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    United Arab Emiratesball

    UAE-icon.png UAE

    The UAE-icon.png United Arab Emiratesball (UAEball) is a 8-icon (colony).png modern slave state really rich countryball that lives in Middle East. Its clay borders Oman-icon.png Omanball to the south and Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball to the east. The countryball is divided into 7 emirateballs, which are basically just smaller kingdomballs, including its capital Abu Dhabi-icon.png Abu Dhabiball located in the Abu Dhabi Emirateball, giving it a total area of 32,300 square miles, making it the 114th largest countryball in the world. As of 2019, it has 9.6 million people on its clay, although only 1.4 million are actually from the countryball, making it the 5th most popular human migration destination.

    Being a high oil-producing countryball geographically located in the Arabian peninsula, as well as having a majority Kebab population, gives UAEball the ability to join the Arab League-icon.png Arab Leagueball, GCC-icon.png Gulf Cooperation Councilball, OIC-icon.png OICball, and OPEC-icon.png OPECball. UAEball is also a major non-NATO ally, as well as a UN-icon.png UNball member like almost every other countryball.

    UAEball is often seen as one of the more peaceful countryballs in the Middle East.

    Its national day is in December 2nd.

    Even if UAEball is a rich countryball on the coast, it still has a problem finding clean water due to too much desert hovering up its clay.

    History[edit | edit source]

    UAEball was a sleepy fishing countryball until the oil was discovered. It is one of the best examples of what oil revenue can go to, as it invested back into the countryball in healthcare, education, and infrastructure. It became independent in 1971 and since then has only thrived. Its child, Dubai-icon.png Dubaiball has the largest airport in the world, providing connections due to its geographical location and political stability.

    Like its good friend Bahrain-icon.png Bahrainball, UAEball also can into pro cycling team: Team UAE-Emirates (sponsored by UAEball's national airline).

    Flag Colors[edit | edit source]

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Red 255, 0, 0 C0-M100-Y100-K0 #FF0000
    La Salle Green 0, 131, 61 C100-M0-Y54-K48 #00843D
    White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF
    Black 0, 0, 0 C0-M0-Y0-K100 #000000

    Relationships[edit | edit source]

    Friends[edit | edit source]

    • USA-icon.png USAball - Biggest buyer and fellow union. Former UK-icon.png British colony. ALSO MY BEST FRIEND! We both hate Iran-icon.png shitstain. Thanks for convincing me that Israel-icon.png Israelcube isn’t as bad as he seems.
    • Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball - My neighboring sibling! And my Muslim friend, we are related in many ways. It is very cool and used to inspire me until I got independence. It also made Arabic coffee and also an ally on war and we have both too much oil, but I still have more oil.
    • UK-icon.png UKball - Thanks for independence but get rid of Rule 34, please.
    • Nigeria-icon.png Nigeriaball - Oil siblings. Many of its tourists come from here.
    • India-icon.png Indiaball - I am of 40% curry, most of my population is Indian.
    • Pakistan-icon.png Pakistanball - My population is of 12.5% Pakistani. It is also cool.
    • Jordan-icon.png Jordanball - Likes cartoons as much as I do.
    • Morocco-icon.png Moroccoball - Nice friend. It hates Iran-icon.png Iranball, loves my channels and we both have dirhams.
    • Germany-icon.png Germanyball - Best friend. It gives a lot of nice cars. Gib more of your nice cars and never gib it to Iran-icon.png Iranball cause it is of very evil and is a danger to world peace.
    • Iraq-icon.png Iraqball - Oil rich like me. (But my oil is better.)
    • Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball - I have the second largest amount of OFWs in my clay because of this good friend of USA-icon.png USA. However, not to worry because it got a lot of happy Islam-icon.png Muslims in its country, I can into happy and working Christian-icon.png Christians especially this famous person.
    • Poland-icon.png Polandball - Despite the religious relationship from Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabia, I congratulate you for your 100th birthday! [https://youtu.be/xv4HdR1FUMI Also, how do you like my gift to celebrate for your centennial anniversary?
    • Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball - Best friend! I recognize its genocide and it had some of its people visiting in my clay. It also likes my towers and my coffee. And we also both hate Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball.
    • Artsakh-icon.png Artsakhball - My best friend's little sibling. Don't worry, I will support you with Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball to fight against Azerbaijan-icon.png this little Turkish puppet.
    • Albania-icon.png Albaniaball - European kebab friend who hates Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball as much as I do.
    • South Yemen-icon.png Southern Movementball - I will try to get you independent again.
    • Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball - I love your cheese.
    • Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball - Don't worry, I will always recognise and support yuo against Serbia-icon.png Muslim killer.
    • Somaliland-icon.png Somalilandball - Good Somali buddy that's trying to save the reputation of the Somalis. Don't worry, I recognize your passport and de facto recognize you by sending a representative to my office in your capital.
    • Rohingya-icon.png Rohingyaball - My kebab friend, I will save you from Myanmar-icon.png Myanmarball!
    • Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball - Another Southeast Asian kebab friend, it isn't as rich as me but has a stronk economy and the largest Muslim population in the world.
    • Syria-icon.png Syriaball - Oh Syria, My poor little friend, I decided to support you against FSA-icon.png FSAball, but Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball won't be happy, even thought I don't care if it will be happy or not
    • Israel-icon.png Israelcube - We decided to have relations since we have agreement with USA. I do let its citizens visit my clay. It doesn't seem all that bad. Plus, we both hate Iran and are allies of USA despite all of that. I am the third Arab nation to recognize it. I hope the rest of the Arabs forgive you for Palestine like I did.
    • Uganda-icon.png Ugandaball - Homosex removing guy! And we also both remove these LGBT-icon.png stupid gays from our clays.
    • Ethiopia-icon.png Ethiopiaball - I helped you to fight against these Tigray-icon.png stupid Tigrayans who wanted their independence from it. It says that I am its only friend in the Middle East. I wonder why?
    • Malaysia-icon.png Malaysiaball - Trading partner of south-east Asia. I once let it pilot my Emirates plane because it cannot into safe airlines. Also it can into elective monarchy and having most skyscrapers in Southeast Asia. It is currently building a taller building after Vietnam-icon.png Vietnamball beat it in 2018. And wait I knocked yuo down in 10-0.
    • Qatar-icon.png Qatarball - We were enemies first until we restored our relations after the crisis. So, we're OK now.

