Namibiaball

Republic of Namibiaball : Republiek van Namibiëbal : Republik Namibiakugel: Repaboliki ya Namibiabolo
↓   21 March 1990 – Present
Am not Nambia, stupid Trump!
General information
Government	Unitary dominant-party semi-presidential republic
Personality	Shy, cool minded, forgiving to
Language(s)	English German Afrikaans Khoekhoe Oshiwambo Herero Kavango
Capital	Windhoekball
Affiliation	African Unionball Commonwealthball G77
Religion	Christianity Protestantism Lutheranism Anglicanism Adventism Roman Catholicism Traditional African religion Islam Sunni Atheism
Relations and opinions
Friends	South Africaball Cubaball Angolaball (except for that name stealer) Germanyball DR Congoball Botswanaball Zambiaball Zimbabweball We both hate Capriviball! Russiaball Chinaball Yuo can into my clay We elected your dictator LMAO
Enemies	Apartheid Capriviball APOLOGIES FOR GENOCIDE! Disgusting racist Nonexistent country 7-1 and 8-2 NEVER FORGET! Name stealer
Likes	Tourists, Behati Levine, N!xau, The Gods Must Be Crazy, making jokes about Trump's Shithole and Nambia insults, Adolf Hitler, Joe Biden, diamond mining, having a proper port aside from Walvis Bay, uranium mining
Dislikes	Genocide, apartheid, Union of South Africa, Trump (Don't call me Nambia or a sh* thole!), Loosing 7-1 and 8-2 to Egyptball, COVID-19, not having a proper port, shallow waters with rock floors
Historical information
Preceded by	South West Africaball
Notes
Elected Adolf Hitler as a local politician.

“	Nambia's [sic] health system is increasingly self-sufficient.	”
	— Donald Trump

Nambiaball Namibiaball, officially the Republic of Namibiaball, is empty as shit a countryball in southern Africa who cannot into water (except for having a coast). Namibiaball is the driest countryball in Sub-Saharan Africa and the most sparsely populated African countryball.

Initially born in 1884 as German South-West Africaball, Namibiaball is an adoptive child of Germanyball. It was raised by South Africaball until its rebirth as an independent republic in 1991.

Namibiaball has recently made a video on USAball by insulting itself and satirically pointing out its president  Donald Trump, who erroneously called it "Nambia".

History

Namibiaball's history is lost in time. It was a native and a nomadic hunter/gatherer.

Portugalball discovered it in the year 1485. In the 19th century,  Boerballs arrived from the south and started arguing with Khoisanballs.

German Empireball and USAball decided to adopt it. After some wars, Namibiaball was split into a British part and a German part. In WWI UKball asked Union of South Africaball to "liberate" Namibiaball from German Empireball. Union of South Africaball thought the "liberation" was forever.

Namibiaball eventually had enough of apartheid and became independent in 1990 after some wars.

It is now very peaceful and has a strong GDP per capita for the continent. Dropping oil prices have hurt its economy though.

In 2020, Namibiaball elected Adolf Hitler Uunona, which is definitely not a reference to the German dictator.

Flag colours

Colour Name		RGB	CMYK	HEX
	Tangerine Yellow	255, 205, 0	C0-M20-Y100-K0	#FFCD00
	Catalina Blue	0, 47, 108	C100-M56-Y0-K58	#002F6C
	Crimson	200, 16, 46	C0-M92-Y77-K22	#C8102E
	White	255, 255, 255	N/A	#FFFFFF
	Spanish Green	0, 154, 67	C100-M0-Y56-K40	#009A44

Relationships

Friends

• Germanyball - It apologized for genocide! Thank you!!! And we still like yuor culture here. Also, 1/3 of our white population is still German.
• South Africaball - My best buddy and my step-cousin! We often hang out and braai.
• Cubaball - We fought against Apartheid together!
• Angolaball - Thanks for supporting my independence. Also, change this one's name plox.
• Botswanaball - My eastern neighbor and best friend. We both can into democracy and stability.
• Finlandball - Is teach me the word of god and sauna. We have good relations, and we have embassies in each other's capitals.
• Holy Roman Empireball - My grandparent.
• Gay and Lesbian Kingdomball - I let you into my clay just like South Africaball.

Enemies

• Union of South Africaball - WORST ENEMY EVER! DISGUSTING! UTTER SHAME TO HUMANITY! YUO ARE THE MOST RACIST AND DISGUSTING THING, I WILL FOREVER HATE YOU AND I AM GLAD THAT I AM FREE FROM AN EVIL BASTARD LIKE YOU! EVEN YOUR PRESENT SELF HATES YUO.
• Nazi Germanyball - Racist who is worse than Apatheid! BTW, we elected yuor leader, LMAO!
• Israelcube - GENOCIDER!!! SUPPORTED THIS APARTHEID REGIME!! EVEN MY SISTER HATES YOU.
• German Empireball - WORST EMPIRE EVER!  I AM A SHAME TO BE YOUR CHILD! YOU COMMITTED GENOCIDE ON THE HERERO AND NAMA PEOPLE AND REDUCED THEIR POPULATIONS BY 80%, WHY?! Hope your grandson likes repaying reperations.
• Donald Trump - My name is Namibia, not Nambia!
• Egyptball - REMOVE SISI! 7-1 AND 8-2 NEVER FORGET!
• Namibeball - Name stealer, remove! But your dad likes me.

See also

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