|“||Money can't buy life||”|
— Bob Marley
|“||Stop waiting for things to happen. Go out and make those things happen.||”|
— Usain Bolt
|“||Jamaica we have a bobsled team!||”|
— Sanka from Cool Runnings
Jamaicaball is a
weed lover countryball in the Caribbean locate in the south of Cubaball and West of Haitiball. Despite marijuana being illegal in Jamaicaball, it is commonly sold and decriminalized in most cities. Even though cricket is Jamaicaball's most popular sport and the lack of snow, Jamaicaball still enjoys bobsledding. Even though it can often be laid back, crime is pretty common.
He hates being mistaken for Scotlandball . (even though he sometimes mistakes even himself for Scotland when he's stoned)
August 6 is his national day. Alexander Bustamante, his first Prime Minister, is one of his National Heroes.
In the Polandball universe, he is usually described as drug-addicted, so that's why he has pink eyes. Jamaicaball is also the only countryball not to have blue, red, or white on its flag.
Jamaicaball is the child of 8ball and UKball. Nowadays, Jamaicaball is an independent drugged country since 1962. Jamaicaball was not actually first owned by UKball but Spainball who stole him from in 1655 a planted lots and lots of sugar until 1831 where the plantations were burned down some of the slaves some of them were hanged and some hid in the mountains and built villages.
In the early 1800s, Jamaicaball goes his first railway from his so-called ´´father´´ UKball which lasted since 1992 due to the condition of the locomotives but freight trains are still in use to this day. Jamaicaball had abolished slavery in 1838 after 183 years. People from Chinaball came for better work conditions after 100 years many Chinese people came to Jamaicaball selling medications, goods, and working for the government. In 1944 He had his first election and in 1957 gained self-government. In 1962 he gained independence from UKball by convincing him he was responsible enough to be independent.
During those times Jamaicaball had little to no crime until the 1980 elections came were shootings between group of supporters of two different parties seriously injuring or killing them. Jamaicaball is the second poorest in the Caribbean but forty-ninth in the world but is fifth for where you can start a business.
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- Netherlandsball - Best European ganja buddy!
- Coloradoball Same as je Netherlandsball
- Uruguayball - Same as Colorado. But why did you recognized the weed killer?
- Haitiball - I feel bad for him, he could have been exactly like me as if it weren't for those earthquakes. But why do you dislike weed, mon?
- Spainball - Mother, they founded me but she forgets I exist. Many Jamaicans have Spanish names and I have a town named after her. But you removes weed!
- USAball - Mi bredda who give mi baseball.
- Ethiopiaball - Respect him, he is the son of god. Selassie gavera to me WHEN I WAS THRISTY!!! Glory to God, Hallelujah!!! His father is the creator of eveything!!!
- Sri Lankaball - Flag has no red, blue, or white friend but different colours.
- Bahamasball - Brother.
- Weed/Snoop Dogg - SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY!!!
- Chinaball- Trading partna.
- Russiaball - Another Trading partner. we both like vodka.
- Trinidad and Tobagoball - My Frenemy.
- South Koreaball - REMOVE KPOP!!! But give phones and cars.
- Cubaball - Many of their immigrants come for medical and educational purposes, but I never liked Fidel Castro, my mon.
- Palestineball - Altrough I haven't recognize you, we both hate Kosovoball.
- Kuwaitball - HE HATES ME ONLY FOR DOING DRUGS?! WELL SCREW YOU AND PHILIPPINES I HOPE YOU DIE FROM MAH POWAH OF 🌿 WEED!!!
- Mexicoball - HAHA!! I totally beat you in football in the Gold Cup. I thought you da best at football, mon! ALSO, STOP WITH YOUR DRUG WAR IDIOT!!
- Mauritaniaball and Libyaball - TOO BAD I AM THE ONLY COUNTRYBALL WHICH HAS NO RED, BLUE OR WHITE ON MY FLAG!!!
- Philippinesball - YOU BIG MURDERER! WHY YOU KILL 3 THOUSAND DRUG USERS! THEY ARE INNOCENT! I WILL GO THERE AND KILL YOUR IDIOT PRESIDENT AND HIS PREDECESSORS, AND LEGALIZE MARIJUANA! YOU BIG MONKEY! STUPID GAYS!!!!!
- Eritreaball - You banned Rastafari, and kills anyone who practice that religion. I regret recognizing you, as you are just a horrible state against Selassie, go screw yourself, you psychopath.
- George Soros - Disagrace to the drug users!
- Indonesiaball - Bali Nine enough said. AND STOP REMOVING WEED!!! EVEN YOUR FATHER IS INTO IT!!!!
I WILL NOT RECOGNIZE YOU AS INDEPENDENT BUT ONLY AS WEED COLONY!!!But, we both hate GAYS and one of his sons, Acehball is an occasional drug user.
- Malaysiaball - Same as Indonesiaball as you also remove drugs!
- North Koreaball - He can into weed but stop threatening to nuke countryballs, remove Kim's family!!
- LGBTball - No, no, no, mon. Do not come to my clay if you no wish to get killed. And tell your sister to call her psychologist right now
OR I WILL FUCKING MUTILATE HER!!! MY FRIEND AND I WILL MAKE YOU LEARN TO LOVE MEN!!!
- Colombiaball - HOW ARE YOU DRUG REMOVER WHEN YOU ARE ALSO A WEED USER?!
- Scotlandball - DRUG REMOVER!!
- Albaniaball - KOSOVO IS SERBIAN, NOT ALBANIAN YOU KEBAB!
- Kosovoball - WHAT THE F***! I don’t recognize you at all!! You belong to Serbia! FUCK YOU!!!
- They are only countryball that has a flag that has no red, blue, or white.
- Like them, Mauritaniaball and Libyaball had no white, red, or blue until 2017 and 2011 together with Sri Lankaball.
- It was under British rule for 207 years.
- Weed is actually illegal in his clay.
- His favorite day is April 20. There's no reason why.
- Usain Bolt was its favorite athlete.
- It was the first British colony in the Caribbean that gained independence.
- It was the birthplace of Rastafarianism.
- Blue Mountain is a famous mountain in its clay
because I produce coffee beans.
How to draw
Drawing Jamaicaball is a bit difficult:
- Color the basic circle shape of green
- Draw a yellow X cross
- Color the left and the right quarter of black
- Draw drugged eyes and you've finished.(if you want)
|Caribbeans Nations and Dependencies|
|Sovereign countries||Antigua and Barbudaball (template) • Bahamasball (template) • Barbadosball (template) • Cubaball (template) • Dominicaball (template) • Dominican Republicball (template) • Grenadaball (template) • Haitiball (template) • Jamaicaball (template) • Saint Kitts and Nevisball (template) • Saint Luciaball (template)• Saint Vincent and the Grenadinesball (template) • Trinidad and Tobagoball (template)|
|Dependencies||Franceball: Guadeloupeball • Martiniqueball • Saint-Barthélemyball • Saint-Martinball|