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    Eternal Father bless our land
    Guard us with Thy mighty hand
     
    Jamaica-icon.png Jamaicaball about to sing its anthem
    Money can't buy life.
     
    Jamaica-icon.png Bob Marley
    We mash up the place
    Turn up the bass,
    And make them all have fun
    Skrillex a blaze the fire
    Make it bun dem
     
    Jamaica-icon.png Damian "Jr. Gong" Marley
    Stop waiting for things to happen. Go out and make those things happen.
     
    — Usain Bolt
    Jah Rastafari
     
    — Jamaica
    Jamaica we have a bobsled team!
     
    — Sanka from Cool Runnings
    I love Jamaicans. Yeah, they're cool, but they're always high, so don't let them fool ya!
     
    — Puff Puff Humbert

    Jamaicaball is a weed lover countryball in the Caribbean locate in the south of Cuba-icon.png Cubaball and West of Haiti-icon.png Haitiball. Despite marijuana being illegal in Jamaicaball, it is commonly sold and decriminalized in most cities. Even though cricket is Jamaicaball's most popular sport and the lack of snow, Jamaicaball still enjoys bobsledding. Even though it can often be laid back, crime is pretty common.

    It hates being mistaken for Scotland-icon.png Scotlandball (even though it sometimes mistakes even itself for Scotland when it's stoned).

    August 6 is its national day. Alexander Bustamante, its first Prime Minister, is one of its National Heroes.

    In the Polandball universe, it is usually described as drug-addicted, so that's why it has pink eyes. Jamaicaball is also the only countryball not to have blue, red, or white on its flag.

    History[edit | edit source]

    Jamaicaball is the child of 8-icon.png 8ball and UK-icon.png UKball. Nowadays, Jamaicaball is an independent drugged country since 1962. Jamaicaball was not actually first owned by UKball but Spain-icon.png Spainball who stole it from in 1655 a planted lots and lots of sugar until 1831 when the plantations were burned down some of the slaves. Some of them were hanged and some hid in the mountains and built villages.

    Jamaicaball abolished slavery in 1838 after 183 years. People from China-icon.png Chinaball came for better working conditions after 100 years. Many Chinese people came to Jamaicaball selling medications, and goods, and working for the government. In 1944 it had its first election and in 1957 gained self-government. In 1962 it gained independence from UK-icon.png UKball by convincing it that it was responsible enough to be independent.

    During those times Jamaicaball had little to no crime until the 1980 elections came. There were shootings between groups of supporters of two different parties, seriously injuring or killing them. Jamaicaball is the second poorest in the Caribbean but is fifth for where you can start a business.

    Flag Colors[edit | edit source]

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Black 0, 0, 0 C0-M0-Y0-K100 #000000
    Golden Yellow 255, 184, 28 C0-M28-Y89-K0 #FFB81C
    Bangladesh Green 0, 119, 73 C100-M0-Y38-K53 #007749

    Relations[edit | edit source]

    Friends[edit | edit source]

    Neutral[edit | edit source]

    • Trinidad and Tobago-icon.png Trinidad and Tobagoball - My Frenemy.
    • South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball - REMOVE KPOP!!! But give phones and cars.
    • Winged Doom-icon.png Omskbird - Look I know you Like Drugs but mon, but you seem you are too evil and Unfriendly mon.
    • Cuba-icon.png Cubaball - Many of their immigrants come for medical and educational purposes, but I never liked Fidel Castro-icon.png Fidel Castro, my mon.
    • Palestine-icon.png Palestineball - Altrough I haven't recognized you, we both hate Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball.

