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    Korkma, sönmez bu şafaklarda yüzen al sancak
    Sönmeden yurdumun üstünde tüten en son ocak.
    O benim milletimin yıldızıdır parlayacak.
    O benimdir, o benim milletimindir ancak.
    Turkey-icon.png Türkiyeball singing its anthem
    The world is bigger than five.
    — Recep Tayyip Erdogan
    provided it does not interfere with sane reason.
    — Mustafa Kemal Atatürk
    Yes. Yes! We are not Arabs! The Ottoman Empire is coming back! Sì, sì, sì. I f**ked mother. This is Türkiye! WHERE IS GREECE?! OTTOMAN EMPIRE!!!
    Turkey-with-latest-ottoman-hat-icon.png Türkiyeball in its dreams
    Hello guys.
    Today we will show you of top 5 reasons (insert top 5 stuff):
    Turkey-icon.png squewe

    Türkiyeball, officially the Republic of Kebab Türkiyeball, commonly referred to as Turkeyball, is a countryball whose clay is situated in the Balkans and Anatolia, straddling the lines of Asia and Europe, making them Eurasian. The countryball has divided its clay into 81 provinceballs, along with their capital Ankara-icon.png Ankaraball, giving them a total area of 302,535 square miles, making them the 36th largest countryball in the world. With a population of about 83 million as of 2019, they are the world's 18th most populous countryball.

    Being a Turkic countryball, as well as having strong ties with the western world, makes Türkiyeball a member of the Turkic Council-icon.png Turkic Councilball and NATO-icon.png NATOball. As for EUball, its accession talks to the EU-icon.png EUball are frozen due to the many problems it's dealing with. Türkiyeball is also a member of the G20: the twenty biggest economies globally.

    Türkiyeball is often called "aggressive, nationalist" because of its actions towards many countryballs in the last two decades. Turkeyball is trying to find out where it stands in the world. It does not understand its identity. But it's learning!

    It became a member of NATO-icon.png NATOball on 18 February 1952. It possesses the second-largest army in the alliance after USAball.

    Its national day is October 29.

    History[edit | edit source]

    Anatolia[edit | edit source]

    Türkiyeball was born as a 2-icon.png 2ball. Anatolia is the inner region of Türkiyeball. The lands Türkiyeball is in have a long history. The oldest known "temple." Göbekli Tepe, in the world lies in Türkiyeball along with many other ancient sites designated by UNESCO. Among the first cities built in the world's history, some of them were located in Türkiyeball too, such as Çatalhöyük. The country holds many known ancient pieces of humanity's history to the fascination of many archeologists and historians. The Anatolians were the first to inhabit Türkiye. These people were the first to have split from the Indo-European 2-icon.png 2balls, and as such spoke the ancient Indo-European Anatolian Languages, which consisted of languages such as Hittite and Luwian. The first civilizations rose in Africa, the Middle East, and Anatolia a very long time ago, more than ten thousand years ago at the very least. They had a whole different world of their own, trading with each other and their societies functioning. Other human species such as Neandthalers were in contact with Homo Sapiens there too, and they naturally bred together, making us what we are now. It is also where farming was invented first, bringing on Agricultural Revolution to Europe. These ancient people traveled across Europe and taught the neanderthals and neolithic barbarians how to work stones and farm. They also built impressive structures that little survived today, such as Stonehenge in England and several versions in France and Spain. Some notable Anatolian civilizations included the Hittite Empireball, one of the first civilizations to use the horse and chariot as a mean of transportation. Eventually, after Macedon-icon.png Alexander the Great conquered the region, the Anatolian people and their languages were killed off and Anatolia went through heavy Hellenization. This made the region very similar to Greece. As such, it became a significant land for any Greek empire, and empires such as the Eastern Roman Empireball had their capital near Anatolia in Constantinople.

    The civilizations rose and fell across the long thousands of years, most of it lost to us, and they took over the area and lived in a state of anarchy for a while. Then they thrived and collapsed again. And so on until where our 'recorded history' begins.

    𐱅𐰼𐰇𐰰 Asia 𐱅𐰼𐰇𐰰[edit | edit source]

    The people in Turkey descend from many places and are truly diverse, yet most do not realize this. Anatolia was settled by many warring, trading, and neutral states. The tribes in Mongolian lands clashed with each other and the Chinese. These tribes fled from the rising Mongolian Empire into the Arabian peninsula across Asia. They contacted the locals there, who enlightened them and taught them much. They worked as mercenaries for them too. Before converting to Islam, their deities were the sky, moon, earth, and lands. Even animals such as wolves.

    Then the tribe split up into many tribes along the way, and one of these tribes went on to create an empire.

