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Kurdistanball is a separatist countryball that wants to break away from
its annoying neighbourballs. It supports armed militias like the
PKK and the
YPG, which are sometimes called terrorists by other countryballs.
However, Kurdistanball's regions are divided into supporting 2 sides; Iraqi Kurdistanball is sympathetic to
Turkeyball, whilst
Iranian Kurdistanball,
Rojavaball, and
Turkish Kurdistanball are against
Turkeyball.
Kurdistanball is of Kurdish and comes in all religions. Islam is Kurdistanball's main religion and it may be a descendant from Medesball,
Ayyubidball,
Zandball etc. It hates its neighbors. It tried to plan an Iraqi and Syrian referendum but failed.
Relationships[edit | edit source]
Heval/هەڤال/Friends[edit | edit source]
Jordanball - Gibs
badguns and somewhat decent supplies.Armeniaball - We boz hatings Turkey, We have also Culturally and historically many zings togezer and I love Armenian songs and dances btw. Im really really really sorry for what some of my brainwashed clans have done to you. #alwaysrememberthearmeniangenocide
Serbiaball - We boz hatings
dumb kebab and you're very friendly to me. But stop supporting Spain!
Bulgariaball - You are one of the best Kebab removers and also a good friend of
.
Egyptball - I helped you to remove crusaders back once those days.
Greeceball - We are Friends and want to remove Turkey.
Berbersball - We are good friends! Down with pan-Arabism!
Tajikistanball - Best sibling ever. We almost like twins. Let's Remove Turkmenistan together!
Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball - Libya under Muammar Gaddafi was the only Arab that supported me before I attacked ISIS.
UKball and
Franceball - Not close friends, but they tried to liberate me in 1919 from imperialist kebab by Treaty of Sévres. They are still helpings me by airstriking
ISISball. But please do it more carefully...
Germanyball - Also gibs guns, but good ones!
Swedenball - Thank you for supporting me against
Turkeyball. Also thanks for training the peshmerga to fight against ISIS and opening your borders to Kurdish refugess.
Australiaball - Thank you for giving me guns!
Cataloniaball - Friend who wants to freedom too! He Also Hates
That Damn Occupier.
Bêlayen/بێلایەن/Neutral[edit | edit source]
Iraqball - Yuo gave administrive territory but yuo have to gib full independence later!!
Syriaball - We boz hatings
stinky kebab and we boz are killing zat dumb
ISISball if yuo gib me independence we will be great allies and friends!
South Koreaball - We met in Iraq War. Its soldiers were kind to us and trained some of my militias. But it is close friends with Turkey...
Israelcube - You helped me before. but you is of fight us in 1982, You also kinda like that sagbab Turkey. He has good relations with Iraqi Kurdistanball but stop hurting
Palestineball.
USAball - Why did you betray me and let
Turkeyball ramp up it's aggression? But anyways thank you for supporting me! Now I can survive myself then...
Joe biden wake up, 9/11, today same day, what happen 2001, uh gorg w bush, pentagon got hit by rocket, and no one report?Jordanball - Why do your people support and raise posters of rapist and murderer
Saddam Hussein!?! Even
my child hates you for supporting him!
Dujmin/دوژمن/Enemies[edit | edit source]
Assyriaball - I am really sorry that we "genocided" you (actually only brainwashed Mongol Ottoman Kurds did that) but there is no need to make up lies and say that we support ISIS or such bullshit and btw. We rescued you guys from ISIS without us this terrorist sons of bitches would kill you off, and I don't want that. Not to mention, you shitheads supported Saddam Hussein.
Turkeyball - YUO ARE WORST ENEMY! STOP BURNING MY VILLAGES DOWN YUO ARE THE ACTUAL TERRORISTS! AND GIVE ME INDENPENDENCE OR I OF DESTROY YUO GO TO HELL
Iranball - F*CK YOU EVIL SIBLING! GIVE INDEPENDENCE TO
ROJHELAT!! YOU'RE THE WORST SIBLING EVER! (Even though you proved you were better 2500 years ago) buuuut we maybe could be good friends if yuo gib independence, BUT GIB ME INDEPENDENCE ALLREADY!
Turkmenistanball - Never thought I will be enemy who is really from Central Asia. But Kirkuk sees it differently, it’s mine clay,not yours so GET ZA FAK OUT!
Afghanistanball &
Pakistanball - Afghanistanball for being a bad sibling and it and its friend Pakistanball always calling me an infidel despite being Sunni majority too. We are also Aryan siblings.
] Azerbaijanball - Accept that you are my sibling you Turkish ass licker and wannabe Turkic idiot. (Wait why the fuck would you? We even recognised Xocalı massacre where 506 Shia civilians were skinned alive and supported Armenians hell there are Kurds serving in the Azeri army but assimilated!)
Masoud Barzani - As a Kurd, you actually support
those things to beat me. It’s awkward. I want to unite the
family to hunt you down.
Hungaryball - Flag stealer. Also the Kebab defender.
How to draw[edit | edit source]
- Draw a circle ( NO CIRCLE TOOL ) and divide into three horizontal stripes
- Use red to color the upper part.
- Use White to color the middle part.
- Use green to color the lower part.
- Draw a sun with 21 spikes in the center with yellow (Zoom in to draw spikes easily, its harder if you're on paper).
- Add eyes and you have finished.
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