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    Everybody in Uganda knows Kung Fu.
     
    — "Who Killed Captain Alex?" commentary

    Ugandaball knuckles, officially the Republic of da wae Ugandaball's first action movie, is the guy who cannot into good CGI a great meme countryball in East Africa. It is bordered by the east to Kenya-icon.png Kenyaball, to the north by South Sudan-icon.png South Sudanball, to the west by DR Congo-icon.png Democratic Republic of Congoball, to the south-west by Rwanda-icon.png Rwandaball, and to the south by Tanzania-icon.png Tanzaniaball. He can into Jesus Kung Fu with Brazil-icon.png Brazilball to destroy the Big Ben.

    It is well known for Wakaliwood, which made the famous "Who Kiiled Captain Alex?" a movie with low quality yet very comedic. It also can into removings homosex and hunts for them with his LGBT remover friend, Russia-icon.png Russiaball.

    It used to can into rich, but after a dictatorship, and many wars Uganda became poor. Ugandaball is actually so poor that 1 US Dollar is equivalent to 3,200 Ugandan Shillings. Despite this, most of Ugandans have access to the internet. People also call it lazy which is true. At least it can into Kung fu.

    History

    Before da wae (pre-1894)

    Before the birth of Jesus, Uganda was a 8-icon.png native of not-very-tall people. The natives were smart and intelligent. There were Niloticballs in the north, and Bantu-icon.png Bantuballs in the south.

    In the 9th century, the Bunyoro-icon.png Empire of Kitaraball is born. Kitaraball claimed in traditional oral stories that it was a child of the fallen Kingdom of Aksum-icon.png Kingdom of Aksumball, but not even Ethiopia-icon.png Ethiopiaball or Ugandaball themselves would believing it. At least Ugandans back then knew about Ethiopiaball. Somewhere before the 15th century, the Luoball tribe invade from Kenya-icon.png Kenyaball's clay and kill Bunyoro-icon.png Empire of Kitaraball and assimilating the people. Bunyoro-icon.png Bunyoroball is born out of Bunyoro-icon.png Empire of Kitaraball's clay and was ruled under Luoball's Babiito dynasty.

    Buganda-icon.png Bugandaball discovered how to into kingdom in 1376. The Bugandans had made some religious lore. It was only until the 19th century where Buganda-icon.png Bugandaball became a regional power. Bugandaball would had a naval fleet in Lake Victoria. Red-icon.png Arabballs from Red-icon.png Zanzibarball tried to spread their religion while exchanging firearms, salt, clothes, and other sweet material and trade for 8-icon (colony).png slaves. One of Buganda-icon.png Bugandaball's kings became Muslim due to Swahili/Arab influence, and that's how Ugandaball is a bit kebab like Dagestan-icon.png Dagestanball. From the 1860s, Egypt-Eyalet-icon.png Egypt Eyaletball sought interest in wanting to anschluss and enslave the Ugandan kingdomballs by sending agents (spies) to the kingdoms.

    Later, the British Empire-icon.png Great Imperial Tea discovered where the Nile river flows not long before British Uganda-icon.png British Ugandaball was a thing in Busoga-icon.png Busogaball's clay. From 1877, British missionaries were spreading Protestant-icon.png Protestanism as well. At the same time, France-icon.png Franceball explored its clay, also a missioner promoted her love and teaching of Catholic-icon.png Catholicism to the locals. This is why many Ugandans today are Catholics, but also a lot of Protestants too. A Bugandan king, Mwanga II, was the one who later caused the Bugandan Protestant-icon.png Protestantballs, Catholic-icon.png Catholicballs, and Islam-icon.png Islamballs to fight each other, causing violence and massacre.

    British Empire-icon.png British Empireball eventually sent the Imperial British East Africa Companyball to trade in the region in 1898. IBEACOball would colonise British Kenya-icon.png neighboring Kenyaball and then occupy Uganda for trade and future plans into adding it to the empire, but Buganda-icon.png Bugandaball, being stubborn didn't like this and serectly planned against the British. After the revolt failed, king Mwanga II was imprisoned to British Seychelles-icon.png Seychellesball. Imperial British East Africa Companyball was dying from bankruptcy it gave its clay directly to British Empire-icon.png its creator. British Uganda-icon.png British Ugandaball was then made to be a protectorate instead of a colony because British Empire-icon.png UKball did not want to dismantle the small kingdoms. British Uganda-icon.png British Ugandaball was assgined to sign treaties incorporating Toro-icon (Uganda).png Tooroball, Ankole-icon.png Ankoleball, and Bunyoro-icon.png Bunyoroball into the British Uganda-icon.png protectorate.