    Seljuk-icon.png Seljuk Empireball and Sultanate of Rum-icon.png Sultanate of Rumball[edit | edit source]

    In 1037, Seljuk-icon.png Seljuk Empireball was created in Turkmen-icon.png Turkmenistanball. They first started conquering counties and Iran-icon.png Persia. Then they came to Anatolia by smashing Byzantine-icon.png Byzantine Empireball in Byzantine-Seljuk Wars. Christian-icon.png Christians saw that Islam-icon.png Islam is being better and better every day, so they started Crusader-icon.png many Crusades, and some of them became successful, and others became unsuccessful. They wanted to have back the Israel-icon.png Holy Land which is in Seljuk-icon.png Seljuk Empireball's hands. Sadly its child, the Sultanate of Rum-icon.png Sultanate of Rum was removed by Mongol Empire-icon.png Mongol Empireball who found the tribes! It has been a very long time since they last saw them in Asia!

    Sultanate of Rumball became weaker and weaker, corrupt from within, and besieged from the west by Byzantine and the European Christian nations, south by Arabian and Egyptian countryballs, and east by Mongols.

    It nearly collapsed until one of the tribes, Kayi, rose and conquered the others and subverting the Sultanate of Rum from within.

    Ottoman-icon.png Mighty Ottoman Empire Ottoman-icon.png[edit | edit source]

    In 1299, Ottoman-icon.png Osman I after the death of his father, Ertuğrul, made Ottoman-icon.png Ottoman Empireball. They invaded Bursa, İznik, and İznit in 1326, 1331, and 1337. They also started to invade some Turkic Council-icon.png Turkic Beyliks and became stronger and stronger. They fought off and conquered remnants of the Sultanate of Rum too. In 1345 Keresi Beylik joined Ottoman-icon.png Ottoman Empire, which made Ottoman-icon.png Ottoman Army really big. Ottoman-icon.png Empire started to look at the Balkanballs with the change of the Sultan. They first go to Balkans by invading Edirne. They also crashed Byzantine-icon.png Byzantine Empireball which wanted to stop Ottoman-icon.png Ottoman Forces. They also defeated Serbian Empire-icon.png Serbians and Kingdom of Hungary (1000-1526)-icon.png Hungarians who wanted to invade Edirne. They also invaded Greece-icon.png Greece and Bulgaria-icon.png Bulgaria. They also had Akşehir, Yalvaç, Beyşehir, Şeydişehir, Karaağaç, Eğirdir and İsparta. Serbian Empire-icon.png Serbian Empireball tried to stop Ottoman-icon.png Ottoman Empire, but Ottoman-icon.png Ottomans won the war. Still, the Sultan was killed after the war. The next Sultan tried to take all of the Beyliks and make the Empire much better, and it worked as it solidified its rule. It did take a lot of Turkic Council-icon.png Turkic Beyliks. Timurid Empire-icon.png Timurid Empireball invaded Ankara-icon.png Ankaraball and captured the Sultan. Then Ottoman Civil War (1509-13) happened. Sultan's 4 kids, İsa, Mehmed, Süleyman and Musa fought each other. And the winner was Mehmed. Mehmed retook Ankara-icon.png Ankaraball, but lost the other lands when Timurid Empire-icon.png Timurid Empireball attacked. They defeated Wallachia-icon.png Wallachiaball and Kingdom of Hungary (1000-1526)-icon.png Kingdom of Hungaryball (1000-1526).

    The new Sultan, Mehmed II came and crashed Byzantine Constantinople-icon.png Constantinopleball with walking ships! .

