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Somalilandball is a self-declared countryball that Iranian and
Saudi Country
also has a bad anthem is internationally recognized as a regionball in Northwestern Somaliaball. Somalilandball militias caused a separatist conflict with Somaliaball, which greatly damaged both of them.
Somalilandball has a population of 5.7 million people in its clay. Somalilandball was once recognized, but only for a week, and then it wasn't.
Currently, Somalilandball isn't recognized by any countryball except Djiboutiball and recently
Taiwanball and
Ethiopiaball, and has indirect recognition from
UAEball,
Turkeyball, and
Kenyaball. He also has indirect recognition from
UAEball and
Denmarkball.
He's also less corrupt compared to Somaliaball, and even though he is still poor, his GDP per capita is $450 above Somaliaball, and he cant into starvation.
History
The Issaq, a Somali clan that were natives of the region ruled the Isaaq Sultanateball and Habr Yunis Sultanateball Somalilandball. Then since 1884, both of the sultanate were crushed by British Rajball for a few years until being a independent protectorate on 1 October 1898. Unlike the rest of
Somaliaball, which was ruled by
Italyball, was ruled by
UKball's empire during the colonial era.
After WWII, Somalilandball was restored to Britain from 1941 to 1960. After this,
British Somalilandball, now
State of Somalilandball was merged with the
Trust Territory of Somalilandball to create a independent
Somaliaball. a decision which Somalilandball wouldn't regret until the 80's.
Under Communist rule, an anti-communist group, the Somali National Movement started rebeling against the somalian government. A civil war that is still going on today started in
Somaliaball, which is why it became the pirate we all know and love today. As the result of the Issaq Genocide, Somalilandball made sure it didn't like being a pirate and declared independence on May of 1991. It is the only non-micronation with absolutely no recognition with the exception of some countryballs.
Relationships
Friends
Bestie - My sibling who calls me a role model for the horn of Africa.
UKball - My good
and truefather who partly recongizes me unlike piratehead.Uncle - Thanks for recognizing me and helping me arm against
Somaliaball. I love you! But gib independence to Ogadenia & Harari Plox.
Denmarkball - They let us have offices in their clay.
Kurdistanball - My good friend in the Middle East who also wants independence! We both had genocides committed against us in 1988. I support you against Turkey. You go and fight.
Best Asian friend - Very wealthy asian friend who gives diplomacy. You are Real China.
UAEball - Recognizing passport and opening representative office in Hargeisaball, and we have office in Dubaiball. You unofficially recognize me, thank you so much!
North Koreaball and
South Koreaball - Both of you are real korea's and three of us Hates Somalia for Diffrent Reason.
South Koreaball gave me Hyundai. But
North Koreaball is too friendly with
Fake china i hope you two get unfified soon.
More Passport Recognizers - THANKS FOR RECOGNIZING MY PASSPORT! I have representation office in
these countries as well.
Israelcube - He recognized me in 1960 and said he can recognize me again, because I supported his peace deal with
UAEball.
Italyball - Granuncle because it colonised my brother Somaliaball, but CONTROL THEM PLOX!!! But thx for letting me have office in Turinball.
Indiaball - A Friend from Indian Subcontinent who is also hates
Fake Dimsum also I love your Samosas beside that
Issaq shit Banned Samosas.
Potential Recognizers? - They allow us to have representative offices, hate
Somaliaball, but they can't recognize our passport....
USAball - Now you see why you shouldn't have supported
this disgrace against my
Uncle. You betrayed him at the end and I like that. You are also kind of the reason why I am independent and my money is pegged to yours. He gave me an office in
DCball, but my only problem with it is it doesn't recognize me.
Neutral
Armeniaball,
Serbiaball,
Central African Republicball,
Greeceball,
Romaniaball, and
Myanmarball - FRIKIN KEAB REMOVERS!!! But we all Hate
disgraceful isaaq.
