Laosball

Lao People’s Democratic Republicball : ສາທາລະນະລັດ ປະຊາທິປະໄຕ ປະຊາຊົນລາວ"Sathalanalat Paxathipatai Paxaxôn Lao": République Démocratique Populaire Laoballe: Cov neeg Nplog tus neeg koom pheej ywj pheejpob
←    1975 - Present
MY NAME IS FRENCH, SO THE "S" IN MY NAME IS SILENT!!!! REMEMBER THAT!!!!
General information
Government	Phomvihaneist one party totalitarian dictatorship Unitary Marxist-Leninist one-party socialist republic
Personality	Some commie dude, poor
Language	Lao French Hmong Thai
Type	Tai-Kadai
Capital	Vientianeball
Affiliation	ASEANball G77 UNball
Religion	Buddhism Theravada Atheism Satsana Phi
Relations and opinions
Friends	Any communist countries or countries which cannot into sea or member of ASEAN, especially: Sibling Bruneiball Flag stealer Cambodiaball Chinaball Boliviaball Cubaball Geography Now (sometimes) We're both hate Romaniaball Indonesiaball Malaysiaball Georgiaball (state) Texasball Myanmarball North Koreaball Philippinesball Best friend! Russiaball Tringapore We both can into circular flags Germanyball Hungaryball Indiaball Israelcube Formerly: Soviet Unionball East Germanyball PR Polandball Czechoslovak Socialist Republicball PR Hungaryball PR Bulgariaball SR Romaniaball
Enemies	Parent (sometimes) Yuo dropped land mines on me! (mostly) DIRTY CENTRAL AMERICAN WEAK FLAG STEALER! ບໍ່ສໍາລັບ 15-0 (only in sports) Stop thinking that you are larger than me Fake China Formerly: Fake Laos Fake Vietnam FakeCambodias Fake Russia
Likes	Kataiy, Beerlao, Communism (not really), dams, Beyond Skyline (set in my clay), King of the Hill (Kahn was born in my cray!), revolutionary heroes, Buddhism, being with Vietnam, Jim Sterling, Geography Now (thank you for pronouncing my name correctly), fighter jets
Dislikes	Ethnic minorities (especially Hmong), Christians, human rights, rights in general, multi-party democracy, its royalist past, bombs, hillbillies, ITS NAME BEING PRONOUNCED "LAOS" INSTEAD OF "LAO"; LOOKING AT YUO WESTERN CAPITALISTS!, Losing 15-0 to Egyptball, being called "have weakest air force in ASEAN"
Historical information
Preceded by	Kingdom of Laosball
Is of importants
Can into space?	Yes. In the future!
Börk	laos laos
Food	jeow bong, khao jee, khao poon, larb, padaek, sticky rice, tam mak hoong
Status
Souphavady Phongsavanh surrendered at Miss World Laos
Notes
First president was a Royal successor

“	ຊາດລາວຕັ້ງແຕ່ໃດມາ ລາວທຸກທົ່ວຫນ້າເຊີດຊູສຸດໃຈ	”
	— Laosball about to sing its anthem

“	Fuckin' aliens.	”
	— Sua, Beyond Skyline

“	Hank: So are you Chinese or Japanese? Kahn: I lived in California for the past 20 years. I'm originally from Laos.	”
	— King of the Hill

Laosball, officially the Lao People’s Democratic Republicball, is a communist countryball located in Southeast Asia. It is one of the last five communist countryballs around the world and, along with Cubaball, the only two socialist countryballs not featuring any communist symbolism on its flag. Laosball is landlocked and cannot into sea (although Vietnamball gives it some permission to into sea). It exports goods through airplane and via the Mekong river that passes through Cambodiaball and Vietnamball. Unlike most communist countryballs, it is not too terribly bad-tempered. it has a very similar flag to Cambodiaball except the blue and red is switched and it has a moon in the centre, not Angkor Wat.

History

Laosball was born as a 1ball. It then later became a monarchy called Kingdom of Lan Xangball and got parts of it anschlussed by Vietnamball. Between 1763 and 1769, Siamball invaded his clay and held on to most of it.

Franceball came along one day and annexed Kingdom of Luang Phrabangball. As a result, it became part of French Indochinaball until 1954, when Franceball got its behind kicked by both Vietnams . After that, Laosball became independent as a constitutional monarchy.