    Mehmed also expanded the territories in the Balkans. It also invade more Turkic Council-icon.png Turkic Beyliks and attacked Aq Qoyunluball and Crete-icon.png Creteball. It also attacked Tatars-icon.png Crimean Khanateball. After that, they attacked Herzegovina and Kilia. After that, they had a war with Mamluk-icon.png Mamlukball in the first war, nothing actually changed, but in the second war, Ottoman-icon.png Ottomans defeated Mamluk-icon.png Mamluks. They also defeated Venice-icon.png Veniceball in 1499. They also also defeated Safavid-icon.png Safavid Dynastyball. After Yavuz Sultan Selim's death, Suleiman I ascended the throne. Ottoman Empireball thrived and prospered in its reign. Science, art, medicine, and more made great advances. Suleiman I invaded Belgrade-icon.png Belgradeball and Rhodes-icon.png Rhodesball. After that, it started a grand invasion of Kingdom of Hungary (1000-1526)-icon.png Kingdom of Hungaryball (1000-1526) and defeated the Hungarians. In 1529 it tried to invade Vienna-icon.png Viennaball but it is failed. The good thing is Suleiman invaded the Algeria-icon.png Algeriaball. It also invaded Baghdad-icon.png Baghdadball and Tabrizball. It tried to invade Sovereign Military Order of Malta-icon.png Maltaball, but it failed. Suleiman is known as the Magnificent due to the laws they made. It changed its Empire in many good ways, giving everyone more rights and justice, but sadly it died in 1566. But it expanded the Empire a lot. Its economy and architecture were amazing and advanced. The new Sultan has cared about the Seas. It attacked Venice-icon.png Veniceball to get Cyprusball. It also invaded Aceh and made Aceh Sultanate-icon.png Aceh Sultanateball. Ottoman-icon.png Ottomans had a war with Tsardom of Russia-icon.png Tsardom of Russiaball, and they failed. They also wanted to have Vienna-icon.png Viennaball, so they attacked them but failed again. The things are not looking perfect for the Ottoman-icon.png Ottomans as the long decline of Ottoman Empireball begins due to many mistakes its current and future Sultans make, dooming the Empire. Suleiman I and everyone else before it cry in their graves as they watch their descendants ruin and twist the ideal vision of Ottoman Empireball.

    After two centuries of decline, the Ottoman Empireball was outdated in many ways and regressed in other areas like the laws for everyone in the Empire! Everyone but the Muslims, especially Turkish Muslims, started becoming oppressed. The Sultans became dumber and made bigger mistakes. The economy is getting worse and worse by the wars with Safavid-icon.png Safavid Dynastyball and Austrian Empire-icon.png Habsburgball. Their regions continue breaking away with the support of Great Powers. With the Karlowitz Treaty, Ottoman-icon.png Ottoman Empire gave Poland-Lithuania-icon.png Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthball, Sovereign Military Order of Malta-icon.png Sovereign Military Order of Maltaball,HRE-icon.png Holy Roman Empireball and other countries a lot of land. They had a lot of Balkan rebellions and wars with Russian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball, it was too late for Ottoman-icon.png Ottoman Empireball to fix the mistakes it made in the past. European powers are thriving in the New World and Industrial Revolution. And with the World War I, the shadow of Ottoman Empireball ended. UK-icon.png UKball and its allies wanted to make Türkiye-icon.png Turkeyball really small and split their spoils among themselves. But Mustafa Kemal Atatürk didn't want this to happen, then the Greeks invaded with their untouched army.

    So starts the Turkish War of Independence.

    Turkish War of Independence[edit | edit source]

    Main article: Turkish War of Independence

    After the World War I, Ottoman Empire-icon.png Ottoman Empireball surrendered, but Turkish-icon-0.png Mustafa Kemal Atatürk didn't want that. So it went to Samsun and started Turkish War of Independence with the remnants of the Ottoman army. Then it went to Havza, Erzurum, and Sivas to rally and fight foreign occupiers and prevent their colonization.

    The Greeks aimed to carve out ample land for themselves on the western coast of Turkeyball and made a big push towards Ankara while committing many war crimes. They were only miles away from the new capital, Ankara. But then the resistance movement counterattacked and pushed them back very fast, all way to the water. The Greeks scorched earth everything in their retreat.

    Mustafa Kemal declared they would go to Constantinople to drive its occupiers out after defeating the Armenian and French troops. But the Allied Powers offered a new, very favorable treaty: Treaty of Lausanne. Because they were too tired for another war as the resistance movement had retaken the lands in the north of Syria and the west of the Caucasus region. At the time the Allied Powers offered the treaty, the resistance movement had managed to take back the said lands in what was known as Misak-ı Millî.

    Turkeyball went from very small to what it is now. Turkeyball is the only country to have successfully stopped the colonization and driven off the colonizing invaders as far as known.

    The Government[edit | edit source]

    After the Turkish War of Independence, Turkish-icon-0.png Mustafa Kemal gave the women the right to vote and many other rights, then it created the Turkish language. It was a dictator, but it was necessary to teach the illiterate, brainwashed peasant Turks and modernized Turkey through heavy labor by force. Finally, it reinvented Turkish society completely and democratized the country before retiring.

    Sadly, he died on November 10, 1938, at 09:05, and everyone became sad. But, grateful for what it did, they called it Atatürk, meaning the "Father of Turks."

    Then the Second World War came, and Turkeyball remained neutral because most of its male population died in First World War, just like France's. It was already dealing with violence in its homefront due to political tensions after Atatürk's death. Though many in Turkey felt more sympathetic towards the Germans than the Allied. Everyone tried to get Turkeyball to join their side and tempting offers. But Turkeyball did not make its choice known until the end of the war; it declared for Allied Powers then, no Turkish soldier saw combat.

