|“||ET phone home||”|
— E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, ET phone home
|“||Let's put weird and weird together,
and make it even weirder!
Weird, weird space is
— The first ending theme of Urusei Yatsura, Uchuu wa Taihen da
6ball (also known as Alienball) is the caveball depicting extraterrestrials. There is currently no proof of its existence
besides crop circles. But Universe is so huge it's highly improbable that it doesn't exist anywhere. Whether or not it has visited Earthball is another question though. It wants Earthball for its next
Most of them reside in Area 51.
But really, some of them are friendly, others are evil
and some are neutral .
According to the movies made by USAball, the 6balls come to Earth to talk with the Earth's "leader", the USA president ... and only will attack USAball's cities, knowing that earth civilization centers around them.
The Problem is that other countryballs find that this is a complete lack of modesty of USA, because USA president is only the leader of ... USA. Russiaball and the other countryballs will probably have this reaction.
And the aliens probably don't see any difference between countryballs and citiesballs of the world (they have no prior knowledge of Earth societies). For example, the 6ball doesn't see any difference between New Yorkball, Tokyoball, Moscowball, Berlinball and Parisball. They will probably invade and destroy all of them, at the same time until Earth's countryballs upload a virus onto 6ball's ships and takes them out using only a biplane with a missile duct-taped to it.
6balls never calls the countryballs by their names, always calls them "Earthling" or "Terran", regardless of whether is a world power or an irrelevant micronation, as they don't really know about Earth's boundaries and territories nor do they have the time to figure out these territories.
But they can differentiate them by characteristics: "Earthling stuck on Earth" ( Polandball), "Earthling with sun shades" ( USAball), "Earthling with hat" ( UKball), "Earthling with Slant Eyes" ( Japanball),¨Earthling who is hungry¨ ( Ethiopiaball), "Earthlings addicted to RPG Games, Electronic Devices and Social Media"( Philippinesball), "Earthling that plays football" ( Brazilball), "Earthling on which others Earthlings play some game" ( Croatiaball), "One-eyed Earthlings" ( Sloveniaball, Slovakiaball, Serbiaball), "Drunk Earthling" ( Irelandball), "Earthling that likes nukes" ( North Koreaball) "Earthling with sickles and hammers" (Soviet Unionball) "Earthling that don't laugh or Earthling that like anschluss" ( Germanyball) "Our siblings who think they're Earthlings" ( Basqueball, Brittanyball, Cornwallball, Isle of Manball, Walesball) ... etc.
Also has been visiting Earth for a while
to help Naziball with its aircraft technology but never has been confirmed as detected.
It also saved the world from a nuclear war, but that Earthling with Sunglasses told that to the World.
It is believed that it also has Nukes
posadism anyone? and Radioactivity can't harm it, but that depends on the race or civilization it represents.
It also can represent all sentient life beyond Earth as there can be many different types of alien races and civilizations.
It often finds racial supremacy on Earth very funny and pitiful, for it has already mastered interstellar travel.
Relationships[edit | edit source]
- Basqueball, Brittanyball, Cornwallball, Isle of Manball,
Irelandball, Northern Irelandball, Scotlandballand Walesball - YUO ARE THE REASON WE ARE COMING TO EARTH ALL THE TIME, YUO ARE OUR SIBLINGS AND WE WILL BE REUNITED IN THIS LIFE OR THE NEXT! AND THOSE FOUR HOSTAGE TAKERS WILL PAY FOR WHAT THEY DID TO YUO! WE NEVER LEAVE A FELLOW 6BALL BEHIND!
- Acreball - My homeland. Its population are entire of 6balls.
- Marsball - I like to hang out over there a lot and I have a base there
- Ethiopiaball - Thanks for letting me spy on humanity, and I am also fluent in Amharic. When it crumbles, I will save you!
- Punoball - Wormhole to Incan embassy.
- Franceball, Spainball, UKball and USAball - HOSTAGE TAKERS! YUO WILL ALL PAY FOR KIDNAPPING AND TORTURING OUR LOST SIBLINGS! ONE DAY WE COME BACK TO EARTH AND ANSCHLUSS YUO! 6BALLS NEVER FORGET! Yuo was of RESCUING us, yay!
Torturer (especially Samsung) - Did this crazy bastard turn around?
How to draw[edit | edit source]
Drawing 6ball is simple.
- Make a circle (as always, an off-hand circle)
- Make another circle inside the first one, one-third or slightly less of its radius
- Write the numeral 6 in the inner circle
- Draw black, almond-shaped eyes
- Color the ball green, leaving the number mark white
- If you like, you can add antennas or you can put the ball in a flying saucer.
Gallery[edit | edit source]
External links[edit | edit source]
- Extraterrestrial life on Wikipedia
- Ancient Aliens
- Ancient astronaut hypothesis
- Roswell UFO incident
- Area 51