|“||SOUTH AFRIKA FOREVER! NKOSI SIKELEL' IAFRIKA!!!!||”|
|“||Never, never and never again shall it be that this beautiful land will again experience the oppression of one by another.||”|
|“||Tsamina mina zangalewa, This time for Africa||”|
Elon Musk South Africaball, officially the Republic of Waka Waka South Africa, is a very racist countryball in southern Africa. South Africaball's favourite pastime is digging deep holes in its clay as it is full of valuable minerals like gold, platinum, manganese, chrome, iron, vanadium, new COVID-19 variants, and diamonds. He can into farm with long name.
South Africaball is a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty) group formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EU.
South Africaball is also one of the newly industrialized countryballs, with the others being Brazilball, Chinaball, Indiaball, Indonesiaball, Malaysiaball, Mexicoball, The Philippinesball, Thailandball and Turkeyball.
South Africaball has a long history but didn't write much down until recently although there is a lot of Khoisanball's rock-art graffiti everywhere. It should be said the Khoisanballs inhabited the west and the later Bantuballs came to the eastern clays of the country. The Khoisanballs were nomadic and hunter-gathers, while the Bantuballs were farmers and stayed in their place.
During the iron age, the civilization of Mapungubweball also existed and they traded with the east coast and built huge stone structures because they were bored and it would confuse future generations.
In the 16th Century, the Dutch Empireball had landed in Cape Townball and needed a lay-over to India and started a veggie garden in the Cape. so it had became a Dutch East India Companyball settlement. Some Huguenotballs arrived as well, escaping persecution in Europe. They were very good at making wine so were allowed in, irrelevant of their beliefs! The Dutch brought their slaves from East Asia. They also bought over Indians too. At first Dutchball was friendly to Khoisanball as they gained lot of money our of trading with the Dutch, but the Dutch Empireball gave Khoisanball a message it was staying their clay for good. After 2 wars, Dutch Empireball stole a lot of their cattle and put any prisoners on Robben Islandball. Diseases brought over later spread to Khoisanball and killed a lot of them, reducing their population to the north of the Cape.
In the 17th Century, Dutch Empireball decided to make it a colony. The Dutch expanded their trade eastwards into the Cape setting up the cites of Graff-Reinetball, this expansion lead to a decade-long war with the native Xhosaballs who still stood in the region.
In the late 18th to mid 19th century, Dutch Empireball's clay was taken by First French Empireball, so UKball arrived uninvited and take over but not give of back to Dutchball until Franceball was defeated. UKball had an interest in the colony as it was a handover to Indiaball, so UKball gave back all of Dutchball's children all except for Cape Colonyball who it know had ownership over. UKball was more forward to expanding in South Africa compared to the Dutch, so they brought many Britishballs to inhabit the clays of Eastern Capeball, leaving the Xhosaballs clayless with burnt homes and starvation after. UKball imposed laws that forced the Dutchballs to speak English. The British also denounced that the citizens could no longer own 8balls as slaves. Even thought they relied to the British to protect them from 8balls, this annoyed Dutchballs, who took their Huegnotball friends with and moved inland to become the Boerballs of Natalia Republicball and later Orange Free Stateball and South African Republicball.
In the 19th Century, the Boerballs met the Zulu Kingdomball and other 8balls and had a few hectic arguments. Natalia Republicball for example would close their wagons into a circle, pray and then shoot all the Zuluballs attacking (and it wasn't long until Natalia Republicball was converted into a colony). It seemed to work well. One of Zuluball sons, Ndebeleball, however, was causing his own havoc, chasing everyone around. Lesothoball, in the mountains formed its own clan under King Moshoeshoe against Zulu Kingdomball and convinced UKball it didn't feel like joining SA. This is why Lesothoball now lies in the middle of South Africa, and why South Africaball looks like a donut.
When the Orange Free Stateball and South African Republicball existed, they disallowed 8balls to vote, hold firearms, or leave their clay without a pass. They also enslaved 8balls to show racial supremacy and make free labour off of. This is the roots of racism in South Africa which lead to apartheid.
In the late 19th Century, the Boerballs found gold and diamonds, and UKball decided they needed to join the empire. UKball brought Indiaball, Natalball, Botswanaball, Lesothoball, Rhodesiaball, Australiaball, and New Zealandball all to help against the Boerballs. These wars are called the Anglo-Boer Wars. UKball thought it was taking too long to defeat some uncouth farmers, so started burning down farms and put Boerballs and 8balls in concentration camps. The Boerballs were finally made to agree that joining the empire was maybe a good idea.