    It joined NATO a few years after the end of the war. After that, there were many coups because the Turkish army saw the government becoming too Islamist and prevented the extreme Muslims from coming to power through force.

    When 21st century came, to make progress in the accession talks to EU-icon.png EUball, they allowed Islamists into the high levels of government. It was all very good; PKK stopped fighting, there was peace, everyone had equality, and the economy was growing bigger! Erdogan came to power democratically.

    It turned out to be a mistake when Erdoğan became extreme and replaced everyone with the loyal, even if inept, AKP followers, ruining Turkeyball's systems, education, and economy while polarizing its people and blaming all bad things on the others while taking credit for all good things. More than 95 percent of Turkey's media are owned by the state in the name of Berat Albayrak's family. They do everything they can to shower the opposition in a negative light and give them little attention.

    2016 Coup[edit | edit source]

    Although there was a series of coups before in Turkeyball's history. This particular coup was unusual. Less than three percent of the Turkish army was involved: around nine thousand soldiers, excluding officers, drivers, and pilots. Yet 1/3 of the military's top leadership is arrested, an astonishing number for so few soldiers. In all previous coups in the history of Turkeyball, the military was brought in almost entirely. But in this coup, it was less than three percent. Many suspect it to be a staged coup. Military leaders are meant to be competent and know many strategies and tactics. Despite that, they are apparently dumb enough to use only three percent of the military in a country of eighty million people. The main targets were Istanbul and Ankara. They went on the streets to "show off" to the public by driving through roads, blocking points like bridges on "one" lane, and holding at symbolic buildings. Reportedly, two jet fighters were trailing the airplane of Erdoğan but did not do anything besides asking it to land. Even as the plane did not comply, the jets did nothing. Suspicious indeed.

    Before this coup, Erdoğan's support and popularity were dropping heavily. However, after the coup, it had at least three times more power with the emergency law in effect and much more popularity and public support because it was seen as the 'righteous victim.' It is why some other countries were hesitating to support it because their own armies of analysts and experts were baffled at the 'coup' and unsure if it was a real one.

    Around nine thousand soldiers were involved in the coup. Still, the arrests made afterward numbered in hundreds of thousands from normal to important functions such as judge, lawyer, police, teachers and doctors, and so on.

    Most of them, if not all, have one thing in common: they criticize AKP's policies. Very, very few AKP supporters are among those arrested. Between 16 and 18 July, tens of thousands of arrests were made at an impossible speed just after the coup. This suggests that the government may have had the lists ready.

    Mehmet Dişli is the sibling of a former vice president of AKP party, Şaban Dişli, who is the confidant of Erdoğan. Mehmet was seen giving orders to its fellow coup plotters.

    It is unknown whether the coup was staged or a dumb mistake on which Erdoğan capitalized heavily to expand its powers and change laws in favor of its leading party.

    2023 Earthquake[edit | edit source]

    on February 6, 2023, an Magnitude 7.8 and 7.5 Earthquakes struck Southern Turkey, Causing 55 Thousand Deaths in Turkey and Syria.

    Flag colors[edit | edit source]

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Cadmium Red 227,10,23 C1-M92-Y99-K0 #E30A17
    White 255,255,255 N/A #FFFFFF

    Relationships[edit | edit source]

