|“||SOUTH AFRIKA FOREVEAR! NKOSI SIKELEL' IAFRICA!!!!||”|
|“||Never, never and never again shall it be that this beautiful land will again experience the oppression of one by another.||”|
— Nelson Mandela
|“||Tsamina mina zangalewa, This time for Africa||”|
Elon Musk South Africaball, officially the Republic of Waka Waka South Africa, is a very racist countryball in southern Africa. South Africaball's favourite pastime is digging deep holes in its clay as it is full of valuable minerals like gold, platinum, manganese, chrome, iron, vanadium, and diamonds. He can into farm with long name.
South Africaball is a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty) group formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EU.
South Africaball is also one of the newly industrialized countryballs, with the others being Brazilball, Chinaball, Indiaball, Indonesiaball, Malaysiaball, Mexicoball, The Philippinesball, Thailandball and Turkeyball.
South Africaball has a long history but didn't write much down until recently although there is a lot of Khoisanball rock-art graffiti everywhere.
During the iron age, the civilization of Mapungubweball also existed and they traded with the east coast and built huge stone structures because they were bored and it would confuse future generations.
In the 15th Century, Portugalball started looking for a shortcut to the far east and "found" the Cape, although it wasn't lost.
In the 16th Century, the Dutchball needed a lay-over to India and started a veggie garden in the Cape. Some Huguenotballs arrived as well, escaping persecution in Europe. They were very good at making wine so were allowed in, irrelevant of their beliefs!
In the 17th Century, Dutchball decided to make it a colony and make of moneys a lot with trade.
In the 18th century when Dutchball clay was taken by Franceball, UKball arrived uninvited and take over but not give of back to Dutchball when Franceball was defeated. This annoyed Dutchballs, who took their Huegnotball friends with and moved inland to become the Boerballs.
In the 19th Century, the Boerballs met the Zuluball and other 8balls and had a few hectic arguments. Boerball would close their wagons into a circle, pray and then shoot all the Zuluballs attacking. It seemed to work well. One of Zuluball sons, Ndebeleball, however, was causing his own havoc, chasing everyone around. Eventually Lesothoball hid in the mountains to escape all this nonsense. This is why Lesothoball now lies in the middle of South Africa, and why South Africaball looks like a donut.
In the late 19th Century, the Boerballs found gold and diamonds, and UKball decided they needed to join the empire. UKball brought Indiaball and Australia to help. This war is called the Anglo-Boer War. UKball thought it was taking too long to defeat some uncouth farmers, so started burning down farms and put Boerballs and 8balls in concentration camps. The Boerballs were finally made to agree that joining the empire was maybe a good idea.
In 1931 UKball decided to give independence to Canadaball, Australiaball, New Zealandball, Irelandball and, of course, South Africaball. All they needed was just to sign a document called Statute of Westminster. Canadaball and South Africa signed the document (Australia only signed in 1942, New Zealand signed in 1947, and Ireland never signed the document and said to UK that he was already independent since 1922)
South Africaball finally become tired of the monarchy (his government was like the government of Australia, Canada and New Zealand) and declared itself a republic in 1961.
South Africaball is one of the few African countryballs that have never experienced a coup d'etat or entered a civil war after the decolonization process, in addition to regular elections being held for nearly a century.
South Africaball learnt some silly superiority ideas from UKball, got it wrong and ruled by Apartheid (Racial segregation). Boerballs started acting like UKballs and 8balls were given their own countryballs to make living off of and were moved out of the cityballs in South Africaball which caused all the 8balls to stop talking with each other and be excluded from the South African society.
This is the main reason that South Africaball suffers from multiple personality disorder today. South Africaball is in therapy for this problem.
South Africaball also used to enjoy crossing its neighbors' borders without permission, especially those of Angolaball, apparently to stop communism from spreading. USAball financed this exercise through the CIAball "freedom outreach program".
South Africaball was the first country in Africa to build nuclear weapons which were of the taken by Americaball for 'safekeeping'. The 2ball's were of the very smart in South Africaball. It clandestinely tested two of them in the desert and then got caught by USAball, who was wondering where the huge earthquakes came from, oops!, After all that fuss South Africaball voluntarily gave them up as they had become obsolete. South Africaballs nuclear weapons were replaced by the deadly Vuvuzela.
