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    Харцоно цӀе тесна, хийла хьо ягарх
    Нохчийчоь ца йоьжна гӀаьттина яха
    Кавказан ткъес хилла, маршонан ага
    Хьан лаьттан сий дина, яхь йолчу наха!
     
    Chechnya-icon.png Chechnyaball singing his anthem
    We don't have any gays in Chechnya
     
    — Ramzan Kadyrov

    Chechnyaball, officially the Chechen Republicball, is a federal republicball of Russia-icon.png Russiaball, he's a native Caucasusball (Northeastern Caucasian).

    He has been fighting all his life against many invaders. He is friendly to his neighbours, which he calls brothers, Ingushetia-icon.png Ingushetiaball, Dagestan-icon.png Dagestanball, Adygea-icon.png Adygeaball, Karachay-Cherkessia-icon.png Karachay-Cherkessiaball, Kabardino-Balkaria-icon.png Kabardino-Balkariaball.

    He used to hate Russia-icon.png Russiaball due to his history with him, however not anymore since he has received nearly complete autonomy of Russia-icon.png Russiaball.

    He is also one of the strongest Kebabs, which makes it hard for Kebab removers to remove him. He believes that even the Satan-icon.png Devil is scared of him.

    History

    Much of his history is not known, no one knows from where he came, but is known that he has been in his land ever since 8.000 B.C.

    Chechnyaball of beat up the Mongols two times and beat the Timurids as well. He has fought against many Tatars his life and always been fighting against the other Caucasians. But this all changed when Great Vodka came. When Vodka came Chechnyaball of beatings their ass near Chechen-Aul where he got his Russian name from. From this moment on he had of been in war with Russian-Empire-icon.png Vodka.

    In the 18th century, many Chechnyaballs came together to unite as Caucasian Imamate-icon.png Caucasian ImamateRawr to challenge Russian-Empire-icon.png Russiaball. After a while Russian-Empire-icon.png Vodka decided to conquer Caucasian Imamate-icon.png Caucasian ImamateRawr and rest of Caucasusballs. He lead a valiant defense with his North Caucasian brothers and fought against Russian-Empire2-icon.png Vodka for an over 100 year war. Being completely enclaved by Russian-Empire2-icon.png the Vodka empire after Qajar-icon.png Iranball lost its influence in the caucasus, it eventually out manned after his so-called brother Dagestan-icon.png Dagestanball surrendered.

    Mountainous Republic of the Northern Caucasus-icon.png Mountainous Republic of the Northern Caucasusball seceded from Russian-Empire2-icon.png Russian Empireball in the Russian Civil War with North Caucasian Emirate-icon.png North Caucasian Emirateball later taking control of the region, but he was later invaded by Soviet Vodka and became part of the Mountain ASSR-icon.png Mountain ASSRball.

    In the horrible year of 1944, he and his brother Ingushetia-icon.png Ingushetiaball were deported to Kazakhstanbrick by the Soviet-icon.png Great Soviet Vodka. He had to endure the death of many many relatives and the shame of being sent away from his fatherland. In 1953 he was allowed a trip home and at once went back. After this he hated Russia-icon.png Vodka even more!

    After the Soviet-icon.png Great Soviet Vodka destroyed itself and became normal Russia-icon.png Vodka, Chechnyaball was brave and decided to declare independence. This lead to what is called the First Chechen War. In this war he humiliated Russia-icon.png Vodka and sent his ass back to his cold lands, Chechnyaball then became Chechen Republic of Ichkeria-icon.png Chechen Republic of Ichkeriaball. Being angry, Russia-icon.png Vodka decided to attack Chechen Republic of Ichkeria-icon.png Chechnyaball again starting the Second Chechen War which ended in a Russian victory and Chechnya-icon.png Chechnyaball being reintegrated back into Russia-icon.png Russiaball clay.

    To this day he is not fighting against big Russia-icon.png Vodka anymore, instead it works with Russia-icon.png Vodka to fight off NATO-icon.png NATOball. Chechnya is completely autonomous in Russiaball, this means they can apply Islamic law in its territory and have some different specific laws of the rest of the federation. They also adopted a new flag. The current Chechen leader is a close friend of Vladimir Putin and a strong powerful man in whole Russiaball.

    Since 2017, his troops have been deployed in Syria-icon.png Syriaball to protect peace. He has also become controversial recently for launching a genocide against LGBT-icon.png LGBTball since that year. As of late , he is also assisting his father Vodka in invading Ukraine-icon.png Ukrainian clay.

    Relationships (Отношения/Йукъаметтиг)

    Friends (Друзья/ДоттагӀий)

    • Dagestan-icon.png ДегӀаста - My old friend, he should fix himself though, I could help him but I have other things to do in my lands...
    • Syria-icon.png Шема - I of helping him in war against ISIS-icon.png ISISball parasite, sending units to assist the civilians and imams to study there. Allah, Syria, and Bashar! Stay strong, Assad!
    • Hezbollah-icon.png Хезболла - Another kebab who supports me against terrorists, and my Russia-icon.png father strongly helps you out. Together, we'll fight terrorism and imperialism! You're also friends with Iran-icon.png Iranball and Syria-icon.png Syriaball!
    • Russia-icon.png Оьрсий - Disturbed historical relations, bad in most part since recently. But nowadays things are becoming different, since new Chechen government relations with Russia became strong and Chechnya grow a lot becoming stronk. So much money from Vodka! We are good friends now.
    • Adygea-icon.png Адыгейчоь - Fellow native caucasusball, we both of fighting Russian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball during caucasian war, Adiga wey wey!
    • Karachay-Cherkessia-icon.png Кхарачой-Чергазийчоь - Karachay also fought imperial russia, we both of deported by stalin, good fren.
    • Kabardino-Balkaria-icon.png ГӀебартойн-Балкхаройчоь - I sometimes used to battle Kabardiaball but it's also a native caucasusball and we are friends, Balkariaball is very good friend, before I was of defending him against Kabardia.

    Neutral (Нейтральный/Юкъара Род)

    • Belarus-icon.png Белорусси - Yuo are friend of Russia-icon.png Russia, but YUO ARE FLAG STEALER. That doesn't matter too much anyways, since I support yuo against the so-called "protests". Lukashenko is our loyal ally!

    Enemies (Враги/МостагӀий)

    • USA-icon.png USAball - What? So you keep imposing sanctions on me and calling me evil for killing some gay? Are you seriously supporting Ukraine also? HOW DARE YOU!!! YOU DESERVED THE ATTACK!!!! ME AND PUTIN WILL SCREW THE WHOLE WORLD! BOSTON 2013 WAS TOO EASY.
    • Spain-icon.png Spainball - What? You accuse me of breaking up your country?! You fool and idiot! Also gib Catalonia-icon.png Catalonia independence now, and stop supporting LGBT-icon.png HIM!
    • Boston-icon.png Bostonball - 2013 BEST YEAR! TAKE THAT YUO STUPID GAY LIBTARD!

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