|“||Eternal Father bless our land
Guard us with Thy mighty hand
|“||Money can't buy life.||”|
|“||We mash up the place
Turn up the bass,
And make them all have fun
Skrillex a blaze the fire
Make it bun dem
|“||Stop waiting for things to happen. Go out and make those things happen.||”|
— Usain Bolt
|“||Jamaica we have a bobsled team!||”|
— Sanka from Cool Runnings
|“||I love Jamaicans. Yeah, they're cool, but they're always high, so don't let them fool ya!||”|
— Puff Puff Humbert
Jamaicaball is a
weed lover countryball in the Caribbean locate in the south of Cubaball and West of Haitiball. Despite marijuana being illegal in Jamaicaball, it is commonly sold and decriminalized in most cities. Even though cricket is Jamaicaball's most popular sport and the lack of snow, Jamaicaball still enjoys bobsledding. Even though it can often be laid back, crime is pretty common.
It hates being mistaken for Scotlandball (even though it sometimes mistakes even itself for Scotland when it's stoned).
August 6 is its national day. Alexander Bustamante, its first Prime Minister, is one of its National Heroes.
In the Polandball universe, it is usually described as drug-addicted, so that's why it has pink eyes. Jamaicaball is also the only countryball not to have blue, red, or white on its flag.
History[edit | edit source]
Jamaicaball is the child of 8ball and UKball. Nowadays, Jamaicaball is an independent drugged country since 1962. Jamaicaball was not actually first owned by UKball but Spainball who stole it from in 1655 a planted lots and lots of sugar until 1831 when the plantations were burned down some of the slaves. Some of them were hanged and some hid in the mountains and built villages.
Jamaicaball abolished slavery in 1838 after 183 years. People from Chinaball came for better working conditions after 100 years. Many Chinese people came to Jamaicaball selling medications, and goods, and working for the government. In 1944 it had its first election and in 1957 gained self-government. In 1962 it gained independence from UKball by convincing it that it was responsible enough to be independent.
During those times Jamaicaball had little to no crime until the 1980 elections came. There were shootings between groups of supporters of two different parties, seriously injuring or killing them. Jamaicaball is the second poorest in the Caribbean but is fifth for where you can start a business.
Flag Colors[edit | edit source]
|Black||0, 0, 0||C0-M0-Y0-K100||#000000|
|Golden Yellow||255, 184, 28||C0-M28-Y89-K0||#FFB81C|
|Bangladesh Green||0, 119, 73||C100-M0-Y38-K53||#007749|
Relations[edit | edit source]
Friends[edit | edit source]
- Netherlandsball - Best European ganja buddy!
But why didja start the red, blue and white flag trend!?!
- Coloradoball Same as je Netherlandsball
- Uruguayball - Same as Colorado. But why did you recognized the weed killer?
- Haitiball - I feel bad for it, it could have been exactly like me if it weren't for those earthquakes. But why do you dislike weed, mon?
- Spainball - Parent, it found me but it forgets I exist. Many Jamaicans have Spanish names and I have a town named after it. But you removes weed!
- USAball - Mi sibling who give mi baseball.
- Ethiopiaball - Respect it, it is the child of god. Selassie gavera to me WHEN I WAS THIRSTY! Glory to God, Hallelujah!!! Its parent is the creator of everything!
- Ghanaball - According to some ancestry, 80% and more of all 8balls in my clay come from you. The rest come Nigeriaball.
- Sri Lankaball - Flag has no red, blue, or white friend but different colours.
- Bahamasball - Sibling.
- Weed/Snoop Dogg - SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY!
- Chinaball - Trading partna.
- Russiaball - Another Trading partner. We both like vodka , but don’t invade Ukraine plox.
- Ukraineball - Don’t worry, Crimea is yours.
Neutral[edit | edit source]
- Trinidad and Tobagoball - My Frenemy.
- South Koreaball - REMOVE KPOP!!! But give phones and cars.
- Omskbird - Look I know you Like Drugs but mon, but you seem you are too evil and Unfriendly mon.
- Cubaball - Many of their immigrants come for medical and educational purposes, but I never liked Fidel Castro, my mon.
- Palestineball - Altrough I haven't recognized you, we both hate Kosovoball.
