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| “ | I don't want to be a president of a single sector... From those who live here and those who live outside. I will be the president of 7 million Salvadorans. | ” |
—
 Nayib Bukele, President of El Salvador. |
El Salvadorball, officially the Republic of Illuminati El Salvadorball (Spanish: República de El Salvadorbola), is a countryball in Central America. it is bordered by 
Hondurasball to the North and East, 
Nicaraguaball to the South East, the Pacific Ocean to the South, and 
Guatemalaball to the West. The country is divided into 14 departments, its largest city and its capital is 
San Salvadorball located in the middle of the Boquerón Volcano Valley. its clay has a total of 8,124 sq mi (21,041 sq km), making it the 148th largest country in the world, and the smallest countryball in Central America. As of 2021, it maintains a population of about 6.325 million people as the 112th most populous country in the world.
Being geographically in Central America already gives El Salvadorball the ability to join 
OASball and 
SICAball, as well as the 
UNball like almost every other country in the world. Recently, it searches for help from other countryballs of the world to become a relevant countryball in Central America as 
Costa Ricaball and 
Panamaball did.
El Salvadorball's national day is on September 15th.
Personality[edit | edit source]
El Salvadorball is quite calm and ambitious, always looking to improve its clay. They are quite advanced in education compared to its brothers, although it does not manage to surpass other countries. it was the most liberal country in colonial times, which made it the rebellious brother of Central America. it was the first to disobey Guatemalaball, El Salvadorball received a lot of support from its brothers, especially from Hondurasball and Nicaraguaball. it suffers from a lot of violence and social crisis, but it wants to stop to continue peace since 1992, it is also a natural soccer fan.
And as the smallest countryball on the Americas' mainland, it leads a diaspora in search of better lives from other countryballs such as 
USAball and 
Canadaball for any problematic reasons by seeking safe refuge. And it tries to reduce poverty in the country to provide more opportunities to its citizens to advance its progress, although it suffers from a few problems.
El Salvadorball expands its international relationship for all over the world, especially with its friends of the Americas. its tide is neutral as its interrelationship between the countryballs in the world, and being helped with richest countryballs in the world such as USAball and 
Chinaball.
History[edit | edit source]
El Salvadorball was established approximately in 1821, but its clay was a long time ago before Salvadoran independence.
Pre-Columbian Era[edit | edit source]
El SalvadorBall was born as a 
3ball in 8000 BCE with that traveled from the north, establishing near the Pacific Ocean for the sedentary ones that created their local tribes. Much later in the pre-classic period (1500 BCE), 
Mayaball expanded from present-day clay Guatemalaball, establishing its first ancient civilization from northwest Salvadoran clay and 
Lencaball by the east that lasted until 250 CE as children of Olmecball, which made the Ilopango supervolcano erupted causing several Ancientballs to evict for a while, creating an Ilopango lake that is between the current three departments.
During the classical period, its clay was divided between the Teotihuacanball who was the son of Mayaball in the west, and Copánball who was the son of Lencaball located in the east. After that, Lencaball is unified on the eastern clay of El Salvadorball with the clay of Hondurasball.
In the late period (900 CE) the independent civilizations also established in the present Salvadoran clay as File:Xinca-icon.png Xincaball found in the present department of Ahuachapánball and File:Cacaopera-icon.png Cacaoperaball in the south of the current Morazánball. Also the Pipils, descendants of 
Aztec Empireball, probably emigrated to the region in the 11th century CE, with the establishment that was named 
Cuzcatlanball named together with Lencaball as the native parents of El Salvadorball between the west and the east.
Spanish Rule Era[edit | edit source]
In 1524, its foreign parent 
Spanish Empireball spread disease to the six ancestors of El Salvadorball to make Anschluss safe. The following year, the Salvadoran capital was established as San Salvadorball to be the provinceball, and 25 years later 
Sonsonateball was established as the city ball, beginning the colonial era. El Salvadorball although divided into two was part of the 
Captaincy of Guatemalaball, together with New Spainball creating as part of the imperial kingdom of Spainball exploiting its agricultural.