    Britain guides da wae! (1984-1962)

    With Buganda-icon.png Bugandaball's shortly having a change of personality, changed, British Empire-icon.png Tea treated Buganda-icon.png Bugandaball and the rest of the Bantu kingdomballs better than the Nilotics of the north, or the natives of British Kenya-icon.png British Kenyaball. There was the "Uganda Programme", which was planned to give Jew-icon.png Jews a home, but it just didn't work out. British Empire-icon.png British Empireball started to modernize the country, building schools for British Uganda-icon.png British Ugandaball and hospitals to fight sleeping disease, British Raj-icon.png Rajballs migrated for work labor and to spread their culture, and Buganda-icon.png Bugandaball, Toro-icon (Uganda).png Tooroball, Ankole-icon.png Ankoleball, and Bunyoro-icon.png Bunyoroball would all pay taxes to British Uganda-icon.png Ugandaball the Bri'ish. At WW2 it was later given arms to fight the Italian-Empire-icon.png fasict spaghetti monster in Abyssinia-icon.png Ethiopiaball. From 1945 to 1950 protests took place in his clay against both the Bri'ish and the local governors.

    In the early 50's there was a plan by British Empire-icon.png UKball to merge British Uganda-icon.png Uganda merging with British Kenya-icon.png Kenya and British Tanganyika-icon.png Tanzania as 2-icon.png 2balls from British Kenya-icon.png British Kenyaball would settle to Uganada. British Uganda-icon.png Ugandaball feared this could lease to more oppression and domination of more of 8-icon.png 8balls. This promoted separatism with Buganda-icon.png Buganda from the rest of British Uganda-icon.png British Ugandaball. Unlike it's neighbor Kenya-icon.png Kenyaball, which was going though a violent rebellion, Ugandaball decided to take it peaceful, gaining trust from it's UK-icon.png father to host elections through some demands.

    Catholic-icon.png Catholicballs had less power than the Protestant-icon.png Protestantballs, so the Catholic-icon.png Catholicballs created their own religious yet modern party. The western groups on the other hand supported the UNC but the party didn't get enough votes. Buganda-icon.png Bugandaball, having its own party was afraid the DP would remove its monarch from the premises for a modern state, so when independence came it united with the UNC, later becoming UPC and won the majority vote.

    Independent for it's wae; First Republic (1962-1971)

    Officially on October 9 of 1962, Uganda-icon.png Ugandaball became an independent dominion, but just a year they said "the queen does not know da wae" and became a federal state. Being a former British colony, it can now into English-icon.png Commonwealthball. Being jointly ruled by the UNC and KY, Buganda-icon.png Bugandaball was in charge of the country. Kenya-icon.png Kenyaball sent over workers to political and economically develop its clay as Ugandaball can into learn how to develop. Sidenote, Rwenzururu-icon.png Kanjoball, a ethnic groupball asked to separate from Toro-icon (Uganda).png Tooroball, but Ugandaball said "Non" and that's when Rwenzururu-icon.png Rwenzururuball was born as a seperatist movenment.

    From the 1960s to 1965, Uganda’s India-icon.png Indiaballs heavily mastered to invest in African coffee and tea which uplifted the country’s economy and Uganda-icon.png Ugandaball became a rich country. Before everything went downhill, Uganda-icon.png Ugandaball was one of the richest countries of East Africa (Swahililand). The India-icon.png immigrants mainly invested in the city of Uganda-icon (division).png Jinjaball.

    Apollo Milton Obote, the prime minister starts to introduce Bantu-icon.pngSocialism-icon.png afro-socialist ideals through the second half of the 1960s. Uganda-icon.png Ugandaball starts thinking to dismantle pre-colonial clays (kingdoms) if they want to unify the country under a one-party leftist state, and Buganda-icon.png Bugandaball gets offended and the two end up getting into a lot of disagreements. To ruin Uganda-icon.png Obote's reputation, Buganda-icon.png Bugandaball's king Edward Mutesa II openly accuses him and his well soldier Idi Amin-icon.png Idi Amin of smuggling gold from Congo-Léopoldville-icon.png Congoball's clay.

    To worsen things, the Uganda-icon.png Ugandan Army started to turn against the government and demanded for raises and more. Obote tried to communicate with them, but nothing changed and Obote was taken hostage by his own army. To prevent a coup d'etat, Uganda-icon.png Ugandaball asked UK-icon.png UKball to reduce the situation. The prime minister had to install more royalists in the army, and this is where Idi Amin-icon.png Idi Amin comes into the army. Ugandaball's prime minister not only lost support in the population but also in the army, so Obote launched a coup against Buganda-icon.png Bugandaball. To visulate; Buganda-icon.png Bugandaball pleaded Uganda-icon.png Ugandaball to not take its clay, but Uganda declared itself a one-party republic and declared all kingdomballs in its clay (Buganda-icon.png Bugandaball, Bunyoro-icon.png Kingdom of Bunyoroball, and Toro-icon (Uganda).png Kingdom of Toroball to be non-existant and have their clay taken away). The Kababa of Buganda is driven out of the country and in exile to UK-icon.png UKball. Considering the Kababa was well loved by the population, the people of Uganda will never forgive Obote for this step forward.

