precious Kampot pepper. Kampot pepper can into good cuisine. Cambodiaball's cuisine can into Cambodiaball's delicacies. It hates Yakko Warner for accidently naming it Kampuchea instead of Cambodia.
At first, there were only 1balls. But then these 1balls learned of Indian knowledge. Then the Kingdom of Funanball was born. It lived a happy life and it had the earliest great economy in Southeast Asia. Funanball lived off trade with SPQRball and it was also very good at farming, something it has passed down to its descendants, its child Chenla and its distant descendant, modern-day Cambodiaball. It makes Cambodiaball as second oldest kingdom in the world that still exist today after Japanball.
Chenlaball died and its two children, Water Chenlaball and Land Chenlaball who fought against each other and became very weak. Then a guy called Jayavarman II came along and united the two children. Thus Khmer Empireball was born. Khmer Empireball was only very young but it was stronk, very stronk. Under Jayavarman II, they kicked Javaballs out of their clay.
Khmer Empireball went on a rage (this behaviour would resurface in Khmer Rougeball) and anschlussed primitive 1balls and weak states around it. Angkor Wat was built and Khmer Empireball kept on anschlussing other kingdoms. However, the Khmer Empire entered a slow decline, and was eventually destroyed by Ayutthayaball after the sack of Angkor in 1432. After this, Cambodia moved its capital to Lavek and sought to restore its former glory. In 1511, Portugalball became the first European to discover Cambodiaball.
Then the Thaiballs and Vietnamballs came and screwed everything up! (details censored due to sensitivity). During the Siamese–Vietnamese Wars, Cambodiaball fell under the influence of Vietnamball. However, when Vietnam tried to annex and integrate Cambodia in the 1840's (naming Cambodia the "Western Commandery"), it rebelled and requested aid from Siamball. The aftermath of this war resulted in Siamball and Vietnamball agreeing to share suzerainty over Cambodiaball. However, this agreement did not last long...
In 1863, Cambodiaball requested to become a French protectorate. Franceball also conquered them in 1868 because Cambodiaball asked for protection from Siamball. Vietnamball), who was at war with Franceball in 1858, did not contest the agreement. Simultaneously, Siamball had signed an agreement with Franceball to renounce its overlord status over Cambodiaball. Franceball put it inside Indochinaball with Vietnamball and Laosball.
Japanball invaded Indochinaball in 1941, amid WWII. However, most of Franceball's colonial officials were only supervised by Japanball, and mostly retained their power. During this confusing period, Cambodian nationalism was beginning to rise.
November of 1953, Cambodia declared its independence from France.
However, the political vacuum left by France led to a massive period of upheaval in Cambodia. Cambodia would oversee 7 government changes alone in the later half of the 20th Century.
Cambodia was of communist until 1993 under "Pol Pot mode" and many Cambodiaballs died. After border clashes with Vietnamball as well as massacres against Vietnamese, Vietnamball overthrew the Khmer Rouge and replaced with it with PR Kampucheaball.
Now Cambodia is developing. In fact, it has one of the best economic records in Southeastern Asia. It loves tourism and visitors to Angkor Wat, it means monies for it.
Cambodiaball likes rice, it is very delicious, and can into feeding people. Its cuisine is great. It can cook very good foods ( Franceball is often impressed). Cambodiaball is home to Kampotball, which produces world-class Kampot pepper. Also, has many delicacies such as frogs legs, snails and Cambodiaball's original invention: fried tarantula (Franceball: Honhonhon, mon fils, votre cuisine est exquise !) Also, fish is made into prahok using the power of Khmer cuisine (prahok is sort of like surströmming but better).
It is building lots of roads and can into upgraded transportation. It only has three airports but is good for monies and tourism.
90 percent of citizens are Khmer. There are a few Vietnamballs, Chinese Cambodiaballs, and Chamballs. There are also descendants of ancient 1balls called Khmer Loeuballs. Sadly, it still cannot really into modern technology.
Cambodiaballs wear krama scarves. They like to celebrate the Water Festival. Hopefully, can into space.
However, it still has problems. For example, crime and corruption are everywhere. It breaks its heart to see many Cambodiaballs in poverty.
មិត្តភក្តិ (Friends)[edit source]
- Chinaball - My oldest "ally", even though it supported murderous Khmer Rougeball. Only has me to show dominance, although many Chinese tourists take pictures of great Khmer architecture. We both have a kinda common enemy. I like the One Belt One Road initiative. But I disagree on the leasing deals you have. Still have Sihanoukville for a bit
- Russiaball - Dim Sum's buddy, the two of us have always got along and we are doing a lot of economic projects together, I'm going to be nice and recognize Crimea as your clay in return, however thank you for removing Khmer Rouge with the help of Vietnamball.
- South Koreaball - It also gibs aid and money. I like its K-pop. Also many Korean tourists visit and take pictures of great Khmer architecture.
- Japanball - Also gib aid and money. Helped build bridges across mighty Mekong. Also many Japanese take pics of great Khmer architecture.
- Indiaball - Great ancestor who made Angkor Wat and gib Buddhism.
- Franceball - Step-parent. Saved me from conquests of Thailand and Vietnam in 19th century. I hate it for its capitalist exploitation but later remains good relation. French is taught in many of my schools and France is impressed by my great Khmer cuisine.
- Myanmarball - We are both in ASEANball and We both love Dim Sum and Vodka. BUT REMOVE TATMADAW! WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING?? PLEASE DONT PERSECUTE YOUR OWN PEOPLE! LEARN FROM MY HISTORY ON WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU KEEP KILLING PEOPLE! REMOVE JUNTA NOW! STOP THE MURDERING OF INNOCENT PEOPLE! OR ELSE YOU WILL BE REMOVED LIKE WHAT HAPPENED TO MY DARK PAST!