In 1624, an interracial convenience was interrupted by a group of 
8balls who wanted their rights in San Salvadorball marking the beginning of the freedom that would happen approximately 200 years later. Before independence, the Salvadoran clay was established as an intendancy of Sonsonateball and San Salvadorball forming the Salvadoran union in 1786. After the Napoleonic Wars, the Spanish Empireball was weakened, and it was the perfect time for 
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its siblings to fight for their own independence inspired from USAball and 
Franceball's revolutions. The Captaincy of Guatemalaball decides to make the revolution in a peaceful way to declare its independence; 
El Salvadorball was the first to do so on November 5, 1811, and it did so again on January 24, 1814.
Independence and reunifications[edit | edit source]
The Spanish Empireball capitulated and the Independence Act of El Salvadorball was signed, along with the brothers of Central America on September 15, 1821. But a week later, the First Mexican Empiretangle made anschluss to its close brothers, and El Salvadorball had to resist after being forcibly expelled for two years just because it wants to do it only as a guardian of the isthmus. After winning independence against the empire in 1823, FRCAball was established by its close brothers for 15 years. In the first two decades of its independence, El Salvadorball experienced numerous revolutions and civil wars against its Central American brothers as if it were in favor of conservatism due to social instability, it remained as an independent country from February 2, 1841, as a small countryball.
Relations with its close siblings were complicated because El Salvadorball wanted its siblings to be a single countryball like FRCAball: it first joined Hondurasball and Nicaraguaball from 1852 for a month, then in the late 1890s for more two years for the second time, and finally with Hondurasball and Guatemalaball did the third time for eight months in June 1921 to commemorate 100 years of the brotherhood, El Salvadorball only wanted to be the leader of Central Americaball.
As an independent countryball, El Salvadorball became an almost unstable countryball between conservatism and liberal until 1858 was made stable by the convention of the first bipartisanship after it allied with its close brothers of the Filibuster War in 1856 with 
United Kingdomball. By 1862, El Salvadorball opened international relations such as USAball, and established the Coffee Republic in 1871, making the golden era of an independent countryball, Although in 1894 it was interrupted, after 44 rebels from El Salvadorball with some . Unfortunately, due to the injustices of neighboring brothers made the revolution 3ball, the rural promotion of its clay, and the economic decline caused El Salvadorball to change its way of governing thanks to the Great Depression of 1929.
Military Dictatorship Era and its Civil War[edit | edit source]
El Salvadorball suffered various conflicts at that time for sixty years to protect its government against the 
communists under authoritarianism. In 1932, a group of peasant Balls from western Salvadoran was massacred by quite a few 3balls, which activated the military mode. Due to this massacre, El Salvadorball stopped the discrimination against the natives of 3ball, but it is too late to have so many mestizos . When World War II broke out in 1939, El Salvadorball helped the Jews to protect themselves against the 
Nazi Germanyball and supported with the Allies since 1941. Although the dictatorship had been ruling, El Salvadorball joined the International Organizationballs without doubt such as UNball and OASball as a founding members thanks to the Good Neighbor Policy made by USAball, such as helping the 
Dominican Republicball to make a loyal countryball in 1965 and to help develop in a possible way, and possibly its second golden age.
But this went downhill in July 1969, when El Salvadorball invaded the clay of Hondurasball after it played in the 1970 World Cup qualifiers, known as "The Football War (100 hours war)". By threatening economic sanctions and military intervention, OASball induced El Salvadorball to withdraw the army from its foreign clay. Fortunately, El Salvadorball went on to play in the World Cup tournament but lost all three matches in the group stage, only the 🍌 United Fruit Company won the war . Thanks to this, in the 1970s El Salvadorball was unstable for the second time due to its economic damages, human rights violations, and social pressure, even in 1979 the USAball intervened on the side of the military dictatorship, causing the revolutionary communists and the organization nationalist starting a civil war by a Junta coup.
