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|“||Харцоно цӀе тесна, хийла хьо ягарх
Нохчийчоь ца йоьжна гӀаьттина яха
Кавказан ткъес хилла, маршонан ага
Хьан лаьттан сий дина, яхь йолчу наха!
|“||We don't have any gays in Chechnya||”|
— Ramzan Kadyrov
Chechnyaball, officially the Chechen Republicball, is a federal republicball of Russiaball, he's a native Caucasusball (Northeastern Caucasian).
He has been fighting all his life against many invaders. He is friendly to his neighbours, which he calls brothers, Ingushetiaball, Dagestanball, Adygeaball, Karachay-Cherkessiaball, Kabardino-Balkariaball.
He used to hate Russiaball due to his history with him, however not anymore since he has received nearly complete autonomy of Russiaball.
He is also one of the strongest Kebabs, which makes it hard for Kebab removers to remove him. He believes that even the Devil is scared of him.
History[edit | edit source]
Much of his history is not known, no one knows from where he came, but is known that he has been in his land ever since 8.000 B.C.
Chechnyaball of beat up the Mongols two times and beat the Timurids as well. He has fought against many Tatars his life and always been fighting against the other Caucasians. But this all changed when Great Vodka came. When Vodka came Chechnyaball of beatings their ass near Chechen-Aul where he got his Russian name from. From this moment on he had of been in war with Vodka.
In the 18th century, many Chechnyaballs came together to unite as Caucasian ImamateRawr to challenge Russiaball. After a while Vodka decided to conquer Caucasian ImamateRawr and rest of Caucasusballs. He lead a valiant defense with his North Caucasian brothers and fought against Vodka for an over 100 year war. Being completely enclaved by the Vodka empire after Iranball lost its influence in the caucasus, it eventually out manned after his so-called brother Dagestanball surrendered.
Mountainous Republic of the Northern Caucasusball seceded from Russian Empireball in the Russian Civil War with North Caucasian Emirateball later taking control of the region, but he was later invaded by Soviet Vodka and became part of the Mountain ASSRball.
In the horrible year of 1944, he and his brother Ingushetiaball were deported to Kazakhstanbrick by the Great Soviet Vodka. He had to endure the death of many many relatives and the shame of being sent away from his fatherland. In 1953 he was allowed a trip home and at once went back. After this he hated Vodka even more!
After the Great Soviet Vodka destroyed itself and became normal Vodka, Chechnyaball was brave and decided to declare independence. This lead to what is called the First Chechen War. In this war he humiliated Vodka and sent his ass back to his cold lands, Chechnyaball then became Chechen Republic of Ichkeriaball. Being angry, Vodka decided to attack Chechnyaball again starting the Second Chechen War which ended in a Russian victory and Chechnyaball being reintegrated back into Russiaball clay.
To this day he is not fighting against big Vodka anymore, instead it works with Vodka to fight off NATOball. Chechnya is completely autonomous in Russiaball, this means they can apply Islamic law in its territory and have some different specific laws of the rest of the federation. They also adopted a new flag. The current Chechen leader is a close friend of Vladimir Putin and a strong powerful man in whole Russiaball.
Since 2017, his troops have been deployed in Syriaball to protect peace. He has also become controversial recently for launching a genocide against LGBTball since that year. As of 2022, he is also assisting his father Vodka in invading Ukrainian clay.
Flag Colors[edit | edit source]
|Japanese Laurel||39, 116, 53||C66-M0-Y54-K54||#277435|
|White||255, 255, 255||N/A||#FFFFFF|
|Maximum red||219, 32, 23||C0-M85-Y89-K14||#DB2017|
|Tangerine yellow||255, 205, 0||C0-M19-Y100-K0||#FFCD00|
Relationships (Отношения/Йукъаметтиг)[edit | edit source]
Friends (Друзья/ДоттагӀий)[edit | edit source]
- ГӀалгӀайчоь - He is a good brother, helped him during the old problems.
- Иран - We are both of kebabs and you are friends with Syriaball & Russiaball!
- ПалестӀина Пачхьалкх - Me, you, Iran and Syria are kebab and Russia recognize you. Don't worry, soon you will be free from the evil Zionist.
- ДегӀаста - My old friend, he should fix himself though, I could help him but I have other things to do in my lands...
- Шема - I of helping him in war against ISISball parasite, sending units to assist the civilians and imams to study there. Allah, Syria, and Bashar! Stay strong, Assad!
- Хезболла - Another kebab who supports me against terrorists, and my father strongly helps you out. Together, we'll fight terrorism and imperialism! You're also friends with Iranball and Syriaball!
- Оьрсий - Disturbed historical relations, bad in most part since recently. But nowadays things are becoming different, since new Chechen government relations with Russia became strong and Chechnya grow a lot becoming stronk. So much money from Vodka! We are good friends now.
- Адыгейчоь - Fellow native caucasusball, we both of fighting Russian Empireball during caucasian war, Adiga wey wey!
- Кхарачой-Чергазийчоь - Karachay also fought imperial Russia, we both of deported by Stalin, good fren.
- ГӀебартойн-Балкхаройчоь - I sometimes used to battle Kabardiaball but it's also a native Caucasusball and we are friends, Balkariaball is very good friend before I was of defending him against Kabardia.
Neutral (Нейтральный/Юкъара Род)[edit | edit source]
- Белорусси - Yuo are friend of Russia, but YUO ARE FLAG STEALER. That doesn't matter too much anyways, since I support yuo against the so-called "protests". Lukashenko is our loyal ally!
Enemies (Враги/МостагӀий)[edit | edit source]
- USAball - What? So you keep imposing sanctions on me and calling me evil for killing some gay? Are you seriously supporting Ukraine also? HOW DARE YOU!!! YOU DESERVED THE ATTACK!!!! ME AND PUTIN WILL SCREW THE WHOLE WORLD! BOSTON 2013 WAS TOO EASY.
- Israelcube - Stop persecuting and killing Palestineball now! Remove that dirty evil Zionist monster! You are also friends with this shit who kills innocent Rohingyas and you are also friends with this cunt who mistreats Catalans.
- Мьянма - I don't care if you are Russia's friend and ally, stop persecuting the Rohingyas or I will remove you!
- Spainball - What? You accuse me of breaking up your country?! You fool and idiot! Also gib Catalonia independence now, and stop supporting HIM!
- Netherlandsball - I hate you!!, You are the first country to supporting LGBTball!! You are also an imperialist who colonised them.
- Bostonball - 2013 BEST YEAR! TAKE THAT YUO STUPID GAY LIBTARD!
- Gay and Lesbian Kingdomball - Stupid dunce. Call your psychologist right now.
Gallery[edit | edit source]
|Republics||Armeniaball • Azerbaijanball ( Artsakhball • Talyshball • Udiball) • Georgiaball ( Abkhaziaball • Adjaraball • South Ossetiaball) • Russiaball () Astrakhanball • Chechnyaball • Dagestanball • Ingushetiaball • Adygeaball • Kabardino-Balkariaball • Karachay-Cherkessiaball • North Ossetia–Alaniaball • Stavropolball • Lezginball • Aghulball • Tsakhurball • Andiball • Tabasaranball • Tatball • Lakball • Abaziniaball • Kumykiaball|
|Other Countries||Iranball • Turkeyball|
|Historical||Lazball • Avarball • Nogaiball • Circassiaball • Svanetiball • Mingreliaball • Kuban Cossacksball • Terek Cossacksball • Don Cossacksball • Transcaucasiaball|