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|“||მოიხსენი არაყი! (Remove Vodka!)||”|
|“||ჩემი ხატია სამშობლო,
სახატე მთელი ქვეყანა,
თავისუფლება დღეს ჩვენი
მომავალს უმღერს დიდებას,
|“||წყალს ნაფოტი ჩამოჰქონდა
ალვისი ხის ჩამონათვალი
დადექ ნაფოტო მიამბე
(ts’q’als napot’i chamohkonda
alvisi khis chamonatvali
|“||Who needs Maradona, when you got Kvaradona?||”|
— Khvicha Kvaratskhelia, The Champions
|“||Do you guys even have [sic] a slight idea of what an Armenian (woman) would be does to a man?
If you don't, then Kanye should let you know what it does to a man.
Georgiaball (Georgian: საქართველობურთი, Sakartveloburti) is a countryball located in the Caucasian region of Eurasia. They are bordered by the Black Sea to the west, Russiaball, along with the separatist Abkhaziaball and South Ossetiaball to the north, Türkiyeball and Armeniaball to the south, and Azerbaijanball to the southeast.
Their claim to fame is that their clay is the birthplace of Joseph Stalin. Speaking of clay, they have 69,700 km² of it (57,140 if you recognise Abkhaziaball and South Ossetiaball), making them the 119th largest countryball (123rd if you recognise Abkhaziaball and South Ossetiaball), and with a population of 4,024,994 inhabitants (3,728,573 if you recognise Abkhaziaball and South Ossetiaball), the 128th most populous countryball (129th if you recognise Abkhaziaball and South Ossetiaball).
The Georgian language uses an ancient alphabet unique to all other languages. Some letters look like hands and can be arranged to look like faces, which is how Japanball was able to create a few of their emoticons, such as this: ლ(^ε^ლ).
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The earliest evidence for Georgiaball's territory being inhabited date back to 1.8 million years ago, as evidenced from the town and archaeological site of Dmanisi, the oldest piece of evidence of human life outside of Africa. Some of the next known evidence of occupation of Georgian territory comes from those of the Shulaveri-Shomu culture (around 6500-5000 B.C.). This group started early metallurgy around the 6th millennium BC with their use of obsidian tools, and from the 4th millennium, they spread their metals further into the Transcaucasian region.
Other ancient settlements included circular or oval houses, featuring central piers and chambers, known as "Darbazi" houses. Ancient cultures that inhabited Georgiaball and eastern Anatolia were the fourth and third millennium B.C. Kur
wa-Araxes culture, which gave way to the Trialeti culture in the 2nd millennium. Proof of their settlements lay at the village of Beshtasheni and the old Testament figure of Ozni, with examples of their ways of life including barrow burials, with carbon dated to the 2nd millennium B.C. in the province of Trialeti. This all testifies to an advanced and well-developed culture of architecture.
Around the 12th century B.C. came the "Diauehi", a tribal union of Georgian people. Research has found that since the 7th Century B.C., this tribe had early political and state formations, characterized by advanced metallurgy and goldsmith techniques. They, between 2100-75 B.C. survived the invasions by several groups, such as Achaemenid Empireball or Urartuball. This, did, however, make the Proto-Kartvelian union break up into several smaller kingdoms, which each created their own Kartvelian languages. The most famous of these languages is the Georgian language, spoken By 3.4 million people today. These groups include the Svans, who were dominant in northern areas like modern-day Abkhaziaball, Zans, which inhabited modern-day Samegrelo-Zemo Svanetiball, while many different Eastern Kartvelians formed the majority in modern eastern Georgiaball. Soon enough, two countryballs who could into future Georgian culture and statehood formed in the 8th Century B.C., with the west known as Colchisball, and in the east known as the Kingdom of Iberiaball.
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- აზერბაიჯანი - It's a good neighbor. it's rich and supplies me with the energy that I am needings through its fights, but don't attack your Neightbor.
- კანადა - It likes Ukraineball so I like it.
- კოლხეთი - My sibling and a friend of the Kebab.
- სამეგრელო - It is my oldest sibling! We connected with blood and it is very cool! While the Georgian language was distorted by the Persians and Ottomans, It has preserved the ancient Georgian (Colchian) language to this day. Btw, the first president of Georgia was Mingrelian.
- ბალტიისპირეთი - Good friends and vodka removers.
- ფინეთი - The Nordic Sibling! We both are vodka removers! I applaud you for successfully defending your homeland during the Winter War. I wish I was like you... (wait, I was once like it too, if not better)
- საბერძნეთი - It owns golden fleece to Georgiaball and does not want to return it. Also a Orthodox.
- ირანი - We two had bloody relations back in history (Mostly it being the aggressor, of course), but now we are great friends. Iranians love visiting our clay. We like each other and thank you for not a recognizing Abkhaziaball and South Ossetiaball (Even tho this so-called "Ossetia" is Iranian as well)
- ისრაელი - Old sib (nearly 27 centuries old), we like each other a lot. Nowadays supplies me with guns, and upgrades tanks and more, but please don't attack yuor neighbour.
- იაპონია - Nice autos, interesting culture, gibed monies. but it's strange as fuck... (btw, there's a thriving tuner scene in Tbilisi, Tokyo Drift? More like, Tbiliso Drift! Haha!)
- კოლუმბია - Good Friend! It hates that Name stealer!
- მოლდოვა - Another vodka removing friend. Also part of G.U.A.M.
- ფილიპინები - It likes my best friend Ukraineball so I like it. But hey, Wow_mao was born in its clay!
