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    "A convite de Savimbi, holden e chipenda. Porque estão sendo varridos, pelas forças progressistas!"
    Angolaball during the Angolan Civil War
    Angola Avante! Revolução
    Mozambiqueball to Angolaball

    Angolaball officially the Republic of Angolaball, is a Portuguese communism countryball in the west coast of south-central Africa. It is the seventh-largest country in Africa, bordered by Namibiaball to the south, the Democratic Republic of the Congoball to the north, Zambiaball to the east, and the Atlantic Ocean to the west. Angola has an exclave province, the province of Cabindaball that borders the Republic of the Congoball and the Democratic Republic of the Congo. The capital and largest city of Angola is Luandaball.

    Angolaball also speaks fluent Portuguese, because its adoptive parent was Portugalball. It is was formerly a communist state but is nowadays no longer relevant since the end of the Angolan Civil War, which lasted until 2002.

    Like all countryballs it do not have a specific gender, even in its native language ( Portuguese) Angolaball have neutral gender, as it also happens in the English language.


    Kingdom of Kongo (1390-1914)

    Angolaball descended from a 8ball and Bantuball, as with most Africanballs. Its parent was the Kingdom of Kongoball.

    Portuguese trade and conquest, and the MPLA (1575-1975)

    Angolaball was born in 1575 and then adopted by Kingdom of Portugal, who just happened to be in the neighbourhood at the time. It grew up with its other adoptive siblings such as Mozambiqueball, East Timorball, and Brazilball.

    In 1884, its adoptive parent gave it some more clay from the Berlin Conference. It rebelled against its parent a few decades later, and successfully gained independence in 1975.

    Communism, Civil War, and Death to the MPLA! (1975-2002)

    Angolaball then suffered a civil war that lasted until 2002. Due to its Portuguese heritage, it can into Hue. It cannot into much relevance.

    Em diante! (2002-present)

    In 2002 it also found oil and now makes up almost all of its economy.

    In 2011, it can into winnings in Miss Universe (the first African country to advance).

    Contrary to popular belief, Angolaball actually never banned Islam, that was a hoax. However, due to a low number of the Islamic community and Angola's religion law, which only permitts a religious congregation if said community has 100,000 member/adherents in Angolaball and is present in 12 of 18 provinces, (Kebabs only present on few places and numbered about 90,000), Islam is not yet legal in Angola and it frequently shuts down random mosques. Therefore one could argue it still is a kebab remover but actually it didn't ban Kebab nor has a hatred towards kebabs since it also stopped many Christian congregations and church, too.

    Flag Colors

    Main Colors

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Black 0, 0, 0 C0-M0-Y0-K100 #000000
    Lava 200, 16, 46 C0-M92-Y77-K22 #C8102E

    Emblem Colors

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Cyber Yellow 255, 205, 0 C0-M20-Y100-K0 #FFCD00




    • Franceball - You supproted Cabinda when I was communist. But we are fine mow.
    • USAball - Eu may like my oil, but back when I had a Angolan Civil War you gib supplies of weapons during to the UNITA and FNLA. Why friend? Meu president also doesn't like that tu sanctioned Central African Republicball! Also likely in 2009, it got me one of the USAball's 3 key strategic African partners by Obama. but thanks for making me famous from this
    • Mexicoball - We good together, eu will probably reopen the embassy if things go nicely. But one of meu children hates tu.



    Polandball Wiki has a gallery of artwork, comics, GIFs, and videos of Angolaball.

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