In 1931 UKball decided to give independence to Canadaball, Australiaball, New Zealandball, Irelandball and, of course, South Africaball. All they needed was just to sign a document called Statute of Westminster. Canadaball and South Africa signed the document (Australia only signed in 1942, New Zealand signed in 1947, and Ireland never signed the document and said to UK that it was already independent since 1922)
South Africaball finally become tired of the monarchy (it was a dominion: its government was like the government of Australia, Canada and New Zealand) and declared itself a republic in 1961.
South Africaball is one of the few African countryballs that have never experienced a coup d'etat or entered a civil war after the decolonization process, in addition to regular elections being held for nearly a century. It was the first countryball to successfully do heart transplant
, something silly Aztecball failed to do .
When P.W Botha became president, South Africaball learnt some silly superiority ideas from UKball, got it right and ruled by Apartheid (Racial segregation). Boerballs started acting like UKballs and as for "reforms" 8balls were given their own countryballs to make living off of and were moved out of the cityballs in South Africaball which caused all the 8balls to stop talking with each other and be excluded from the South African society. This is the main reason that South Africaball suffers from multiple personality disorder today. South Africaball is in therapy for this problem.
South Africaball also used to enjoy crossing its neighbors' borders without permission, especially those of Angolaball, apparently to stop communism from spreading. USAball financed this exercise through the CIAball "freedom outreach program". South Africaball also interfered in Lesothoball when it became uppity and asked for more money for the water it dams and is used in Gautengball's heavy industry.
South Africaball was the first country in Africa to build nuclear weapons which were of the taken by Americaball for 'safekeeping'. The 2ball's were of the very smart in South Africaball. It clandestinely tested two of them in the desert and then got caught by USAball, who was wondering where the huge earthquakes came from, oops!, After all that fuss South Africaball voluntarily gave them up as they had become obsolete. South Africaballs nuclear weapons were replaced by the deadly Vuvuzela.
Eventually, the border war with Angolaball dued to UNball being more unhappy about the situation ended and South Africaball withdrew from South West Africaball in exchange for Cubaball withdrawing from Angolaball. The socialist party SWAPOball, declared Namibiaball's independence on March 1990.
In 1992, a referendum was held by president FW de Klerk to dismantle Apartheid, with the majority voting yes. With the end of apartheid, everyone in South Africa has gained equal rights (although many still complain about it). The country did even better when Nelson Mandela was released from prison to attend the 1994 elections, and it won the vote becoming president and completely dismantled the apartheid regime, but the country has also been plagued by corruption and violence in KwaZulu-Natalball in recent years because of a certain person who became the country's president. There have been also multiple attacks on the country's white farmers.
In 2017, South Africaball can now into winnings in Miss Universe for the first time in 39 years thanks to Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters. In 2019, South Africaball claimed its second crown in 3 years thanks to Zozibini Tunzi.
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South Africaball loves to braai (its like barbecue, but way better!) South Africaball belongs to the BRICS, the SADC, (basically all the neighbors, who crash the braai) and the African Union. South Africaball is also part of Commonwealthball.
- Federick Willem de Klerk - My last state president from my racist self, had passed away. Thanks for ending racism and freeing Mandela my friend!
- Nelson Mandela - My first black president. May god bless you!
- Weed Friends - SMOKE WEED! YEAH!
- Eswatiniball - My cousin. I believe you are actually part of me. By the way, Eswatini, China say to you just because of Taiwan?
- Australiaball - BBQ buddies, is invited to the braai as it always brings excellent lamb-chops. All the 2balls want to move here eventually. (MY BRAAI IS BETTER THAN YOUR BARBIE!)
- Malaysiaball - A South East Asian version of me because it also have many different races such as Malays, Chinese, Indians and many many more just like me blacks, whites and many else and proof that many different races in one country = One nation.
- Ghanaball - Good friend which me and it are the co-founders of the the AU. I like coffin dance, and we also both can into space and can into rich! We also both hate Scam boi. It also invented pan-Africanism.
- Namibiaball - My stepsibling, I had to eventually give it independence, after UNball got upset.
- Mauritiusball - I spend my holidays most of the time there.
