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    I am not a pirate
     
    Somaliland-icon.png Somaliland declaring its soverignty

    Somalilandball is a Iran-icon.png Iranian and Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Country self-declared countryball that also has a bad anthem is internationally recognized as a regionball in Northwestern Somaliaball. Somalilandball militias caused a separatist conflict with Somalia-icon.png Somaliaball, which greatly damaged both of them.

    Somalilandball has a population of 5.7 million people in its clay. Somalilandball was once recognized, but only for a week, and then it wasn't.

    Currently, Somalilandball isn't recognized by any countryball except Djibouti-icon.png Djiboutiball and recently Taiwan-icon.png Taiwanball and Ethiopia-icon.png Ethiopiaball, and has indirect recognition from UAE-icon.png UAEball, Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball, and Kenya-icon.png Kenyaball. He also has indirect recognition from UAE-icon.png UAEball and Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball.

    He's also less corrupt compared to Somaliaball, and even though he is still poor, his GDP per capita is $450 above Somaliaball, and he cant into starvation.

    History

    The Issaq, a Somali clan that were natives of the region ruled the Isaaq Sultanateball and Habr Yunis Sultanateball Somalilandball. Then since 1884, both of the sultanate were crushed by British Raj-icon.png British Rajball for a few years until being a independent protectorate on 1 October 1898. Unlike the rest of Somalia-icon.png Somaliaball, which was ruled by Italy-icon.png Italyball, was ruled by UK-icon.png UKball's empire during the colonial era. After WWII, Somalilandball was restored to Britain from 1941 to 1960. After this, British Somaliland-icon.png British Somalilandball, now Somalia-icon (division).png State of Somalilandball was merged with the Italian Somaliland-icon.png Trust Territory of Somalilandball to create a independent Somalia-icon (division).png Somaliaball. a decision which Somalilandball wouldn't regret until the 80's.

    Under Communist rule, an anti-communist group, the Somaliland-icon.png Somali National Movement started rebeling against the somalian government. A civil war that is still going on today started in Somali Democratic Republic-icon.png Somaliaball, which is why it became the pirate we all know and love today. As the result of the Issaq Genocide, Somalilandball made sure it didn't like being a pirate and declared independence on May of 1991. It is the only non-micronation with absolutely no recognition with the exception of some countryballs.

    Relationships

    Friends

    • Djibouti-icon.png Bestie - My sibling who calls me a role model for the horn of Africa.
    • UK-icon.png UKball - My good and true father who partly recongizes me unlike piratehead.
    • Ethiopia-icon.png Uncle - Thanks for recognizing me and helping me arm against Somalia-icon.png Somaliaball. I love you! But gib independence to Ogadenia & Harari Plox.
    • Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball - They let us have offices in their clay.
    • Kurdistan-icon.png Kurdistanball - My good friend in the Middle East who also wants independence! We both had genocides committed against us in 1988. I support you against Turkey. You go and fight.
    • Taiwan-icon.png Best Asian friend - Very wealthy asian friend who gives diplomacy. You are Real China.
    • UAE-icon.png UAEball - Recognizing passport and opening representative office in Hargeisaball, and we have office in Dubaiball. You unofficially recognize me, thank you so much!
    • North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball and South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball - Both of you are real korea's and three of us Hates Somalia for Diffrent Reason. South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball gave me Hyundai. But North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball is too friendly with China-icon.png Fake china i hope you two get unfified soon.
    • Belgium-icon.png Malaysia-icon.png South Sudan-icon.png South Africa-icon.png Tanzania-icon.png Kenya-icon.png France-icon.png More Passport Recognizers - THANKS FOR RECOGNIZING MY PASSPORT! I have representation office in South Sudan-icon.png South Africa-icon.png Tanzania-icon.png Kenya-icon.png these countries as well.
    • Israel-icon.png Israelcube - He recognized me in 1960 and said he can recognize me again, because I supported his peace deal with UAE-icon.png UAEball.
    • Italy-icon.png Italyball - Granuncle because it colonised my brother Somaliaball, but CONTROL THEM PLOX!!! But thx for letting me have office in Turinball.
    • India-icon.png Indiaball - A Friend from Indian Subcontinent who is also hates China-icon.png Fake Dimsum also I love your Samosas beside that Somalia-icon.png Issaq shit Banned Samosas.
    • Sweden-icon.png Norway-icon.png Potential Recognizers? - They allow us to have representative offices, hate Somalia-icon.png Somaliaball, but they can't recognize our passport....
    • USA-icon.png USAball - Now you see why you shouldn't have supported Somali Democratic Republic-icon.png this disgrace against my Ethiopia-icon.png Uncle. You betrayed him at the end and I like that. You are also kind of the reason why I am independent and my money is pegged to yours. He gave me an office in WashingtonDC-icon.png DCball, but my only problem with it is it doesn't recognize me.