    Obote saw Idi Amin-icon.png Idi Amin as a threat to his power and demoted him for misusing funds. This lead to the madlad couping Obote with the backing of UK-icon.png UKball and Israel-icon.png Israelcube.

    Going another wae; Second Republic (1971-1979)

    UK-icon.png UKball gave weapons because it wanted to avoid president Obote from turning his country socialist. Israel-icon.png Israelcube helped train out his military. After the coup, Apollo Milton Obote who was in Singapore-icon.png Tringapore's clay for a Commonwealth summit meeting convention, was notified and fled to Tanzania-icon.png Tanzaniaball. Tanzania's leader, Julius Nyerere, is a good friend of Obote, so he helps him at will to overthrow Idi Amin-icon.png Idi. Under the first week alone, Uganda-icon.png Ugandaball had already committed many human rights violations. Killings and ethnic genocide quickly followed after the coup, causing many of its people to flee to either neighboring Tanzania-icon.png Tanzaniaball or Kenya-icon.png Kenyaball and later form insurgencies there.

    Idi Amin-icon.png Amin was suspicious of the India-icon.png Indiaballs that were investing in Uganda-icon.png Ugandan clay. Accusing them of milking the country, he expelled from the country in August 1972, giving them 90 days to pack up and all leave. To "fix things", he gave all the jobs to inexperienced locals who had no idea of what the hell to do. In a short time, the economy was quick to crash. The next month, Uganda-icon.png Ugandans who fled the country used the clay of Tanzania-icon.png Tanzaniaball to attempt an invasion. Uganda-icon.png Ugandaball asked its ally Israel-icon.png Israelcube to send supplies. But when Israel-icon.png Israelcube declined, Idi Amin-icon.png Amin felt so backstabbed so hard it ordered all Israelicubes expelled too. Uganda-icon.png Ugandaball then asked Libyan Arab Republic-icon.png Libyaball for help, and got weapons from Soviet-icon.png USSRball who he also became friends with. Idi Amin-icon.png Idi Amin could also into anti-semeite after this.

    With the defeat of the insurgency, Ugandaball despised Tanzania-icon.png Tanzaniaball and their friendship broke. Idi Amin-icon.png Amin became aware that Nynere will try to overthrow him again. Meanwhile Ugandans just grew coffee to be exported, but because the economy was ruined, they resorted to smuggling stuff to Kenya-icon.png Kenyaball's border. Idi Amin-icon.png let soldiers have a role in poaching and deforesting trees to keep them rich and supportive of his government. This only worsened the economy. Many Ugandans were persecuted under the State Research Bureau, a police force used to torture the Uganda-icon.png Ugandaballs. Not to forget Amin was Fascism-icon.png fascist, so he oppressed groups he saw lower than him such as Acholiballs and Langoballs/Luoballs. This explained the earlier deportation of Indiaballs.

    Some years later, The world was shocked when some Palestine-icon.png Palestineballs hijacked one a Israel-icon.png Israeli populated airplane directing to France-icon.png Franceball's clay. When they landed in Uganda-icon.png Uganda's clay, Idi Amin-icon.png Idi's soldiers gave the terrori- I mean hijackers shelter in Uganda. The hijackers threatened Israel-icon.png Israelcube if they didn't negotiate with them, they wouldn't give back the plane, but Israel-icon.png Israelcube can't into agree with Palestine-icon.png Palestineballs. USA-icon.png USAball got into this and contacted Egypt-icon.png Egyptball to talk it out with Uganda-icon.png Ugandaball, but Ugandaball never had a reason to give in. With no option left, Israel-icon.png Israelcube invaded the Entebbe airport in response to this government-sponsored hostage crisis. Israel secretly sent air forces to Kenya-icon.png Kenyaball's clay. Israel-icon (1966 soldier).png Israelcube asked Kenya-icon.png Kenyaball if ie can use his clay to trepass Ugandaball, Kenya-icon.png Kenyaball could not into care so it insisted. Israel-icon (1966 soldier).png Israelcube then sent its planes across to Ugandaball, and landed at the airport. Israel-icon (1966 soldier).png Israel managed to successfully evacuate the passengers and the hijackers were killed as well as some Ugandan troops. This outraged Uganda-icon.png Ugandaball who threatened Kenya-icon.png Kenyaball it would remove them in a arguement later. USA-icon.png USAball then intervined and let Kenya-icon.png Kenyaball borrow one of his suppercarriers. Uganda-icon.png Ugandaball backed off.

