Jakartaball, officially known as
flooded capital city DKI Jakartaball, is the capital and the largest city of Indonesiaball. Its short name is Jakartaball, its long name is Bola Daerah Khusus Ibukota Jakarta (Special Capital Region of Jakartaball). It cannot into a clean city and is overcrowded with nearly 11 million inhabitants in a 662 km² city area.
It was known by many names throughout its history such as Sunda Kelapa, Jayakarta, and Batavia.
It is really into loving floods and traffic jam. It is of dense city in Indonesia, and can into many diversities. Almost all ethnicities in Indonesia live in Indonesia. Even before it of sucks.
Jakartaball was born as a settlement of Sundanese known as Sunda Kelapa. For almost a millennia (7th-16th century) it served as the main port of Sunda Kingdomball until kebabs threatened this glorious kingdom.
In 1521 Kingdom of Portugalball arrived in Sunda Kelapa amid tension between Banten Sultanateball and Demak Sultanateball. Surprises, Sunda's king, made a treaty with the Portuguese to protect the Sunda Kingdom from those squishing kebabs, but the Portuguese were too weak and Sunda Kalapa anschlussed by Demak Sultanateball and renamed into Jayakarta.
In the early 17th century, Jayakarta turned into a major trading post of East India Companyball and Dutch East India Companyball. Deteriorating relations between the two companies and local rulers turned into a conflict with Dutch victory, and Jayakarta was renamed 'Batavia under Dutch control in 1619.
In 1942 Empire of Japanball anschlussed Malay Archipelago in its entirety and renamed Batavia into Jakarta (because the Japanese can't spell nor write Jayakarta easily so they shortened the name). And still with that name until this day (thanks Japan!).
Indonesiaball declared its independence on August 17, 1945, at Soekarno's house in Jakarta, but during Indonesian National Revolution the city became the primary target of Dutch's possession and as a result, there is no major war in Jakarta during that period, because of Dutch control.
Jakartaball used to be Sundanese, but because of extensive contact with foreigners, they developed new creole language culture, under the name Betawi (from the word Batavia).
You can find nearly all ethnicities from Indonesia in Jakarta. Although it will be very hard because the lingua franca in Jakarta is Indonesian, all of their faces is the same and only the elders can speak their own local language. The younger generation who grew up in Jakarta speaks Betawi Malay
and swears a lot.
Jakarta has located in an alluvial plain and many of the areas that were once large swamps transformed into a concrete forest. This, along with the fact that Jakarta has many rivers that can be considered as "semi-delta", makes Jakarta prone to flood, and deep foundations from buildings further increased the sinking rate of this city. The first recorded flooding in Jakarta dated back to the 17th century.
Due to the problems above, Soekarno back in the '60s had planned new capital in Central Kalimantanball beyond Palangkarayaball. However, when Soeharto removed him from office, this plan was canceled and anything began to become worse. Only in 2019, the government decided to move the capital, now into East Kalimantanball.
with Chinaball's money and monopoly by Chinese conglomerates
Kota Kembar (Sister Cities)
- Tokyoball - Soon I will be most populous metropolitan area!!! WKWKWKWKWK
- Beijingball - Chinaball's smokey capital.
- Shanghaiball - It's kinda better than Beijing, I guess...
- Seoulball - It has fastest Internet connection speed. Teach me to remove slums and cleaning rivers pl0x.
- Pyongyangball -
Teach me to remove congestion plox
- Krungthepmahanakhon Amonrattanakosin Mahintharayutthaya Mahadilokphop Noppharatratchathaniburirom Udomratchaniwetmahasathan Amonphimanawatansathit Sakkathattiyawitsanukamprasitball - ASEAN friend who is on protests.
but why yuo of LGBT?
- Hanoiball -
- Islamabadball - Kebab sib.
WHY YUO MOSQUE IS BIGGER!?
- Jeddahball - The place where I land to perform Hajj.
- Rotterdamball - Lowland sib. teach me to cope with seawater pl0x.
- Berlinball - College destination.
- Parisball - We both suffered from ISIS craziness.
