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|“||The king of Mali is so rich he's going on tour to let everyone know. 'Wow, that guy's rich,' everyone said.||”|
— Bill Wurtz, history of the entire world, i guess
|“||A ton appeal Mali||”|
Maliball, officially the Republic of Maliball, is a depressed landlocked countryball in West Africa. Despite his poverty and poor living conditions, it can into good music. It also has a military that can into imaginings.
It is both members of the Atlantic-Congo family and of the Nilo-Saharan family.
Maliball is a descendant of the 8ball and also a descendant of Ghana Empireball. His great grandfather was Mali Empireball (and was the richest countryball that ever existed in history), but it was deposed by his son Songhaiball and after the destruction by Kingdom of Moroccoball, it was ruled by Bamana Empireball. His father, Toucouleur Empireball was killed by Franceball, that adopted him.
The African Democratic Rally was founded in French Sudanball as a comprise for Post-WW2 Franceball feeling not too well to hold on to its children. There would be many offsprings of the party, like the one in Guineaball.
On the 4th of April, 1959, French Sudanball asked French Senegalball to merge. Senegal said "Oui" and the Mali Federationball was born, but less in a year in it, split due to internal power struggles. With Senegalball splitting off, Maliball can into independent. Mali went to war against Burkina Fasoball in the Agacher Strip War for oil in its northern clay.
In 2012 Azawadball tried to secede from him, following the same year the north of Maliball is anschlussed by terrorists who invaded Tombouctouball and ruined everything. As of right now Al-Qaedaball and ISISball have huge control of Azawadball's clay. This brought the attention of mother Franceball, who with ECOWASball is landing troops to fight the Jihadists. To this day in it's forever long war. It killed some peacekeepers.
In 2020, the military couped him (DURING GLOBAL CEASEFIRE ), and now the new dictators abolished his government. This, once again ruining everything, messed up his 60th birthday. This caused African Unionball and Francophonieball to kick poor Maliball out of their clubs.
Since the new coup in Maliball in 2021, Mali's new military junta and the west African intl. organisation ECOWASball have not really been getting along. ECOWASball suspended Maliball membership and demanded Mali should return to a more democratic form of government. The Junta proclaimed that this was only a transitional period and agreed to hold elections in February of 2022.
Well, about a week into 2022 the junta stated they would not be holding elections as scheduled, supposedly for safety reasons. They have also presented a plan for the transitional period, and according to this plan, the transitional period will end with a presidential election. In 2026. The more ingenious people in the audience might have noticed that this essentially bypasses the election and is giving a free term of office to the military junta. ECOWASball's members agreed to close their borders to Maliball and suspend diplomatic and trade relations with the countryball and once again it was suspended from the African Unionball. EUball also sanctioned Maliball, but it just brought Russiaball and Chinaball involved to help irrelevant Maliball. Since January, it told Denmarkball to withdraw troops. The junta grew a dislike to Franceball's troops and expelled Franceball's ambassador for criticizing the military junta, giving them 3 days to leave. With French withdrawal from Timbuktuball, Mali went on to replace those troops with Russiaball's. This probably made Franceball feel sour, but who knows yet?
- Senegalball - Brother who was part of my glorious Empire. We share ethnic groups in commun and have quite similaire cultures. We also can into similar flags.
- Russiaball and Chinaball - Merci for blocking sanctions.
- Burkina Fasoball - Neighbour in the South. We both fight terrorists together! Never forget the Agacher Strip War.
- Mauritaniaball - Ahh, the one with the smile. Some of them was used to be part of my clay when je was richer. But jemove slavery plox!
- Nigerball - Sahel brother who is poorer than me. I feel so sorry for him.
- Serbiaball - I support you against Kosovo.
- USAball - Moi good friend.
- Franceball - It really likes moi and consider moi her favorite African adopted son! But moi government really hate vous for criticizing them and you're being blamed for my unrest, so goodbye CFA franc!! But Merci for helping me removing ze jihadists in the desert! Plus one of my people in je clay is like Spiderman!
- Guineaball - Other brother who likes playing Kora and telling stories (was part of je empire) but why did yuo copy mon flag and swap it?
(ignore Senegalball has a similar flag too)ALSO STOP SPREADING EBOLA TO MY COUNTRY!
- Moroccoball - I recognize Western Sahara, but his hospital helped my woman gave birth to nine babies, I appreciate your help moi brother! But screwings for what je did to rich empire!
- Azawadball -
STUPID GOATF***ER!YUO ARE PART OF MON CLAY, NO INDEPENDENCE !!!!
- EUball - HOW DARE YUO SANCTION MOI, MICKELREICH!
- Israelcube - Free Palestine! Our relations are cut...
- Kosovoball - KOSOVO C'EST LA SERBIE!!
- ISISball and Al-Qaedaball - WHY ARE YOU GUYS TERRORISTS?!! THATS IT! I'M GONNA CUT YOUR D**K! IM GONNA CUT YOUR D**K!
Maliball have many security problems on his clay (evil jihadists!) and is one of the least developed countries but tries to stay optimistic and friendly with other countryballs, even if it can be of sad by moments (when they think about his rich grandfathers). If is a music lover and is famous for having the best musicians in West Africa, they also like to tell stories and legends when it plays the Kora (his traditional instrument).
How to draw
Draw Maliball is very simple:
- Divide the basic circle shape into three vertical stripes, green, yellow and red
- Draw the eyes and you've finished.