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|“||If you looked up 'clusterfuck' in the dictionary...well, you wouldn't find anything, because 'clusterfuck' isn't a real word. But if it was, then there'd probably be a picture of South Sudan next to it.||”|
— Sam O'Nella
South Sudanball is
a baby toddler the newest countryball on Earthball. It separated from Sudanball in because they were having a small quarrel big civil war (like most other African countryballs). As of 2022, South Sudanball is 11 years old. It is also (as of 2022) the only recognized countryball to be created after the meme was created. Also, it is the second inflated rate country in the world.
Its independence day is 9 July 2011.
It is the least happy countryball on Earthball.
He's notably known for having one of the tallest people in the world, example being Manute Bol who is 7'7".
South Sudanball doesn't have much pre-colonial history. It was born as an 8ball. It has been owned by several African tribes, later invaded by Khedivate of Egyptball. Even though the Ottoman presence in the country only lasted for a few decades, it had a major effect on the languages spoken there. A creole, known as "Juban Arabic" was derived from Arabic learnt from Egyptian slave traders, as well as some Turkish.
Sudanball gained independence in 1956, but South Sudanball was not happy that it was a part of its sibling one bit to the oppression of Christians and other non-kebabs by the kebabs up the north. Having less to no political power, the non-muslims decided to secede from Sudanball. The First Sudanese Civil War was from 1956 to 1972.
Eventually in 1972, the conflict became a stalemate so both countries went to Abyssiniaball for help. Following the Addis Ababa Agreement, the Southern Autonomous Republic of South Sudanball was created. South Sudanball could into its own rules, but Sudan People's Liberation Armyball rose up in 1983 and caused against the Islamist government of the north.
The second war against the north lasted until 2005 when South Sudanball regained complete self-governance. Sudanball finally gave it a referendum, making it the youngest countryball to be a member of UNball. Just to make sure South Sudanball didn't transition towards any conflicts, UNball sent a mission of peacekeeping forces shortly after.
Just two years after independence, it fell into a 7 year civil war which ended in February 2020. This caused many to flee to neighboring Ethiopiaball. Now South Sudan has to increase its economy after the war aggression happened or else South Sudan would collapse. South Sudan is subdivided into ten states.
Since 13 July 2018, sanctions were put against South Sudanball. On 17 May, 2020, more sanctions were added lasting until 31 May, 2021. Sarah J. Jackson stated "When the Security Council assesses keeping or lifting the arms embargo on South Sudan, it must, at a minimum, set the bar at halting these violations and ending impunity."
When the war ended, UNball sent forces to make sure nothing like that would happen again. However, the president saw this as UNball defending the former rebels, showing the distrst between the yound country and the west. Recently, it was temporality kicked from IGADball after having failed to pay fees.
How the hell does an 12-year-old have to pay fees?
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- Chinaball, , Venezuelaball, Egyptball, and Angolaball - Thank you for blocking UN Sanctions.
- Ethiopiaball - Help me get independence. We don't always get along, though.
- Kenyaball, Ugandaball, Tanzaniaball, Rwandaball, Burundiball - East African Communityball buddies!
- North Koreaball - We started Military Cooperation, but remove nukes... Brrrr...
- Nigeriaball - It's comedic channel was vivwed in my clay. My people really like it.
- Indonesiaball - Not bad, but one of yuor provinces is stole tribe name!!
- Israelcube - The guy gib aid, and it recognized me one day after Independence. Stop bickering with Palestine Plox?! Yuo two are SEPARATE COUNTRIES, period!
- Palestineball - Separate country from Jewish Physics.
- Moroccoball - I recognise Western Saharaball as your clay.
- Vietnamball - You and UNball here's the swallow to save me. Thanks your peacekeeping mission!
- South Koreaball - Thanks for also helping me in one of my villages Tonj.
- USAball - You seem not bad... But please remove sanctions...
- Sudanball - Despite our former religious divide, we are friendly now. Is also the first country to recognize me. BUT YOU ARE OIL THIEF SO PEOPLE CAN'T BUY MY OIL! YOU ARE MAKING ME POOR! CUT IT OUT
or I'll change my status...
It's probably gonna die from huge protests soon so I should think of a new name…
- Kenyaball - Friend, it is helping bulid a pipeline so I can into sea, but I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE OLDER THAN ME, YOU ARE STILL A FLAG STEALER! GIB BACK YOUR SO-CALLED CHILD TO ME!
- UNball - I am its newest member, but stop the sanctions!
- Russiaball - Good friend, I support it on Crimea. Wait, YOU HATE MY PEACE DEAL?! I'M SERIOUSLY STARTING TO RECONSIDER MY RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU!
- UKball - Grandparent! BUT WHY DO YUO SUPPORT THE SANCTIONS?!
- Canadaball - Thanks for the aid, but shhhhh don't tell Russia... get murica to remove sanctions.
- Ilemi Triangleball - STOP SAYING YOU ARE OF FAKE FATHER YOU ARE MINE! ILEMI IS SOUTH SUDAN FOREVER AND ALWAYS WILL BE!!!
- NATOball and EUball - STOP SANCTIONING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
- Lord's Resistance Armyball and ISISball - 2013 NEVER FORGET! YUO KILLED SO MANY OF MY PEOPLE!! REMOVE JIHAD ON THE PREMISES!!! YOU TERRORIST!!!!!
- Belarusball - You supported Sudanball against me in the civil war and still don't recognize me. Also #Resignlukashenko!
- Ukraineball - You may give support to my military, but Crimeaball is still of Russian clay.
- Western Saharaball - I withdrew my recognition! SO HAH, YOU WILL NOT BE A COUNTRY, YOU B*TCH!!!
- West Javaball - TRIBE NAME STEALER! Am not even scared of your pathetic, dumb, dumb empire, ok? We coincidentally Have a almost same name (Sudanese and Sundanese)
Bougainvilleball- YOU LITTLE B*TCH YOU THINK YOU CAN BECOME THE WORLDS NEWEST COUNTRIES, BEING THE WORLDS NEWEST COUNTRYBALL IS THE ONLY REASON PEOPLE CARE ABOUT ME!!!