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“ | "In Eritrea in key positions - president, government, police - everybody's the same color. It's a country run by its people. No racial class, everybody feels a part of it." | ” |
— Nipsey Hussle
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“ | KILL KILL KILL | ” |
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Eritreaball, officially known as the Killland North Korea of Africa (at least it doesn't nuke anyone) State of Kill Eritreaball, is a killing sovereign state and single-party presidential republic/Authoritarian Dictatorship in the Horn of Africa. Its clay is composed of 8 subdivisions known as regions, along with the capital Asmaraball, giving him a total area of 45,406 square miles, making it the 105th largest country in the world. With a population of only 4.475 million as of 2011, which makes him the world's 118th most populous country, and one of the very unpopular human migration destinations.
It also acts like flippy from happy tree friends.
Its violent nature and lack of cooperation in free trade makes it a challenge to be considered any good in any international organizations and alliances. Despite this, it was able to join the United Nationsball and become a member of the
African Unionball.
It has not held a national election since independence. It loves killing people that support its opposition and is considered by some to be the one official countryball worse and more brutal than North Koreaball. The human rights is so terrible that many of Eritreaballs try to escape the country to migrate to Europe and Ethiopiaball. Eritreaball hates this because it is very poor (it actually has the money to give the people a somewhat better life but doesn't because it doesn't care about them). It has no real friends (besides
Ethiopiaball because it helps them in a war against rebellious
Tigrayball) as it is very insane but the closest thing would probably be a largely inactive terrorist organization.
Its national day is May 24th.
History
Much of Eritreaball's earliest history dates back to Egyptian times when it was a part of Ancient Egyptian Empireball, in the territory known as the Land of Pwene. Once Ancient Egyptian Empireball died and became irrelevant, the tribes of
Ethiopiaball and
Israelcube united to form
D'mtball, a kingdomball of mixed indigenous and other Semitic origins.
D'mtball was founded around the region of
Tigrayball, following the years, as it had internal splits,
Kingdom of Aksumball united it with
Amharaball.
Eritreaball's territory after the decline of Kingdom of Aksumball became
Medri Bahriball, a local Tigray monarchy that would be a constituent entity of
Ethiopian Empireball through most of its history.
Medri Bahriball would end up occupied by
Adal Sultanateball for some time, and this is the origins of Eritreaball kebab removing spirit. After
Ethiopian Empireball defeated
Adal Sultanateball in war and retook
Medri Bahriball,
Ottoman Empireball started to come near Eritrean territories and started a long period of disputes between Ethiopia and the Ottomans for the area.
Medri Bahriball was an important trade post in the region,
Portugalball described him as a descendant of
Kingdom of Aksumball. When new war between started between
Adal Sultanateball and
Ethiopian Empireball,
Medri Bahriball mostly aided
Ethiopian Empireball, with
Portugalball using its ports to arm Amharaballs.
Ottoman Empireball was upset with it and in the middle of the century tried to get more territories in Eritreaball, but ended up defeated and
Medri Bahriball became loyal to
Ethiopian Empireball again, together, they removed kebab, with
Ottoman Empireball withdrawing definitely from Eritrean territory. Since then,
Ethiopian Empireball has been regarded to as the first country in history to ever remove kebab.
with the title being re-invented by
Serbiaball in the modern world.
For many many years Medri Bahriball remained in the process it had been in: aid
Ethiopian Empireball in removing kebabs, such as the Sultanate of Aussaball of
Afarball. Finally change came in the 19th Century.
Ethiopian Empireball had a Tigray Emperor, Yohannes IV, and after he was crowned, internal conflicts between Tigrayball clans started, with
Medri Bahriball allying with
Khedivate of Egyptball and
Ottoman Empireball against
Ethiopian Empireball.
At this time, Kingdom of Italyball started to expand to the region and exercise influence,
Medri Bahriball allied with the Italians and fought on their side against Mahdist Sudanball to consolidate territorial domain.
Kingdom of Italyball then tried to do their first intervention in Eritreaball but were defeated by
Ethiopian Empireball in the Battle of Dogali, resulting later in Tigrayballs loyal to the Emperor occupying
Medri Bahriball.
Kingdom of Italyball started doing deals within Ethiopiaball in order to sabotage Emperor Yohannes, notably with Negus Menelik of Shewa, that received Italian weapons to rebel against him. However, following the death of the Emperor in the war against Mahdist Sudanball, Menelik didn't have to wage war to siege power,
Kingdom of Italyball then took the opportunity to occupy Eritreaball.