During the '50s, Laos began suffering from a multi-personality syndrome. Between 1964 and 1973 it had the distinction of being the world's most bombed countryball. After dealing with the syndrome for 22 years, it became communist in 1975. Laosball currently has some racial issues with Hmong 1balls living on its clay. Despite economic and social progress, Laos today cannot into human rights in 2003 there were descendants from the now-deceased Kingdom of Laosball creating an exiled government, but it looks like the monarchy will never return.

Flag Colors

Color Name		RGB	CMYK	HEX
	Philippine Red	206, 17, 38	C0-M92-Y82-K19	#CE1126
	Cool Black	0, 40, 104	C100-M62-Y0-K59	#002868
	White	255, 255, 255	N/A	#FFFFFF

Relations/ຄວາມ ສຳ ພັນ (khuaam sam phan)

Friends/ເພື່ອນ (pheuon)

• Thailandball - I hated them a little bit because yuo were always acting stronk and trying to anschluss me. But now it is my nice sibling. Chit Phumisak can into fight for freedom!!!
• Chinaball - GIB MEKONG WATER!! REMOVE DAM AND COVID-19!! But gibs weapons so it is a friend but Vietnam and Philippines hates it.
• Cambodiaball - My former French Indochina sibling which I consider them my best friend! Why yuo quit communism? Also, why yuo steal my flag?
• Vietnamball - A fellow communist friend and former French Indochina sibling! Is also my puppeteer. Anyway, WHY DO YOU DISLIKE Chinaball??? Also, STOP SUPPRESSING MY ETHNIC MINORITIES PLOX! But thanks for gibing aid to me.
• North Koreaball - Another communist friend. We're secretive about our respective governments and both have very closeted societies. However it is completely crazy and I don't like siding with it because of my neutral foreign policy.
• Anti-Imperialist Squad - I joined the club! But you rekt my friend in football.
• Philippinesball - Because of ASEAN, it can into recognize a me. Sad that it wasn't on our side during the Cold War due of losing a war against the Pathet Lao, so as a communist state, I partly hate and like it.
• Russiaball - We were friends even back in the Soviet Unionball, It gives weapons and it is my best European friend.
• Nigerball and Kiribatiball - We all like Geography Now because they have pronounce our proper names!
• Israelcube - I am actually the least Anti-Semitic Country in the World. Hooray! But you need to stop bullying Palestineball.

Neutral/Frenemies (ຄວາມເປັນກາງ / ຄວາມຮັກ/khuaampenkang khuaamhak)

• Malaysiaball - Both friendly neutralists, and were both member of ASEAN.
• South Koreaball - My people love K-pop, it used to support my royal self during the Vietnam War, and is kind of okay with me now.
• Franceball - My step-parent, and also clay stealer (It made me landlocked once). Even though its cooking was good, we still have close ties.
• USAball - Yuo bombed my clay once but they of helpings me against North Vietnamball BUT YUO NEEDS INTO SORRY! I a acknowledged that there are Hmong who lives inside its clay. Yuo're not too bad now though, we were somewhat friends, until that shit put me as a tier three human trafficker, remove sanctions! But I like Geography Now because its host (Paul Barbato) pronounces my name correctly. YAY!!!
• Ukraineball - Crimeaball Belongs to Russiaball, but I am neutral on the invasion.
• Japanball - My biggest donor. Yuo did invade me briefly during World War II, however, we can into similar flags because they represent Sun and mine represent Moon. (?)

Enemies/ສັດ​ຕູ (sad tu)

• Kingdom of Laosball - An evil royal regime who didn't even do anything other than being protected by USAball.
• Belizeball - HOW DARE YUO STEALING MY FLAG ? I AM A 40 YEARS OLDER THAN YUO!!
• Kosovoball - You are not a Country, You belong to Serbia and no more.
• ກິລາບານເຕະ (only in sports) - 15-0 NEVER FORGET!!

Trivia/ເລື່ອງເລັກນ້ອຍ (leuong leknony)

• It was under French rule for 60 years and under Japanese and Thai occupation for 5 years.
• It is the only landlocked country in Southeast Asia.
• In history, its clay was bombed by USAball a lot. You can find more landmines there than in Bosniaball.
• The only communist country in Southeast Asia besides with Vietnamball.
• In comics, Dok Champha is its favorite flower.
• It drinks coffee in a plastic bag.
• It calls itself the land of one million elephants.
• Laos hates when someone pronounces its name with the s.

How to draw

Draw Laosball is simple:

1. Color the basic circle shape of this red.
2. Draw a big blue central stripe (many wide) with a white circle in the middle.
3. Draw the eyes and you have finished.