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    Armenian SSRball was a Soviet-icon.png Soviet Socialist Republicball in the Caucasus region.


    In 1917, The Russian Republic-icon.png Russian Republicball was overthrown by Soviet-icon.png Sovietball. Sovietball then bought some of Russiaball's sons' new clothes that were red, had designs and had the Hammer & Sickle.

    The Armenia-icon.png First Republic of Armeniaball had held its own for two years in wars with Turkeyball, Azerbaijanball and Georgiaball, but was too exhausted to resist when Sovietball anschlussed him in 1920. Southern parts of Armeniaball's clay rebelled called the Republic of Mountainous Armeniaball, but the rebellion was silenced the next year. Then Sovietball gave Turkeyball and Azerbaijan SSRball most of Armeniaball's clay. But meeting rebel demands, still, let Armenian SSRball keep Syunikball.

    In 1922, Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball decided to group its newly adopted sons. He grouped Azerbaijan SSR-icon.png Azerbaijan SSRball, Armenian SSR-icon.png Armenian SSRball and Georgian SSR-icon.png Georgian SSRball as Transcaucasian SFSRballs. But later they split up again.

    Also in 1922, Sovietball reformed the Armenian language so that spelling and grammar made more sense. Armeniaballs outside of Soviet clay were annoyed by this. But this reformed Eastern Armenian dialect is still used today by Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball. Around this time many of the Armenian cityballs had their names changed into communist ones.

    In the late 20's it had its borders redrawn again to give Nakhchivan-icon.png Nakhchevanball a border with Turkeyball and making the cityball Artvashenball an exclave, yet more ways Sovietball was into screwing Armeniaball out of clay.

    Turkeyball threw a hissy fit when it found out Armenian SSRball used Mt. Ararat on its coat of arms, but because it was pointed out that the moon isn't Kebab clay and yet it's on its flag, Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball was silenced.

    In 1942, Sovietball gave guns to its sons including Byelorussian SSRball to fight Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball. During this time many Armeniaballs fought and died in the war against fascism. After the war, Germany-icon.png Germanyballs were brought over to build roads and bridges.

    On April 24, 1965, in commemoration of the 50th anniversary of the Armenian Genocide, protests were held but a memorial was erected instead in 1967.

    In 1988, a terrible earthquake broke the cityballs Spitak-icon.png Spitakball and Gyumri-icon.png Leninakanball, killing thousands and destroying the economy. Help came from around the world, but today the pieces are still being put back together.

    During this late period, Nagorno-Karabakh Autonomous Oblastball began asking Sovietball for independence or to join Armenian SSRball, but it kept saying nyet. Azerbaijani SSRball, furious at these efforts, began removing Armenian lavash from its clay, butchering hundreds. The stage was being set for a bloody war.

    In 1991, Sovietball died and Armenian SSRball bought new clothes and changed its name to Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball.




    • Russian SFSR-icon.png Russian SFSRball- Neighbour's neighbour who invaded me in 1919. I'm annoyed it gave my clay to Turkeyball but don't want to be sent to gulag for complaining about it.
    • Yugoslavia-icon.png Yugoslaviaball - Some sub region balls in him love me even though we're supposed to pretend they don't exist.


    • Georgian SSR-icon.png Georgian SSRball - Huge dick when it had the chance to rule, but am thankful it didn't try to erase my culture.
    • Azerbaijan SSR-icon.png Azerbaijan SSRball - Is of holding my little brother hostage.
    • Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball - NATO kebab scum! You only join west to protect your sorry ass from us so we can't get back our clay! Gib Ararat! As if I needing more reasons to hating you. RECOGNISE GENOCIDE!
    • USA-icon.png USAball - Remove Capitalist friend of Murderer!
    • Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball - You were inspired by Turks to try and commit Armenian genocide 2.0? NEVER!!


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