    Enemies[edit | edit source]

    • Kuwait-icon.png Kuwaitball - IT HATES ME ONLY FOR DOING DRUGS?! WELL SCREW YOU AND Philippines-icon.png PHILIPPINES I HOPE YOU DIE FROM MAH POWAH OF 🌿 WEED!
    • Mexico-icon.png Mexicoball - HAHA!! I totally beat you in football in the Gold Cup. I thought you da best at football, mon! ALSO, STOP WITH YOUR DRUG WAR IDIOT!!
    • Austria-icon.png Austriaball, Mauritania-icon.png Mauritaniaball, Libya-icon.png Libyaball, and Tanzania-icon.png Tanzaniaball - TOO BAD YOUR Austrian Empire-icon.pngMauritania-icon (old).pngGaddafi Libya-icon.pngTanganyika-icon.png PREDECESSORS ARE LONG GONE, MONS! AND I AM THE ONLY COUNTRYBALL WHICH HAS NO RED, BLUE OR WHITE ON MY FLAG!!!
    • Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball - YOU BIG MURDERER! WHY YOU KILL 3 THOUSAND DRUG USERS! THEY ARE INNOCENT! I WILL GO THERE AND KILL YOUR IDIOT PRESIDENT AND HIS PREDECESSORS, AND LEGALIZE MARIJUANA!
    • Eritrea-icon.png Eritreaball - You banned Rastafari, and kills anyone who practice that religion. I regret recognizing you, as you are just a horrible state against Abyssinia-icon.png Selassie, go screw yourself.
    • Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball - Bali Nine enough said. AND STOP REMOVING WEED!!! EVEN YOUR PARENT IS INTO IT But, we both hate LGBT-icon.png GAYS and one of its children, Aceh-icon.png Acehball is an occasional drug user.
    • Singapore-icon.png Tringapore - If Brunei, Indonesia, And Philippines Removing drugs but Actually in reality It was you, how dare you execute all drug dealers mon!!
    • Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball - This is the reason why Kuwait is Removing drugs mon, Its was all your fault Screw you Kuwait-icon.png Kuwait and Indonesia-icon.png Indonesia I hope you Will killed with mon Weed 🌿
    • Brunei-icon.png Bruneiball - REMOVE BOLKIAH, I don't care if you are hates gays also yuo execute all weed users, Screw you and Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabia I hope you Will killed with mon Weed 🌿
    • Afghanistan-icon.png Afghanistanball - Yuo are a freaking terrorist who likes to Removing drugs and weeds also I support Islamic Republic of Afghanistan-icon.png ghani's government to overthrow yuo mon!!
    • North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball - It can into weed but stop threatening to nukes to everyone mon, remove Kim's family!!
    • Missouri-icon.png Missouriball - How dare you stole flag of my Netherlands-icon.png Weed Friend, Just Change it Mon!!
    • LGBT-icon.png LGBTball - No, no, no, mon. Do not come to my clay if you do not wish to get killed, however I am probably gonna decriminalize him.
    • Albania-icon.png Albaniaball - KOSOVO IS SERBIAN, NOT ALBANIAN YOU KEBAB!
    • Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball - WHAT THE F***! my Netherlands-icon.png Colorado-icon.png Weed buddies recognize you, but I don't recognize you at all!! You belong to Serbia! FUCK YOU!!!
    • Crimea-icon.png Crimeaball - FUCK YOU AS WELL! WHY THE FUCK YOU HATE WEED?? YOU KNOW WHAT?! FUCK YOU! YOU BELONG TO UKRAINE!! AND FOR THE LAST TIME!! I’M NOT CUBAN, OKAY?

    Trivia[edit | edit source]

    • It is only countryball that has a flag that has no red, blue, or white.
    • Like them, Mauritania-icon.png Mauritaniaball, Libya-icon.png Libyaball and Tanzania-icon.png Tanzaniaball had no white, red, or blue until 2017, 2011, and 1963 respectively.
    • It was under British rule for 207 years.
    • Weed is actually illegal in its clay.
    • Its favorite day is April 20. There's no reason why.
    • Usain Bolt was its favorite athlete.
    • It was the first British colony in the Caribbean that gained independence.
    • It was the birthplace of Rastafarianism.
    • Blue Mountain is a famous mountain in its clay because I produce coffee beans.

    How to draw[edit | edit source]

    Drawing Jamaicaball is a bit difficult:

    1. Color the basic circle shape of green
    2. Draw a yellow X cross
    3. Color the left and the right quarter of black
    4. Draw drugged eyes and you've finished.(if you want)


    Gallery[edit | edit source]

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    Polandball Wiki has a gallery of artwork, comics, GIFs, and videos of Jamaicaball.

    Click here to see it.


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