Angolaball

Republic of Angolaball : República de Angolabola : Repubilika ya Ngola
←    25/8/1992 - Present
GLORY TO THE MPLA!!! HUEHUEHUEHUE!!!
General information
Government	Unitary dominant-party presidential constitutional republic
Personality	Loud, Patriotic, Aggressive, Assertive
Language	Português Úmbúndú and Kimbundu, Kongo Chiluchazi, Íipàlà, Olungambwe, Olunyaneka, Mbúùnda, Ucôkwe !Kung, Khoe Otjiherero, Ovambo and Rumanyo Chilunda
Type	Bantu Khoisan
Capital	Luandaball
Affiliation	African Unionball CPLPball
Religion	Christianity Roman Catholicism Protestantism Traditional African religions Islam (The whole kebab removing thing was a lie)
Relations and opinions
Friends	Cubaball Chinaball Mozambiqueball Russiaball São Tomé and Príncipeball Cabo Verdeball DR Congoball Portugalball Brazilball Guinea-Bissauball Macauball USAball (sometimes) Serbiaball East Timorball North Koreaball
Enemies	I'm not giving you independence for now Republic of the Congoball (not really) Moxico Stealer FAKE COUNTRY!! Formerly: Evil Racist Zaireball
Likes	Oil, Hue, Evangelical churches, Leila Lopes, Shitposting, Prince Motumbu, Batista Miranda, Kuduro music, Tarzan (he is from my clay!), Call of Duty
Dislikes	Journalism, the AIDS, illegal religious institutions, landmines from his civil war, Jonas Savimbi aka MPLA Remover
Historical information
Preceded by	PR Angolaball
Is of importants
Can into space?	No
Börk	Oil Oil, Hue Hue
Food	Mata-bixo and funs
Status
Experiencing inflation
Notes
RIP, José Eduardo dos Santos.

“	"A convite de Savimbi, holden e chipenda. Porque estão sendo varridos, pelas forças progressistas!"	”
	— Angolaball during the Angolan Civil War

“	Angola Avante! Revolução	”
	— Mozambiqueball to Angolaball

Angolaball officially the Republic of Angolaball, is a Portuguese communism countryball in the west coast of south-central Africa. It is the seventh-largest country in Africa, bordered by Namibiaball to the south, the Democratic Republic of the Congoball to the north, Zambiaball to the east, and the Atlantic Ocean to the west. Angola has an exclave province, the province of Cabindaball that borders the Republic of the Congoball and the Democratic Republic of the Congo. The capital and largest city of Angola is Luandaball.

Angolaball also speaks fluent Portuguese, because its adoptive parent was Portugalball. It is was formerly a communist state but is nowadays no longer relevant since the end of the Angolan Civil War, which lasted until 2002.

Like all countryballs having no gender, its name is a female noun in its native language ( Portuguese).

History

Kingdom of Kongo (1390-1914)

Angolaball descended from a 8ball and Bantuball, as with most Africanballs. Its parent was the Kingdom of Kongoball.

Portuguese trade and conquest, and the MPLA (1575-1975)

Angolaball was born in 1575 and then adopted by Kingdom of Portugal, who just happened to be in the neighbourhood at the time. It grew up with its other adoptive siblings such as Mozambiqueball, East Timorball, and Brazilball.

In 1884, its adoptive parent gave it some more clay from the Berlin Conference. It rebelled against its parent a few decades later, and successfully gained independence in 1975.

Communism, Civil War, and Death to the MPLA! (1975-2002)

Angolaball then suffered a civil war that lasted until 2002. Due to its Portuguese heritage, it can into Hue. It cannot into much relevance.

Em diante! (2002-present)

In 2002 it also found oil and now makes up almost all of its economy.

In 2011, it can into winnings in Miss Universe (the first African country to advance).

Contrary to popular belief, Angolaball actually never banned Islam, that was a hoax. However, due to a low number of the Islamic community and Angola's religion law, which only permitts a religious congregation if said community has 100,000 member/adherents in Angolaball and is present in 12 of 18 provinces, (Kebabs only present on few places and numbered about 90,000), Islam is not yet legal in Angola and it frequently shuts down random mosques. Therefore one could argue it still is a kebab remover but actually it didn't ban Kebab nor has a hatred towards kebabs since it also stopped many Christian congregations and church, too.

Flag Colors

Main Colors

Color Name		RGB	CMYK	HEX
	Black	0, 0, 0	C0-M0-Y0-K100	#000000
	Lava	200, 16, 46	C0-M92-Y77-K22	#C8102E

Emblem Colors

Color Name		RGB	CMYK	HEX
	Cyber Yellow	255, 205, 0	C0-M20-Y100-K0	#FFCD00

Relationships

Friends

• Portugalball - My adoptive parent, but stop saying "Angola é Portugal"!
• Mozambiqueball - Fellow African more irrelevant twin, my people can travel there for visa-free!
• Chinaball - Supplier of weapons during meu Angolan Civil War. Now one of meu trade partners and I'm its best friend in Africa. Also thank yuo for expanding my economy.
• Cabo Verdeball - Friend, many Angolans orginated here.
• Russiaball - Fellow comrade, a supplier of weapons.
• Cubaball - Supported eu during Angolan Civil War.
• Macauball - Cute little sibling. GIB MONEY AND INVESTMENT!!!
• Madeiraball and Azoresball - Islands of my parent.
• Brazilball - Fellow Portuguese speaking friend that is also my frade! HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE. Most of its 8balls came from my clay.
• East Timorball - Sibling from Southeast Asia.
• Serbiaball - Kosovoball is yours. Also kebab removing partner.
• Palestineball - I recognize tu.
• North Koreaball - Wartime friend, don't let UNball know I do business with tu.

Neutral

• Franceball - You supprited Cabinda when I was communist. But we are fine mow.
• USAball - Eu may like my oil, but back when I had a Angolan Civil War you gib supplies of weapons during to the UNITA and FNLA. Why friend? Meu president also doesn't like that tu sanctioned Central African Republicball! but thanks for making me famous from this

Enemies

• Cabindaball - I'm never giving you independence!!!
• Nordesteball and Sulball - Same goes for both of you. Now go to Brazil.
• Union of South Africaball - This disgusting racista supported rebelles against me! Tu deserved your death! Fuck tu!! HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE!!!