|“||شَعْبَ تَشَاد هَيَا اِلَى الْعَمَل
لَقَدْ كَسَبْتَ اَرْضَاكَ وَحَقَّاكَ
|“||CAN YOU HEAR THE SILENCE? CAN YOU SEE THE DARK? CAN YOU FIX THE BROKEN?||”|
Chadball, officially the
Gigachad Republic of Romaniaball Chadball, has lost its eyes and replaced with 8 symbol billiard balls is a meme head everywhere landlocked country in Central Africa. It is bordered by Libyaball to the north, Sudanball to the east, the Central African Republicball to the south, Cameroonball and Nigeriaball to the southwest, and Nigerball to the west. They are the fifth-largest countryball in Africa and the second-largest in Central Africa in terms of area. and the 20th Largest Country in the world at 1,284,000 Square kilometers (496,000 Square Miles) as of 2020 chad has a population of 16,514,982 People making it the 72nd most populated country in the world. It will one day into anschluss USVIball and its equally virgin cousin. they can into relevance thanks to a meme.
It is a member of the Nilo-Saharan family (maybe, it's unknown if Nilo-Saharan is even real), and its sibling is Nigerball.
History[edit | edit source]
Empires and States of Chad (700-1900)[edit | edit source]
Chadball born as an 8ball converted to Islam because Umayyadball was spreading it's religion in the Sahara. There was also Sao Civilizationball who lasted until the 16th century.
The Toubouballs and Kanuriballs joined to create the Kanem Empireball out of the location of Lake Chad. For most years it and its successor Bornu Empireball made money out of selling slaves to Tripoliball.
Colonization (1900-1960)[edit | edit source]
In 1899, Franceball began colonizing the territory of Chadball. In 1900, Chadball was declared a French military territory as part of Ubangi-Shariball. Franceball met resistance by Rabih az-Zubayr whose rebellion was eventually put down. On January 15, 1910, Chadball was incorporated into French Equatorial Africaball.
Chadball was very important to Franceball and was seen as a supply base for the army and a military territory capable of defending French possessions in Africa in the event of a military threat. In 1914, Chadball was separated from Ubangi-Shariball, and in 1920 it became a separate colony of Franceball. Despite its size, Chadball remained one of the poorest colonies in Franceball's empire for many years.
In 1928, Chadball received a monopoly on cotton growing from Franceball, which increased its role in the colonial empire.
In 1940, after the defeat of Franceball in the war with Nazi Germanyball and the establishment of the Vichy Franceball, Chadball refuses to recognize and support Vichy Franceball as the real Franceball. On August 26, 1940, Chadball announces its defect to the Free Franceball and it's forces. The territory of Chadball was used by the Allies as a springboard for air strikes against Italian-German positions in North Africa and southern Europe. In 1943, the troops of Chadball, together with the allied forces, are involved in the liberation of Tripoliball from the Axis forces.
On October 27, 1946, after the end of the war, Chadball was declared an overseas territory of Franceball. Meanwhile, the colony continues to develop through the production of cotton, becoming more and more valuable to Franceball.
In November 1956, Chadball becomes a republic with limited autonomy within the French Community, and gains full independence on August 11, 1960. After the declaration of independence, Chad becomes a state with a one-party system.
Chad's Peaceful Independence (1960-1975)[edit | edit source]
Nowadays, Chadball is an African countryball fully independent since 1960. Chad has a flag that is almost identical to Romania's one, so everyone always miscalled Chad with Romania and vice versa until it really unprofessionally took its eyes out and replaced them with bionic 8balls made by Franceball as a goodbye gift.
Malloum and Tyranny of Habré (1975-1990)[edit | edit source]
It used to be friends with Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball, and Libya rightfully brought the Aouzou strip from it which was rich in resources. But then a rebellion happened, and with a new personality, he went into a fight with Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball and was invaded in 1975. Still, it easily won somehow and kept it.
Another Dictator, another War (1990-2021)[edit | edit source]
Chad is fighting extreme poverty, making it one of the worst countries with medical care.
Assassination of Déby (2021-)[edit | edit source]
Recently, its president died on April 20, 2021, while commanding troops against rebels. He was fatally shot and a transitional state has been made, causing more political violence.
