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    "A convite de Savimbi, holden e chipenda. Porque estão sendo varridos, pelas forças progressistas!"
    Angola-icon.png Angolaball during the Angolan Civil War
    Angola Avante! Revolução
    Mozambique-icon.png Mozambiqueball to Angolaball

    Angolaball officially the Republic of Angolaball, is a Portuguese communism countryball in the west coast of south-central Africa. It is the seventh-largest country in Africa, bordered by Namibia-icon.png Namibiaball to the south, the DR Congo-icon.png Democratic Republic of the Congoball to the north, Zambia-icon.png Zambiaball to the east, and the Atlantic Ocean to the west. Angola has an exclave province, the province of Cabinda-icon.png Cabindaball that borders the Congo-icon.png Republic of the Congoball and the Democratic Republic of the Congo. The capital and largest city of Angola is Angola-icon (division).png Luandaball.

    Angolaball also speaks fluent Portuguese-icon.png Portuguese, because its adoptive parent was Portugal-icon.png Portugalball. It is was formerly a communist state but is nowadays no longer relevant since the end of the Angolan Civil War, which lasted until 2002.

    Like all countryballs having no gender, its name is a female noun in its native language (Portuguese-icon.png Portuguese).

    History[edit | edit source]

    Kingdom of Kongo-icon.png Kingdom of Kongo Kingdom of Kongo-icon.png (1390-1914)[edit | edit source]

    Angolaball descended from a 8-icon.png 8ball and Bantu-icon.png Bantuball, as with most Africanballs. Its parent was the Kingdom of Kongoball.

    PortugueseEmpire-icon.png Portuguese trade and conquest, and the MPLA MPLA-icon.png (1575-1975)[edit | edit source]

    Angolaball was born in 1575 and then adopted by PortugueseEmpire-icon.png Kingdom of Portugal, who just happened to be in the neighbourhood at the time. It grew up with its other adoptive siblings such as Mozambique-icon.png Mozambiqueball, East Timor-icon.png East Timorball, and Brazil-icon.png Brazilball.

    In 1884, its adoptive parent gave it some more clay from the Berlin Conference. It rebelled against its parent a few decades later, and successfully gained independence in 1975.

    Communism, Civil War, and Death to the MPLA! (1975-2002)[edit | edit source]

    Angolaball then suffered a civil war that lasted until 2002. Due to its Portuguese heritage, it can into Hue. It cannot into much relevance.

    Em diante! (2002-present)[edit | edit source]

    In 2002 it also found oil and now makes up almost all of its economy.

    In 2011, it can into winnings in Miss Universe (the first African country to advance).

    Contrary to popular belief, Angola-icon.png Angolaball actually never banned Islam, that was a hoax. However, due to a low number of the Islamic community and Angola's religion law, which only permitts a religious congregation if said community has 100,000 member/adherents in Angolaball and is present in 12 of 18 provinces, (Kebabs only present on few places and numbered about 90,000), Islam-icon.png Islam is not yet legal in Angola and it frequently shuts down random mosques. Therefore one could argue it still is a kebab remover but actually it didn't ban Kebab nor has a hatred towards kebabs since it also stopped many Christian-icon.png Christian congregations and church, too.

    Flag Colors[edit | edit source]

    Main Colors[edit | edit source]

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Black 0, 0, 0 C0-M0-Y0-K100 #000000
    Lava 200, 16, 46 C0-M92-Y77-K22 #C8102E

    Emblem Colors[edit | edit source]

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Cyber Yellow 255, 205, 0 C0-M20-Y100-K0 #FFCD00

    Relationships[edit | edit source]

    Friends[edit | edit source]

    Neutral[edit | edit source]

    • France-icon.png Franceball - You supprited Cabinda when I was communist. But we are fine mow.
    • USA-icon.png USAball - Eu may like my oil, but back when I had a Angolan Civil War you gib supplies of weapons during to the UNITA-icon.png UNITA and FNLA-icon.png FNLA. Why friend? Meu president also doesn't like that tu sanctioned CAR-icon.png Central African Republicball! but thanks for making me famous from this

    Enemies[edit | edit source]

    Gallery[edit | edit source]

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    Click here to see it.

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