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    Kurdistan-icon.pngUSA-icon.png Mohammed Rajab Wali

    Kurdistanball is a separatist countryball that wants to break away from Iran-icon.png Turkey-icon.png Iraq-icon.png Syria-icon.png its annoying neighbourballs. It supports armed militias like the PKK-icon.png PKK and the Rojava-icon.png YPG, which are sometimes called terrorists by other countryballs.

    However, Kurdistanball's regions are divided into supporting 2 sides; Kurdistan-icon.png Iraqi Kurdistanball is sympathetic to Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball, whilst East Kurdistan-icon.png Iranian Kurdistanball, Rojava-icon.png Rojavaball, and PKK-icon.png Turkish Kurdistanball are against Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball.

    Kurdistanball is of Kurdish and comes in all religions. Islam-icon.png Islam is Kurdistanball's main religion and it may be a descendant from Medesball, Ayyubid-icon.png Ayyubidball, Zand-icon.png Zandball etc. It hates its neighbors. It tried to plan an Iraqi and Syrian referendum but failed.

    Relationships[edit | edit source]

    Heval/هەڤال/Friends[edit | edit source]

    • Jordan-icon.png Jordanball - Gibs bad guns and somewhat decent supplies.
    • Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball - We boz hatings Turkey, We have also Culturally and historically many zings togezer and I love Armenian songs and dances btw. Im really really really sorry for what some of my brainwashed clans have done to you. #alwaysrememberthearmeniangenocide
    • Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball - We boz hatings Turkey-icon.png dumb kebab and you're very friendly to me. But stop supporting Spain!
    • Bulgaria-icon.png Bulgariaball - You are one of the best Kebab removers and also a good friend of Serbia-icon.png Greece-icon.png Armenia-icon.png.
    • Egypt-icon.png Egyptball - I helped you to remove crusaders back once those days.
    • Greece-icon.png Greeceball - We are Friends and want to remove Turkey.
    • Berbers-icon.png Berbersball - We are good friends! Down with pan-Arabism!
    • Tajik-icon.png Tajikistanball - Best sibling ever. We almost like twins. Let's Remove Turkmenistan together!
    • Gaddafi Libya-icon.png Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball - Libya under Muammar Gaddafi was the only Arab that supported me before I attacked ISIS.
    • UK-icon.png UKball and France-icon.png Franceball - Not close friends, but they tried to liberate me in 1919 from imperialist kebab by Treaty of Sévres. They are still helpings me by airstriking ISIS-icon.png ISISball. But please do it more carefully...
    • Germany-icon.png Germanyball - Also gibs guns, but good ones!
    • Sweden-icon.png Swedenball - Thank you for supporting me against Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball. Also thanks for training the peshmerga to fight against ISIS and opening your borders to Kurdish refugess.
    • Australia-icon.png Australiaball - Thank you for giving me guns!
    • Catalonia-icon.png Cataloniaball - Friend who wants to freedom too! He Also Hates Spain-icon.png That Damn Occupier.

    Bêlayen/بێلایەن/Neutral[edit | edit source]

    • Iraq-icon.png Iraqball - Yuo gave administrive territory but yuo have to gib full independence later!!
    • Syria-icon.png Syriaball - We boz hatings Turkey-icon.png stinky kebab and we boz are killing zat dumb ISIS-icon.png ISISball if yuo gib me independence we will be great allies and friends!
    • South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball - We met in Iraq War. Its soldiers were kind to us and trained some of my militias. But it is close friends with Turkey...
    • Israel-icon.png Israelcube - You helped me before. but you is of fight us in 1982, You also kinda like that sagbab Turkey. He has good relations with Iraqi Kurdistanball but stop hurting Palestine-icon.png Palestineball.
    • USA-icon.png USAball - Why did you betray me and let Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball ramp up it's aggression? But anyways thank you for supporting me! Now I can survive myself then... Joe biden wake up, 9/11, today same day, what happen 2001, uh gorg w bush, pentagon got hit by rocket, and no one report?
    • Jordan-icon.png Jordanball - Why do your people support and raise posters of rapist and murderer Saddam-icon.png Saddam Hussein!?! Even Iraqi Kurdistan-icon.png my child hates you for supporting him!

    Dujmin/دوژمن/Enemies[edit | edit source]

    • Assyria-icon.png Assyriaball - I am really sorry that we "genocided" you (actually only brainwashed Mongol Ottoman Kurds did that) but there is no need to make up lies and say that we support ISIS or such bullshit and btw. We rescued you guys from ISIS without us this terrorist sons of bitches would kill you off, and I don't want that. Not to mention, you shitheads supported Saddam Hussein.
    • Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball - YUO ARE WORST ENEMY! STOP BURNING MY VILLAGES DOWN YUO ARE THE ACTUAL TERRORISTS! AND GIVE ME INDENPENDENCE OR I OF DESTROY YUO GO TO HELL
    • Iran-icon.png Iranball - F*CK YOU EVIL SIBLING! GIVE INDEPENDENCE TO East Kurdistan-icon.png ROJHELAT!! YOU'RE THE WORST SIBLING EVER! (Even though you proved you were better 2500 years ago) buuuut we maybe could be good friends if yuo gib independence, BUT GIB ME INDEPENDENCE ALLREADY!
    • Turkmen-icon.png Turkmenistanball - Never thought I will be enemy who is really from Central Asia. But Kirkuk sees it differently, it’s mine clay,not yours so GET ZA FAK OUT!
    • Afghan-icon.png Afghanistanball & Pakistan-icon.png Pakistanball - Afghanistanball for being a bad sibling and it and its friend Pakistanball always calling me an infidel despite being Sunni majority too. We are also Aryan siblings.
    • Azerbaijan-icon.png] Azerbaijanball - Accept that you are my sibling you Turkish ass licker and wannabe Turkic idiot. (Wait why the fuck would you? We even recognised Xocalı massacre where 506 Shia civilians were skinned alive and supported Armenians hell there are Kurds serving in the Azeri army but assimilated!)
    • South Kurdistan-icon.png Masoud Barzani - As a Kurd, you actually support Turkey-icon (modern soldier).png FSA-icon.png Iraqi Turkmen-icon.png those things to beat me. It’s awkward. I want to unite the Communism-icon.png North Kurdistan-icon.png West Kurdistan-icon.png family to hunt you down.
    • Hungary-icon.png Hungaryball - Flag stealer. Also the Kebab defender.

    How to draw[edit | edit source]

    1. Draw a circle ( NO CIRCLE TOOL ) and divide into three horizontal stripes
    2. Use red to color the upper part.
    3. Use White to color the middle part.
    4. Use green to color the lower part.
    5. Draw a sun with 21 spikes in the center with yellow (Zoom in to draw spikes easily, its harder if you're on paper).
    6. Add eyes and you have finished.

    Gallery[edit | edit source]

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    Click here to see it.


    Links[edit | edit source]


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