- Nicaraguaball - Latino version of me, we both recognize PRC as real China and friends with Cubaball and Venezuelaball.
អព្យាក្រឹត (Neutral)[edit source]
- Laosball - My long time neighbor, was once a commie
puppetsibling along with Vietnam but later I quitted. It's okay though, it is poor like me and it were/are also friends BUT I need to tell that Laos should live without being a commie puppet government. BUT WHY YUO STEAL MY FLAG DESIGN?!?!
- USAball - Big friend. US monies everywhere in Cambodia. Grateful for gib aid
againstKhmer Rouge. Still has a bruise from when it bombed my lands. WHY??? You hate my buddies, Russiaball and Chinaball and you supported the Khmer Rogue. It is also cutting back Aid, I also gave up Military Cooperation with it.
- Thailandball - Used to be oldest arch-enemy, still bitter today but we are of friends sometimes. Please get off of my temple, and stop stealing of my language! And how dare you support Khmer Rouge!
- Philippinesball - A friend on ASEAN. I hope we continue to be friends, if only you didn't try to remove dimsum. YOU USING DIRTY POLITICS TO FORCE ASEAN TO DEAL WITH DIMSUM AND SPRATLYS?!! I H8 YOU!... still. We can still be friends and stuff.
- Vietnamball - REMOVE Phở! GIB BACK KHMER CLAY!
SAIGONPREY NOKOR! KAMPUCHEA KROM IS CAMBODIABALL'S CLAY! STOP OPPRESSING KHMER KROM! THEY ARE OUR SIBLINGS!... But thanks for removing Khmer Rouge. You are also my 4th largest trading partner and bilateral economic ties have been expanding over the past few years. Not to mention, our leaders are friendly towards each other.
ខ្មាំងសត្រូវ (Enemies)[edit source]
- Philippinesball (Sometimes) - WHY DOES YOUR STUPID FILIPINO GIRLS DOING SHIT TO MY CAMBODIAN STUDENTS? THEY HAVE THEIR OWN PRIVACY AND THEY STOLE THEIR PIC AND POST IT AS A MEME!! OH MY GAHD PLEASE DISIPLINE YOUR PEOPLE ON SOCIAL MEDIA!
- Champaball (former) - HAHAHAHA, CHAM! GET ANSCHLUSSED BY DAIVIETBALL! SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR RAIDING AND PILLAGING ANGKOR WAT!
- Democratic Kampucheaball - Oh my dark past, YOU ARE THE WORST! YOU DESTROYED MY BUDDHIST TEMPLES AND MURDERED 25% OF MY PEOPLE! YOU WILL NEVER RISE AGAIN YOU STUPID COMMIE! YOU CANNOT IN EXISTANT! I DON'T KNOW WHY CHINABALL LIKED YOU.
- Ukraineball - Crimeaball Belongs to Russiaball not you.
- Kosovoball - YOU ARE PART OF SERBIA!
- UKball - Hong Kongball belongs to Chinaball not you. I also support its NSL so keep crying, tea!!!
- Moroccoball - Same with UK. Western Sahara is Independent Not Part of You. I Support and Recognize Western Sahara so Keep Crying!
- Taiwanball - You are of Fake China
How to draw[edit source]
Drawing Cambodiaball is almost simple:
- Divide the basic circle shape into three horizontal stripes of this blue, this red and this blue
- Draw a white silhouette of the Angkor Wat in the red stripe
- Draw the eyes and you have finished
Flag Colors[edit source]
Main Colors[edit source]
|International Klein Blue||3, 46, 161||C98-M71-Y0-K37||#032EA1|
|Cadmium Red||224, 0, 37||C0-M100-Y83-K12||#E00025|
Emblem Colors[edit source]
|White||255, 255, 255||N/A||#FFFFFF|
|Black||0, 0, 0||C0-M0-Y0-K100||#000000|
|Kingdom of Cambodia: Nation, Religion, King|
||Phnom Penhball (capital) • Banteay Meancheyball • Battambangball • Kampong Chamball • Kampong Chhnangball • Kampong Speuball • Kampong Thomball • Kampotball • Kandalball • Koh Kongball • Kepball • Kratiéball • Mondulkiriball • Oddar Meancheyball • Pailinball • Preah Sihanoukball • Preah Vihearball • Pursatball • Prey Vengball • Ratanakiriball • Siem Reapball (Province) • Stung Trengball • Svay Riengball • Takéoball • Tbong Khmumball|
|Historical entities||Migrants froom East, North and West • Kingdom of Funanball • Chenla Kingdomball • Khmer Empireball • Dark Ages Cambodiaball • French Cambodiaball • Kingdom of Kampucheaball • Kingdom of Cambodiaball (1953-70) • Khmer Republicball • Democratic Kampucheaball • PR Kampucheaball • State of Cambodiaball • UNTACball|
|រាជាណាចក្ររបស់ខ្ញុំ ព្រះរាជាណាចក្ររបស់ខ្ញុំ (My Kingdom, My Kingdom, My Kingdom)|
|Association of South East Asian Nationscoin A.K.A. ASEANcoin: Three Republics, Three Kingdoms, Two Communism, One Military Junta, And One Federation|
|Members||Indonesiaball • Malaysiaball • Philippinesball • Tringapore • Thailandball • Bruneiball • Vietnamball • Laosball • Myanmarball • Cambodiaball|
|Observers||Papua New Guineaball • East Timorball|
|Our alliance is just real!|