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    Angolaball officially the Republic of Angolaball, is a countryball in the west coast of south-central Africa. He is the seventh-largest country in Africa, bordered by Namibia-icon.png Namibiaball to the south, the DR Congo-icon.png Democratic Republic of the Congoball to the north, Zambia-icon.png Zambiaball to the east, and the Atlantic Ocean to the west. Angola has an exclave province, the province of Cabinda-icon.png Cabindaball that borders the Congo-icon.png Republic of the Congoball and the Democratic Republic of the Congo. The capital and largest city of Angola is Angola-icon (division).png Luandaball.

    Angolaball also speaks fluent Portuguese-icon.png Portuguese, because its adoptive father was Portugal-icon.png Portugalball. He is was formerly a communist state but is nowadays no longer relevant since the end of the Angolan Civil War, which lasted until 2002.

    Like all countryballs having no gender, its name is a female noun in its native language (Portuguese-icon.png Portuguese).


    Kingdom of Kongo-icon.png Kingdom of Kongo Kingdom of Kongo-icon.png (1390-1914)

    Angolaball descended from a 8-icon.png 8ball and Bantu-icon.png Bantuball, as with most Africanballs. His father was the Kingdom of Kongoball.

    PortugueseEmpire-icon.png Portuguese trade and conquest, and the MPLA MPLA-icon.png (1575-1975)

    Angolaball was born in 1575 and then adopted by PortugueseEmpire-icon.png Kingdom of Portugal, who just happened to be in the neighbourhood at the time. He grew up with its other adoptive siblings such as Mozambique-icon.png Mozambiqueball, East Timor-icon.png East Timorball, and Brazil-icon.png Brazilball.

    In 1884, its adoptive father gave it some more clay from the Berlin Conference. It rebelled against its father a few decades later, and successfully gained independence in 1975.

    Communism, Civil War, and Death to the MPLA! (1975-2002)

    Angolaball then suffered multiple personality disorder that lasted until 2002. Due to its Portuguese heritage, it can into Hue. He cannot into much relevance.

    Em diante! (2002-present)

    In 2002 it also found oil and went insane with it. It makes up almost all of its economy.

    In 2011, it can into winnings in Miss Universe (the first African country to advance).

    Contrary to popular believes Angola-icon.png Angolaball actually never banned Islam, that was a hoax. However due to low number of Islamic community and Angola's religion law who only permitted a religious congregation if said community has 100,000 member/adherents on Angolaball and present on 12 of 18 provinces, (Kebabs only present on few places and numbered about 90,000), Islam-icon.png Islam is not yet legal in Angola and he frequently shuts down random mosques. Therefore one could argue he still is a kebab remover but actually he didn't ban Kebab nor has a hatred towards kebab since he also stopped many Christian-icon.png Christian congregations and church, too.

    Flag Colors

    Main Colors

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Black 0, 0, 0 C0-M0-Y0-K100 #000000
    Lava Crimson 204, 9, 47 C0-M96-Y77-K20 #CC092F

    Emblem Colors

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Ripe Lemon 255, 203, 0 C0-M20-Y100-K0 #FFCB00






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