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Maliball, officially the Republic of Maliball, is a depressed landlocked countryball in West Africa. Despite his poverty and poor living conditions, it can into good music. It also has a military that can into imaginings.[1]
It is both members of the Atlantic-Congo family and of the Nilo-Saharan family.
History
Maliball is a descendant of the 8ball and also a descendant of Ghana Empireball. His great grandfather was
Mali Empireball (and was the richest countryball that ever existed in history), but it was deposed by his son
Songhaiball and after the destruction by
Kingdom of Moroccoball, it was ruled by Bamana Empireball. His father, Toucouleur Empireball was killed by
Franceball, that adopted him.
The African Democratic Rally was founded in French Sudanball as a comprise for Post-WW2
Franceball feeling not too well to hold on to its children. There would be many offsprings of the party, like the one in
Guineaball.
On the 4th of April, 1959, French Sudanball asked
French Senegalball to merge. Senegal said "Oui" and the
Mali Federationball was born, but less in a year in it, split due to internal power struggles. With
Senegalball splitting off,
Maliball can into independent. Mali went to war against
Burkina Fasoball in the Agacher Strip War for oil in its northern clay.
In 2012 Azawadball tried to secede from him, following the same year the north of Maliball is anschlussed by
terrorists who invaded Tombouctouball and ruined everything. As of right now
Al-Qaedaball and
ISISball have huge control of Azawadball's clay. This brought the attention of mother
Franceball, who with
ECOWASball is landing troops to fight the Jihadists. To this day in it's forever long war. It killed some
peacekeepers.
In 2020, the military couped him (DURING GLOBAL CEASEFIRE ), and now the new dictators abolished his government. This, once again ruining everything, messed up his 60th birthday. This caused
African Unionball and
Francophonieball to kick poor Maliball out of their clubs.
Since the new coup in Maliball in 2021, Mali's new military junta and the west African intl. organisation
ECOWASball have not really been getting along.
ECOWASball suspended Maliball membership and demanded
Mali should return to a more democratic form of government. The Junta proclaimed that this was only a transitional period and agreed to hold elections in February of 2022.
Well, about a week into 2022 the junta stated they would not be holding elections as scheduled, supposedly for safety reasons. They have also presented a plan for the transitional period, and according to this plan, the transitional period will end with a presidential election. In 2026. The more ingenious people in the audience might have noticed that this essentially bypasses the election and is giving a free term of office to the military junta. ECOWASball's members agreed to close their borders to
Maliball and suspend diplomatic and trade relations with the countryball and once again it was suspended from the
African Unionball.
EUball also sanctioned Maliball, but it just brought
Russiaball and
Chinaball involved to help irrelevant
Maliball. Since January, it told
Denmarkball to withdraw troops. The junta grew a dislike to
Franceball's troops and expelled
Franceball's ambassador for criticizing the military junta, giving them 3 days to leave. With French withdrawal from Timbuktuball,
Mali went on to replace those troops with
Russiaball's. This probably made
Franceball feel sour, but who knows yet?
Relations
Friends
Senegalball - Brother who was part of my glorious Empire. We share ethnic groups in commun and have quite similaire cultures. We also can into similar flags.
Russiaball and
Chinaball - Merci for blocking sanctions.
Burkina Fasoball - Neighbour in the South. We both fight terrorists together! Never forget the Agacher Strip War.
Mauritaniaball - Ahh, the one with the smile. Some of them was used to be part of my clay when je was richer. But jemove slavery plox!
Nigerball - Sahel brother who is poorer than me. I feel so sorry for him.
Serbiaball - I support you against Kosovo.
USAball - Moi good friend.
Neutral
Franceball - It really likes moi and consider moi her favorite African adopted son! But moi government really hate vous for criticizing them and you're being blamed for my unrest, so goodbye CFA franc!! But Merci for helping me removing ze jihadists in the desert! Plus one of my people in je clay is like Spiderman!
Guineaball - Other brother who likes playing Kora and telling stories (was part of je empire) but why did yuo copy mon flag and swap it?
(ignoreALSO STOP SPREADING EBOLA TO MY COUNTRY!Senegalball has a similar flag too)
Moroccoball - I recognize Western Sahara, but his hospital helped my woman gave birth to nine babies, I appreciate your help moi brother! But screwings for what je did to rich empire!
Enemies
Azawadball -
STUPID GOATF***ER!YUO ARE PART OF MON CLAY, NO INDEPENDENCE !!!!EUball - HOW DARE YUO SANCTION MOI, MICKELREICH!
Israelcube - Free
Palestine! Our relations are cut...
Kosovoball - KOSOVO C'EST LA
SERBIE!!
ISISball and
Al-Qaedaball - WHY ARE YOU GUYS TERRORISTS?!! THATS IT! I'M GONNA CUT YOUR D**K! IM GONNA CUT YOUR D**K!
Personality
Maliball have many security problems on his clay (evil jihadists!) and is one of the least developed countries but tries to stay optimistic and friendly with other countryballs, even if it can be of sad by moments (when they think about his rich grandfathers). If is a music lover and is famous for having the best musicians in West Africa, they also like to tell stories and legends when it plays the Kora (his traditional instrument).
How to draw
Draw Maliball is very simple:
- Divide the basic circle shape into three vertical stripes, green, yellow and red
- Draw the eyes and you've finished.
Gallery
- Recent Changes
- Africa
- Big Countryballs with Small Populations
- French Speaking Countryball
- Desert
- Landlocked
- West Africa
- Red Green Yellow
- Maliball
- UNball
- Fula Speaking Countryball
- Islam
- Sunni
- Countryballs
- Sahara Region
- Tuareg Speaking Countryball
- Dictatorship
- Sub-Saharan Africa
- African Unionball
- Authoritarian
- Unitary
- OICball
- Republic