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    Port-au-Princeball is the capital and the largest cityball of Haitiball.

    History

    Port-au-Princeball was colonized by Spanish Santo Domingoball and French Saint-Domingueball and later adopted by First Empire of Haitiball, State of Haitiball, Kingdom of Haitiball, United Hispaniolaball, Second Empire of Haitiball and Haitiball.

    Modern History

    January 12, 2010 was the worst year of its life, a catastrophic earthquake struck {{I|Haiti}, Haitiball because the country is poor and lacks proper infrastructure an estimated 100,000 to 160,000 haitians died and it left more than a million homeless, even worse is that despite all of the donations haiti received a concerning percentage were stolen by corrupt officials which then used this to enrich themselves. As of 2022, Port-Au-Princeball is carved up by 200 paramilitary gangs who recruit children and rape the mothers who resist it, all of this has made Port-Au-Princeball the worst place to live in, to the point where Afghanistanball is a beautiful paradise compared to Port-Au-Princeball.

    Relationships

    Friends

    • Colombiaball - Fellow drug trafficker/trade partner, also why do you hate Venezuela ?
    • Haiti's "government" - A weak, corrupt and unstable government which relies on us to calm down the protesters so Sri Lanka doesn't happen here.

    Enemies

    • USAball - YOU CAPITALIST BURGER HOW DARE YOU ARREST 400 MAWOZO OFFICIALS TO SEND THEM TO TRIAL ON YOUR CLAY! AND STOP INTERFERING WITH MY DRUG AND GUNS TRAFFICKING!
    • Mexico 2.0 - Mexico who wants to build a wall.


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