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    Ape kabar!
     
    — Jakartaball
    Wicis Literali Aktual Kul Literali Wicis
     
    — Some random dude in South Jakarta

    Jakartaball, officially known as flooded capital city DKI Jakartaball, is the capital and the largest city of Indonesiaball. Its short name is Jakartaball, its long name is Bola Daerah Khusus Ibukota Jakarta (Special Capital Region of Jakartaball). It cannot into a clean city and is overcrowded with 10.56 million inhabitants in a 662 km² city area.

    It was known by many names throughout its history such as Sunda Kelapa, Jayakarta, and Batavia. It is really into loving floods and traffic jam. It is of dense city in Indonesia, and can into many diversities. Almost all ethnicities in Indonesia live in Indonesia. Even before it of sucks.

    History

    Jakartaball was born as a settlement of Sundanese known as Sunda Kelapa. For almost a millennia (7th-16th century) it served as the main port of Sunda Kingdomball until kebabs influenced this glorious kingdom.

    In 1521 Kingdom of Portugalball arrived in Sunda Kelapa amid tension between Banten Sultanateball and Demak Sultanateball. Surprises, Sunda's king, made a treaty with the Portuguese to protect the Sunda Kingdom from those squishing kebabs, but the Portuguese were too weak and Sunda Kalapa anschlussed by Demak Sultanateball and renamed into Jayakarta.

    In the early 17th century, Jayakarta turned into a major trading post of East India Companyball and Dutch East India Companyball. Deteriorating relations between the two companies and local rulers turned into a conflict with Dutch victory, and Jayakarta was renamed 'Batavia under Dutch control in 1619.

    Under VOC and later Dutch East Indiesball, Batavia became a major port and developed rapidly, attracting Chinese and Arabian merchants and workers but sadly they did not do well...

    In 1942 Empire of Japanball anschlussed Malay Archipelago in its entirety and renamed Batavia into Jakarta (because the Japanese can't spell nor write Jayakarta easily so they shortened the name). And still with that name until this day (thanks Japan!).

    Indonesiaball declared its independence on August 17, 1945, at Soekarno's house in Jakarta, but during Indonesian National Revolution the city became the primary target of Dutch's possession and as a result, there is no major war in Jakarta during that period, because of Dutch control.

    In 1949 after Round Table Conference, Jakarta returned to Indonesia and became the country's problematic capital until [1] announced the movement of capital into East Kalimantanball in 2019.

    Appendices

    Jakartaball used to be Sundanese, but because of extensive contact with foreigners, they developed new creole language and culture, under the name Betawi (from the word Batavia).

    You can find nearly all ethnicities from Indonesia in Jakarta. Although it will be very hard because the lingua franca in Jakarta is Indonesian, all of their faces is the same and only the elders can speak their own local language. The younger generation who grew up in Jakarta speaks Betawi Malay and swears a lot.

    Jakarta has located in an alluvial plain and many of the areas that were once large swamps, mangroves, peat lands, and lowland forests transformed into a concrete forest. This, along with the fact that Jakarta has many rivers that can be considered as "semi-delta", makes Jakarta prone to flood, and deep foundations from buildings further increased the sinking rate of this city. The first recorded flooding in Jakarta dated back to the 17th century.

    Due to the problems above, Soekarno back in the '60s had planned new capital in Central Kalimantanball beyond Palangkarayaball. However, when Soeharto removed him from office, this plan was canceled and anything began to become worse. Only in 2019, the government decided to move the capital, now into East Kalimantanball. with Chinaball's money and monopoly by Chinese conglomerates

    Relationships

    Kota Kembar (Sister Cities)

    Teman (Friend)

    • Japanball - Thanks for returning my name, now we are best trading partner. Sorry for Malari 1974 tho.
    • Demak Sultanateball - Parent who turned me into kebab.
    • Portugalball - Its old past is first European power in my clay, and you left some of your artifacts here. Today we know you for CR7 and Luis Figo.
    • Netherlandsball - It changed my name to Batavia and shaped me to a not really good city. Thanks for teaching me to cope with seawater but we do not have money to do it, so gib money pl0x.
    • Bangka Belitung Islandsball - Great holiday destination and tin supplier. Ahok is from this province.
    • North Sumatraball - Has good business here. Holiday destination.
    • Baliball - Another holiday destination but overrated
    • Jawa - Almost half of me is their descendant. Of good blokes unlike my neighbor.
    • Yemenball - My governor was came from your ancestor.
    • Manilaball - We can into many similarities! Street foods, vendors, etc.