Ethiopian Empireball then signed a treaty that allowed
Kingdom of Italyball to occupy those territories as their leaders were still loyal to Yohannes, and that's how Eritreaball stopped being
Medri Bahriball and became
Italian Eritreaball.
As Emperor Menelik took control of Ethiopian Empireball, Tigrayballs almost accepted an Italian proposal to invade
Ethiopian Empireball to topple him down. However, they realized
Kingdom of Italyball was just using them to conquer all of
Ethiopian Empireball, so Tigrayballs allied with Menelik against
Kingdom of Italyball during the First Italo-Ethiopian War. In the first year of the war, they tried to drive the Italians out of Eritreaball in a rebellion launched by Dejazmach Bahta, but they were defeated. After it,
Kingdom of Italyball moved on to invade
Ethiopian Empireball and this time was the one who got defeated.
After the war, Ethiopian Empireball and
Kingdom of Italyball mutually recognized their borders, with Emperor Menelik not invading
Italian Eritreaball.
Kingdom of Italyball then could finally do stuff on its colony. During WW1,
Kingdom of Italyball recruited many native Eritreanballs to fight on their fronts. Their rule would last until WW2, where
Kingdom of Italyball invaded
Ethiopian Empireball in a violent war using machine guns, airplanes, and even poison gas, creating
Italian East Africaball that was composed by Ethiopiaball, Eritreaball and Somaliaball with the exception of
French Somalilandball and
British Somalilandball.
Then, UKball had beaten
Kingdom of Italyball during the East African campaign and placed Eritreaball under British military administration and allied forces so its fate could be determined. In the absence of administration of Eritreaball's statues,
UKball's administration continued for the remainder of WW2 until 1950 when
USAball passed a resolution with the agreement of
UKball formulating the creation of an autonomous Eritreaball within the restored
Ethiopian Empireball. In 1952 Eritreaball became independent from
UKball and was made an autonomous part
Ethiopian Empireball.
In 1961, a war in Eritreaball started, with Eritreaball being fully annexed in 1962 by Ethiopian Empireball after a separatist movement called
ELF started to attack the Ethiopian army. The
ELF was mostly made by former members of the colonial army of
Italian Eritreaball that were still loyal to it. While the unionist sentiment with Ethiopiaball was strong in Eritreaball, as
Ethiopian Empireball didn't improve the region through the years, it failed to secure support from Eritreanballs, therefore the
ELF had some growth. The
ELF would be supported by
Arab Leagueball in opposition to
Ethiopian Empireball's friendship with
Israelcube.
During the 70s, the ELF had become more leftist and this angered the most conservative members, so a split happened, with the formation of a socialist faction known as the
EPLF. The two factions started to fight each other for the leadership of Eritreaball independence movement, and the
EPLF emerged victoriously, they had received aid from
Cubaball. With the beginning of
Dergball, the situation in Eritreaball was likely to improve, with Eritrean commander Aman Andom assuming the leadership of the Derg. However, after he got purged following internal conflicts inside of the organization, separatists in Eritreaball used that as a pretext to start a new insurgency. Just like those in Tigrayball, they would become part of the Hoxhaist and Maoist opposition to the government, that later started a period of terrorism and ended up purged and split into different factions.
Both the TPLF of Tigrayball and the EPLF looked after
PSR Albaniaball and
Chinaball for help as
Soviet Unionball backed
Dergball. But they showed to have few ideological affiliations and started to relate with
USAball and
UKball that wanted to sabotage
Dergball, in this period they to got a lot of weapons and financial aid. The war in all of Ethiopiaball got worse in this time as a consequence of the Ogaden War,
Dergball couldn't exercise direct power in most of Eritreaball, so it spent most of the period between the end of the 70s and half of the 80s trying to crush the separatists, but had no major success.
In the end of the 80s Soviet Unionball announced it would stop supporting
PDR Ethiopiaball (the successor of
Dergball) war efforts. Following the end of the Cold War, the opposition front to
PDR Ethiopiaball known as EPRDF took control of
Addis Abababall and overthrew the communist leader Mengistu Haile Mariam. As the
EPLF had backed them and was a close ally of the TPLF that dominated the coalition, they started to engage in independence talks in 1991 under the supervision of the
USAball, that had been backing its independence efforts. In 1993 following a referendum under the supervision of the
UNball that was overwhelmingly in favor of independence, Eritreaball gained its independence with former combatant Isaias Afwerki becoming the president. The
EPLF became the PFDJ, the party that currently dominates Eritreaball politics.