The 1980s were a tough decade for it due to civil war reasons such as the El Mozote Massacre in 
Morazánball in 1981. So El Salvadorball changed to be a presidential republic in 1983. At first, it was not going well because with both ideologies were not convinced between two sides. However, in 1987, El Salvadorball and its brothers in Central America initiated the peace plan to end the civil war with extra-regional countryballs, especially USAball, which began to receive their balls. Although bipartisanship began, the straw that broke the camel's back was in 1989, when the guerrilla forces' balls declared "The Offensive to the Top" for four weeks. Then El Salvadorball made the peace treaty plan that was successful with its internal problems. And on January 16, 1992, El Salvadorball signed the peace accords with 
the guerrilla forces aided by the UNball in the clay of 
Mexicoball, ending the civil war and the third arrival to democracy.
Post-War era and in the 21st Century[edit | edit source]
Despite the fact that El Salvadorball spent 30 years of bipartisanship which was mediocre, it was not the best development for it. When the 3rd Millennium arrived, El Salvadorball changed from the Salvadoran colón currency of 1892 to the USAball currency, shortly afterward it began to enter the Iraq War until 2009 in response to the 9/11 attacks. El Salvadorball also implemented a Free Trade Agreement for its close brothers with Dominican Republicball and USAball in March 2006, becoming the first Central American countryball to do so.
The 2010s were mildly violent by MS-13 and Gang 18 who have increased homicides and the diaspora, which survived from leftist politics in exchange for being unstable for the third time. Since 2019, El Salvadorball has been trying to remove its dark post-war past with UNball and OASball with the help of USAball and change course for its own good. Although in 2020, El Salvadorball is part of the COVID-19 pandemic like many countryballs, it is still developing to be the dictator countryball and helping others as in September 2021, El Salvadorball became the first countryball to legally enter Bitcoin for trading.
Relationships[edit | edit source]
Maitros/Cheros (Friends)[edit | edit source]
Spainball - No te preocupes, mami! My president Bukele will resolve the democracy.
USAball - Great allies, we share monies since 2001, and I appreciate it learning about the union pact. We shared stuff such as movies, clothes, food, and electronic things. I forgive you by sending thanks for having 
my boss, and I hope you make me great, although 
Chinaball and 
Russiaball worries about me; thanks for sending your vaccines, though.
Canadaball - The Canuck and I make best friends just like the USAball, but different.
Franceball - It gibs me renewable resources; we share cultural, scientific, and technical studies.
UKball - Thank you for teaching me en inglés with USAball and sending your vaccines, plus you are welcome for assisting on the Bukele's Presidential Inauguration.
Guatemalaball - My favorite closest brother since antiquity... :), We fight against gang violence, just like the days of 
Central American Union.
Australiaball - Good buddies. We fight against drugs and gun violence.
Brazilball - Gibs me some telenovelas, and it's a soccer fan like me.
Peruball - Good friends, and good Pan-American brothers.
Switzerlandball - it does not care about wars and politics. it's a neutral countryball, and it loves chocolate.
Japanball - That countryball has giben me animes with 
Mexicoball, vehicles, and electronic stuff. Also, I can into Kawaii by being a small countryball!!
Dominican Republicball - My favorite Caribbean maitro. My friends and I helped you during the Civil War in 1965.
Italyball - My European chero who reflects that Fascism is the worst, and helped to defeat 
Nazi Germanyball. Also, it wrote for my national anthem.
Vatican Cityball - Thank you for teaching me about 
Catholicismball with Spainball's help, and declared saint to the Archbishop Oscar Arnulfo Romero.
Kosovoball - I allow you to make independent from 
Serbiaball.
Israelcube - This cube is the source of Christianity and spread across the world.But Seriously Stop Attack 
Palestineball And Leave it Alone. Oh and my president secretly supports you.[1]
Colombiaball - Thanks for bring Aniceto Molina's música, I love it. And some artists' music, telenovelas, and more that I like.
Chileball - We guanacos y weones must live peacefully, Also; We are earthquake removers.- Chinaball - You are the real China that makes everything, almost everyone in the world reorganizes you. I hope you make me great, and I promise I will become your ally, although my best friend worries about me. Thanks for supporting me with your our friend, especially your vaccines.