    Neutral

    • Surabayaball - Friendly rival, it was bigger than me back in the colonial era.
    • Indonesiaball - It is the reason why I suck Stop your corruption and please treat your capital better! But it moved the capital to East Kalimantanball. I don't care that much, at least we both hate Kadrun Kebabs and the Islamic Destroyers Front.
    • Kuala Lumpurball - WHY YOU OF MORE DEVELOPED THAN ME?!
      • - Look at yourself SUCKER!
    • Tringapore - Fellow city-port. Holiday destination, but stop being stingy pl0x.
    • Tuvaluball - Sure you can into sinking like me but stop supporting West Papua.
    • West Sumatraball - Of delicious cook but many op its people is supporting Terrorist so REMOVE.

    Musuh (Enemy)

    • Free Papua Movement - Of separatist. REMOVE!!! It is someone's puppet but I don't know who
    • Front Pembela Islam - HOW DARE YOU USING RELIGION FOR REMOVING AHOK! STOP KILLING AND INTIMIDATING NON-MUSLIMS YOU SUCKER! EVEN BABEH HATES YUO FOR HARASSING MY NON-KEBAB BROTHERS!!! 30/12/2020 BEST DAY ON MY LIFE! GET LOST YOU KEBAB TERRORIST!!
      • - Except Ahok, for all that crimes you mentioned, you know, I'm just frame...
      • - (shoots FPI with m16)
    • Acehball - REMOVE SHARIA LAW, NOW!! WHY YOU SUPPORT Terrorist?! REMEMBER DOM YOU SEPARATIST KEBAB! But much thanks for Monas's gold and Seulawah plane
    • West Jerusalemcube - Fake Capital city, East Jerusalemball is a real capital city not you REMOVE KOSHER!
    • West Javaball - Your nature is great Its people is destroying me. Also it is the main operating area of MADMAN
    • Bandungball - Racist killer. Best weekend destination REMOVE SEBLAK!!
    • Port Vilaball - WORST CAPITAL IN THE WORLD YOU SUPPORTING PAPUA #$@%^!&%#%^ REMOVE LAP LAP!! But Thansk for gib Bungee Jumping
    • Al-Qaedaball AND ISISball - OH YOU! THE BIGOT MAD KEBAB WHO LOVES BEHEADING BOMBING KILLING AND RAPING @%!#@%!$ REMOVE!!! REMOVE!!! REMOVE!!! NEVER FORGET 2001, 2009, AND 2016!!! GO TO HELL WITH Front Pembela Islam YOU MFING KEBAB!!!
    • 💧 Water: OH NO IMMA GET FLOODED WHY water is for no reason plus ahahahahahahahahahah
    • UNball - WHY YOU PLACE ME AS 30TH LARGEST CITY! I'M ACTUALLY 2ND, CHANGE THE DATA or else....
    • São Pauloball (city) - STUPID HUE THAT THINKS HE THE LARGEST CITY IN SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE
    • 🌫 Air Pollution - YOU ARE THE REASON WHY I AM IN THE 2ND MOST POLLUTED CITY IN ASEAN!!! BUT SOONER OR LATER, THE RAIN WILL FALL IN THE END OF THE YEAR AND IT WILL REMOVE YOU AND YUO HAVE NOTHING TO DO ABOUT IT!!!!

    How to draw

    Draw Jakartaball is a bit difficult:

    1. Draw the basic circle shape
    2. Draw the coat of arms of Jakarta in the centre
    3. Draw the eyes and you've finished.

    Gallery


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