Angolaball officially the Republic of Angolaball (Portuguese: República de Angola; Kikongo, Kimbundu, and Umbundu: Repubilika ya Ngola), is a countryball in the west coast of south-central Africa. He is the seventh-largest country in Africa, bordered by Namibiaball to the south, the Democratic Republic of the Congoball to the north, Zambiaball to the east, and the Atlantic Ocean to the west. Angola has an exclave province, the province of Cabindaball that borders the Republic of the Congoball and the Democratic Republic of the Congo. The capital and largest city of Angola is Luandaball.
Angolaball also speaks fluent Portuguese, because its adoptive father was Portugalball. He
is was formerly a communist state but is nowadays no longer relevant since the end of the Angolan Civil War, which lasted until 2002.
Angolaball descended from a 8ball and Bantuball, as with most Africanballs. His father was the Kingdom of Kongoball. Angolaball was born in 1575 and then adopted by Kingdom of Portugal, who just happened to be in the neighbourhood at the time. He grew up with its other adoptive siblings such as Mozambiqueball, East Timorball, and Brazilball.
In 1884, its adoptive father gave him some more clay from the Berlin Conference. He rebelled against its father a few decades later, and successfully gained independence in 1975. Angolaball then suffered multiple personality disorder that lasted until 2002. Due to its Portuguese heritage, it can into Hue. He cannot into much relevance.
In 2002 it also found oil and went insane with it. It makes up almost all of its economy.
In 2011, it can into winnings in Miss Universe (the first African country to advance).
In 2013, it officially banned Islam and shut down every mosque around Angola, but that has been denied by the government on restrictions on some mosques were placed. He still can into removings of kebab!
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- Portugalball - my adoptive father.... But stop saying "Angola é Portugal"!
- Franceball - Aunt. Thank you for criticizing Islam. I really appreciate it.
- Brazilball - fellow Portuguese speaking friend that is also my brother! HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
- Mozambiqueball - Fellow African
more irrelevanttwin, my people can travel there for visa-free!
- East Timorball - Brother from Southeast Asia we protect yuo against that asian kebab.
- Macauball - Cute little brother. GIB MONEY AND INVESTMENT!!!
- Cape Verdeball - Brother who I helped gain independence.
- Madeiraball - An island region of papa.
- Azoresball - Another island reigon of papa.
- USAball - Supplier of weapons during my multiple personality disorder.
- Chinaball - Supplier of weapons during my multiple personality disorder. Now one of its trade partners. Please don't give independece for Xinjiang. Also thank yuo for expanding my economy.
- Serbiaball and Myanmarball - Kebab removing partners.
- Baliball and Sarawakball - Kebab Removing partner seperatists.
- Soviet Unionball and Russiaball - Supplier of weapons.
- Cubaball - Supported me during my multiple personality disorder.
- Central African Republicball- Another kebeab removing partner.
- Armeniaball - Good Caucasian friend. We also voted against the shameful resolution. Also a kebab removing partner.
- Turkeyball - THE KEBAB LORD!!! REMOVE TURKEY!!!
- Saudi Arabiaball - HYPOCRITE!!! YOU ACCUSE ME OF KILLING MUSLIMS, REMOVE KEBAB!!
- Iranball - NO! PERSIA IS REAL IRAN! YOU'RE JUST A SILLY TERRORIST!
- Syriaball and Iraqball - Terrorist a**holes
- Indonesiaball (except for Baliball) - STOP BULLYING MY BROTHER!
- Malaysiaball and Bruneiball (except for Sarawakball) - Brothers of Indonesiaball! REMOVE NASI LEMAK! AND REMOVE BOLKIAH!
- Palestineball - I recognized yuo, BUT YUO ARE KEBAB SO GO BACK TO ISRAEL!!!
- Union of South Africaball - I would not allow anybody from my clay to go to you racist. You deserved your disgusting death!!!!! F U!!!!!!!
- Pakistanball - ANOTHER STUPID KEBAB And Kashmirball is Belongs to Indiaball!!!
- STUPID KEBAB UNION - BOTH ARE A KEBAB UNION plus yuo accused me for me killing islam and OIC yuo have my brother Mozambique as part of yuo!!
- Somaliaball - PIRATE KEBAB!!, I support everyone against yuo HUE HUE HUE FREE SOMALILAND!!!
- Cabindaball - NO INDEPENDENCE FOR YUO HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
- Russian Empireball - I heard tu have a bad Grandfather of Russia and the bad father of Soviet!!
|Provinces||Bengoball • Benguelaball • Biéball • Cabindaball • Cuando Cubandoball • Cuanza Norteball • Cuanza Sulball • Cuneneball • Huamboball • Huílaball • Luandaball (capital) • Lunda Norteball • Lunda Sulball • Malanjeball Moxicoball • Namibeball • Uígeball • Zaireball|
|Historical entities||Migrants from North and East that became Natives • Ancient Bantus • Kingdom of Kongoball • Portuguese Angolaball • Dutch Loango-Angolaball • PR Angolaball|
|Northern Africa||Algeriaball • Egyptball • Libyaball • Mauritaniaball • Moroccoball • Sudanball • Tunisiaball • Western Saharaball|
|Southern Africa||Angolaball • Botswanaball • Eswatiniball • Lesothoball • Malawiball • Mozambiqueball • Namibiaball • South Africaball • Zambiaball • Zimbabweball|
|East Africa||Comorosball • Djiboutiball • Ethiopiaball • Eritreaball • Kenyaball • Madagascarball • Mauritiusball • Rwandaball • Seychellesball • Somaliaball • South Sudanball • Tanzaniaball • Ugandaball|
|West Africa||Beninball • Burkina Fasoball • Cape Verdeball • Gambiaball • Ghanaball • Guinea-Bissauball • Guineaball • Liberiaball • Maliball • Nigerball • Nigeriaball • Senegalball • Sierra Leoneball • Togoball|
|Central Africa||Burundiball • Cameroonball • Central African Republicball • Chadball • Congoball • DR Congoball • Equatorial Guineaball • Gabonball • São Tomé and Príncipeball|
|Former members||Tanganyikaball • Zanzibarball|