Paraguayball - We are buddies since the Dominican Civil War in 1965.-
Que salga Bob ToronjaMexicoball - it gibs me telenovelas and TV Shows. Thanks for allowing me to sign the Chapultepec Peace Accords in 1992, also we hate drug trafficking and gang violence. 
Qatarball - I wish I could be with you someday, especially at the 2022 World Cup. Even if I won't be able to qualify for the World Cup, we make our negations including your biggest airport to allow me to meet more.
Ecuadorball - We both hate commies, and we love bananas.
Belgiumball - I make a Waffle Cookies thanks to this guy.
Belizeball - We are good chums by same brotherhood, but different languages.
Polandball - Should I protect it during the World War? Anyway, Thanks for bring the Pope John Paul II to my clay in the years 1983 and 1996. Happy Centenary, Polonia!
Greeceball - it invented the Olympic Games that I've been participating since 1968, and democracy is the best.
Portugalball - The Father of HUE.
Germanyball and 
Austriaball - Both invented the beer that I create my own beet called "Pilsener ". Gracias, guys!. Yo like its son
Andorraball - We both like tourists by our own landscapes.
Turkeyball - The countryball that makes Yogurts. I made my own yogurt company "YES! ".
Egyptball - We both like education and freedom.
Costa Ricaball - Another sibling! It's similar with Switzerlandball, but occasionally it helps me when I'm being invaded.
Panamaball - We both like USAball's monies, but my sis still uses its money. The most important is defend USAball for our liberty.- Palestineball - I allow you anyway from Israelcube, because I hab alot of Palestineballs in my clay. And Also My President is of Palestinian descent as well.
Sorry if my president is pro-Israeli tho. 
Argentinaball - It gibs me some telenovelas, and We are soccer fanatics. Also, thanks for help my independence that I got my blue-white flag from your remembrance. I never forget you.
South Koreaball - You are the real Korea, I won't let the 
Fake Korea invades you.
Indiaball - Thank you for bring Manyula to my zoo, people loved its.
Haitiball - I helped it from the 2010 Earthquake with many countryballs. Unfortunately, it clashes with its own hermano.
Bavariaball - Great Amigo, Together we will control el Mundo- Russiaball (until 2022) - Although it dislikes my old friend, I will start supporting you.
Majes (Neutral)[edit | edit source]
Nicaraguaball - I've ever heard about your bayuncadas since 1990, REMOVE 
ORTEGA, MAJE!!!. Plus, we are closest sibling by being united as our union.
Cubaball - I like salsa music, but it is a commie that I cannot into.
Ukraineball - I like yuo as well. Both yuo and Russia are good. Though I am concerned about your relations with Russia— WHAT?! RUSSIA’S INVADING YUO?! DON’T WORRY!! I’M SUPPORTING YUO AS WELL!!!
Cerotes (Enemies)[edit | edit source]
Venezuelaball - THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT FOR TAKING THE 
LEFTIST PARTY FOR TEN YEARS, AND HUMILIATE MY PEOPLE BY LACK OF MY SECURITY!!! WE ARE THROUGH, YOU BOLIVARIANA PENDEJO!!! REMOVE 
MADURO!!! JUAN GUAIDO IS THE TRUE PRESIDENT!!!. But at least, thanks for invitation from the 1992 Peace Accords- Russiaball (since 2022) - YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! YO AM OF FUCKING PISSED BY YOUR CURRENT ACTIONS!! CRIMEA BELONGS TO UKRAINE NOW! YUO ALSO LOVES PUTO! REMOVE VLADIMIR PUTIN!
Hondurasball - I hate you, buddy. You make me wars and deport my citizens,also you claim my island. But 1969 NEVER FORGET! and I invented pupusas, not you! Frankly, we are the closest siblings by sharing borders, and I help it in case of natural disasters. Plus I send anti-COVID-19 vaccines to it.
Hungaryball - He rekt me 10-1!
Carechuchos (Biggest Enemies)[edit | edit source]
Drug traffickers - YOU IDIOTS ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION, THAT'S WHY THE CHOCHO BEGAN SENDING ITS BRINCOS TO HUMILIATING MY PEOPLE!! REMOVE DRUG TRADE!!! REMOVE ILLEGAL GANGS!!!