Monas > Eiffel
- Moscowball - Russiaball's capital, let's play CS:GO together.
- Budapestball - European friend since when we were commie.
- Athensball - Is of far older than me.
- Istanbulball - Teach me how to conquer Constantinople
for taking Singapore.
- Cairoball - We like pyramids and your Al-Azhar University is favored by Indonesian students.
- Casablancaball - Casablanca road in Jakarta,
but it is haunted
- Los Angelesball - Movies.
- Sydneyball - We are both largest boi in Southern Hemisphere.
- Japanball - Thanks for returning my name. Also it gib many good things to us. Sorry for Malari 1974 tho.
- Demak Sultanateball - Parent who turned me into kebab.
- Portugalball - Its old past is first European power in my clay, and you left some of your artifacts here. Today we know you for CR7 and Luis Figo.
- Netherlandsball - It changed my name to Batavia and shaped me to a
not reallygood city. Thanks for teaching me to cope with seawater but we do not have money to do it, so gib money pl0x.
- Bangka Belitung Islandsball - Great holiday destination and tin supplier. Ahok is from this province.
- North Sumatraball - Has good business here. Holiday destination.
- Baliball - Another holiday destination
- Jawa - Almost half of me is their descendant. Of good blokes unlike my neighbor.
- Manilaball - We can into many similarities! Street foods, vendors, etc.
- Surabayaball - Friendly rival, it was bigger than me back in the colonial era.
- Indonesiaball -
It is the reason why I suckStop your corruption and please treat your capital better! But it moved the capital to East Kalimantanball so...
- Kuala Lumpurball - WHY YUO OF MORE DEVELOPED THAN ME?!
- Tringapore - Fellow city-port. Holiday destination, but stop being stingy pl0x.
- Tuvaluball - Sure you can into sinking like me but stop supporting West Papua.
- West Sumatraball - Of delicious cook but many op its people is supporting Terrorist so REMOVE.
- Free Papua Movement - Of separatist. REMOVE!!!
It is someone's puppet but I don't know who
- Front Pembela Islam - HOW DARE YOU USING RELIGION FOR REMOVING AHOK! STOP KILLING AND INTIMIDATING NON-MUSLIMS YOU SUCKER! 30/12/2020 BEST DAY ON MY LIFE! GET LOST YOU KEBAB TERRORIST!!
- Acehball - REMOVE SHARIA LAW, NOW!! WHY YOU SUPPORT Terrorist?! REMEMBER DOM YOU SEPARATIST KEBAB!
But much thanks for Monas's gold and Seulawah plane
- West Jerusalemcube - Fake Capital city, East Jerusalemball is a real capital city not you REMOVE KOSHER!
- West Javaball -
Your nature is greatIts people is destroying me. Also it is the main operating area of MADMAN
- Bandungball - Racist killer.
Best weekend destinationREMOVE SEBLAK!!
- Port Vilaball - WORST CAPITAL IN THE WORLD YOU SUPPORTING PAPUA #$@%^!&%#%^ REMOVE LAP LAP!!
But Thansk for gib Bungee Jumping
- Al-Qaedaball AND ISISball - OH YOU! THE BIGOT MAD KEBAB WHO LOVES BEHEADING BOMBING KILLING AND RAPING @%!#@%!$ REMOVE!!! REMOVE!!! REMOVE!!! NEVER FORGET 2001, 2009, AND 2016!!! GO TO HELL WITH Front Pembela Islam YOU MFING KEBAB!!!
- Water: OH NO IMMA GET FLOODED WHY
water is for no reason plus ahahahahahahahahahah
- UNball - WHY YUO PLACE ME AS 30TH LARGEST CITY! I'M ACTUALLY 2ND, CHANGE THE DATA
- São Pauloball (city) - STUPID HUE THAT THINKS HE THE LARGEST CITY IN SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE
How to draw
Draw Jakartaball is a bit difficult:
- Draw the basic circle shape
- Draw the coat of arms of Jakarta in the centre
- Draw the eyes and you've finished.
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Jakarta Flood (fixed)