With the end of apartheid, everyone in South Africa has gained equal rights (although many still complain about it), but the country has also been plagued by corruption in recent years because of a certain person who became the country's president. There have been also multiple attacks on the country's white farmers.
In 2017, South Africaball can now into winnings in Miss Universe for the first time in 39 years thanks to Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters. In 2019, South Africaball claimed its second crown in 3 years thanks to Zozibini Tunzi.
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South Africaball loves to braai (its like barbecue, but way better!) South Africaball belongs to the BRICS, the SADC, (basically all the neighbors, who crash the braai) and the African Union. South Africaball is also part of Commonwealthball.
- Weed Friends - SMOKE WEED! YEAH!
- Eswatiniball - My cousin. I believe you are actually part of me. By the way, what did you said, Eswatini, China said you will anschluss by me just because of Taiwan?
- Australiaball - BBQ buddies, is invited to the braai as he always brings excellent lamb-chops. All the 2balls want to move here eventually. (MY BRAAI IS BETTER THAN YOUR BARBIE!)
- Malaysiaball- A South East Asian version of me because he also have many different races such as Malays, Chinese, Indians and many many more just like me blacks, whites and many else and proof that many different races in one country = One nation.
- Argentinaball - Same As Malaysia but he is a South American Version of me but why you hate my father UKball?
- Ghanaball - Good friend which me and him are the co-founders of the the AU. I like coffin dance, and we also both can into space and can into rich! We also both hate Scam boi. He also invented pan-Africanism.
- Namibiaball - My stepbrother, I had to eventually give him independence, after UNball got upset.
- Mauritiusball - I spend my holidays most of the time there.
- Ethiopiaball - The founder of the African Union. The headquarters is located in Addis Ababa He is a very good role model for Africa. His Monarchy is filled with greatness and fulfilling power, and now he is the heart of Africa. My flag was inspired by his.
- Botswanaball - I think I'm a snob as they seem better educated, however I like to braai with him and laugh at the other SADCballs.
- Mozambiqueball - I enjoy him coming to the braai, but I don't understand anything he says. He all sounds like gibberish "selling cabbages?".
- Zimbabweball - I don't talk much about my cousin, who may have gone clinically mad.
- Japanball - I love bakkies (Utes!) and minibuses that are built by Japanball, so I allow those to come to my braai. Yo, ninja, go!
- Netherlandsball - Estranged father of me. Speaks of different language now but can still into understandings.
- USAball - BEST ALLY, OF COURSE, He buys all of my fancy diamonds.
Take that, my Elon Musk now richer than your stupid Jebb.
- Canadaball - Good friend, supported the end of the Apartheid, helped us in our development and in the fight against AIDS. We have a lot in common as our constitutions and the taste for sports.
- Russiaball - Are in BRICS together. I’m "glad" that you hate The United States! I don’t care what he thinks about you!
- Brazilball - Adoptive Brother/Cousin, we are powerful developing countryballs, both love soccer, and both are in BRICS together.
- Indiaball - Inspired me for revolution. He has many of its people in the klein town of Durbanball. They were both colonized by Britain but now are in BRICS together, DEFEND CURRY! Gandhiji became a lawyer in our clay and formed Natal Congress. We are inspired by his satyagraha. So DEFEND GANDHI!!!!!
I hate how dare he call us Kaffirs. also hypocrite.
- African Unionball - New and Improved African Unity.
- Indonesiaball - Brother colonized by Netherlandsball. His kebab hero (Sheikh Yusuf al-Makasari) who sent by Netherlands to My clay, was the 1st people who spread Islam in My clay. Thanks a lot! He send batik to my clay, our president love batik so much but why he hates drugs.
We both can into hating our minorities in our clay (SUHARTO BEST PRESIDENT)
- Chinaball - Largest trading partner and in BRICS together, DEFEND DIM SUM! AND STOP CORONAVIRUS!.
- South Koreaball - Best Korea, we both have "South".
- Cubaball - We really got along since the end of apartheid, I'm not really close to him but he's really nice I don't care what America says.
- New Zealandball - We both love rugby, but we had a bit of trouble in 1981 when my apartheid rugby team toured him.
