Nauruball

Republic of Nauruball : Repubrikin Naoero: Republik Nauru
←    31 January 1968 - Present
I is of want more! Is of hungry!
General information
Government	Unitary parliamentary republic
Personality	Poor, gluttonous sometimes very mean
Language	Nauruan English German
Type	Austronesian
Capital	No official capital (Yarenball is the de facto capital)
Affiliation	UNball
Religion	Christianity
Relations and opinions
Friends	My better parent Australiaball USAball UKball Abkhaziaball South Ossetiaball
Enemies	Chinaball I DON'T RECOGNIZE YOU AS A COUNTRY ANYMORE!! (In 2019) Go to my detention centre, NOW!! Flag stealers I recognise Abkhazia and South Ossetia They make fun of me Stop making fun of my obesity rate!!!
Likes	Fat Meats, Food
Dislikes	Being called fat, Having a population of only 10,000
Historical information
Preceded by	British Nauruball
Is of importants
Börk	Obese Obese, Nauru Nauru
Food	Processed junk food

Nauruball means laughter in Finnish, officially the Republic of Obesity Nauruball, is a tiny island nation in the Oceania, in the Central Pacific Ocean. It was born as a 7ball and was adopted by German Empireball and UKball. Some consider it to be a client stateball due their economic dependency on Australiaball. Nauruball is also the countryball with the highest rate of obesity in the world (with 71.7% of the population are obese and 94.5% are overweight). Nauruball is the most densely populated countryball in Oceania.

History

From 1878 to 1888, there was a major rebel uprising in Nauruball's clay that turned into bloody warfare. German Empireball played the civil war like a fiddle; after the war ended it invaded the exhausted Kingdom of Nauruball, which was too tired to fight back.

At the start of WW1, Australiaball occupied Nauru and left it for League of Nationsball to take care. In WW2, Nazi Germanyball sank its boats and Empire of Japanball raped it. Thankfully Australiaball managed to get it back. After a long separatist struggle, Nauruball finally achieved independence in 1968. Nauruball struck it rich, as it had a lot of phosphate in stock. As such, Nauruball was a rich country until around the late eighties to mid-nineties, when the phosphate supply ran out.

In 1989, Nauruball took Australiaball and New Zealandball to court for what they had done to its island, which had turned into a mess. Nauruball lost nearly all of its money and now is one of the poorest countryballs in Oceania. As well as this, Nauruball is also one of the fattest countryballs, since it can't grow any food due to the phosphate so it has to import all the sugary stuff.

Relations

Friends

• Taiwanball - YOU ARE THE REAL CHINA!
• Australiaball - Best friend.
• UKball - My parent.
• Germanyball - True parent. Fur den Kaiser!!!
• (Sometimes) USAball - Awesome friend. It likes burger too! But why you no like Abkhaziaball and South Ossetiaball?
• Abkhaziaball and South Ossetiaball - I reconize you as independent Countries.
• Ukraineball - Don’t worry, even though it likes Georgia, I recognize Crimea as yuors.

Enemies

• Chinaball - THANKS TO YOU I AM SINKING IN THE OCEAN, BUT THANKFULLY I WITHDREW RECOGNITIONS WITH YOU IN 2005!
• Iraqball and Syriaball - GO to my detention centre NOW!
• Curaçaoball - Flag stealer from the Caribbean.
• Székely Landball - Flag stealer from Romania.
• Finlandball - STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!! IS IT BECAUSE I'M FAT!?
  • : No, Yuor name translates as "laughter" in my language.
• Vietnamball - Stop making fun of my high obesity just because I eat too many seafood and carbs imported from Australia!!!
• Georgiaball - I recognise Abkhazia and South Ossetia.
• USAball (rarely)- I'm fatter than yuo, yuo only have the most McCheeseburgers while Australia gibs me the most food.