Flag Colors[edit | edit source]
|Cool Black||0, 38, 100||C100-M62-Y0-K61||#002664|
|Philippine Yellow||254, 203, 0||C0-M20-Y100-K0||#FECB00|
|Red (NCS)||198, 12, 48||C0-M94-Y76-K22||#C60C30|
Relationships[edit | edit source]
Friends/copains/(اصحاب/'ashab)[edit | edit source]
- Franceball - My parent. It gave me bionic eyes to replace my old ones as a goodbye gift. Still, I help them shoot les terroristes. But after the protests people are protesting against French presence in Chad, but we are still fine.
- Cameroonball - Best friend. It gib me access to the sea.
- Central African Republicball - 2nd best friend (Why you remove kebab tho?)
- Burkina Fasoball - They had the same eyes type as me from 1958 - 1984 until it removings them.
- Bantuball - Also has the same eye type as me.
- Nigerball - We both can into desert and French language. (But there was a lot of drama in the past)
- Nigeriaball - My English-speaking neighbor. Thanked me for shooting terrorists. Sometimes we get along, sometimes we don't because terrorists cause refugee crises. But why do you want to steal Bakassi from Cameroonball tho?
- Russiaball - Son of Soviet Unionball. It gives me weapons and supplies.
- Chinaball - Thank you for aiding me back in 2017. I really appreciate this aid.
- EUball - Franceball's sophisticated child. Thanks for the aid.
Netural/neture/(محايد/muhayid)[edit | edit source]
- Soviet Unionball - Even if you helped Gaddafi against me, thank you for making Romania’s flag look a little different!
- Israelcube - We now have normal relations. But please don't bully Palestineball!
- Roanokeball - a Non-Virgin City in a Virgin state, Good thing you don't have Virgin in your name, or else you would have been my enemy.
Virgins/(الأعداء/al'aeda')[edit | edit source]
- USVIball - Yuo and other virgin cannot into Chad-like!!!
But if we get to your bed we can fix that lol (sex)
- British Virgin Islandsball - Another virgin!
- Virginiaball - Yet Another Virgin!
- West Virginiaball - Yet even another Virgin!
- Virginia Beachball - YET AGAIN ANOTHER VIRGIN! It is the grandchild of those stupid virgins!
- French Virgin Islandsball - HOW MANY VIRGINS ARE THERE?!
- Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball - ENEMY! THE AOUZOU STRIP IS MINE!
- Romaniaball - CHANGE IT, PLEASE! LIAR, YOU ADOPTED THAT FLAG IN 1990 NOT 1866! NOT VERY GIGACHAD OF YOU!! Otherwise it is moi relative.
- Moldovaball and Andorraball - MORE FLAG STEALERS!!!!!
- Arab Leagueball - Why did you reject moi application back in 2013, just because I'm not fully Arab?
- Sudanball - Leave Darfurball alone and stop surropting my rebels!
- Donald Trump - WHY YUO BANNINGS MY PASSPORT????!?!?!!!???!
- Ugandaball - Yuo stole my throne of African Meme King!!! Remove Ugandan Knuckles and Martin Ssempa!
- Botswanaball & Ghanaball - Are yuo two also trying to compete for the throne two? Remove coffin dance and Yakko Warner memes!
- Boko Haramball - STOP ATTACKING ME AND MY NEIGHBORS OR ELSE THEY'LL ATTACK BACK AGAINST YOU, WEAK TERRORIST!!!
Virgin facts[edit | edit source]
- It was under French rule for exactly 60 years.
- It got its fame from the "Virgin vs Chad" meme.
- Chad is referred to as the "dead heart of Africa" because of this distance from the sea and the country's largely desert climate.
- Racing camels is one of the best sports in its clay.
- Its name was given after this lake.
How to draw[edit | edit source]
- Divide the basic circle shape into three vertical stripes
- Color them of this blue, this yellow and this red
- Draw two 8ball eyes.
Gallery[edit | edit source]
- Central Africa
- Big Countryballs with Small Populations
- Arabic Speaking Countryball
- French Speaking Countryball
- Red Blue Yellow
- Sahara Region
- Toubou Speaking Countryball
- Funny Name
- Sub-Saharan Africa
- African Unionball