    Neutral[edit | edit source]

    • Kuwait-icon.png Kuwaitball - Happy National Day my sibling! I like it, wealthy like me and we also have skyscrapers. BUT STOP ACCUSING ME OF WORSHIPING Israel-icon.png ZIONISM!! I WAS ONLY TRYING TO MAKE A PEACE AGREEMENT!! ALSO STOP HATING ON MY Dubai-icon.png GLORIOUS CITY!!
    • Yemen-icon.png Yemenball - Do not of worry, we will free your clay from this.
    • FSA-icon.png FSAball - I used to support it when the USA Democratic Party was in power, but after the UAE Crown Prince MBZ took control of the real power, everything changed. After Trump came to power, MBZ can let the Assad regime and Russia and Iran go to destroy you, hahaha... still want to be free? Impossible, all the Syrian opposition will go to hell.
    • Myanmar-icon.png Myanmarball - PLEASE STOP MURDERING Rohingya-icon.png ROHINGYAS! Well, but at least you're against Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball and Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaijanball.
    • Eritrea-icon.png Eritreaball - I helped you with Ethiopia-icon.png Ethiopiaball to fight against Tigray-icon.png Tigrayball for the revolution. But please don't kill anyone else.
    • EU-icon.png EUball - I might be a future member of them when the Middle East becomes recognised as a part of Europe and I am a current member of their blacklist. There is nothing else I can say.
    • Palestine-icon.png Palestineball - I don't really recognize you that much right now, but get rid of Hamas and maybe we can be friends. Hamas is one of the reasons I recognize Israelcube for now.
    • Somalia-icon.png Somaliaball - He apologized for stealing 9 million from me, and we are on okay terms right now. I'm also accepting his refugees, but he still needs to know that I still recognize Somaliland-icon.png Somalilandball.
    • Finland-icon.png Finlandball - Thx for hating Iran, and is friends with Israel, BUT WHY DID YOU BUTCHER MY MUSIC!? REMOVE NOKIA!

    Enemies[edit | edit source]

    • Iran-icon.png Iranball - I don’t like you! Says that the three islands are its and I stole them! It only attacked when I found goods and he is the one who stole the islands from me. It is complete Shia and is not correct Islam! Infidel! Remove SHITa!! But I like your immigrants.
    • ISIS-icon.png ISISball - Who is this guy? It ain't Kebab! Someone remove this bastard pls!
    • Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaijanball - STOP BULLYING MY BEST FRIEND Armenia-icon.png ARMENIA, YOU TURKISH SON OF A BITCH! AND ALSO CUT IT OUT WITH YOUR RIDICULOUS "Ə"! I have you on my Burj Khalifa lights though.
    • Belarus-icon.png Belarusball - I also have you on my Burj Khalifa lights, which is nice, but here is something I need to say to you. Remove. Lukashenko. Fucking. NOW!!
    • Hezbollah-icon.png Hezbollahball - FUCKING Iran-icon.png IRANIAN PUPPET! I WILL NEVER LET YOU GOVERN LEBANON!!
    • Houthi-icon.png Houthiball - JUST A CLONE OF Hezbollah-icon.png HEZBOLLAH!! REMOVE!
    • Tigray-icon.png Tigrayball - No independence for you. I support Ethiopia against you evil war criminal. Even Eritrea-icon.png Eritreaball hates you!
    • Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball - Free Kosovo! You may be Palestine's friend but you will never be my friend!!
    • Western Sahara-icon.png Western Saharaball - A PUPPET OF Algeria-icon.png ALGERIA! YOU ARE Morocco-icon.png MOROCCAN!
    • Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball - Remove the terrorist Erdogan, plus the Muslim Brotherhood! And also stop bullying Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball and Syria-icon.png Syriaball!
    • Venezuela-icon.png Venezuelaball - OH SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT YOUR OIL IS BETTER THAN MINE! WELL GUESS WHAT IT ISN'T! Oh, but at least you are recognize Armenia-icon.png my best friend's genocide.
    • Algeria-icon.png Algeriaball - TURKISH PUPPET THAT GOT MAD AT ME FOR BEFRENDING Israel-icon.png Israelcube!

    Gallery[edit | edit source]

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