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    I am not a pirate
     
    Somaliland-icon.png Somaliland declaring its soverignty

    Somalilandball is a Iranian and Saudi Country self-declared countryball that also has a bad anthem is internationally recognized as a regionball in Northwestern Somaliaball. Somalilandball militias caused a separatist conflict with Somalia-icon.png Somaliaball, which greatly damaged both of them.

    Somalilandball has a population of 5.7 million people in its clay. Somalilandball was once recognized, but only for a week, and then it wasn't.

    Currently, Somalilandball isn't recognized by any countryball except Liberland-icon.png Liberlandball and recently Taiwan-icon.png Taiwanball and Ethiopia-icon.png Ethiopiaball, and has indirect recognition from UAE-icon.png UAEball.

    He's also less corrupt compared to Somaliaball, and even though he is still poor, his GDP per capita is $450 above Somaliaball, and he cant into starvation.

    History

    Somalilandball, unlike the rest of Somalia-icon.png Somaliaball, which was ruled by Italy-icon.png Italyball, was ruled by UK-icon.png UKball's Empire during the colonial era.

    After WWII, Somalilandball was restored to britain from 1941 to 1960. After this, the Trust Territory of Somalilandball was merged with British Somaliaball into Somalia-icon.png Somaliaball. a decision which Somalilandball would forever regret.

    In 1991, a civil war that is still going on today started in Somalia-icon.png Somaliaball, which is why he became the pirate we all know and love today. Somalilandball, however, didn't like being a pirate and declared independence on may of 1991. It is the only non-micronation with absolutely no recognition with the exception of one countryball, Ethiopia-icon.png Ethiopiaball, and recently Taiwan-icon.png Taiwanball and Ethiopia-icon.png Ethiopiaball. He also has indirect recognition from UAE-icon.png UAEball.

    Relationships

    Friends

    • Djibouti-icon.png Bestie - My sibling who calls me a role model for the horn of Africa.
    • UK-icon.png UKball - My good and true father unlike piratehead.
    • Ethiopia-icon.png Uncle - Thanks for recognizing me and helping me arm against Somalia-icon.png Somaliaball. I love you! But gib independence to Ogadenia & Harari Plox.
    • Liberland-icon.png Liberlandball - Finally! Another countryball/or state who recognized me too!
    • Kurdistan-icon.png Kurdistanball - My good friend in the Middle East who also wants independence! We both had genocides committed against us in 1988. I support you against Turkey. You go and fight.
    • Taiwan-icon.png Best Asian friend - Very wealthy asian friend who gives diplomacy. You are Real China.
    • UAE-icon.png UAEball - Recognizing passport and opening representative office in Hargeisaball, and we have office in Dubaiball. You unofficially recognize me, thank u so much!
    • Belgium-icon.png Malaysia-icon.png South Sudan-icon.png South Africa-icon.png Tanzania-icon.png Kenya-icon.png France-icon.png More Passport Recognizers - THANKS FOR RECOGNIZING MY PASSPORT! I have representation office in South Sudan-icon.png South Africa-icon.png Tanzania-icon.png Kenya-icon.png these countries as well.
    • Israel-icon.png Israelcube - He recognized me in 1960 and said he can recognize me again, because I supported his peace deal with UAE-icon.png UAEball.
    • Sweden-icon.png Norway-icon.png Potential Recognizers? - They allow us to have representative offices, hate Somalia-icon.png Somaliaball, but they can't recognize our passport....
    • USA-icon.png USAball - Now you see why you shouldn't have supported Somali Democratic Republic-icon.png this disgrace against my Ethiopia-icon.png Uncle. You betrayed him at the end and I like that. You are also kind of the reason why I am independent and my money is pegged to yours.

