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    Nambia-icon.png Nambiaball Namibia-icon.png Namibiaball, officially the Republic of Namibiaball, is a countryball in southern Africa who cannot into water (except for having a coast). Namibia-icon.png Namibiaball is the driest countryball in Sub-Saharan Africa and the most sparsely populated African countryball.

    Initially born in 1884 as German South-West Africaball, Namibiaball is an adoptive child of Germanyball. It was raised by South Africaball until its rebirth as an independent republic in 1991.

    Namibiaball has recently made a video on USAball by insulting itself and satirically pointing out its president Donald Trump-icon.png Donald Trump, who erroneously called it "Nambia".

    History

    Namibiaball's history is lost in time. It was a 8-icon.png native and a nomadic hunter/gatherer.

    Portugalball discovered it in the year 1485. In the 19th century, Union of South Africa-icon.png Boerballs arrived from the south and started arguing with Khoisan-icon.png Khoisanballs.

    German Empire-icon.png German Empireball and USA-icon.png USAball decided to adopt it. After some wars, Namibiaball was split into a UK-icon.png British part and a German Empire-icon.png German part. In WWI UK-icon.png UKball asked Union of South Africa-icon.png Union of South Africaball to "liberate" Namibiaball from German Empire-icon.png German Empireball. Union of South Africa-icon.png Union of South Africaball thought the "liberation" was forever.

    Namibiaball eventually had enough of apartheid and became independent in 1990 after some wars.

    It is now very peaceful and has a strong GDP per capita for the continent. Dropping oil prices have hurt its economy though.

    In 2020, Namibia-icon.png Namibiaball elected Adolf Hitler Uunona, which is definitely not a reference to Hitler-icon.png the German dictator.

    Flag colors

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Tangerine Yellow 255, 206, 0 C0-M19-Y100-K0 #FFCE00
    Catalina Blue 0, 53, 128 C100-M59-Y0-K50 #003580
    Crimson 210, 16, 52 C0-M92-Y75-K18 #D21034
    White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF
    Spanish Green 0, 149, 67 C100-M0-Y55-K42 #009543

    Relationships

    Friends

    Enemies

    • Union of South Africa-icon.png Union of South Africaball - WORST ENEMY EVER! DISGUSTING! UTTER SHAME TO HUMANITY! YUO ARE THE MOST RACIST DISGUSTING I WILL FOREVER HATE YOU AND I AM GLAD THAT I AM FREE FROM AN EVIL BASTARD LIKE YOU! EVEN YOUR South Africa-icon.png PRESENT SELF LIKES ME.
    • Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball - Racist who is worse than Apatheid! BTW, we elected yuor leader, LMAO!
    • German Empire-icon.png German Empireball - WORST EMPIRE EVER!  I AM A SHAME TO BE YOUR CHILD! Even your Germany-icon.png present self likes me.
    • Donald Trump-icon.png Donald Trump - My name is Namibia, not Nambia-icon.png Nambia!
    • Egypt-icon.png Egyptball - REMOVE SISI! 7-1 AND 8-2 NEVER FORGET!
    • Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball - KOSOVO IS Serbia-icon.png SERBIA you dum dum idiot who is only thinking about independence!
    • Albania-icon.png Albaniaball - Kosovo-icon.png KOSOVO IS NOT YOURS!

    Gallery

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    Polandball Wiki has a gallery of artwork, comics, gifs and videos of Namibiaball.

    Click here to see it.


    See also

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