Crimeaball is a republic of disputed territoryball located in Eastern Europe, who is currently in Russiaball
Russiaball's
non-existent hands after Russiaball took him from Ukraineball and annexed him (Even though he promised not to, when Ukraineball gave Russiaball all his nukes back
so Russia is a liar). Crimeaball is making good relationships with countryballs around him, albeit a de facto part of Russiaball. In fact, more than 14 countryballs recognize him as part of
Russiaball's clay, while the rest of the countryballs in the world recognize him as part of
Ukraineball's clay because his referendum is regarded to be illegitimate and invalid. However, many countryballs like
Iranball and
Israelcube are issuing confusing statements on Crimeaball.
While Crimeaball was split from Ukraineball, the regionball is unsure about being controlled by Russiaball. In some ways, it seems Crimeaball isn't too fond of Russiaball either, but nevertheless, joined anyway. This would explain why Crimeaball at first tried to be its own countryball.
History[edit]
Crimeaball has a long history of being occupied by Scythiaball,
Achaemenidball,
Ancient Greeceball,
SPQRball,
Byzantineball,
Golden Hordeball, inhabited by
Crimean Khanateball,
Ottomanball,
Russian Empireball, independent as
Crimean People's Republicball, occupied by
German Empireball,
South Russiaball (
White Army State),
Nazi Germanyball.
In the 1950s, Russian SFSRball handed Crimeaball to
Ukrainian SSRball, after
USSRball died, Crimeaball became "independent" for a day, but offically joined the new independent
Ukraineball on 5 May 1992.
In 2014, the Autonomous Republic of Crimeaball
was invaded annexed to join Russiaball in it's
100% legitimate referendum. This pissed off Ukraineball who still considers Crimea as rightful Ukrainian clay. Many countries in the west such as
EUball and
USAball also say Crimea was illegally occupied by Russiaball.
On Febuary 24th 2022, Russiaball launched its Invasion of
Ukraineball using Crimeaball as a staging ground for its mass push into Ukrainian territory. Fierce fighting occurred from city to city leading to Russiaball occupying the east of Ukraineball's southern coast with only
Mariupolball managing to hold firm against a suffocating siege
Relationships[edit]
Друзья/Друзі/Аркъадашлар/Friends[edit]
Russiaball - Thank you for saving me dad! I have waited for this moment for long and it has finally become reality! I will always be with you forever.
South Ossetiaball and
Abkhaziaball - My Caucasian cousins and supporters.
Artsakhball and
Transnistriaball - Other supporters.
Indiaball - Supports me and Russiaball, curry stronk, but why you hate me for some reason!??
Kashmirball - he has a similar situation like me, we both wantings to be country's clay (in this case India for you and Russia for me). For that being said, i recognize you as India's clay.
South Africaball - The same thing I said to
Indiaball.
Philippinesball - Even though it abstained in 2018, it is friends with
Russiaball.
Duterte is the best president! And we both hate
flag stealer and it was yours.
Myanmarball - Recognize me also go and kill Rohingya's!!
Neutral/Нейтральный/Нейтральний/Эринчек[edit]
Franceball - He want us Eastern Slavs as rape victims of their psycho child Merkelreich, and only Russiaball can save us. Also, never forget Crimean War. But now he realizes that we living much better than earlier when we lived with Ukraineball.
Vietnamball - He is friends with Papa, but why do you hate China? And why you not recognize me as part of Russia?
Turkeyball - Best friend and also one of my brothers, but he does not really trust me because him and
Russiaball don't like each other at all and I am best friends with him and why do you support
Ukraineball who is not related to you!
Austriaball - My therapist. Although you recognize me as
Loser's clay, but you can help me on resolving my identity crisis. You said that I have a mental disability for calling some cityballs as other country's cityballs. Maybe he could give me a hand to cure my mental health.
Indonesiaball - He is
Russiaball's COMRADE for sharing weapons to him and my father apologizes to you for incidents plane crash in 2012, but please stop listen to
your damn stupid sibling to see me as part of the
CLOWN's clay and not of
Russiaball!!! Its son also hates me.
Hungaryball - Russia friend of Europe who wanted to to recognize but they cant recognize me because your
Spouse and your
Neighbour not recognize me as a Ukrainian clay.
Bulgariaball - Thanks being of friendly to
Russiaball and me. But why are you with NATO and EU and how come you don't recognize me as a part of
Russiaball?
