| “ | BhUtanEsE passpOOoooort! A BhUtonesE pAsspOrt iS a dOcuMent wHiCh authOrizEs and fAcIliTatEs travel and othEr aCtiVitiEs in Bhutan oR bY BhUtaNesE citiZEns! | ” |
— KuchenZimjah, a Wikipedia user that made the original Bhutanese passport Wikipedia audio article[1]
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Bhutanball, officially the Kingdom of Bhutan, is a happy isolated and secretly genocidal countryball in Southern Asia, whose clay borders on that of 
Chinaball and 
Indiaball. It is barely ever relevant, and the only country to remove tobacco and plastic bags. It is also the only country to have a negative amount of carbon dioxide. However, it is of strategic importance to Indiaball's security. It has a strange obsession with the Thunder Dragon. It's language (Dzongkha) is famous because only few people can speak it.
སྐད་ཡིག (History)
Bhutanball's early history is steeped in mythology and therefore hard to trace, but it is generally apart of the 
Tibetan Empireball. In the 1700s, 
Tibetball and 
Qing Chinaball both attempted to Anschluss its clay, but 
Bhutanball managed to retain its independence. In the early 1800s, 
UKball was a large influence on Bhutanball and 
Nepalrawr and has since remained neutral in Chinaball (which it also had clay disputes with) and Indiaball's clay disputes. In 2008 it turned into a constitutional monarchy and modernised. It is now uncorrupt but extremely irrelevant. It once banned television and is horrible to get a visa for in most Western countries.
2017 China–India border standoff
The China–India border standoff was from 6 June 2017 till 28 August 2017. Chinaball wanted to build infrastructure through Bhutanball which would gain its strategic and military influence into the north-eastern Indian stateballs such as 
Arunachal Pradeshball.
There is a relatively thin geographic area between the Indian states of 
Biharball and 
West Bengalball on the west side and 
Assamball on the east side. On the north side is Bhutanball and on the south side is 
Bangladeshball. So if Chinaball builds infrastructure to that thin area then it could cut off Indiaball's access and influence into its eastern states of Assamball, 
Meghalayaball and Arunachal Pradeshball.
After a 2 month long standoff Chinaball finally backed down. However, Indiaball is still suspicious and improved its border security. Indiaball is also concerned about Chinaball's unfounded land grabs territorial claims to the Indian state of Arunachal Pradeshball.
འབྲེལ་བ། འབྲེལ་ལམ། (Relationships)
ཆ་རོགས། ལྟོ་ཚང༌། མཛའ་བཤེས། (Friends)
Indiaball - Best friend who I provide me with hydro electricity and tourist tax free and its military protects me and we will kick China's ass someday! But it has colonized me with trade deficits.
Bangladeshball - Another one who has embassy along with India. No tourist tax for it.
Switzerlandball - European version of us in terms of neutrality and land.
Uyghurball - This kebab deserves to be free from 
COMMIE.
Tibetball - My parent! I MISS YUO SO MUCH! BUT WHY YUO STAYING WITH FAKE CHINA?!! WE SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN ONE FAMILY, Please come back!
Israelcube - Great friends. I have established relationships with it. So, let's be friends!
USAball - Although we haven't establish diplomatic missions yet, but still, we might be friends someday.
Thailandball - My Southeast Asian friend!
Indonesiaball - I only like it because 
one of yuor son is Hindu too.
བར་གནས་ཀྱི། ཕྱོགས་སུ་མ་ལྷུང་བའི། (Neutral)
Nepalrawr (rarely) - WE DON'T WANT LHOTSHAMPAS IN MY CLAY! REMOVE NEPALI SPEAKING LHOTSHAMPAS FROM MY AREA! However, Lord Gautama Buddha was born in your clay so we're good.
North Koreaball - We're both isolated, but it is also a lunatic.
UKball - NOPE, I wasn't part of your empire or protectorate either! Druk Yul never colonized. I hated it for anchlussing the Dooars. At least you helped me with my education so we're OK, for now, we also have a common enemy.
Walesball - We had similar flags!
Myanmarball - Well, even though we're Buddhists, but please control your government.
དགྲ། དགྲ་བྱང་ཕྱད། ངལ་མ་རངསམ། རྒྱབ་འགལ། (Enemies)
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IllusionChinaball - Why YUO ALSO BUILD THINGS IN MY CLAY WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!! I don't recognize you or
Taiwanball. -
Illusion 2.0Taiwanball - I don't recognize you either! 
Kuwaitball - It knocked me down!! 20-0 NEVER FORGET!!
Afghanistanball - YOU DESTROYED YOUR BUDDHIST TEMPLE?!?!
ངོས་དཀར་འཛིན་གཉིས་རིགས་སྒྲོལ་ཁང་བཅས་ཀྱི་ཁ་སྐྱོབ། (Flag colors)
ངའི་སྐྱིད་ཚིགས། (Main colors)
| Color Name | RGB | CMYK | HEX | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sunglow | 255, 204, 31 | C0-M20-Y80-K0 | #FFCC33 | |
| Reddish Orange | 255, 78, 18 | C0-M69-Y93-K0 | #FF4E12 | |
རིགས་དབང་ནང་སྐད་ཡིས། (Emblem colors)
| Color Name | RGB | CMYK | HEX | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| White | 255,255,255 | N/A | #FFFFFF | |
ཕོ་བྲིས། (Gallery)
དབྱངས་བརྡ་དབང་འབྲེལ། (References)
- ↑ Here's the original spoken article audio
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ས་འདིའིས ཡོད་པ། (See also)
| Kingdom of Bhutan, land of Ohm dragons
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| Districts | .png){kind=icon} Bumthangball • Chukhaball • Gasaball • Haaball • Lhuntseball • Mongarball • Paroball • Pemagatshelball • Punakhaball • Samdrup Jongkharball • Samtseball • Sarpangball • Thimphu Districtball ( Thimphuball) • Trashigangball • Trashiyangtseball • Trongsaball • Tsirangball • Wangdue Phodrangball • Zhemgangball
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| Historical entities |  Migrants from the West • Tibetan Empireball
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