- Greeceball - An amazing friend. Also, a friend of Russiaball, Serbiaball and Australiaball.
- Cabo Verdeball - Let me fly over his clay.
- Gaddafiball - Although he is a controversial ally, he's my friend because he supported Mandela while he was imprisoned. "Those who feel irritated by my friendship with President Gaddafi can go jump in the pool."
- Western Saharaball - You're a real country and I have no regrets recognizing you. This dirty expantionist will pay for what he did.
- Kurdistanball - We understand what you go through and tried to help you
- Venezuelaball -
vuvuzelaI recognize Maduro as president of him. But why yuo hate my friend USA?
- UKball - South Africaball has a love/hate relationship with his Step-father, UKball. UKball hasn't apologized for the concentration camps from the Anglo-Boer war yet or for stealing the Cullinan diamond.
- Philippinesball (Only in Miss Universe Pagent) - YUO THOUGHT YOUR ACE WILL WIN IN MISS UNIVERSE 2019?, THINK AGAIN! WE WON THIS YEAR ! AND NEXT YEAR YOU WON'T AND I WIN AGAIN! 2019 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE (ZOZIBINI TUNZI NO. 1) YOUR SONG FOR CATRIONA SO CRINGE! AND STOP REMOVING DRUGS, TRAITOR! But we can both intro G20.
- Romaniaball - Is of good friend and likes Pretoriaball but please stop hating Russiaball. He hates me and is my selfish Balkan ally.
- Union of South Africaball (
Evil Anschluss mode) - Ah, You fuckin' evil father who hates me because I'm black and I endorse pan-Africanism. Jokes on you, I am now have been prompted co-founder in THE AFRICAN UNION and it is because I get rid of you evil caucasian dumbass. Fuck you, Nelson Mandela Stronk!
- Organisation of African Unityball - Piece of crap. He never helped me in aprahead times. At least in the new union, I am in charge and enforce pan-Africanism!
- Taiwanball - Why i hate him?....oh yes, you're friends with HIM! AND YOUR CITIZENS ARE HONORARY WHITE!. THAT'S WHY I DON'T RECOGNIZE YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE, I LOVE YOUR BROTHER BECAUSE HE ALSO HATE MY D*CKHEAD FATHER!. REMOVE WHITE TAIWANESE! REMOVE FAKE CHINA! but at least we both can into trade
- Spainball (Only in Football) - YUO OF WINNINGS 2010 WORLD CUP (WHICH I HOSTED)?? YUO WILL PAY! REMOVE IKER CASILLAS!
- Tunisiaball - YOU AFRICAN MAGNET!!!
- Kosovoball - KOSOVO JE SRBIJA!!!
- Denmarkball - PM Helle Thorning Schmidt enough said.
- Finlandball - He hates me because of WW2!
- Nigeriaball - I am the best African country, not you! Stop accusing me of hurting your citizens! You even surpass me in terms of GDP in Africa!
- George Soros - i really hate you because you Being friend with My father!!
- Egyptball - Same as Nigeriaball. You're SO OVERRATED! and stop trying to claim your middle eastern to defend yourself... AND BEATING MY ECONOMY IN TERMS OF GDP AND HOW DARE YOU REKT MY COUSIN BY 7-1 AND 8-2!
- Lesothoball - You and that other little warrior are mine! GIB! SOUTH AFRIKA STRONK
- Moroccoball - Annoying country who steals my tourists and thinks that he's the best African country. Western Saharaball is a real country and you can't stop that from happening you dirty expantionist pig. Couscous is disgusting. Braai is better, you FRICKING BERBER SCUM!
- Yakko Warner - WHY YOU FORGET INCLUDE ME IN YOUR SONG?!
South Africaball owns and leases some other clay:
- Robben Islandball: used be a colony for sick balls suffering from leprosy and then a prison for Mandela and his uppity 8balls, now touristic attraction with museums.
- Marion Islandball: 2700km south east off the coast, where South Africaball conducts weather research and may have rented it out to Israelcube to test a nuclear weapon, oops.
- Prince Edward Islandsball (no, not the Canadian Province): birthday present from Stepdad. very cold with penguins pooping everywhere.
- SANAE 4: Research station in Antarcticaball.