Al-Qaedaball - Another terrorista. But this time, you destroyed las torres gemelas of my best friend, and humiliated all people in the world. REMOVE TERRORISM!!!
ALBAball - NUNCA! I won't to join in that kind of commie club.- North Koreaball - The bad one who thinks it's the best Korea, Ja! South Koreaball is the best Korea. Also, STOP NUKING YOUR MISSILES AND INSULTING MY TOMADACHI!!!
Talibanball - Another monocerote who caused the the war in these countries. Poor 
Afghanistanball and 
Iraqball, you have done with terrorist attack. 2001 and 2003 NEVER FORGET!!!!!
Ex-Cerotes (Former Enemies)[edit | edit source]
- Hungaryball - It knocked me out of the tournament with 10 goals and I score only one, :( Ouch! 1982 WORLD CUP NEVER FORGET!
First Mexican Empireball - The Empire who anschlussed me, luckily I got the power to steal the clay, and unite all Central American nations.
Soviet Unionball - That's why causes to break of the Cold War after WW2. You manipulate Cubaball through Nicaraguaball, and eight years after your death Venezuelaball. Shame on you, if mi friend attacks you for being an extreme leftist, but fortunately for us... U R DED, not a big surprise. PS: FMLN makes your fault for making a desperate in the 2010s, and breaking the civil war from the 1980s in my clay. 1970 WORLD CUP NEVER FORGET YOU BEAT ME!- Nazi Germanyball - STOP KILLING
LOS JUDÍOS, DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG TO YOU!!
Flag Colors[edit | edit source]
Main Colors[edit | edit source]
| Color Name | RGB | CMYK | HEX | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Royal Cobalt Blue | 0, 71, 171 | C100-M58-Y0-K33 | #0047AB | |
| White | 255, 255, 255 | N/A | #FFFFFF | |
Emblem Colors[edit | edit source]
| Color Name | RGB | CMYK | HEX | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Crimson | 224, 27, 15 | C0-M88-Y93-K12 | #E01B0F | |
| Amber | 255, 191, 0 | C0-M25-Y100-K0 | #FFBF00 | |
| Japanese Laurel | 21, 155, 0 | C86-M0-Y100-K39 | #159B00 | |
| Azure | 0, 128, 254 | C100-M50-Y0-K0 | #0080FE | |
| Royal Cobalt Blue | 0, 71, 171 | C100-M58-Y0-K33 | #0047AB | |
| White | 255, 255, 255 | C0-M0-Y0-K0 | #FFFFFF | |
Mis Cipotes (Departments)[edit | edit source]
Ahuachapánball
Sonsonateball
Santa Anaball
La Libertadball (El Salvador)
Chalatenangoball
San Salvador Departmentball
Cuscatlánball
La Pazball
Cabañasball
San Vicenteball
Usulutánball
San Miguelball
Morazánball
La Uniónball
How to draw[edit | edit source]
Like almost all of the Central American nations it's simple to draw:
- Draw a big circle.
- Divide the big circle into three horizontal stripes in blue.
- Color them by order: blue, white, and blue.
- Draw in the white stripe the
Illuminaticoat of arms of El Salvador. - Add two white circles as the eyes on the big ball and you've finished.
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- The name "El Salvador" came from Jesus Christ, the savior of the Christians named by
Spanish Empireball. - One of its national monuments is the Divine Savior of the World by its mame, located to its capital.
- Its flag came from
United Provinces of Río de la Plataball, which today is Argentinaball and shared with its brothers of Central America due to union support for independence. - It is the smallest countryball in Central America.
- The only Salvadoran short film that won at the Academy Awards was in the 49th edition called "In the Region of Ice" considered as Best Fiction Short Film, with the support of USAball.
- Its clay has 360 rivers.
- El Salvadorball is an ecologist when try to create renewable energy such as hydropower in Lempa River, Solar Panels, and Wind Energy.
- Its national flower is the Izote.
Flower that can be eaten(its better when you add eggs or some things). - Sometimes it doesn't like foreign foods because it wants the best for itself and its close siblings.
- Its national flower is the Izote.
