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    8-icon.png 8ball doesn't have a favorite number is a Battle for Dream Island contestant the worst season of Game of Thrones a Caveball that represents historical Africans, African tribes without a flag, and sometimes descendants of Africans and appears in some comics. It often gets Anschlussed by everyone with civilization more modern. It is the eyes of Chad-icon.png Chadball. This is so Chadball and Romania-icon.png Romaniaball don't get mixed up.

    History

    Monotheistic religions (Jews, Christians and Muslims) believe that he is a pig leg Ham, one of Noah's sons.

    8ball was always known. Its homeland was the origin of all other balls. It has created several kingdoms that produced years of gold such as the Ghana Empire-icon.png Ghana Empireball, Mali Empire-icon.png Mali Empireball, Kingdom of Zimbabwe-icon.png Kingdom of Mapungubweball, and the kingdoms with long history like Kingdom of Aksum-icon.png Kingdom of Aksumball, the Kanem-Bornu Empire-icon.png Kanem-Bornu Empireball, and kingdoms dependent on trade such as Kingdom of Congo-icon.png Kingdom of Kongoball, Czech SR-icon.png Merina Kingdomball, Ashanti Empire-icon.png Ashanti Empireball, Songhai Empire-icon.png Songhai Empireball, and the Kingdom of Dahomey-icon.png Kingdom of Dahomeyball.

    But it started to be enslaved by 2-icon.pngIslam-icon.png other balls because these balls said it was "stronk yet uncivilized". When Europe realized that if it invaded Africa, it would always have slaves, it started the colonization of Africa. The British Empire-icon.pngFrance-icon.pngPortugal-icon.pngGerman Empire-icon.png Scramble for Africa Kingdom of Italy-icon.pngSpain-icon.pngBelgium-icon.png took far extent for this. Even though slavery would be declared banned by many Europeanballs and later by countryballs in the Americas, forced labour, mistreatment, and the inability of 8balls to be free in colonial Africa would be considered "slavery under a new name".

    It ended after WWII when 8balls arose and understood that Europe isn't good for it. Some revolted violently, others try to be peaceful enough to host elections. So, its clays became independent from Europe but still suffering in different ways; poverty, neocolonialism, looking at you, Franceball! and dictatorships backed by stinky Westerners.

    Now, it practices responding to people with African languages instead of the ones spoken by its colonizers. It plays lots of basketball and hates literally anyone who think it has a low IQ. It really likes to make click sounds too.

    Relationships

    Friends

    • 3-icon.png 3ball - Was also oppressed and enslaved by Europeans too. What a shame.
      • Austria-icon.png Dr. Österreich: Since ich am not about causing wars anymore, ich would like to mention something here to reduce racism and achieve world peace. Plox stop using the word "Europeans" when talking about slavery. What have clays like Ireland-icon.png Irland, Estonia-icon.png Estland, Romania-icon.png Rumänien, Croatia-icon.png Kroatien or Poland-icon.png Polen done to you? Poland-icon.png Polen even helped Haiti-icon.png yuor descendant against France-icon.png Frankreich! Plox blame this on the countryballs who had slaves, but not on all Europeans. Many nations such as the Bono State, Ashanti of present-day Ghana-icon.png Ghana and the Yoruba of present-day Nigeria-icon.png Nigeria were involved in slave-trading. Groups such as the Imbangala of Angola-icon.png Angola and the Nyamwezi of Tanzania-icon.png Tansania would serve as intermediaries or roving bands, waging war on African states to capture people for export as slaves. Plox stop it with 2-icon.png 2ball = bad, this is hypocritical.
    • Rwanda-icon.png Rwandaball, Nigeria-icon.png Nigeriaball and Botswana-icon.png Botswanaball - African countries that can into rich.
    • Venezuela-icon.png Venezuelaball - Its former president can into my descendant.

