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    Chechnyaball, officially the Chechen Republicball, is a federal republicball of Russia-icon.png Russiaball, he's a native Caucasusball (Northeastern Caucasian).

    He has been fighting all his life against many invaders. He is friendly to his neighbours, which he calls brothers, Ingushetia-icon.png Ingushetiaball, Dagestan-icon.png Dagestanball, Adygea-icon.png Adygeaball, Karachay-Cherkessia-icon.png Karachay-Cherkessiaball, Kabardino-Balkaria-icon.png Kabardino-Balkariaball.

    He used to hate Russiaball due to his history with him, however not anymore since he has received nearly complete autonomy of Russiaball.

    He is also one of the strongest Kebabs, which makes it hard for Kebab removers to remove him. He believes that even the Satan-icon.png Devil is scared of him.

    History

    Much of his history is not known, no one knows from where he came, but is known that he has been in his land ever since 8.000 B.C.

    Chechnyaball of beat up the Mongols two times and beat the Timurids as well. He has fought against many Tatars his life and always been fighting against the other Caucasians. But this all changed when Great Vodka came. When Vodka came Chechnyaball of beatings their ass near Chechen-Aul where he got his Russian name from. From this moment on he has of been in war with Russia-icon.png Vodka.

    After a while, Russia-icon.png Vodka decided to conquer Chechnyaball and rest of Caucasusballs. He lead a valiant defense with his North Caucasian brothers and fought against Russia-icon.png Vodka for an over 100 year war. He was eventually out manned after his so-called brother Dagestan-icon.png Dagestanball surrendered.

    In the horrible year of 1944, he and his brother Ingushetia-icon.png Ingushetiaball were deported to Kazakhstanball by the Soviet-icon.png Great Soviet Vodka. He had to endure the death of many many relatives and the shame of being sent away from his fatherland. In 1953 he was allowed a trip home and at once went back. After this he hated Russia-icon.png Vodka even more!

    After the Soviet-icon.png Great Soviet Vodka destroyed itself and became normal Russia-icon.png Vodka, Chechnyaball was brave and decided to declare independence. This lead to what is called the First Chechen War. In this war he humiliated Russia-icon.png Vodka and sent his ass back to his cold lands, Chechnyaball then became Chechen Republic of Ichkeria-icon.png Chechen Republic of Ichkeriaball. Being angry, Russia-icon.png Vodka decided to attack Chechen Republic of Ichkeria-icon.png Chechnyaball again starting the Second Chechen War which ended in a Russian victory and Chechnya-icon.png Chechnyaball being reintegrated back into Russia-icon.png Russiaball clay.

    To this day he is not fighting against big Russia-icon.png Vodka anymore, instead he united with him to defend Russia-icon.png Russiaball from NATO-icon.png NATOball. Chechen is almost completely independent from Russiaball, this means they can apply Islamic law in its territory and have some different specific laws of the rest of the federation. They also adopted a new flag. The current Chechen leader is a close friend of Vladimir Putin and a strong powerful man in whole Russiaball.

    As of 2017, Chechen troops have been deployed in Syria-icon.png Syriaball to protect peace, also he is killing LGBT's.

    Relationships

    Friends

    • Ingushetia-icon.png Ingushetiaball - He is a good brother, helped him during the old problems. Stop whinings about losing clay, yuo used to be a part of my clay you shouldn't even exist.
    • Dagestan-icon.png Dagestanball - My old friend, he should fix himself though, I could help him but I have other things to do in my lands... Give Aukh! stupid avars took it from me! Noob give my old lands back!!
    • Syria-icon.png Syriaball - I of helping him in war against ISIS parasite, sending units to assist the civilians and imams to study there.
    • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - Disturbed historical relations, bad in most part since recently. But nowadays things are becoming different, since new Chechen government relations with Russia became strong and Chechnya grow a lot becoming stronk. So much money from Vodka! We are good friends now. Also I hate LGTB just like you!!!!!!! Wee fuck homosexuals!!!!!
    • Adygea-icon.png Adygeaball - Fellow native caucasusball, we both of fighting Russian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball during caucasian war, Adiga wey wey!
    • Karachay-Cherkessia-icon.png Karachay-Cherkessiaball - Karachay also fought imperial russia, we both of deported by stalin, good fren.
    • Kabardino-Balkaria-icon.png Kabardino-Balkariaball - I sometime battle Kabardiaball but he also native caucasusball and we are friends, Balkariaball is very good friend, before I was of defending him against Kabardia.

    Neutral

    • Belarus-icon.png Belarusball - Yuo are friend of Russia-icon.png Russia, and yuo also hate homosex but YUO ARE FLAG STEALER.

    Enemies

    All kebab removers, especially these ones:

    • USA-icon.png USAball - What? So you keep imposing sanctions on me and calling me evil for killing some gay? Are you seriously supporting Ukraine also? HOW DARE YOU!!! YOU DESERVED THE ATTACK!!!! ME AND PUTIN WILL SCREW THE WHOLE WORLD! BOSTON 2013 WAS TOO EASY.
    • Spain-icon.png Spainball - What? You accuse me of breaking up your country?! You fool and idiot! Also gib Catalonia-icon.png Catalonia independence now!

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