    • Albania-icon.png Albaniaball - Best Balkan friend! Turkey is one of Albania's largest investors and trading partners, being the main donor contributing to much infrastructure investment and development that strongly supported Albanian membership in NATO, achieved in 2009. (And thankfully, it is no longer like its old self.)
    • Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaijanball - Best friends and siblings. We call each other "kardeşim" (qardaşım in Azerbaijani), which means "my sibling." Also, I am not going to use that weird e because it's yours to keep :). Also, don't worry, I will support you against France-icon.png Hon spammer!
    • Canada-icon.png Canadaball - Best Western friend since 1944. Multilateral cooperation has grown through NATO-icon.png NATOball, UN-icon.png UNball and its agencies, OSCE-icon.png OSCEball, OECD-icon.png OECDball, and the Council of Europe. Through these shared ties, Canada and I are working together to promote peace and stability throughout Europe, the Middle East, and Central Asia. They have 63,955 Canadians of Turkish ancestry. I am proud of them. They also give me Massey Ferguson tractors. It isn't a Kebab remover, like other Developed nations.
    • Northern Cyprus-icon.png Northern Cyprusball - The only Cyprus and my glorious child! I'm its mentor and proud parent. (also true kebab) The gyro Cyprus sucks.
    • Somalia-icon.png Somaliaball - A really cool and epic pirate in which my parent once colonized. It is cool, and I feel bad for not having a government. I was the first country to start opening an airport in Istanbul-icon.png Istanbulball to its capital Somalia-icon (division).png Mogadishuball during its civil war to give supplies. Its women are among the most beautiful in Africa and in the world. It won every competition in beauty, and it deserved it; Hamilia Aden, very pretty. We also have Armenia-icon.png Common enemy. Yuo are my favorite African country. Love Somalia from Turkey!
    • Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball - Is of biggest kebab nation and also very close friend in relations! We also share similar military gear and both heavily support Palestine-icon.png Palestineball together! But why you hate Ataturk?!
      • Aceh-icon.png Acehball - Indonesia's child. Used to be Turkish clay.
    • Kazakhstan-icon.png Kazakhbrick, Kyrgyz-icon.png Kyrgyzstanball, Turkmen-icon.png Turkmenistanball, Uzbek-icon.png Uzbekistanball - We are from the same family, so they are kebab too.
    • Karachay-Balkaria-icon.png Karachay-Balkariaball, Chuvashia-icon.png Chuvashiaball, Bashkortostan-icon.png Bashkortostanball, Dagestan-icon.png Dagestanball, Tatarstan-icon.png Tatarstanball, Altai-icon.png Altaiball (Republic), Khakassia-icon.png Khakassiaball, Tuva-icon.png Tuvaball, Yakutia-icon.png Yakutiaball: Our Turkic cousins in Russia-icon.png Russiaball. They are the only part of Russia we like. Don't get assimilated, keep your language and culture.
    • China-icon.png Chinaball - Thank you for helping me out the most in the earthquakes. It is beneficial to have ties with it, though. Erdogan likes you but I'm also watching Xinjiang!
    • Taiwan-icon.png Taiwanball - As long as Western countries stop sanctioning on me, I promise to recognize you as a country.
    • Gagauz-icon.png Gagauziaball - Our Turkic sibling from Moldova-icon.png Moldovaball. Look how cute it is. Moldova treating you good
    • South Azerbaijan-icon.png Iranian Azerbaijanball - My Turkic sibling in Iran-icon.png Iranball . Don't worry, soon you will be free from the evil Islamic regime.
    • Uyghur-icon.png Xinjiangball - My Turkic cousin in China-icon.png Chinaball. I am sorry for what is happening in East Turkestan; I wish I could help you.
    • Pakistan-icon.png Pakistanball - Does not recognise Armenia as a country unlike me. Also helped me in my worst times. And the Scary Teacher 3D is made in Lahore. What an amazing game people play on phones and tablets!
    • Japan-icon.png Japanball - A good friend because, since the Ertuğrul incident, it was cared for by my martyrs. I like your Anime and Electronics! But you stole my kebab, but never mind, anyway. it also denies war crimes like me. I love it, hohoho.
    • Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball - Fellow genocide denier. (Yours was worse tho)
    • South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball - I helped it during the Korean War during the UN peace mission. You are free.
    • Kuwait-icon.png Kuwaitball - It is one of the best Arab Gulf countries out there! Many of its people travel to me and they are approving my culture. You are ten times better than UAE-icon.png UAEball.
    • Malaysia-icon.png Malaysiaball - We are friends even before you exist since my Ottoman-icon.png parent used to be friends with one of your Johor-icon.png sultanates who liked my women and stole use its flag makes us relatives. Its flag can be into crescent and star. It manages my airport in Istanbul. We had a good FTA, and it bought my weapons. Honestly, it is a better kebab than mine since it is multicultural. Teach me how to build a car, plox.
    • Mongolia-icon.png Mongoliaball - Is of non-kebab relative we lived together for a long time, in the good ancient(!) days.