However, it all started wrong for the newly independent state. First, because a huge economic crisis emerged after Ethiopiaball changed the style of the money that Eritreaball was flooded in and following the war it had with
Yemenball, who stole the clay in the Hanish Islands, without trade because of the war and no money in the treasury Eritreaball became one of poorest nations in the world, with huge inflation. Following the years Eritreaball felt like everyone was trying to sabotage him and take its territory, he also felt abandoned by those who pretended to care about him like
USAball. A lot of internal struggles happened in the 90s and it ended with the war against
Ethiopiaball in 1998, increasing its deadly hatred and giving origin to the conflict between the two countries that would persist until 2018. The bad experience of the time significantly shaped Eritreaball's current personality.
The 2000s were also difficult for Eritreaball, the economic situation got worse and it started to be isolated and blocked from most trade organizations. The countries around it such as Ethiopiaball,
Sudanball and
Djiboutiball in which he went to war in 2008 all would have some sort of border skirmishes with Eritreaball, even
Egyptball managed to find problems with it. As if it was not enough, Gulf countries such as
UAEball,
Saudi Arabiaball and
Qatarball all plotted against Eritreaball as they have interests in controlling the straits of Aden in
Yemenball.
Eritreaball grew increasingly paranoid and more isolated from the world, the government started to take some insane internal measures, resulting in a migrant crisis, Eritrean citizens will try to escape the country in hopes of getting something better but will most likely end up doing horrible services in Europe and the Gulf countries, or in detention camps in Israelcube.
EUball also started to crackdown on Eritrean citizens that were sending money to the country, worsening everything as there was no foreign currency in the country anymore. On top of that, ethnic and religious problems started to appear in the country, being fomented by
Ethiopiaball and others, there is a real risk of the country's Balkanization.
As of 2018, with the changing of government in Ethiopiaball, Eritreaball made peace with it and solved the border issues, now relations between the two are very good. Friendship with
Ethiopiaball allowed Eritreaball to normalize and start friendly relations with
Somaliaball and
Djiboutiball as well. This is all very important to Eritreaball, as finally they are having good relations with its neighbours, the Horn of Africa is finally seeing some peace and cooperation.
Eritreaball now is backing its ally Ethiopiaball in the Tigray Military Intervention, as they hate the TPLF for what happened in the past few decades when they ruled Ethiopiaball. Eritreaball also has also seen some discreet improvements within all these years, with its capital city Asmaraball being the main example.
Personality Traits
Eritreaball is not too bad of a countryball as it seems (though is not loyal enough to anyone other than itself to prove it) when you are friendly with them, that usually tries to find ways to show off its incredible strength. It is misunderstood, as it wants to protect itself from ending up like Somaliaball. The countryball usually interacts with other regional countryballs, mainly those fairly close to the Arabian peninsula. It stays away from what Ethiopiaball does, and it is clear to tell that is because Eritreaball's parent, Ethiopiaball, somewhat hates Eritreaball to a likely extent. This is due to weakness caused by the relevance of Eritreaball as well as the fact that since the relevance of Eritreaball, it has widely been mocked by all the other countryballs who really buy
USAball and
EUball's propaganda, but some countryballs see it as a stronk ball that dosen't need to economically rely on others or simp to the west. Eritreaball is very similar to
North Koreaball but without much military power. Many of their civillians have some military experience, due to it being mandatory for them to attend military camp after high school.
Flag Colors
Main Colors
Color Name | RGB | CMYK | HEX | |
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Red (Munsell) | 234, 4, 55 | C0-M98-Y76-K8 | #EA0437 | |
Dark Pastel Green | 18, 173, 43 | C90-M0-Y75-K32 | #12AD2B | |
Tufts Blue | 65, 137, 221 | C71-M38-Y0-K13 | #4189DD |
Emblem Colors
Color Name | RGB | CMYK | HEX | |
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Ripe Mango | 255, 199, 38 | C0-M22-Y85-K0 | #FFC726 |
Relationships (ዝምድናታት)
Friends...I have none Closest allies (በጣም የቅርብ አጋሮች)
Italyball - My dad, It appects my immigrants and fed me spaghetti, now we're pretty friends. It was one of the first countries recognizing me! During its occupation I experienced a great economic boom.
Kill EthiopiaballEthiopiaball - Former enemy. Now we get along each other very well. We plan to integrate our arms in order to cooperate against the parasites in
Tigrayball. We are also share the same culture and we eat injera together. Our people really love each other too. Good to know yuo really see who
burger truly is.