Enemies[edit | edit source]
- Kuwaitball - IT HATES ME ONLY FOR DOING DRUGS?! WELL SCREW YOU AND PHILIPPINES I HOPE YOU DIE FROM MAH POWAH OF 🌿 WEED!
- Mexicoball - HAHA!! I totally beat you in football in the Gold Cup. I thought you da best at football, mon! ALSO, STOP WITH YOUR DRUG WAR IDIOT!!
- Austriaball, Mauritaniaball, Libyaball, and Tanzaniaball - TOO BAD YOUR PREDECESSORS ARE LONG GONE, MONS! AND I AM THE ONLY COUNTRYBALL WHICH HAS NO RED, BLUE OR WHITE ON MY FLAG!!!
- Philippinesball - YOU BIG MURDERER! WHY YOU KILL 3 THOUSAND DRUG USERS! THEY ARE INNOCENT! I WILL GO THERE AND KILL YOUR IDIOT PRESIDENT AND HIS PREDECESSORS, AND LEGALIZE MARIJUANA!
- Eritreaball - You banned Rastafari, and kills anyone who practice that religion. I regret recognizing you, as you are just a horrible state against Selassie, go screw yourself.
- Indonesiaball - Bali Nine enough said. AND STOP REMOVING WEED!!! EVEN YOUR PARENT IS INTO IT But, we both hate GAYS and one of its children, Acehball is an occasional drug user.
- Tringapore - If Brunei, Indonesia, And Philippines Removing drugs but Actually in reality It was you, how dare you execute all drug dealers mon!!
- Saudi Arabiaball - This is the reason why Kuwait is Removing drugs mon, Its was all your fault Screw you Kuwait and Indonesia I hope you Will killed with mon Weed 🌿
- Bruneiball - REMOVE BOLKIAH, I don't care if you are hates gays also yuo execute all weed users, Screw you and Saudi Arabia I hope you Will killed with mon Weed 🌿
- Afghanistanball - Yuo are a freaking terrorist who likes to Removing drugs and weeds also I support ghani's government to overthrow yuo mon!!
- North Koreaball - It can into weed but stop threatening to nukes to everyone mon, remove Kim's family!!
- Missouriball - How dare you stole flag of my Weed Friend, Just Change it Mon!!
- LGBTball - No, no, no, mon. Do not come to my clay if you do not wish to get killed, however I am probably gonna decriminalize him.
- Albaniaball - KOSOVO IS SERBIAN, NOT ALBANIAN YOU KEBAB!
- Kosovoball - WHAT THE F***! my Weed buddies recognize you, but I don't recognize you at all!! You belong to Serbia! FUCK YOU!!!
- Crimeaball - FUCK YOU AS WELL! WHY THE FUCK YOU HATE WEED?? YOU KNOW WHAT?! FUCK YOU! YOU BELONG TO UKRAINE!! AND FOR THE LAST TIME!! I’M NOT CUBAN, OKAY?
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- It is only countryball that has a flag that has no red, blue, or white.
- Like them, Mauritaniaball, Libyaball and Tanzaniaball had no white, red, or blue until 2017, 2011, and 1963 respectively.
- It was under British rule for 207 years.
- Weed is actually illegal in its clay.
- Its favorite day is April 20. There's no reason why.
- Usain Bolt was its favorite athlete.
- It was the first British colony in the Caribbean that gained independence.
- It was the birthplace of Rastafarianism.
- Blue Mountain is a famous mountain in its clay
because I produce coffee beans.
How to draw[edit | edit source]
Drawing Jamaicaball is a bit difficult:
- Color the basic circle shape of green
- Draw a yellow X cross
- Color the left and the right quarter of black
- Draw drugged eyes and you've finished.(if you want)
Gallery[edit | edit source]
|Parishes||Kingstonball (capital) • Hanover Parishball • Saint Elizabeth Parishball • Saint James Parishball • Trelawny Parishball • Westmoreland Parishball • Clarendon Parishball • Manchester Parishball • Saint Ann Parishball • Saint Catherine Parishball • Saint Mary Parishball • Kingston Parishball • Portland Parishball • Saint Andrew Parishball • Saint Thomas Parishball|
|Historical Entities||3ball • Spanish West Indiesball • British Jamaicaball • West Indies Federationball|