    • Inner Mongolia-icon.png Inner Mongoliaball - Our Mongolic relatives from China-icon.png Chinaball. Don't get assimilated, keep your language and culture. One day, you will reunite with Mongolia-icon.png Mongoliaball, but don't tell China-icon.png Chinaball about this.
    • Estonia-icon.png Estoniaball - I don't even know who you are. Another distant Uralic relative who is Baltic you are better that Latvia-icon.png Latviaball, doesn't knows about me much well it also sometimes hates Armenia.
    • Hungary-icon.png Hungaryball - My closer Uralic relative, both we claim to be the true successors of Hun-icon.png Atilla Hun, both we have problems with that Romania-icon.png Vlad. Also, sorry for the Ottoman rule in your clay. Wait you made Central Asian tribe festival so cool! And we both have difficulties trying to ratify your Finland-icon.png sibling and Sweden-icon.png IKEA's accession for NATO-icon.png this guy.
    • Ottoman-icon.png Ottoman Empireball - I miss you. Don't worry, you'll come back real soon.
    • Algeria-icon.png Algeriaball - We have good relations, we are supporting the same side in Libyan Civil War, hope we can enjoy more
    • Bosnia-icon.png Bosniaball - Best friend. I turned it kebab long ago. They had (and having) some similar problems, and both had serious mining accidents in the same year. This makes both countryballs sympathize with each other and thus, forming a friendship.
    • Brazil-icon.png Brazilball - Wow, this guy is very good at soccer, and me too! I had several immigrants who went to this land of the HUE, and I want to get in the BRICS-icon.png BRICSbricks. Still, it recognizes the fake genocide, which I never did, fucking hell!
    • Qatar-icon.png Qatarball - it is my Arabic friend because it hates Saudi Arabia. But I help it and give Weapons against evil Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball. And Thank you for letting my soldiers into your clay. But could you stop building a canal to my beloved Istanbul and practice secularism?
    • Libya-icon.png Libyaball - Supporting UN-recognized GNA government. Libya is yours, not of that fake Vodka puppet. Why you recognise fake genocide?
    • Rohingya-icon.png Rohingyaball - Kebab who got removed by Myanmar-icon.png Myanmarball. Full support for you.
    • Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball - We are doing military cooperation, Crimea-icon.png Crimeaball belongs to you. I also support your NATO membership.
    • Georgia-icon.png Georgiaball - Of good friend and neighbor, Georgian minority lives in my clay. Also, it is the only route for Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaijanball's oil to be exported into open sea with Baku-Tbilisi-Ceyhan pipeline. Please tell Armenia to shut up. I support your NATO membership.
    • Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball - Helped them during Kosovo War. Would help them again if the same happened.
    • Poland-icon.png Polandball - Respectable friend, because it defeated me in 17th century at Viennaball, and from that moment Poland is a respectable friend. Moreover, after the partitions of Poland, I still draw maps with its old territories. Hence, Poland very much likes me for this reason. Also, have a great 100th Independence Day! (Sorry for mocking you in some kugeln.io match.) But why are you kebab remover?
    • Switzerland-icon.png Switzerlandball - Although you are Neutral, Thanks for Migros, Mayor of Istanbul just have met the founder of Swiss migros for organizing a sustainable food supply to the major population centers in my clay.
    • Macedonia-icon.png North Macedoniaball - We both have problems with Greece-icon.png Greeceball. also you changed your name in 2020.
    • New Zealand-icon.png New Zealandball - Fought against each other in the Gallipoli campaign during WWI. I now let it perform memorial services at Gallipoli.
    • Iraqi Kurdistan-icon.png Iraqi Kurdistanball - The only part of Kurdistan that I liked. No Terrorists and no problems.
    • Djibouti-icon.png Djiboutiball - Kid of Somalia-icon.png badass pirate friend.
    • Turks and Caicos-icon.png Turks and Caicosball. My secret child friend in the Caribbean and fake child of UK-icon.png this dude. Also, you have an island named Grand Turk.
    • Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball - Someone wantings clay in you.
    • Heunggong-icon.png Hong Kongball - Your people love me. In return, my tour guides can say Cantonese profanity.
    • Botswana-icon.png Botswanaball and Lesotho-icon.png Lesothoball - African countryballs who hates Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball as well, but I think Botswana-icon.png you hate Pakistan-icon.png Pakistanball.
    • Vietnam-icon.png Vietnamball - Thanks for making my kebabs popular in Southeast Asia. Also, thanks for treating kebabs well. I opposed the burger for invading them.
    • Germany-icon.png Germanyball - It has a lot of Turkish people in its clay. I am proud of it because we have had an old friendship exist since WW1. Historically and currently on good terms. Didn't like Germany during the past few years, but now we are deepening the cooperation.

