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    Kenyaball, officially the Republic of Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas Kenyaball, is a countryball in East Africa. He is known for having the best anthem in Africa to be "The birthplace of Humanity", because some historians believe the human race started within his land (Ethiopia-icon.png Ethiopiaball disagrees). He can into lions, safaris, and into tourist monies which also made him quite rich and much more relevant than his neighbors (his clay was the site of the third season of Survivor).

    It is also the famous place of the Walt Disney movie “The Lion King”. (Although for that one Tanzania-icon.png Tanzaniaball disagrees)

    History

    Kenyaball is a fairly somewhat new country, but the people on its clay date back to a long time. In fact, it was probably here where the ancestor of all balls originated. Fossils of balls can be found here, dating from 350,000 to 2.5 million years ago. This is why Kenyaball is known as the "birthplace of humanity". Eventually, Bantuballs and balls of Nilotic origin immigrated to Kenyaball's clay, where they became many different ethnic groups. Today, ethnic groups of Bantuball origin are the Luhyaball, Kambaball, and more, while balls of Nilotic origin are the Samburuball, Turkanaball, and many more, perhaps the most famous, the Maasaiball.

    City states in the Swahili coast such as Malindi Kingdomball and Mombasa-icon.png Mombasaball have seen effective trading ports, however Kingdom of Portugalball's and Kilwa Sultanateball interference had slow down the economic of the cities.

    These nations mostly lived in peace, until Europeanballs came in 1888. Germanyball had an interest in its clay, and colonized him, but decided to give it to UKball instead. Kenyaball was first named British Kenya-icon.png British East Africaball, then British Kenya-icon.png British Kenyaball. After building the Kenya-Uganda Railway (and getting attacked by hungry lions), Britain sent started growing tea and coffee there, which made him rich, but British Kenyaball didn't get any profits, and could not into rich. Then, Kenyaball started the Mau Mau Uprising, to try to kick Britainball out, so it could into independent, but it failed. After the Uprising though, in 1963, Kenyaball became fully independent, since Britainball did not want any more uprisings. After that, Kenyaball started into safaris and tourist monies. But, Kenyaball was very unstable, and could not always into democracy and free elections. Today, Kenyaball is democratic, and can into tourism but there is still a lot of poverty and corruption on his clay. but his brothers can into helpings him with poverty.

    Kenyaball can also into middle-distance and long-distance running, he is really good at it. He also once sent a hockey team to Canada-icon.png Canadaball, and one of the greatest road cyclists of the modern era was born on his clay (though he races for UK-icon.png UKball).

    Relationships/Mahusiano

    Friends/Marafiki

    • UK-icon.png UKball - He used to colonize me before. But yuo killed my people! But still, thanks for your SAS Operator who helped Kenyan Hostages in the 2019 Nairobi Attack.
    • USA-icon.png USAball - Your 44th president is of Kenyan descent! We have always been good friends.
    • Somaliland-icon.png Somalilandball - I support you against my worst enemy, as long as we maintain unofficial relations. Recently I decided to allow flights between our capital cities.
    • Tanzania-icon.png Tanzaniaball - My best friend! We can into safaris and touristmonies! The Lion King iS MY MOVIE THOUGH!!!
    • Uganda-icon.png Ugandaball - Poor brother who cannot speak Swahili as I do. We are good trading partners.
    • China-icon.png Chinaball - Good trading partners. But yuo will pay for COVID-19 outbreak.
    • Ethiopia-icon.png Ethiopiaball - Neighbour and friend. We both like to run. I feel quite bad for him since he is landlocked and he have some crazy neighboors. We both hate that Somalia-icon.png STUPID PIRATE. I AM THE LAND OR ORIGINS AND YOU NEED TO ADMIT IT!!!! I AM HUMANITY NOT SOME APE'S WORLD FROM 3 MILLION YEARS AGO!!! I also support him against Egypt-icon.png El Sisi in his river the blue Nile.
    • Japan-icon.png Japanball - Thank you for launching my satellite model for during in 2018 scientific experiment.
    • UAE-icon.png UAEball - We helped Ethiopia-icon.png our neighbor to fight against Tigray-icon.png these stupid separatists who wanted independence from him.
    • Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball - Obama-icon.png Barack Obama lives here when he was child and his stepfather is of Indonesian!

    Neutral

    Enemies (Maadui)

    • ISIS-icon.png ISISball - I'm so glad you finally died. ALSO NEVER COME BACK!
    • Somalia-icon.png Somaliaball - MY WORST ENEMY (Besides ISIS-icon.png TERRORISTS)! A pirative little evil head known as "Somalia" colonized by Italy-icon.png pizza. I cannot deal with him causing problems to me and the rest of his neighbours. I hope you get anschluss'd by Ethiopia.
    • South Sudan-icon.png South Sudanball - You are Sudan-icon.png Sudanese clay. ALSO STOP INVADING ME!!! AGAIN, WHY DID YOU COPY MY FLAG?!
    • Egypt-icon.png Egyptball - Can you please stop being so rude and arrogant because I support Ethiopia-icon.png my dear friend agaist you on that?
    • Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball - You're part of Serbia. REMOVE KEBAB! But I may recognize you in the future.
    • Tigray-icon.png Tigrayball - Shut up you separatist, go back to Ethiopia.

    How to draw

    Drawing Kenyaball is almost simple:

    1. Divide the basic circle shape into three horizontal stripes using white lines
    2. Color the stripes of black, red and green
    3. Draw a Maasai red and black shield on the center
    4. Draw two white arrows behind the shield
    5. Draw the eyes and you've finished.

    Gallery

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    Polandball Wiki has a gallery of artwork, comics, gifs and videos of Kenyaball.

    Click here to see it.



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