Flower that can be eaten. - It is passionate about consuming its coffee and sweet breads such as Guatemalaball and Méxicoball do it at four in the afternoon.
- Its favorite instrument is the Xylophone.
- It loves tourism by its natural wonders such as Izalco Volcano, several beaches such as Costa del Sol, El Imposible National Park, Cerro El Pital. Even it has eight touristic routes.
- It survives diverse natural disasters: Hurricanes, floods, tsunamis, tropical storms, droughts, earthquakes and volcanic eruptions.
- It is one of the few countryballs to have a millennial president.
- It's the only countryball in North America that has no Atlantic coast.
- It's the only countryball in Central America that uses US Dollar with Panamaball.
- Its sports that it dominates are soccer (First Division of El Salvador), and beach soccer. its professional clubs in the Salvadoran soccer league are Alianza F.C. (San Salvadorball), and C.D. Águila (San Miguelball) as its most important classic duel.
- Its biggest defeat was in the 1982 World cup game against Hungaryball with 10-1.
- It is currently the worst country to have played a World Cup in history, twice.
- Its only regional soccer champion dates back to the 1943 CCCF Cup organized on its clay.
- It has pre-Columbian and popular myths such as: El Cipitío, La Siguanaba, La Ciguanaba del Río, La Flor de Amate, Chasca del Agua, El Cadejo, La Carreta Chillona, among others.
- It is the place of origin of the infamous criminal gang Mara Salvatrucha 13.
Thanks to this, countryballs who doesn't know about it make fun. - It tends to scream in fear when the word "paramilitary" is mentioned to it, as it has a trauma with the death squads.
- It is the first countryball to legally use bitcoin.
Even if it don't like it.
Gallery[edit | edit source]
See also[edit | edit source]
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| Departments |  Ahuachapánball •  Cabañasball •  Chalatenangoball •  Cuscatlánball • -icon.png){kind=icon} La Libertadball • -icon.png){kind=icon} La Pazball •  La Uniónball • Morazánball • -icon.png){kind=icon} San Miguelball • San Salvador Departmentball •  San Vicenteball • -icon.png){kind=icon} Santa Anaball • Sonsonateball •  Usulutánball
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Department Capitals 
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Chalatenangoball (city) • Cojutepequeball • La Uniónball (city/El Salvador) • San Salvadorball • San Vicenteball (city) • Santa Anaball (city/El Salvador) • Santa Teclaball • Sonsonateball (city) • Zacatecolucaball
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| Former entities | Migrants from North (Ancient Americans) • Mayaball • Cuzcatlanball • Spanish Guatemalaball •  New Spainball • First Mexican Empireball • UPCAball
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| Dios, Unión, Libertad | |
| SICAball: God, Union and Liberty
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| Members | Guatemalaball •  Belizeball • El Salvadorball • Hondurasball • Nicaraguaball • Costa Ricaball • Panamaball • Dominican Republicball
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| Regional Observers | Mexicoball • Chileball •  Argentinaball •  Brazilball • Peruball • USAball •  Ecuadorball •  Uruguayball •  Colombiaball
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| Extraregional Observers |  Taiwanball •  Spainball •  Italyball •  Germanyball •  Japanball •  Australiaball •  South Koreaball •  Vaticanball •  Franceball • UKball
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| Organization of
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| North America | Canadaball •  USAball • Mexicoball
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| Central America | Belizeball • Costa Ricaball • El Salvadorball • Guatemalaball • Hondurasball • Nicaraguaball • Panamaball
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Caribbean |
 Antigua and Barbudaball •  Bahamasball •  Barbadosball •  Cubaball •  Dominicaball • Dominican Republicball •  Grenadaball •  Haitiball •  Jamaicaball •  Saint Luciaball •  Saint Vincent and the Grenadinesball •  Saint Kitts and Nevisball •  Trinidad and Tobagoball
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| South America | Argentinaball • Brazilball •  Boliviaball • Chileball • Colombiaball • Ecuadorball •  Guyanaball •  Paraguayball • Peruball •  Surinameball • Uruguayball
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| Members to Leave |  Venezuelaball
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