    • EU-icon.png EUball - Please let me in, I've been waiting since 1963! (And don't tell me about refugees, my refugee population is more than North Macedonia-icon.png North Macedoniaball's population)
    • Ethiopia-icon.png Ethiopiaball - Friend who likes traveling to my country but I don't like that it is a very good friend of Greece-icon.png Beggar and Armenia-icon.png Crybaby. It supports me to join EU-icon.png EUball but it is a kebab remover but at least it hates Saudi Arabia-icon.png Wahhabi s***. I support it on its giant dam project.
    • Palestine-icon.png Palestineball - Islamists love it. Still, my secularists are suspicious of it because of its involvement with Arab revolt and PLO training PKK soldiers during the cold war. However, I still recognize and support it regardless and can into friend. But why does your flag show anti-Ottoman stuff? (Only the red).
    • Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball - We don't have problems IRL. Sorry for conquering Yuo But Stop Bullying Bosnia and Kosovo Plox! You told me you will never be in a Coalition against me. You really are one crazy country that hates Muslims. Why do you claim that I am racist even though you hate kebab? Hypocrite and an Islamophobe. We even gib you buses like Otokar buses.
    • India-icon.png Indiaball - child of that UK-icon.png colonial guy, nowadays friends now. However, I despise Gandhi for their opinions on my parent's actions. I know you have issues with Pakistan-icon.png Pakistan and Islam-icon.png Islam, but we cooperate a lot like in space technology. But don't hurt Jammu and Kashmirball, plox!
    • UK-icon.png UKball - YOU HELP ARABS REVOLT! WWI NEVER FORGET! But we are both in NATO and we both like tea nowadays, so we are good for now.
    • USA-icon.png USAball - We have to put up with each other because of our relations. I like the UK-icon.png Tea more than it now. At least it has a quality. Why are you removing kebabs? Also, STOP CALLING ME A TURKEY, YOU DOUCHEBAG PIGDOG!
    • France-icon.png Franceball - You are so disappointing. No matter what I do, you have to follow Marine Le Pen to oppose Turkey. Why? Anyways, we are half cousins, but you are douche. We were old allies during Ottoman Era, even older than Germany-icon.png Germanyball. Your culture was the basis for Kemalism, so you indirectly created us. AND LET ME INTO EU-icon.png EU.
    • Australia-icon.png Australiaball - Gallipoli campaign never forget! But I understand you were forced to do that; it's all that UK-icon.png tea.
    • Sweden-icon.png Swedenball - Why don't you want to be a kebab? Also, why are you so mean to Somalia-icon.png my friend? Why are you mean to your other kebab immigrants? Never mind, You love Kurds, so you're Not Welcome to be a kebab. Still, At Least You Recognize Palestine-icon.png Palestineball! YOU SUPPORT PKK-icon.png TERRORISTS, SO NO NATO-icon.png NATO FOR YOU! I have no longer listed you as a Kurdish terrorist supporter, so I give you a greenlight to join NATO-icon.png NATO. But plox do what I ask and remove that Islamophobia-icon.png Islamophobic ashole OR ELSE!
    • Finland-icon.png Finlandball - My Scandinavian distant Uralic relative, very alcoholic. pl0x teach me how to quality education. Thus, a resident in my clay turned its song Ievan Polkka into a meme. YOU ALSO SUPPORT PKK-icon.png TERRORISTS, SO NO NATO-icon.pngNATO FOR YOU EITHER! Same as Sweden above, I no longer listed you as a terrorist supporter. But boy oh boy, may I ratify you without Sweden-icon.png Isveç, caskdjamskcsjaks!!!
    • Bulgaria-icon.png Bulgariaball - We are good for now but gib me your coast because that's where ethnic Turkish people live and stop oppressing them or I will Anschluss you.
    • Venezuela-icon.png Venezuelaball - My inflation buddy new Ally BUT STOP RECOGNISING THE MOVINGS OF ARMENIANS AS GENOCIDE AND STABILIZE GOVERNMENT PLOX! YOUR CURRENCY IS EVEN WORSE THAN MINE! Why do I even have to export cheese from you?
    • Morocco-icon.png Moroccoball - We're kinda friends, but you hate Ottoman-icon.png my parent. Why are you still friends with Saudi Arabia-icon.png that traitor?
    • Arab League-icon.png Arab Leagueball - Some are good some are bad. I am not similar to them but raped by them in terms of language and religion; since I am secular, I don't care.
    • Romania-icon.png Romaniaball - We can into friends (and Kanal D) since we both hate Russia and stuff. It also gibs me Dacia Cars. But PLEASE STOP REMOVING KEBAB! AND I WILL NEVER FORGET FOR WHAT YOU DID TO MY BOYARS IN THE 15TH CENTURY! YOUR PRINCE NAMED VLAD THE IMPALER IMPALED MY BOYARS! YOU IMPALED MY SOLDIERS ALIVE!
    • Lebanon-icon.png Lebanonball - We both hate Imperialists, but it is an Armenian dog! I give you aid and pray for you. And also said that we will remove Zionists just because it bombed your capital?
    • Tunisia-icon.png Tunisiaball - Oh, look what we have here? Some kind of kebab removing wannabe who still hates me for occupying it for like 200 years ago. Maybe I should call you the other kebab remover. Maybe France, Italy, or Spain should have colonized you after all. Yuo also stole my flag.
    • Iceland-icon.png Icelandball - Defeated me 2-1 in Euro 2016. Please calm down about 1623. And I don't even hate most of your friends anymore. But we both can into friends since you recognized Palestine-icon.png Palestineball. We are also both into NATO-icon.png NATOball, and we both have embassies. Your place seems very cold, so...
    • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - We're good friends nowadays despite some incidents in the past but BLACK SEA IS MINE! I like your Tatar-icon.pngAltai-icon.pngKarachay-Balkaria-icon.pngKhakassia-icon.pngDagestan-icon.pngYakutia-icon.pngBashkortostan-icon.pngTuva-icon.png children.
    • Israel-icon.png Israelcube - We have decent relations but don't be too mean to Palestine-icon.png Palestineball please? But you like my Azerbaijan-icon.png sibling and we have a Iran-icon.png common enemy. soon we will repair our relationship and be friendly. Also, it just visited me.
    • Egypt-icon.png Egyptball - Sisi is not a president; Morsi is the legitimate president. But we are okay now.
    • Nepal-icon.png Nepalrawr - I made you reconnect to Europe! Your ferocious Gurkhas helped me too! But you were on the allies' side during WWI, but it's okay.

