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    Central African Republicball

    The Central African Republicball or the CARball is an African carball an automobile that other African clays use countryball from Central Africa. Currently, it's suffering from a conflict involving a bunch of Sélékaball. Central African Republicball is also the poorest, 2nd least happiest, and 2nd least developed country in African Union-icon.png Africa and the world (Niger-icon.png Nigerball beats CAR-icon.png CARball in the latter two). Its HDI is 0.352 as of 2016. Central African Republicball can into being a car, because of its abbreviation, "CAR".

    History

    CARball is made in a car factory a descendant of the Bantu-icon.png Bantuball. For a long period, the Kanem Kingdom-icon.png Kanem Empireball and later on Bornu Kingdom-icon.png Bornu Empireball would raid the lands and capture Bantu-icon.png Bantuballs for 8-icon (colony).png slaves.

    It was from the 1830s, it was that Dar al Kutiball was founded as the successor of Dar Rungaball. The founder was Djougoultoum, a son of the ruler of the Kingdom of Baguirmi-icon.png Kingdom of Baguirmiball, sent by the kalak (sultan) of the Wadai-icon.png Wadai Sultanate in Chad-icon.png Chadball. Since Dar al-Kuti was a breeding ground for slaves, it became a vassal of Wadai-icon.png Sultanate of Wadaiball. Their were other states such as Rafaiball and Zemioball that were influenced by Islam-icon.png Islamball.

    Later, France-icon.png Franceball's colony French Congo-icon.png French Congoball founded the capital of French Congo-icon.png Banguiball, which was administed by the Upper Ubangi Company. In 1903 it earned independence as the colony Ubangi-Shari-icon.png Ubangi-Shariball.

    To profit, France-icon.png Franceball had private companies (such as that of the Upper Ubangi Company) extract from the locals of Ubangi-Shari-icon.png Ubangi-Shariball. By forcing 8-icon.png 8ball into unfree labour made the companies rich, which in turn gave their wealth to the French government.

    A central African, Barthélemy Boganda founded the "Movement for the Social Evolution of Black Africa", and the country pushed to a path of independence. Sadly he died in a plane crash, and David Dacko became future president instead.

    It gained freedom from its parent and colonist, France-icon.png Franceball, back in 1960 when all other African countries were doing it. Surprisingly, Japan-icon.png Japanball (8/13/1960) and South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball (9/5/1963) are the first Asian countryballs to recognize the CAR.

    CAR-icon.png Jean-Bedel Bokassa seized power as president in 1966. After dissolving the National Assembly he made stupid decisions. He changed the laws to its likes, such as imprisoning people who couldn't afford jobs. He also put monitors to patrol everyone. He promoted himself to "full General" by 1971, and "president for life" by March 4, 1972.

    Bokassa would also use diamonds, the natural resource of the country, to show off how wealthy he was, draining the country. He wasted 25% of the country's resources.

    In 1976, CAE-icon.png Jean-Bedel Bokassa ordered Vatican-icon.png the pope to put the crown on his head and declared himself emperor of the CAE-icon.png Central African Empireball and the 13th Apostle of Jesus, which just shows how mad crazy he is. He was backed by France-icon.png Franceball anyway, not a surprise.

    Another thing Bokassa done was have schoolchildren wear his uniforms. In April 1979, he arrested and killed 100 pupils for refusing to buy uniforms from one of his wives. He personally beat many of them to death.

    Finally, he was overthrown in 1979 by the people.

    Sadly, the Central African Republicball cannot into lasting a day or two without a coup or a war. It lives in extreme poverty and half of this population is dependent on foreign aid.

    In 2001, a coup attempt against President CAR-icon.png Ange-Félix Patassé took place but failed out of Gaddafi Libya-icon.png Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball intervening against it. The Chief Staff of the Armed Forces François Bozizé was behind it, the Libyans tried capturing him but he was able to escape to Chad-icon.png Chadball.

    Forces loyal to Bozizé struck again in 2003, taking advantage of the president having departed to a meeting in Niger-icon.png Nigerball. This time they succesfully captured Banguiball and Bozizé's regime started.

    His regime was marked by corruption and cronyism, which led to the beginning of the Central African Republic Bush War, where Islam-icon.png Muslims who felt excluded revolted. In 2007 a cease fire and peace agreement was reached between the main rebel groups and the government, violence however persisted.