    Neutral

    • USA-icon.png USAball - Dunno ma man, first ya brought us as slaves and then ya exploited us so long for cotton, was a racist towards us for a long time, and had your KKK-icon.png Ku Klux Klan come after us. It gave us guns to help defeat CSA-icon.png dat racist. You've given us equal rights now so I forgive ya ma man, but please tell Texas-icon.pngArkansas-icon.pngNorthCarolina-icon.pngMississippi-icon.pngAlabama-icon.png some of your kids to stop being so racist. Four of your police also killed George Floyd... At least now we're cool since Donald Trump-icon.png TRUMP is gone. Don't forget we changed your music and gave you amazing singers like George W. Johnson, Louis Armstrong, Ella Fitzgerald, James Brown, Marvin Gaye, Stevie Wonder, Ray Charles, Bill Withers, Michael and Janet Jackson, Prince, Whitney Houston, Tupac, Aaliyah, Missy Elliott, Mariah Carey, Kelis, Ye (Kanye West), Usher, Chris Brown, Beyoncé, Ciara, Snoop Dogg, XXXTentacion, Kendrick Lamar, SZA, Normani, Chloe x Halle, Summer Walker, Ari Lennox, Lil Nas X, Khalid and Juice WRLD. Also, thank goodness you banished that 8-icon.png fake 8ball to eternal math. But remember '92!
    • Israel-icon.png Israelcube - I guess we are fine, but why were you racist towards Ethiopia-icon Cube.png him in the past?
    • UK-icon.png UKball - AJ Tracey and Stormzy came from here! But apologize for colonialism and stealing African treasures plox.
    • Cape Verde-icon.png Cabo Verdeball - My descendant who is 44% European. Formerly did slave trade, too. I hate that, but yuor democracy and economy makes me proud. Mixed feelings. And stop killing Caribbeans with bad weather.

    Enemies

    Anyone that has been racist towards it, or treated it like a slave including:

    • CSA-icon.png CSAball - You damned racist! You treated us like animals and you're the worst to us in the world. You shouldn't use us because of the colour of our skin! You have remaining groups similar to you like the KKK-icon.png KKK! I WISH YOU NEVER EXISTED... RACIST! Thanks for killing CSA-icon.png CSAball, USA-icon.png USAball!
    • Union of South Africa-icon.png Union of South Africaball - OPPRESSING US ON OUR OWN HOMELAND?! SERIOUSLY! I'm glad your South Africa-icon.png anti-rascist child overthrew you and your stupid system! MEANIE!
    • Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball - YOU'RE JUST AS BAD AS CSA-icon.png DIXIE! You accuse me of "raping" your women and converting them to "non-Aryans!" Under this horrid regime, we can't even play jazz music without being sent to sterilization camps! You treated us almost, if not the same way you treated Jew-icon.png Jewcubes! YOU'RE EXTREMELY RACIST! Leave us alone and get away from us! EXTREMIST! Even though some 8-icon.png were fighting WITH YOU... something I will never fully understand.
    • Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball - IS OF DISGUSTING! CONGO NEVER FORGET! YOU ARE LITERALLY WORSE THAN THE NAZIS, SO KEEP YOUR HAND FETISH AWAY! REMOVE WAFFLE! * Angry clicking noises*
      • Belgium-icon.png: Leopold did that! I did not order that!
    • France-icon.png Franceball (not really) - FIRST, YOU COLONZIE US, THEN YOU STEAL OUR GOLD AND ANCESTORS VALUABLE STATUES AND YOU HELP ASSASSINATE Thomas Sankara-icon.png SANKARA, Togo-icon.png SYLAANUS, Muammar Gaddafi-icon.png HERO GADDAFI?! * ANGRY CLICKING NOISES*

    How to draw

    Drawing 8ball is simple.

    1. After drawing base circle shape, color it of black like this.
    2. Draw inside a small white circle with a black 8.
    3. Add eyes, and you've finished.

    Gallery

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    Polandball Wiki has a gallery of artwork, comics, gifs and videos of 8ball.

    Click here to see it.


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