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Chadball, officially The
Gigachad Republic of Romaniaball Chadball, has lost its eyes and replaced with 8 symbol billiard balls is a meme head everywhere landlocked country in Central Africa. It is bordered by Libyaball to the north, Sudanball to the east, the Central African Republicball to the south, Cameroonball and Nigeriaball to the southwest, and Nigerball to the west. They are the fifth-largest countryball in Africa and the second-largest in Central Africa in terms of area. and the 20th Largest Country in the world at 1,284,000 Square kilometers (496,000 Square Miles) as of 2020 chad has a population of 16,514,982 People making it the 72nd most populated country in the world. It will one day into anschluss USVIball and its equally virgin cousin. they can into relevance thanks to a meme.
He is a member of the Nilo-Saharan family (maybe, it's unknown if Nilo-Saharan is even real), its brother is Nigerball.
Empires and States of Chad (700-1900)
The Toubouballs and Kanuriballs joined to create the Kanem Empireball out of the location of Lake Chad. For most years it and its successor Bornu Empireball made money out of selling slaves to Tripoliball.
Chad's Peaceful Independence (1960-1975)
Nowadays, Chadball is an African countryball fully independent since 1960. Chad has a flag that almost identical to Romania's one, so everyone always miscalled Chad with Romania and vice versa until he really unprofessionally took its eyes out and replaced them with bionic 8balls made by Franceball as a goodbye gift.
Malloum and Tyranny of Habré (1975-1990)
It used to be friends with Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball, and Libya rightfully brought the Aouzou strip from him which was rich in resources. But then a rebellion happened, and with a new personality, he went into a fight with Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball and was invaded in 1975. Still, he easily won somehow and kept it.
Another Dicator, another War (1990-2021)
Chad is fighting with extreme poverty, making it one of the worst countries with medical care.
Assassination of Déby (2021-)
Recently, its president died on April 20, 2021 while commanding troops against rebels. He was fatally shot and a transitional state has been made, causing more political violence.
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Relationships/Des relations (العلاقات/alealaqat)
- Franceball - My mother. She gave me bionic eyes to replace my old ones as a goodbye gift. Still, I help them shoot les terroristes. But why do you remove kebab?
- Cameroonball - Best friend. She gib me access to the sea.
- Central African Republicball - 2nd best friend (Why you remove kebab tho?)
- Burkina Fasoball - They had the same eyes type like me from 1958 - 1984 until it removings them.
- Bantuball - Also has the same eye type as me.
- Nigerball - We both can into desert and French language. (But there was a lot of drama in the past)
- Nigeriaball - My English-speaking neighbor. Thanked me for shooting terrorists. Sometimes we get along, sometimes we don't. But why do you want to steal Bakassi from Cameroonball, tho?
- Russiaball - Son of Soviet Unionball. He gives me weapons and supplies.
- Chinaball - Thank you for aiding me back in 2017. I really appreciate this aid.
- Joe Biden - New president of the USA! I heard you have beaten Trump and congralutions for winning the presidential election. So, we can great relations with us!
- EUball - Franceball's sophisticated son. Thanks for the aid. (But why did sanction my best friend, tho?)
- Soviet Unionball - Even if you helped Gaddafi against me, thank you for making Romania’s flag look a little different!
- Israelcube - We now have normal relations. But please don't bully Palestineball!
- USVIball - Yuo and other virgin cannot into Chad-like!!!
But if we get to your bed we can fix that lol
- British Virgin Islandsball - Another virgin!
- Virginiaball - Yet Another Virgin!
- West Virginiaball - Yet even another Virgin!
- Virginia Beachball - YET AGAIN ANOTHER VIRGIN! He is the grandson and grandnephew of those stupid virgins!
- French Virgin Islandsball - HOW MANY VIRGINS ARE THERE?!
- Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball - ENEMY! THE AOUZOU STRIP IS MINE!
Ingore I originally sold it to him.
- Romaniaball - CHANGE IT, PLEASE! LIAR, YOU ADOPTED THAT FLAG IN 1990 NOT 1866! NOT VERY GIGACHAD OF YOU!! Otherwise he is moi uncle.
- Moldovaball and Andorraball - MORE FLAG STEALERS!!!!!
- Philippinesball - How dare you stole moi identity of moi child!!
- Arab Leagueball - Why did you reject moi application back in 2013, just because I'm not fully Arab?
- Sudanball - Leave Darfurball alone and stop surropting my rebels!
- USAball (rarely) - Why did you ban me? What did I ever do to you? Je was helping you fight terrorists! Wait, WHAT??? Just because I RAN OUT OF PASSPORT PAPER!!!??? I... I... I.......... I have no word to say...... ALSO YUO HAVE VIRGINS IN YUOR CLAY!
- Ugandaball - Yuo stole my throne of African Meme King!!! Remove Ugandan Knuckles and Martin Ssempa!
- Botswanaball - Same as Uganda!
- Ghanaball - Same as Botswana!
- Vanuatuball & Sealandball - Are yuo two also trying to compete for the throne two? Remove Vanuatu and Sealand memes!
- Boko Haramball - STOP ATTACKING ME AND MY NEIGHBORS OR ELSE THEY'LL ATTACK BACK AGAINST YOU, WEAK TERRORIST!!!
- ISISball - YOU TERRORIST!!! HOW DARE YOU ATTACK MY MOTHER AND ALSO WHY DID YOU CREATE YOUR OWN PUPPET TO ATTACK MY NEIGHBORS AND EVERYONE ELSE!!!
- Al-Qaedaball - YOU'RE THE MAIN SOURCE OF TERRORISM AND THAT'S WHY EVERYONE ELSE HATES YOU. I HATE YOU FOR CREATING YOUR EVIL PUPPET IN LEVANT AND IRAQ!!!!
- North Carolinaball - HAHAHAHAHA! I terrorized your Epic Games fanbase, don't you even deny it!
Virgin facts/أمور تافهة
- It was under french rule for exactly 60 years.
- It got its fame from the "Virgin vs Chad" meme.
- Chad is referred as the "dead heart of Africa" because of this distance from the sea and the country's largely desert climate.
- Racing camels is one of best sport in its clay.
- Its name was given after this lake.
How to draw
- Divide the basic circle shape into three vertical stripes
- Color them of this blue, this yellow and this red
- Draw two 8ball eyes.