Enemies
Chinaball - FAKE CHINA!!! TAIWAN IS THE REAL CHINA!!! REMOVE JI XINPING AND MAO ZEDONG!!!!!!!!
Puntlandball - Son of the source of evil pirate! Somali unity is not an option!
More puppets! - Why are you on Somalia's side. WHY DO YOU GUYS REFUSE TO GIVE ME INDEPENDENCE!!! YOU ARE THE REASON WHY I CANNOT ESCAPE THE PIRATE DEMON AND HIS PUPPETS!!!!!!!!
Iranball - YOU ARE A FLAG STEALER,
FAKE CHINA LOVER, AND YOU HATE ME MORE THAN
MY EVIL FATHER!!! REMOVE KHOMEINI, KHAMENEI, AND CUT IT OUT WITH YOUR RIDICULOUS "☫"!!!!!
Kosovoball - You are belong to
Serbiaball clay and you also being friend with
Issaq bitch.
Turkeyball - I don't care if you recognize me, HOW DARE YOU SUPPORT SOMALIA!!! ALSO YOU ARE ITS FAVORITE MIDDLE EASTERN COUNTRY!!! REMOVE!!!!! REMOVE TURKISH KEBAB, CUSHTIC KEBAB BETTER!!!!
Azerbaijanball and
Pakistanball - Friends of that
Bitches!!
Qatarball - How dare you give weapons to Somalia and give bombs and supplies to him in order to hurt me?
Palestineball - FAKE COUNTRY! You are just a part of Israel! But we are of kebab though.
Russiaball - Why did you being friend with
Fake china and
Corruption father Remove Vodka!!
THE WORST ENEMIES COLUMN!!
قرصان شيطان - YOU CAN´T EVEN RUN YOUR OWN GOVERNMENT CORRECTLY!!!!! I HATE YOU! YUO EVEN DENY THE Isaaq genocide! You think you own me? You don´t. The only place you care about is your Frickin capital. Instead of governing your own country, you just destroy ships of other countryballs. HOW DARE YOU MAKE A GENOCIDE AND THEN DENY THE HISTORY OF WHAT HAPPEN. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. MY PEOPLE ARE SUFFERING AND ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS LOOT!!!! Apparently you would not let me have independence, but I am suffering to be a state of you. أنت تعلم أنني لن أسامحك أبدًالان ما فعلت بي الشيطان. كيف تجرؤ على مهاجمة أراضي إسحاق الصومالية وتقتل شعبي ثم تشكو من أنك انتصرت كل شيء. انت كاذب. أنت كاذب شرير.Can I become my own country? Is that too hard for you after you let go? You have some mental issues. You need to calm down and let me free! Can you stop with your recklessness and grow up! You will become the poorest and worst country on earth if you continue with your progress. That is why I want independence, so I can get away from you. Also stop bombing me!! IT is getting really annoying!!!PLEASE!???REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Somali Democratic Republicball - ENJOY YOUR STAY IN HELL. Never forget the Massacre you did to me you terrorist piece of shit.
Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball - YOU CRAZY DIACTAR!!! YOU SUPPORT SOMALIA AND WANT ME DEAD FOR SUPPORTING THE WESTENERS!!!!! GRRRR I HATE YOU TERRORIST!!!! I SUPPORTED REAL LIBYA OVER YUO!!!
Thank god u died...but it is sad how Libya became the way it is today.. just like my evil occupierOttoman Empireball - You helped murdered millions of my people, and helped the Devilish State kill me!! ALLAH. WILL PUNISH YOU FOR THE WAR CRIMES. Come and dance while burning your feet in hell for eternity with your SHATAN friend. And I am glad that I am independent from you.
How to draw
Drawing Somalilandball is (mostly) simple:
- Divide the basic circle shape into three horizontal stripes, green, white and red
- Draw a black star in the white stripe
- Draw a white script لا إله إلا الله محمد رسول الله in the green stripe
- Draw the eyes and you've finished
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