Omskbird - Kill that good
Omskball!
Chileball - It is just like me, we both take our neighbors' coastlines. Yuo take the land after independence while I take the land when gained independence.
- Tiffany Hadish - She had peace with my dictator living in the country and has nice foreign relations. She gibs aid, and supports dictatorship, our best celebrity.
KILL Cameroonball - It and I don't recognize
Palestineball as a real country
KILL!!!Somaliaball - Supported my independence in the past. But why must you call me
Ethiopiaball's slave?
Djiboutiball - Former enemy just like
Somaliaball over a border dispute that I normalized relations with. We can into trade now.
Chinaball - We trade a lot
and yuo also like killing. KILL!Russiaball - New friend, I support them on
Crimeaball and they give me support! In return, I support Putin on the crisis in Ukraine.
Neutral (ገለልተኛ)
Any countryball that hates ISISball and
Yemenball.
North Koreaball - Can into isolation like me, and we have similar government, and its military has helped out mine but we're not really friends yet because he's
a pu**yscared of me...?KILL!Turkmenistanball - Similar personalities, and we have trading roots.
Kill.Floridaball - American version of me, our personalities are similar.
Kill.African Unionball - Helped me get independence from Ethopiaball, but also imposed sanctions on me, our relations can improve now.
Kill.Iranball - We started diplomatic relations.
Kill.Sentineleseball - We both can into KILL! KILL!
UAEball - I hate him for plotting against me in 2012, but thanks for the help fighting against
Tigrayball. KILL!
Israelcube - We kept cordial relations, since he hates
Yemenball, and doesn't applies sanctions on me
we also both can into craziness. But stop putting my people into detention camps and giving asylum to the opposition.KillI also not recognizePalestineball and so does
Cameroonball too.
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Enemies (ጸላእቲ)
Yemenball - I AM NOT SORRY FOR OF TAKINGS GREATER HANISHBALL! BUT YUO CAN TAKE BACK THROUGH DIPLOMACY. KILL!!! MY MILITARY AND ECONOMY IS OF SUPERIOR. KILL!
Jamaicaball - You made a religion out of worshipping an idol who did starvations and tortured to my country. Kill KILL
Saudi Arabiaball - Plotted against me in past and still didn't apologize. Kill!
UNball - REMOVE SANCTIONS!!! KILL!
USAball - Aided me to get independence, but then left me alone and backed with
Ethiopiaball, also gave sanctions and said I was a threat. Yuo also sanctioned
ETHIOPIA??? Together, #Nomore, NO MORE AGAINST BURGER IMPERIALISM! Outside of
ISISball I hate them. KILL!!!
EUball - Filthy sanction applier KILL!
Sudanball - This guy funds Islamic terrorists in my clay! ALSO F*CK OFF FROM MY BORDERS!! KILL!!
Gay and Lesbian Kingdomball - NOOO!! DO NOT COME TO MY COUNTRY!! YOU WILL BE KILLED IF YOU COME!! KILL KILL KILL !!!
Lebanonball - He hates me for no reason. KILL!
Tigrayball - Wreckless brother, we were allies once, but he betrayed me. I support Ethiopiaball against you. No independece for you! KILL!
Iranian Azerbaijanball - STUPID FLAG STEALER. KILL!
Zaireball - It was having an arguement with
Rwandaball during the First Congolese War so I decided to lend hand in overthrowing its president, REMOVE MOBUTU!!!!! KILL!!!
BUT WE ARE BOTH PYSCOPATHS!!Palestineball - We used to be allies, but you sided with
Yemenball KILL!!!
Ukraineball - Crimeaball belongs to
Russia. KILL
EVIL BALL - He would not let me have independence and forced me to be a peasant in it for centuries. NEVER COME BACK AGAIN! Kill Kill KILL!!!
- Sacha Baron Cohen (aka Aladeen) - WHAT IS WRONG WITH YUO!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?! FIRST IN YUO STUPID MOVIE YUO MAKE ERITREA INTO WADIYA AND MADE INTO KEBAB, SECOND OFF IN ANOTHER PART OF YUOR TRASH MOVIE YUO DISRESPECT FELLOW FRIEND ISRAEL, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YUO, ARENT YOU OF JEWISH ALSO? ERITREA IS NOT OF DIRTY KEBAB! THIS MAKES ME WANT TO ACTUALLY START A NUCLEAR PROGRAM SO I CAN SEND NUKES TO YUO KILL!!!!!!!
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