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    Māoriball (known as Mario) is secretly Italian and has a fraternal younger twin brother is the first Polynesian people that lived in Aotearoa. Nowadays, he's only a secessionist entity.. not many people speak the language fluently (<14%), which kind of makes Maoriball sad. But at least he accepts Maori is the second national language of New Zealandball and everyone knows the basics (like Kia Ora).

    Maoriball is talented at Hunting, Fishing, Rugby and guitar music, from Maori folk to reggae to hard rock and metal riffing mostly. But also getting into trouble through his old warrior habits.

    History[edit | edit source]

    Maoriball evolved from 7-icon.png 7ball and always hated UK-icon.png UKball till he was succumbed to an agreement in the Treaty of Waitangi in 1834, becoming United Tribes of New Zealandball.

    Maoriball's pattern is called the 'Tino Rangatiratanga'.

    In around the 20th century, New Zealand-icon.png New Zealandball's British-style culture became so dominant over Maoriball's culture that Maoriball almost became completely influenced, resulting in a short identity crisis of whether he should leave his indigenous ways behind and become like Britain, but no. He eventually decided that he would not leave his tribal roots and has recovered most of his former cultural identity, although was never able to fully recover his former ways. Which can be a good thing considering he ate 4 Netherlands-icon.pngDutch crewmen and taunted with the severed heads and remains on the beach... And fighting each other.

    There are far more of them in the North Island than the South Island of New Zealand and Northlandball has the highest concentration of Maoris in New Zealand.

    Relationships[edit | edit source]

    Friends[edit | edit source]

    • Tonga-icon.pngTongaball - Polynesian brother
    • Samoa-icon.pngSamoaball - Polynesian brother
    • Fiji-icon.pngFijiball - Though he is apparently Melanesian, he acts more Polynesian
    • Tahiti and associated irrelevant islands - Polynesian brother
    • Niue-icon.pngNiueball and Cook Islands-icon.pngCook Islandsball - Majority Polynesian territories of New Zealandball
    • New Zealand-icon.pngNew Zealandball - My Native loving sister. You are the best of everything! You respect me, I respect you, my language is being taught to everyone in your country which makes me proud of you. Australia needs to stop being racist to their minorities lol. We love the Ka Mate! Haka is the best!
    • Israel-icon.png Israelcube - Admire how direct yuo speak, we hab pretty good Relations and our Cultures have Similar Worldviews.
    • Sonic - Yuo of better than that stupid name stealer!

    Neutral[edit | edit source]

    • Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball - Sorry for eating four of yuor crewmen but they looked delicious
    • UK-icon.png UKball - Killed many of me but at least they signed a treaty

    Enemies[edit | edit source]

    • Mario - Name Stealer!
    • Japan-icon.png Japanball - Plz dont call me Mario!
    • Italy-icon.png Italyball - European guy who think that I am Mario like Japan does you stupid Brat, REMOVE PIZZA!

    How to draw[edit | edit source]

    Draw Maoriball isn't very difficult:

    1. Draw the basic circle shape
    2. Draw a white spiral-like stripe in the center
    3. Color the upper part of black and lower of red
    4. Draw the eyes and you've finished.

    Gallery[edit | edit source]

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