- Ethiopiaball - The founder of the African Union. The headquarters is located in Addis Ababa. It is a very good role model for Africa. Its monarchy is filled with greatness and fulfilling power, and now it is the heart of Africa. My flag was inspired by its.
- Botswanaball - It thinks I'm a snob as they seem better educated, however I like to braai with it and laugh at the other SADCballs. Also hatings that Mickey Mouse ripoff
- Mozambiqueball - I enjoy it coming to the braai, but I don't understand anything it says. It all sounds like gibberish "selling cabbages?".
- Zimbabwe - I don't talk much about my cousin, who may have gone clinically mad.
- Portugalball - We are really good friends, we both have embassies in each other's clay and also recently my police arrested a Fugitive Portuguese banker! Wait...
- Japanball - I love bakkies (Utes!) and minibuses that are built by Japanball, so I allow those to come to my braai. Yo, ninja, go!
- Netherlandsball - Estranged parent of mine. Speaks of different language now but can still into understandings.
- USAball - BEST ALLY, OF COURSE, It buys all of my fancy diamonds.
Take that, my Elon Musk now richer than your stupid Jebb.But why do you hate Russia?
- Canadaball - Good friend, supported the end of the Apartheid, helped us in our development and in the fight against AIDS. We have a lot in common as our constitutions and the taste for sports.
- Rusland - Are in BRICS together. I don’t care what the United States thinks about you! But please, just because you say Crimea is Russian doesn’t mean that you have to try and anschluss Ukraine. I mean, really, if I were of you, I wouldn’t want to start WW3.
- Brazilball - Adoptive Sibling/Cousin, we are powerful developing countryballs, both love soccer, and both are in BRICS together.
- Indiaball - Inspired me for revolution. It has many of its people in the klein town of Durbanball. We were both colonized by Britain but now are in BRICS together, DEFEND CURRY! Gandhiji became a lawyer in our clay and formed Natal Congress. We are inspired by its satyagraha. So DEFEND GANDHI!!!!!
I hate how dare they call us Kaffirs. also hypocrite.
- African Unionball - New and improved African Unity.
- Indonesiaball - Brother colonized by Netherlandsball. Its kebab hero (Sheikh Yusuf al-Makasari) who sent by Netherlands to My clay, was the 1st person who spread Islam in My clay. Thanks a lot! They send batik to my clay, our president love batik so much but why it hates drugs.
We both can into hating our minorities in our clay (SUHARTO BEST PRESIDENT)
- Chinaball - Largest trading partner and in BRICS together, DEFEND DIM SUM! AND STOP CORONAVIRUS!.
- South Koreaball - Best Korea, we both have "South".
- Cubaball - We really got along since the end of apartheid, I'm not really close to them but you're really nice I don't care what America says.
- New Zealandball - We both love rugby, but we had a bit of trouble in 1981 when my apartheid rugby team toured it.
- Griekeland - An amazing friend. Also, a friend of Russiaball, Serbiaball and Australiaball.
- Cabo Verdeball - Lets me fly over its clay.
- Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball - Although it is a controversial ally, it's my friend because it supported Mandela while he was imprisoned. "Those who feel irritated by my friendship with President Gaddafi can go jump in the pool."
- Western Saharaball - You're a real country and I have no regrets recognizing you. This dirty expantionist will pay for what they did.
- Palestineball - We understand what you go through and I will always help you to be free. I’m glad that you really like Nelson Mandela.
- Venezuela -
VuvuzelaI recognize Maduro as president of them. But why yuo hate my friend USA?
- LGBTball - We're the first and currently only country in Africa where you can into our clay! Also 1/20/2003 never forget.
- UKball - My step-parent, whom I have a love/hate relationship with it. It hasn't apologized for the concentration camps from the Anglo-Boer war yet or for stealing the Cullinan diamond.
- Philippinesball (Only in Miss Universe Pagent) - YUO THOUGHT YOUR ACE WILL WIN IN MISS UNIVERSE 2019?, THINK AGAIN! WE WON THIS YEAR! AND NEXT YEAR YOU WON'T AND I WIN AGAIN! 2019 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE (ZOZIBINI TUNZI NO. 1) YOUR SONG FOR CATRIONA SO CRINGE! AND STOP REMOVING DRUGS, TRAITOR! But we can both intro G20.
- Romaniaball - Is of good friend and likes Pretoriaball but please stop hating Russiaball. It is my selfish Balkan ally.