    Enemies

    • China-icon.png Chinaball - FAKE CHINA!!! TAIWAN IS THE REAL CHINA!!! REMOVE JI XINPING AND MAO ZEDONG!!!!!!!!
    • Puntland-icon.png Puntlandball - Puppet state of the source of evil pirate! Somali unity is not an option!
    • African Union-icon.png More puppets! - Why are you on Somalia's side. WHY DO YOU GUYS REFUSE TO GIVE ME INDEPENDENCE!!! YOU ARE THE REASON WHY I CANNOT ESCAPE THE PIRATE DEMON AND HIS PUPPETS!!!!!!!!
    • Italy-icon.png Italyball - He does not recognized my passport and why you Support Somalia-icon.png Somaliaball!!
    • Libya-icon.png Libyaball - i support you but you sided with Somalia-icon.png loser!!
    • Iran-icon.png Iranball - YOU ARE A FLAG STEALER, China-icon.png FAKE CHINA LOVER, AND YOU HATE ME MORE THAN Somalia-icon.png MY EVIL FATHER!!! REMOVE KHOMEINI, KHAMENEI, AND CUT IT OUT WITH YOUR RIDICULOUS "☫"!!!!!
    • Qatar-icon.png Qatarball - How dare you give weapons to somalia and give bombs and supplies to him in order to hurt me?
    • Palestine-icon.png Palestineball - FAKE COUNTRY! You are just a Somali Puppet and deserved to get Anschlussed by Israel! But we are of kebab though.

    THE WORST ENEMIES COLUMN!!

    • Somalia-icon.png قرصان شيطان - YOU CAN´T EVEN RUN YOUR OWN GOVERNMENT CORRECTLY!!!!! I HATE YOU! YUO EVEN DENY THE Isaaq genocide You think you own me? You don´t. The only place you care about is your Frickin capital. Instead of governing your own country, you just destroy ships of other countryballs. HOW DARE YOU MAKE A GENOCIDE AND THEN DENY THE HISTORY OF WHAT HAPPEN. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. MY PEOPLE ARE SUFFERING AND ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS LOOT!!!! Apparently you would not let me have independence, but I am suffering to be a state of you. أنت تعلم أنني لن أسامحك أبدًالان ما فعلت بي الشيطان. كيف تجرؤ على مهاجمة أراضي إسحاق الصومالية وتقتل شعبي ثم تشكو من أنك انتصرت كل شيء. انت كاذب. أنت كاذب شرير.Can I become my own country? Is that too hard for you after you let go? You have some mental issues. You need to calm down and let me free! Can you stop with your recklessness and grow up! You will become the poorest and worst country on earth if you continue with your progress. That is why I want independence, so I can get away from you. Also stop bombing me!! IT is getting really annoying!!!PLEASE!???REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    • Somali Democratic Republic-icon.png Somali Democratic Republicball - ENJOY YOUR STAY IN HELL. Never forgot the Massacre you did to me you terrorist piece of shit.
    • Gaddafi Libya-icon.png Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball - YOU CRAZY DIACTAR!!! YOU SUPPORT SOMALIA AND WANT ME DEAD FOR SUPPORTING THE WESTENERS!!!!! GRRRR I HATE YOU TERRORIST!!!! I SUPPORTED REAL LIBYA OVER YUO!!! Thank god u died...but it is sad how Libya became the way it is today.. just like my evil occupier
    • Ottoman-icon.png Ottoman Empireball - You helped murdered millions of my people, and helped the  Devilish State kill me!! ALLAH. WILL PUNISH YOU FOR THE WAR CRIMES. Come and dance while burning your feet in hell for eternity with your SHATAN friend. And I am glad that I am independent from you.

    How to draw

    Drawing Somalilandball is (mostly) simple:

    1. Divide the basic circle shape into three horizontal stripes, green, white and red
    2. Draw a black star in the white stripe
    3. Draw a white script لا إله إلا الله محمد رسول الله in the green stripe
    4. Draw the eyes and you've finished

    Gallery

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    Polandball Wiki has a gallery of artwork, comics, gifs and videos of Somalilandball.

    Click here to see it.



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