Pyongyangball (or Pyongyang Chikhalsiball) is the
only largest city and the capitalball of North Koreaball. Pyongyangball lives next to Nampoball and is also the most populated cityball in North Koreaball. Its name means flat soil.
In 313, Pyongyangball clay became part of Goguryeoball. Goguryeoball's king chose Pyongyangball as its capital in 427. Tangball took Pyongyangball's clay in 668 and became clay of Sillaball in 676. When Goryeoball invaded Sillaball, it was called "Sogyongball (서경공)". Pyongyangball got the name back during Joseonball's time. In the First Sino-Japanese war, Pyongyangball became a major battle site.
After the Glorious Leader ruled glorious Pyongyangball clay, it was destroyed. Seoulball was recognized as the capital of North Korea until 1976 when Pyongyangball was fully rebuilt and became the capital. After this, he says" ALL WORSHIP GLORIOUS LEADER BOW DOWN TO OUR SUPREME LEADER!! WE MAKE NUKES AND NUKE SEOULBALL AND SOFIABALL NOW!!"
- SUPREME LEADER - HE IS MY FATHER. IT IS THE GLORIOUS LEADER OF US!! IT SHARES NUKES WITH EVERYONE AND MAKE PYONGYANG A GLORIOUS CITY.
- Moscowball - Russian sibling. You are not commie now why?
- Beijingball - Chinese sibling. Sometimes I fear he has gone soft, but is the capital of North Koreaball's closest ally.
- Tianjinball - Chinese sibling.
- Switzerlandball - My current supreme leader was educated here, so one of the only capitalists I can trust. Also GIB CHOCOLATE PLOX!
- Soviet Unionball- COME BACK! COME BACK! :(
- Seoulball, South Koreaball, DCball, and USAball - I met them in 2018 to improve our relationships. I also planned to denuclearize the entire Korean peninsula. But one more time! I'm not communist dictatorship anymore! I'm socialist now like China!
The guys that it hates the most:
- Hong Kongball - FAKE COUNTRY REMOVE MILK TEA REMOVE CHA SIU REMOVE JOSHUA WONG YUO IS OF CAPITALIST PUPPET REMOVE!
- Nanjingball, Shanghaiball - YUO ARE OF REVISIONIST CRAPITALIST PIG-DOGS!!! I SHALL NUKE ALL OF YUO TO RESTORE GLORIOUS COMMUNISM TO CHINA!
- Los Angelesball - HOW DARE YOU MAKE THAT FALSE PROPAGANDA VIDEO "THE INTERVIEW"! I JUST HACKED YOU AND EVENTUALLY I WILL OF NUKE HOLLYWOOD, AND OF KILL SETH ROGEN WITH FIRE!!! BWAHAHAHA!
- Japanball, Tokyoball - YOU HAVE KILLED AND RAPED OUR PEOPLE!!! WE WILL NEVER FORGET AND WILL ALWAYS DESTROY YOU!
- Chinaball - WE WILL NEVER FORGET THAT YOUR VIRUS COME TO MY CLAY!
- Taiwanball, Taipeiball - YUO ARE FAKE CHINA!!! WHY DOES IT EXIST IN THE WORLD???! SOON WE WILL DESTROY YOU ALONG WITH JAPAN!