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    Laos-icon.png Laosball about to sing its anthem
    Fuckin' aliens.
    Laos-icon.png Sua, Beyond Skyline
    Texas-icon.png Hank: So are you Chinese or Japanese?

    Laos-icon.png Kahn: I lived in California for the past 20 years. I'm originally from Laos.

    — King of the Hill

    Laosball, officially the Lao People’s Democratic Republicball, is a communist countryball located in Southeast Asia. It is one of the last five communist countryballs around the world and, along with Cuba-icon.png Cubaball, the only two socialist countryballs not featuring any communist symbolism on its flag. Laosball is landlocked and cannot into sea (although Vietnam-icon.png Vietnamball gives it some permission to into sea). It exports goods through airplane and via the Mekong river that passes through Cambodia-icon.png Cambodiaball and Vietnam-icon.png Vietnamball. Unlike most communist countryballs, it is not too terribly bad-tempered. it has a very similar flag to Cambodia-icon.png Cambodiaball except the blue and red is switched and it has a moon in the centre, not Angkor Wat.

    History[edit | edit source]

    Laosball was born as a 1-icon.png 1ball. It then later became a monarchy called Kingdom of Laos-icon.png Kingdom of Lan Xangball and got parts of it anschlussed by Vietnam-icon.png Vietnamball. Between 1763 and 1769, Siam-icon.png Siamball invaded his clay and held on to most of it.

    France-icon.png Franceball came along one day and annexed Kingdom of Laos-icon.png Kingdom of Luang Phrabangball. As a result, it became part of French Indochina-icon.png French Indochinaball until 1954, when France-icon.png Franceball got its behind kicked by both Vietnam-icon.png Vietnams South Vietnam-icon.png. After that, Kingdom of Laos-icon.png Laosball became independent as a constitutional monarchy.

    During the '50s, Laos began suffering from a multi-personality syndrome. Between 1964 and 1973 it had the distinction of being the world's most bombed countryball. After dealing with the syndrome for 22 years, it became Laos-icon.png communist in 1975. Laosball currently has some racial issues with Hmong-icon.png Hmong 1balls living on its clay. Despite economic and social progress, Laos today cannot into human rights in 2003 there were descendants from the now-deceased Kingdom of Laos-icon.png Kingdom of Laosball creating an exiled government, but it looks like the monarchy will never return.

    Flag Colors[edit | edit source]

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Philippine Red 206, 17, 38 C0-M92-Y82-K19 #CE1126
    Cool Black 0, 40, 104 C100-M62-Y0-K59 #002868
    White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF

    Relations/ຄວາມ ສຳ ພັນ (khuaam sam phan)[edit | edit source]

    Friends/ເພື່ອນ (pheuon)[edit | edit source]

    • Thailand-icon.png Thailandball - I hated them a little bit because yuo were always acting stronk and trying to anschluss me. But now it is my nice sibling. Chit Phumisak can into fight for freedom!!!
    • China-icon.png Chinaball - GIB MEKONG WATER!! REMOVE DAM AND COVID-19!! But gibs weapons so it is a friend but Vietnam and Philippines hates it.
    • Cambodia-icon.png Cambodiaball - My former French Indochina sibling which I consider them my best friend! Why yuo quit communism? Also, why yuo steal my flag?
    • Vietnam-icon.png Vietnamball - A fellow communist friend and former French Indochina sibling! Is also my puppeteer. Anyway, WHY DO YOU DISLIKE China-icon.png Chinaball??? Also, STOP SUPPRESSING MY ETHNIC MINORITIES PLOX! But thanks for gibing aid to me.
    • North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball - Another communist friend. We're secretive about our respective governments and both have very closeted societies. However it is completely crazy and I don't like siding with it because of my neutral foreign policy.
    • Zimbabwe-icon.png Venezuela-icon.png Iran-icon.png Syria-icon.png Sudan-icon.png North Korea-icon.png Russia-icon.png Belarus-icon.png Nicaragua-icon.png Burundi-icon.png Cuba-icon.png Anti-Imperialist Squad - I joined the club! But Zimbabwe-icon.png you rekt my friend in football.
    • Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball - Because of ASEAN, it can into recognize a me. Sad that it wasn't on our side during the Cold War due of losing a war against the Pathet Lao, so as a communist state, I partly hate and like it.
    • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - We were friends even back in the Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball, It gives weapons and it is my best European friend.
    • Niger-icon.png Kiribati-icon.png Nigerball and Kiribatiball - We all like Geography Now because they have pronounce our proper names!
    • Israel-icon.png Israelcube - I am actually the least Anti-Semitic Country in the World. Hooray! But you need to stop bullying Palestine-icon.png Palestineball.

    Neutral/Frenemies (ຄວາມເປັນກາງ / ຄວາມຮັກ/khuaampenkang khuaamhak)[edit | edit source]

    • Malaysia-icon.png Malaysiaball - Both friendly neutralists, and were both member of ASEAN.
    • South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball - My people love K-pop, it used to support my royal self during the Vietnam War, and is kind of okay with me now.
    • France-icon.png Franceball - My step-parent, and also clay stealer (It made me landlocked once). Even though its cooking was good, we still have close ties.
    • USA-icon.png USAball - Yuo bombed my clay once but they of helpings me against Vietnam-icon.png North Vietnamball BUT YUO NEEDS INTO SORRY! I a acknowledged that there are Hmong who lives inside its clay. Yuo're not too bad now though, we were somewhat friends, until that shit put me as a tier three human trafficker, remove sanctions! But I like Geography Now because its host (Paul Barbato) pronounces my name correctly. YAY!!!
    • Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball - Crimea-icon.png Crimeaball Belongs to Russia-icon.png Russiaball, but I am neutral on the invasion.
    • Japan-icon.png Japanball - My biggest donor. Yuo did invade me briefly during World War II, however, we can into similar flags because they represent Sun and mine represent Moon. (?)

    Enemies/ສັດ​ຕູ (sad tu)[edit | edit source]

    Trivia/ເລື່ອງເລັກນ້ອຍ (leuong leknony)[edit | edit source]

    • It was under French rule for 60 years and under Japanese and Thai occupation for 5 years.
    • It is the only landlocked country in Southeast Asia.
    • In history, its clay was bombed by USA-icon.png USAball a lot. You can find more landmines there than in Bosnia-icon.png Bosniaball.
    • The only communist country in Southeast Asia besides with Vietnam-icon.png Vietnamball.
    • In comics, Dok Champha is its favorite flower.
    • It drinks coffee in a plastic bag.
    • It calls itself the land of one million elephants.
    • Laos hates when someone pronounces its name with the s.

    How to draw[edit | edit source]

    Draw Laosball is simple:

    1. Color the basic circle shape of this red.
    2. Draw a big blue central stripe (many wide) with a white circle in the middle.
    3. Draw the eyes and you have finished.

    Gallery[edit | edit source]

    Polandball Wiki has a gallery of artwork, comics, GIFs, and videos of Laosball.

    Click here to see it.

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