- პოლონეთი - We like each other very much and hate Russiaball and LGBTball, also thanks for supporting me against this dumbass. DEFEND PIEROGI! HAPPY 100th ANNIVERSARY TO YOU!
- რუმინეთი - Good friend, it recognized my independence from vodka in 1918 and it also likes to remove vodka!
- უკრაინა - Best friend. We both hate Vodka and are part of G.U.A.M. gives it tanks, planes, and Molotov cocktails. We always give each other 12 points on Eurovision. THIS is what true friendship looks like. But its recent activities towards our tourists and even politics kinda confuses us.
- სერბეთი - We are friendly due to our similar religion, I also support him against this fake country
- დიდი ბრიტანეთი (minus that flag stealer) - Burger's parent. Also removes Vodka. And thanks to NCS for one of the Georgian artist's, Zaza Tevtidze, who made one of the greatest gaming music ever.
- ამერიკა (Except for Georgiaball (USA))- Our close friend and ally, help us giving javelins and training our soldiers, go Trump! Its child is a rip off though.
- მაროკო (Since 2020) - My Maghrebi friend. Since it hates that foolish vodka child from becoming independent in you. And also I'll support you against that evil vodka from both of our separatist children becoming independent.
- სომხეთი - An old friend and neighbor. We had many great times together although today we of not seems to beings as close as we used to. Still, it's one of those who can understand my problems. GIB BACK LORE YUO DAMN ARMEN AND JAVAKHETI IS MINE! (Also, Bagrationi/Bagratuni stronk!!)
- თურქეთი - Biggest trading partner after EUball, and us can into visa-free travel! Thanks for the pipework and the railroad. Many of its tourists come and help the economy! But glorious Adjara is our clay and stop supporting !
- პაკისტანი - Even though you're friends with Russia, you're still a good friend for not recognizing 2 fake countries and you're a friend of both Azerbaijan and Türkiye.
- ჩინეთი - Although I recognize you are the real/fake China and you don't recognize. But you always be friends with Vodka...
- ტაივანი - Sorry, I can't recognize your passport, you're a faker...
- პალესტინა - Same thing I said towards Fake China, remove Hamas and stop befriending that stinky vodka!
- კოსოვო - Sorry but you belong to Serbiaball
- სეპარატისტები - OH NO, NO YUO AGAIN! GO BACK TO YUOR PARENT YUO TWO STUPID VODKA RIPOFF CHILDREN. I TREATED YUO LIKE SIBLINGS AND THAT'S HOW YUO REPAY ME?! THAT'S IT! I'LL GET BOTH OF YUO AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!
- ჯორჯია - NAME STEALER! I AM CENTURIES OLDER THAN YOU ARE SO CHANGE YOUR NAME ALREADY! REMOVE COCA-COLA! REMOVE LIL NAS X! REMOVE PEACHES!
- რუსეთი - Alright first off, this was obvious. just because I switched my flag to represent Saint George and open arms to every country. It blames me for causing political turmoil and used that excuse to invade me in 2008! I get that Saakashvili was a fool. BUT YOU HATED IT AND USED THAT EXCUSE TO HATE ME!
- ყირიმი - YOU ARE PART OF UKRAINE! YUO ARE A FAKE CRIMEA!
- სარდინა, - FLAG STEALER!
- ნიკარაგუა - Stop supporting Abkhaziaball and South Ossetiaball or else I support all the protesters against you!
- ვენესუელა - STOP SUPPORTING ABKHAZIA AND SOUTH OSSETIA!! I SUPPORT JUAN GUAIDO AGAINST YOU!!
- ინგლისი - STOP SAYING I STOLE YOUR FLAG! I AM CENTURIES OLDER THAN YOU, THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE! AND WHY DID YOU TELL RUSSIA TO KILL ME!?
- სირია - RECOGNISES THESE FAKE CHILDREN
- ნაურუ - ALSO SUPPORTS ABKHAZIA AND SOUTH OSSETIA!!
- ლგბტ - REMOVE HOMO! EVEN SHITY VODKA HATES YUO SO MUCH!!!
- დსრ ლსრ - YOU BOTH BELONG TO UKRAINE AND THAT'S IT, ALSO YOU BOTH RECOGNISE THOSE SEPARATIST KIDS SO NOPE!!!!!!
- კუბა - SUPPORTED THIS PIECE OF SHIT AGAINST ME
||Armeniaball • Azerbaijanball • Belarusball • Kazakhstanbrick • Kyrgyzstanball • Moldovaball • Russiaball • Tajikistanball • Uzbekistanball|
|Former Members||Georgiaball • Ukraineball|
|Republics||Armeniaball • Azerbaijanball ( Artsakhball • Talyshball • Udiball) • Georgiaball ( Abkhaziaball • Adjaraball • South Ossetiaball) • Russiaball () Astrakhanball • Chechnyaball • Dagestanball • Ingushetiaball • Adygeaball • Kabardino-Balkariaball • Karachay-Cherkessiaball • North Ossetia–Alaniaball • Stavropolball • Lezginball • Aghulball • Tsakhurball • Andiball • Tabasaranball • Tatball • Lakball • Abaziniaball • Kumykiaball|
|Other Countries||Iranball • Turkeyball|
|Historical||Lazball • Avarball • Nogaiball • Circassiaball • Svanetiball • Mingreliaball • Kuban Cossacksball • Terek Cossacksball • Don Cossacksball • Transcaucasiaball|