- Ukraineball -Good friend, but CRIMEA IS RUSSIAN! AND STOP HATING RUSSIABALL YOU FU— oh wait, he is trying to anschluss yuo? Well in that case, I support you, and I hope you win against Russia.
- Unie van Suid-Afrika (
Evil Anschluss mode) - Ah, You fuckin' evil father who hates me because I'm black and I endorse pan-Africanism. Jokes on you, I am now have been prompted co-founder in THE AFRICAN UNION and it is because I got rid of you, evil caucasian. Fuck you, Nelson Mandela Stronk!
- Organisation of African Unityball - Piece of crap. It never helped me in apartheid times. But in the new union, I am in charge and enforcing pan-Africanism!
- Taiwanball - Why I hate them?....oh yes, you're friends with IT! AND YOUR CITIZENS ARE HONORARY WHITE!. THAT'S WHY I DON'T RECOGNIZE YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE, I LOVE YOUR SIBLING BECAUSE IT ALSO HATE MY D*CKHEAD FATHER!. REMOVE WHITE TAIWANESE! REMOVE FAKE CHINA!
- Kosovoball - KOSOVO JE SRBIJA!!!! NOW ALWAYS AND FOREVER!!!!!!
- Spainball (Only in Football) - YUO OF WINNINGS 2010 WORLD CUP (WHICH I HOSTED)?? YUO WILL PAY! REMOVE IKER CASILLAS!
- Vanuatuball -
- Denmarkball - PM Helle Thorning Schmidt enough said.
- Finlandball - Hates me because of WW2! Also your sibling Denmarkball was disrespectful to Mandela, so both of you piss off.
- Nigeriaball (sometimes) - I am the best African country, not you! Stop accusing me of hurting your citizens! You even surpass me in terms of GDP in Africa!
- Egyptball - Same as Nigeriaball. You're SO OVERRATED! HOW DID YOU BEAT MY ECONOMY IN TERMS OF GDP?!
- Lesothoball (sometimes) - You and that other little warrior are mine! GIB! SOUTH AFRIKA STRONK!
- Moroccoball - Annoying country who steals my tourists and thinks that it's the best African country. Western Saharaball is a real country and you can't stop that from happening you dirty expansionist pig. Couscous is disgusting. Braai is better, you FRICKING BERBER SCUM!
- Yakko Warner - WHY DID YOU FORGET TO INCLUDE ME IN YOUR SONG?! YUOR MAP ALSO SPLIT ME IN TWO!!
- USAball (rarely, regarding Russia)- While it is a good friend, it threatened to sanction me and told me to stop liking Russia.
WELL GUESS WHAT FUCKIN BITCH, I NEVER LIKED YUO ANYWAY!! REMOVE BURGER!
South Africaball owns and leases some other clay:
- Robben Islandball: used be a colony for sick balls suffering from leprosy and then a prison for Mandela and its uppity 8balls, now touristic attraction with museums.
- Marion Islandball: 2700km south east off the coast, where South Africaball conducts weather research and may have rented it out to Israelcube to test a nuclear weapon, oops.
- Prince Edward Islandsball (no, not the Canadian Province): birthday present from Stepdad. very cold with penguins pooping everywhere.
- SANAE 4: Research station in Antarcticaball.
|Members|| Brazilball • Russiaball • Indiaball • Chinaball • |
|Possible Members|| Kazakhbrick • |
||Botswanaball • Cameroonball • Eswatiniball • Gabonball Gambiaball • Ghanaball • Kenyaball • Lesothoball • Malawiball • Mauritiusball • Mozambiqueball • Namibiaball • Nigeriaball • Rwandaball • Seychellesball • Sierra Leoneball • South Africaball • Tanzaniaball • Togoball Ugandaball • Zambiaball|
|Asia||Bangladeshball • Bruneiball • Indiaball • Malaysiaball • Pakistanball • Sri Lankaball • Tringapore|
|Europe||Cyprusball • Maltaball|
|North America||Antigua and Barbudaball • Bahamasball • Barbadosball • Belizeball • Canadaball • Dominicaball • Grenadaball •|
|Oceania||Australiaball • Fijiball • Kiribatiball • Nauruball • New Zealandball • Papua New Guineaball • Samoaball • Solomon Islandsball • Tongaball • Tuvaluball • Vanuatuball|
|Former members||Irelandball (1931-1949) • Maldivesball (1965-2016) • Zimbabweball (1980-2003)|