Japanball - Thanks for my kawaii portraits although you don't recognize me.
Palestineball - Your diplomat expressed support for me, but then your embassy denied it.
Timor Lesteball - You tried to recognize me but how sad that
Australiaball forcing you to recognize me as a
Pig clay.
Ukraineball - My... evil, I mean... step-father. Our relations are complex, and he thinks that I am his clay. Why would you think that I am yours? I'm just in Russia just because I'm ethnically Russian, not Ukrainian. And stop caring
Tatarstanball and not me, make up your mind. If you don't want to be enemies with
Russiaball, just stop complaining about this, now most of the countryballs recognized me as Ukrainian, but not everyone! I don't care that
Soviet Unionball gave me as your present, after all these years, Russia "annexed" me is the righteous thing, and I felt cozy with him, I can't belong to you. (Sigh) Good thing he doesn't blame me for this, but still. I can't come back to you, however. Sorry... But I do not know what to say about this. Please improve relations with
Russia in the future. (See enemies list)
Enemies/Враги/Вороги/Душманлар[edit]
Ukraineball (From 2014) - STAY AWAY FROM ME!!!! Never again will I be of Ukraine!
Serbiaball - OKAY WHAT THE FUCK?! I SUPPORT YOU ON KOSOVO, AND YOU RECOGNIZE ME AS A PART OF
UKRAINE?! FUCK YOU!! VOJVODINA IS NOT YOUR CLAY! IT BELONGS TO
HUNGARY!!!
Malaysiaball - You're the reason why your brother recognize me as Ukrainian clay, not Russian clay. REMOVE NASI LEMAK!! And also, SABAH IS FILIPINO, NOT MALAYSIAN!!!
Romaniaball - This is why reason your Neighbour recognized me as a Ukrainian clay not Russian Clay also Transylvania is Hungarian clay, not Romanian Clay
Merkelreich - STOP SANCTIONING ME!
USAball -
Merkelreich's uncle. Same thing I said to him.
Kosovoball - You are part of
SERBIAN clay, NOT INDEPENDENT clay!!
Israelcube - I thought you were neutral to me, but you recognized me as an occupied territory of Ukraine and being temporarily occupied by Russia. FREE PALESTINE!!!
Ethiopiaball - Some stupid raw meat eating country, that recognizes me as a part of
UKRAINE unlike his
his brother, who recognizes me as a part of
Russia. Why don't you be like him?
Mecklenburg-Vorpommernball - FLAG STEALER!!
Sabahball - Same thing I said to Mecklenburg-Vorpommernball. You recognize me as part of
my evil stepfather, because I steal your flag huh? Well, you stole my flag first.
Soviet Unionball - Grandfather, BUT WHY YOU GIVE ME AS PART OF
Zelenskireich REMOVE KHRUSCHEV!!!!!!!!!!!
Countries that recognize Crimea as a part of Russia[edit]
Africa[edit]
Asia[edit]
Caribbean[edit]
Central America[edit]
Europe[edit]
Middle East[edit]
South America[edit]
Countries Voting Crimea being a part of Russia[edit]
Countries who recognize Crimea as a part of Ukraine[edit]
Africa[edit]
Asia[edit]
Caribbean[edit]
Europe[edit]
Albaniaball
Andorraball
Bulgariaball
Croatiaball
Cyprusball
Czechiaball
Denmarkball
Estoniaball
Finlandball
Georgiaball
Greeceball
Hungaryball
Irelandball
Italyball
Kosovoball
Latviaball
Liechtensteinball
Lithuaniaball
Macedoniaball
Moldovaball
Monacoball
Montenegroball
Norwayball
Portugalball
Romaniaball
San Marinoball
Slovakiaball
Sloveniaball
Spainball
Swedenball
UKball
Ukraineball
Benefslux[edit]
Deuatpol[edit]
Malta[edit]
Middle East[edit]
Central America[edit]
North America[edit]
South America[edit]
Oceania[edit]
Flag Colors[edit]
Color Name | RGB | CMYK | HEX | |
---|---|---|---|---|
Honolulu Blue | 0, 111, 178 | C100-M37-Y0-K30 | #006FB2 | |
White | 255, 255, 255 | C0-M0-Y0-K0 | #FFFFFF | |
Maximum Red | 219, 32, 23 | C0-M85-Y89-K14 | #DB2017 |
Gallery[edit]