    Neutral

    Enemies

    • China-icon.png Chinaball - FAKE CHINA!!! TAIWAN IS THE REAL CHINA!!! REMOVE JI XINPING AND MAO ZEDONG!!!!!!!!
    • Puntland-icon.png Puntlandball - Son of the source of evil pirate! Somali unity is not an option!
    • African Union-icon.png More puppets! - Why are you on Somalia's side. WHY DO YOU GUYS REFUSE TO GIVE ME INDEPENDENCE!!! YOU ARE THE REASON WHY I CANNOT ESCAPE THE PIRATE DEMON AND HIS PUPPETS!!!!!!!!
    • Iran-icon.png Iranball - YOU ARE A FLAG STEALER, China-icon.png FAKE CHINA LOVER, AND YOU HATE ME MORE THAN Somalia-icon.png MY EVIL FATHER!!! REMOVE KHOMEINI, KHAMENEI, AND CUT IT OUT WITH YOUR RIDICULOUS "☫"!!!!!
    • Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball - You are belong to Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball clay and you also being friend with Somalia-icon.png Issaq bitch.
    • Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball - I don't care if you recognize me, HOW DARE YOU SUPPORT SOMALIA!!! ALSO YOU ARE ITS FAVORITE MIDDLE EASTERN COUNTRY!!! REMOVE!!!!! REMOVE TURKISH KEBAB, CUSHTIC KEBAB BETTER!!!!
    • Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaijanball and Pakistan-icon.png Pakistanball - Friends of that Turkey-icon.pngSomalia-icon.png Bitches!!
    • Qatar-icon.png Qatarball - How dare you give weapons to Somalia and give bombs and supplies to him in order to hurt me?
    • Palestine-icon.png Palestineball - FAKE COUNTRY! You are just a part of Israel! But we are of kebab though.
    • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - Why did you being friend with China-icon.png Fake china and Somalia-icon.png Corruption father Remove Vodka!!

    THE WORST ENEMIES COLUMN!!

    • Somalia-icon.png قرصان شيطان - YOU CAN´T EVEN RUN YOUR OWN GOVERNMENT CORRECTLY!!!!! I HATE YOU! YUO EVEN DENY THE Isaaq genocide! You think you own me? You don´t. The only place you care about is your Frickin capital. Instead of governing your own country, you just destroy ships of other countryballs. HOW DARE YOU MAKE A GENOCIDE AND THEN DENY THE HISTORY OF WHAT HAPPEN. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. MY PEOPLE ARE SUFFERING AND ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS LOOT!!!! Apparently you would not let me have independence, but I am suffering to be a state of you. أنت تعلم أنني لن أسامحك أبدًالان ما فعلت بي الشيطان. كيف تجرؤ على مهاجمة أراضي إسحاق الصومالية وتقتل شعبي ثم تشكو من أنك انتصرت كل شيء. انت كاذب. أنت كاذب شرير.Can I become my own country? Is that too hard for you after you let go? You have some mental issues. You need to calm down and let me free! Can you stop with your recklessness and grow up! You will become the poorest and worst country on earth if you continue with your progress. That is why I want independence, so I can get away from you. Also stop bombing me!! IT is getting really annoying!!!PLEASE!???REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    • Somali Democratic Republic-icon.png Somali Democratic Republicball - ENJOY YOUR STAY IN HELL. Never forget the Massacre you did to me you terrorist piece of shit.
    • Gaddafi Libya-icon.png Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball - YOU CRAZY DIACTAR!!! YOU SUPPORT SOMALIA AND WANT ME DEAD FOR SUPPORTING THE WESTENERS!!!!! GRRRR I HATE YOU TERRORIST!!!! I SUPPORTED REAL LIBYA OVER YUO!!! Thank god u died...but it is sad how Libya became the way it is today.. just like my evil occupier
    • Ottoman-icon.png Ottoman Empireball - You helped murdered millions of my people, and helped the  Devilish State kill me!! ALLAH. WILL PUNISH YOU FOR THE WAR CRIMES. Come and dance while burning your feet in hell for eternity with your SHATAN friend. And I am glad that I am independent from you.

    How to draw

    Drawing Somalilandball is (mostly) simple:

    1. Divide the basic circle shape into three horizontal stripes, green, white and red
    2. Draw a black star in the white stripe
    3. Draw a white script لا إله إلا الله محمد رسول الله in the green stripe
    4. Draw the eyes and you've finished

    Gallery

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    Click here to see it.



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