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    JOE BIDEEEN
     
    Mohammed Rajab Wali
    HER BIJI KURDISTAN!
     
    Kurdistanball

    Kurdistanball is a separatist countryball that wants to break away from its annoying neighbourballs. It supports armed militias like the PKK and the YPG, which are sometimes called terrorists by other countryballs.

    However, Kurdistanball's regions are divided into supporting 2 sides; Iraqi Kurdistanball is sympathetic to Turkeyball, whilst Iranian Kurdistanball, Rojavaball, and Turkish Kurdistanball are against Turkeyball.

    Kurdistanball is of Kurdish and comes in all religions. Islam is Kurdistanball's main religion and it may be a descendant from Medesball; Kurds also established Ayyubidball, Zandball and others. It hates its neighbors. It tried to plan an Iraqi and Syrian referendum but failed.

    Relationships

    Heval/هەڤال/Friends

    • Medesball - My (supposed) Ancestor.
    • Jordanball - Gibs bad guns and somewhat decent supplies.
    • Armeniaball - We boz hatings Turkey, We have also Culturally and historically many zings togezer and I love Armenian songs and dances btw. Im really really really sorry, that was a long time ago for what some of my brainwashed clans have done to you. #alwaysrememberthearmeniangenocide
    • Serbiaball - We boz hatings dumb kebab and you're very friendly to me. But stop supporting Spain!
    • Bulgariaball - You are one of the best Kebab removers and also a good friend of .
    • Egyptball - I helped you to remove crusaders back once those days.
    • Greeceball - We are Friends and want to remove Turkiye.
    • Berbersball - We are good friends! Down with pan-Arabism!
    • Tajikistanball - Best sibling ever. We almost like twins. Let's Remove Turkmenistan together!
    • Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball - Libya under Muammar Gaddafi was the only Arab that supported me before I attacked ISIS.
    • UKball and Franceball - Not close friends, but they tried to liberate me in 1919 from imperialist kebab by Treaty of Sévres. They are still helpings me by airstriking ISISball. But please do it more carefully...
    • Germanyball - Also gibs guns, but good ones!
    • Swedenball - Thank you for supporting me against Turkeyball. Also thanks for training the peshmerga to fight against ISIS and opening your borders to Kurdish refugess.
    • Australiaball - Thank you for giving me guns!
    • Cataloniaball - Friend who wants to freedom too! He Also Hates That Damn Occupier.

    Bêlayen/بێلایەن/Neutral

    • Iraqball - Yuo gave administrive territory but yuo have to gib full independence later!!
    • Syriaball - We boz hatings stinky kebab and we boz are killing zat dumb ISISball if yuo gib me independence we will be great allies and friends! And do you really hate Japanball because it's a dumbass?
      • : Nope, i don't really hate it. I only hate it's prime minister for being an idiot.
    • South Koreaball - We met in Iraq War. Its soldiers were kind to us and trained some of my militias. But it is close friends with Turkey...
    • Israelcube - You helped me before. but you is of fight us in 1982, You also kinda like that sagbab Turkey. He has good relations with Iraqi Kurdistanball but stop hurting Palestineball.
    • USAball - Why did you betray me and let Turkeyball ramp up it's aggression? But anyways thank you for supporting me! Now I can survive myself then... Joe biden wake up, 9/11, today same day, what happen 2001, uh gorg w bush, pentagon got hit by rocket, and no one report?
    • Jordanball - Why do your people support and raise posters of rapist and murderer Saddam Hussein!?! Even my child hates you for supporting him!

    Dujmin/دوژمن/Enemies

    • Assyriaball - I am really sorry that we "genocided" you (actually only brainwashed Mongol Ottoman Kurds did that) but there is no need to make up lies and say that we support ISIS or such bullshit and btw. We rescued you guys from ISIS without us this terrorist sons of bitches would kill you off, and I don't want that. Not to mention, you shitheads supported Saddam Hussein.
    • Turkeyball - YUO ARE WORST ENEMY! STOP BURNING MY VILLAGES DOWN YUO ARE THE ACTUAL TERRORISTS! AND GIVE ME INDENPENDENCE OR I OF DESTROY YUO GO TO HELL
    • Iranball - F*CK YOU EVIL SIBLING! GIVE INDEPENDENCE TO ROJHELAT!! YOU'RE THE WORST SIBLING EVER! (Even though you proved you were better 2500 years ago) buuuut we maybe could be good friends if yuo gib independence, BUT GIB ME INDEPENDENCE ALLREADY!
    • Turkmenistanball - Never thought I will be enemy who is really from Central Asia. But Kirkuk sees it differently, it’s mine clay,not yours so GET ZA FAK OUT!
    • Afghanistanball & Pakistanball - Afghanistanball for being a bad sibling and it and its friend Pakistanball always calling me an infidel despite being Sunni majority too. We are also Aryan siblings.
    • Azerbaijanball - Accept that you are my sibling you Turkish ass licker and wannabe Turkic idiot. (Wait why the fuck would you? We even recognised Xocalı massacre where 506 Shia civilians were skinned alive and supported Armenians hell there are Kurds serving in the Azeri army but assimilated!)
    • Japanball - Your car sucks!! REMOVE ANIME!!!
    • Masoud Barzani - As a Kurd, you actually support those things to beat me. It’s awkward. I want to unite the family to hunt you down.
    • Hungaryball - Flag stealer. Also the Kebab defender.

    How to draw

    1. Draw a circle ( NO CIRCLE TOOL ) and divide into three horizontal stripes
    2. Use red to color the upper part.
    3. Use White to color the middle part.
    4. Use green to color the lower part.
    5. Draw a sun with 21 spikes in the center with yellow (Zoom in to draw spikes easily, its harder if you're on paper).
    6. Add eyes and you have finished.

    Gallery

    Polandball Wiki has a gallery of artwork, comics, GIFs, and videos of Kurdistanball.

    Click here to see it.


    Links



    es:Kurdistánball zh:库尔德斯坦球 fr:Kurdistanballe pl:Kurdistanball

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