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Somalilandball is a
Iranian and Saudi Country self-declared countryball that also has a bad anthem is internationally recognized as a regionball in Northwestern Somaliaball. Somalilandball militias caused a separatist conflict with Somaliaball, which greatly damaged both of them.
Somalilandball has a population of 5.7 million people in its clay. Somalilandball was once recognized, but only for a week, and then it wasn't.
After WWII, Somalilandball was restored to britain from 1941 to 1960. After this, the Trust Territory of Somalilandball was merged with British Somaliaball into Somaliaball. a decision which Somalilandball would forever regret.
In 1991, a civil war that is still going on today started in Somaliaball, which is why he became the pirate we all know and love today. Somalilandball, however, didn't like being a pirate and declared independence on may of 1991. It is the only non-micronation with absolutely no recognition with the exception of one countryball, Ethiopiaball, and recently Taiwanball and Ethiopiaball. He also has indirect recognition from UAEball.
- Bestie - My sibling who calls me a role model for the horn of Africa.
- UKball - My good
and truefather unlike piratehead.
- Uncle - Thanks for recognizing me and helping me arm against Somaliaball. I love you! But gib independence to Ogadenia & Harari Plox.
- Liberlandball - Finally! Another countryball/or state who recognized me too!
- Kurdistanball - My good friend in the Middle East who also wants independence! We both had genocides committed against us in 1988. I support you against Turkey. You go and fight.
- Best Asian friend - Very wealthy asian friend who gives diplomacy. You are Real China.
- UAEball - Recognizing passport and opening representative office in Hargeisaball, and we have office in Dubaiball. You unofficially recognize me, thank u so much!
- More Passport Recognizers - THANKS FOR RECOGNIZING MY PASSPORT! I have representation office in these countries as well.
- Israelcube - He recognized me in 1960 and said he can recognize me again, because I supported his peace deal with UAEball.
- Potential Recognizers? - They allow us to have representative offices, hate Somaliaball, but they can't recognize our passport....
- USAball - Now you see why you shouldn't have supported this disgrace against my Uncle. You betrayed him at the end and I like that. You are also kind of the reason why I am independent and my money is pegged to yours.
- Chinaball - FAKE CHINA!!! TAIWAN IS THE REAL CHINA!!! REMOVE JI XINPING AND MAO ZEDONG!!!!!!!!
- Puntlandball - Puppet state of the source of evil pirate! Somali unity is not an option!
- More puppets! - Why are you on Somalia's side. WHY DO YOU GUYS REFUSE TO GIVE ME INDEPENDENCE!!! YOU ARE THE REASON WHY I CANNOT ESCAPE THE PIRATE DEMON AND HIS PUPPETS!!!!!!!!
- Italyball - He does not recognized my passport and why you Support Somaliaball!!
- Libyaball - i support you but you sided with loser!!
- Iranball - YOU ARE A FLAG STEALER, FAKE CHINA LOVER, AND YOU HATE ME MORE THAN MY EVIL FATHER!!! REMOVE KHOMEINI, KHAMENEI, AND CUT IT OUT WITH YOUR RIDICULOUS "☫"!!!!!
- Qatarball - How dare you give weapons to somalia and give bombs and supplies to him in order to hurt me?
- Palestineball - FAKE COUNTRY! You are just a Somali Puppet and deserved to get Anschlussed by Israel! But we are of kebab though.
THE WORST ENEMIES COLUMN!!
- قرصان شيطان - YOU CAN´T EVEN RUN YOUR OWN GOVERNMENT CORRECTLY!!!!! I HATE YOU! YUO EVEN DENY THE Isaaq genocide You think you own me? You don´t. The only place you care about is your Frickin capital. Instead of governing your own country, you just destroy ships of other countryballs. HOW DARE YOU MAKE A GENOCIDE AND THEN DENY THE HISTORY OF WHAT HAPPEN. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. MY PEOPLE ARE SUFFERING AND ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS LOOT!!!! Apparently you would not let me have independence, but I am suffering to be a state of you. أنت تعلم أنني لن أسامحك أبدًالان ما فعلت بي الشيطان. كيف تجرؤ على مهاجمة أراضي إسحاق الصومالية وتقتل شعبي ثم تشكو من أنك انتصرت كل شيء. انت كاذب. أنت كاذب شرير.Can I become my own country? Is that too hard for you after you let go? You have some mental issues. You need to calm down and let me free! Can you stop with your recklessness and grow up! You will become the poorest and worst country on earth if you continue with your progress. That is why I want independence, so I can get away from you. Also stop bombing me!! IT is getting really annoying!!!PLEASE!???REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Somali Democratic Republicball - ENJOY YOUR STAY IN HELL. Never forgot the Massacre you did to me you terrorist piece of shit.
- Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball - YOU CRAZY DIACTAR!!! YOU SUPPORT SOMALIA AND WANT ME DEAD FOR SUPPORTING THE WESTENERS!!!!! GRRRR I HATE YOU TERRORIST!!!! I SUPPORTED REAL LIBYA OVER YUO!!!
Thank god u died...but it is sad how Libya became the way it is today.. just like my evil occupier
- Ottoman Empireball - You helped murdered millions of my people, and helped the Devilish State kill me!! ALLAH. WILL PUNISH YOU FOR THE WAR CRIMES. Come and dance while burning your feet in hell for eternity with your SHATAN friend. And I am glad that I am independent from you.
How to draw
Drawing Somalilandball is (mostly) simple:
- Divide the basic circle shape into three horizontal stripes, green, white and red
- Draw a black star in the white stripe
- Draw a white script لا إله إلا الله محمد رسول الله in the green stripe
- Draw the eyes and you've finished
|Somaliland regions||Awdalball • Tug Dairball • Sanagball • Solball • Woqooyi Galbeedball ( Hargeisaball)|
| Somali regions
||Puntlandball ( Bariball • Mudugball • Nugalball ( Garoweball)) • Bakoolball • Banaadirball ( Mogadishuball) • Bayball • Galguduudball • Gedoball • Hiranball • Middle Jubaball • Lower Jubaball • Middle Shebelleball • Lower Shebelleball|
|Historical entities||Migrants from West • Sultanate of Mogadishuball • Ifat Sultanateball • Warsangali Sultanateball • Adal Sultanateball • Ajuranball • Geledi Sultanateball • Majeerteen Sultanateball • Harar Sultanateball • Dervish Stateball • Italian Somalilandball • British Somalilandball • Somali Democratic Republicball|