    • Greece-icon.png Greeceball - You of kebab remover and Kıbrıs invader AND STOP CLAİMİNGS İSTANBUL! Turkeytangle-icon.png or else I will revive great Ottoman! Turkeytangle-icon.png
    • Latvia-icon.png Latviaball - How dare you befriend Armenia-icon.png stinky Armenia, such shame! REMOVE POTATO!
    • UAE-icon.png UAEball - We saw its bigger tower in the world. It once opposed communism and supported FSA, But now supports the Assad regime, the Kurdistan Workers' Party (PKK), and Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball.
    • Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball - Is of pure evil, plus it supported Kurds although it is on a bad situation am glad that you're end now I'm not alone. But a lot of thanks for helping me at War of Independence and giving me Turkish land back and also gib me Armenian SSR-icon.png Armenian SSRball and Georgian SSR-icon.png Georgian SSRball i historical control those clays!
    • Syria-icon.png Syriaball - I had a HUGE PROBLEM with your immigrants *cough* ISIS-icon.png ISISball *cough* (nearly 3 million of them!) but we of seems to let them in whatever the consequences may be. Did try to Anschluss your Northern region recently, but we got into a ceasefire, so yeah, things are complicated. BUT NOT ANYMORE!
    • Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball - We both are bitter rivals because of the Armenian Genocide in 1915 THERE WAS NO GENOCIDE! Friends with Russia-icon.png Russiaball and a threat due to housing Russian military bases near the border. Also, I did not do genocide. SİKTİR GİT! HAVEN'T YOU HEARD?! BE KIND TO YOUR NEIGHBOUR! READ A DAMN BOOK OR SOMETHING! At least I recognize you BUT NOT YOUR GENOCIDE! Turkeytangle-icon.png If you keep saying it, well... Turkeytangle-icon.png
    • Myanmar-icon.png Myanmarball - That b*** kills and kills more kebab. All kebabs must cooperate and remove you. DEFEND Rohingya-icon.png ARAKAN!
    • Cyprus-icon.png Cyprusball - I invaded your clay so I can convert you from being Greek puppet to Northern Cyprus-icon.png my puppet which only I recognize and now you better deal with it. SİKTİR GİT! Turkeytangle-icon.png Or I will end you by myself! Turkeytangle-icon.png
    • PKK-icon.png Turkish Kurdistanball - YOU TERRORIST! YOU ARE WORSE THAN ISIS-icon.png ISISball! YOU HAVE KILLED TURKS STOP BOMBING AND TERRORIZING OUR PEOPLE! But seriously, the more you used violence against us, the more I DON'T want to give you any form of autonomy.
    • Rojava-icon.png Rojavaball - YOU PKK-icon.png PKK-AFFILIATED TERÖRİST! I WILL DESTROY YOUR EVIL TERRORIST HOSPITAL BECAUSE YOU ARE THE SAME AS PKK-icon.png PKK! GET OFF OF MY BORDER! Turkeytangle-icon.png OR ELSE! Turkeytangle-icon.png
    • England-icon.png Englandball - Yuo may hate that Armenia-icon.png Idiot but you knocked me 8-0 and it hates my entire of my cousins and my Hungary-icon.png Friends Family, especially my Azerbaijan-icon.png Sibling they did nothing wrong REMOVE TEA!!
    • February 6, 2023 - WORST DAY OF MY LIFE (Cuz of an Earthquake)

    How to draw[edit | edit source]

    Drawıng Turkeyball is easy:

    1. Draw a turkey circle.
    2. Color it red.
    3. Draw a star and crescent.
    4. Draw the eyes, and you're done!

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