    In 2012, the conflict restarted with the rebels accusing President Bozizé of violating the terms of their earlier agreement. The Muslim groups united into a military alliance know as Islam-icon.png Seleka, who seized the country in 2013.

    Because of this, EU-icon.png EUball put sanctions on CAR-icon.png CARball, and a new conflict started between the newly formed government and Christianity-icon.png Christian militias known as Anti-balaka allied with forces loyal to ex-President François Bozizé. An UN-icon.png UNball International Support Mission was formed to the country.

    In 2014, Islam-icon.png Seleka leader and President Michel Djotodia resigned, yet conflict continued between Islam-icon.png Ex-Seleka and Christianity-icon.png Anti-balaka. A National Transitional Council was elected to fill the power vacuum with the backing of the UN-icon.png UNball Mission, they formed a weak government.

    In 2016, CAR-icon.png Faustin-Archange Touadéra was elected President and had to deal with a country lost in chaos amidst rebels and foreign interests. He decided to put some order in the house and got close to Russia-icon.png Russiaball while distancing from France-icon.png Franceball, that was not considered a good ally after all those years.

    Russia-icon.png Russiaball then came to help with CARball's civil war, sending mercenaries and training the then weak CAR-icon.png CARball's military. CAR-icon.png CARball was then able to defeat some rebels, which led in 2020 to the improbable, mortal enemies such as Islam-icon.png Ex-Seleka and Christianity-icon.png Anti-balaka united into a military alliance with the Bozizé loyalists that became known as "Coalition of Patriots for Change".

    In 2021, Russia-icon.png Russian mercenaries and government forces launched an offensive against the territories held by the Coalition of Patriots for Change. France-icon.png Franceball didn't like the idea of giving up its influence in the former colony by seeing it reunited under Russia-icon.png Russiaball influence, so it suspended aid and military cooperation with CAR-icon.png CARball in May 2021.

    In 2022, out of falling at odds with France-icon.png Franceball, in an attempt to distantiate from the CFA franc, CAR-icon.png CARball became the 2nd country that can into Bitcoin.

    How to draw

    Draw CARball is as follows:

    1. Divide the basic circle shape into four horizontal stripes
    2. Color them of this blue, white, this green and this yellow
    3. Draw a thick vertical red stripe on all the stripes.
    4. Draw a yellow star in the left blue part
    5. Draw the eyes and you've finished.
    6. OPTIONAL: add wheels to summon the car

    Relations (bungbi)

    Friends (kamarade)

    Neutral (na yâ)

    Enemies (Nzapa)

    • Sudan-icon.png Sudanball - EVIL!! STOP SUPPORTING LRA-icon.png TERRORISTS!! YOU ARE FAKE SUDAN!!
    • LRA-icon.png LRAball - TU ARE WORSE THAN KEBAB! STOP KILLING MOI PEOPLE FOR NO REASON!!!
    • EU-icon.png EUball - REMOVE SANCTIONS!! WHAT DID JE EVEN DO TO DESERVE THIS?
    • Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball - LIAR! My president called for the unification of both Kebabs and Christians, but the Seleka keep terrorizing my people! But when I defend my people, yuo accuse me of kebab removal?! At least I like one of your cities (Kars).
    • Pakistan-icon.png Pakistanball - Also accuses me of killing kebab! Remove! But its former prime minister has visited my clay.
    • Republic of Logone-icon.png Republic of Logoneball - NON A L'INDEPENDANCE FOR TOI HONHONHONHONHON!!!
    • Western Sahara-icon.png Western Saharaball - MOROCCO MAY BE KEBAB BUT HE IS 500% BETTER THAN TU, FAKE COUNTRY!!
    • Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaijanball - Leave Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball and Artsakh-icon.png Artsakhball alone!!!
    • Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball - KEBAB THAT IS PART OF SERBIA! I'M GLAD I WITHDREW YOUR RECOGNITION!!
    • Palestine-icon.png Palestineball - I recognize tu, but vous are kebab so I HATE TU!! REMOVE!!! get ready to be crushed by cars muonhonhonhonhonhon *splat*

    Gallery

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    Click here to see it.


    Trivia

    • It had a Islam-icon.png Muslim president once.
    • It is currently having a civil war since 2012.


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