    Operation Mafuta Mingi takes place in June, but fails to coup and assassinate the leader. Idi Amin-icon.png Idi was wounded by the rebels. 4 months later, exiled Ugandan troops use Kenya-icon.png Kenyaball to invade Uganda with the support of only Israel-icon.png Israelcube. This also fails however as the rebels were quickly spotted and disbanded. Uganda-icon.png Ugandaball wanted to finally take on its revenge on the Tanzania-icon.png Tanzanians. The Uganda-Tanzania War was ignited when Uganda-icon.png Ugandaball invaded and occupied Tanzania-icon (division).png Kageraball. Tanzania-icon.png Tanzaniaball and allied Obote's Uganda-icon.png Ugandan National Liberation Front did a counter-attack and started to enter its clay. Due to the lack of extra troops, Uganda-icon.png Uganda was screwed. Tanzania-icon.png Tanzaniaball was backed by China-icon.png Chinaball, Mozambique-icon.png Mozambiqueball, and Algeria-icon.png Algeriaball, and Uganda-icon.png Ugandaball was backed by Gaddafi Libya-icon.png Libyaball, Palestine-icon.png Palestineball, Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball and Pakistan-icon.png Pakistanball. USA-icon.png Burger convinced countries to temporally end all trade to Uganda.

    With the capture of Uganda-icon (division).png Kampalaball, Idi Amin-icon.png Idi Amin drove his car out of the country. He was exiled to Gaddafi Libya-icon.png Libyaball and relocated to Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball where he would die in the year 2003. His remaining loyalists fought until the Bush War, but many were cleared out by Uganda-icon.png UNLF and Tanzanian troops.

    Ugandan Knuckles in the Bush War (1980-1986)

    With the ousting of Idi Amin-icon.png Idi Amin, the Ugandan provision government is created. The 1980 elections were to see a bright future for Uganda-icon.png Uganda, but Uganda-icon.png Apollo Milton Obote wins the 1980 election. Returning to power, Obote is accused of rigging the election. Things escalate very quickly, and Uganda-icon.png Uganda goes through a multiple personality disorder. Many Uganda-icon.png warlords spawn all over the country, with the intention of capturing Uganda-icon (division).png Kampalaball, removing Obote, and putting themselves in power. This was the Ugandan Bush War.

    Future president Uganda-icon.png Yoweri Musenevi founded the Uganda-icon.png NRA at the Luwero Triangle, not too far from the capital. It received aid and money from Gaddafi Libya-icon.png Gaddafi Libyaball, as Muammar Gaddafi-icon.png Gaddafi hoped to push his influence. Royalists of Idi Amin-icon.png Idi Amin from the former Army that fled to the West Nile found the FUNA and UNRF (1.0). The UFM was to co-exist, and even defectors of the ruling UNLF founded UNLF-AD. To all these factions, Obote cranks his regime to be more oppressive to an extent, having the Uganda-icon.png UNLF kill those suspected of opposing him, leading to many innocent lives being costed. Obote signs a cooperation deal with North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball, which is why a few Koreans are sent to fight in the north of the country. One thing Uganda-icon.png Ugandaball successfully got to do was to give Rwenzururu-icon.png Rwenzururuball autonomy if it can shut up. The NRM, UFM, and UNRF joined forces to create the "Ugandan Popular Front", even if the idea was originally rejected. The UNLF launched a heavy offense against the UNFR that terrorized civilians and had them move their operations at South Sudan-icon.png South Sudanball and Zaire-icon.png Zaireball. The UNLF targeted the UFM who had a higher chance of taking the capital, but a new group is formed from the old one they destroyed.

    Tito Lutwa Okello, a general stood up against Milton and eventually overthrows him and has him leave to Kenya-icon.png Kenyaball and later Zambia-icon.png Zambiaball. Being the new leader of the UNLF, he makes peace with the Idi Amin-icon.png FUNA & UNRF, and the Uganda-icon.png FEDEMU (successor of UFM). Okello also attempted to do the same with the Uganda-icon.png NRM, but the NRM used this as an opportunity to had swooped into Kampalaball in a few months. Uganda starts to heal from its disorder after. With Kampalaball retaken again, current Ugandan President Yoweri Museveni seizes power and deposes Tito Lutwa Okello, ending the War.. and starting another one..... wait, what???

    The Holy Spirit Movement (HSM), a Christianity-icon.png religious rebellion group had been promoting ideas of Alice Auma's own religious views in Acholiland, as Alice claimed to be a prophet. The Uganda People's Democratic Army (UPDA) (and its successor, the West Nile Bank Front (WNBF)) was formed out of former UNLF soldiers. But on the bright side, Uganda-icon.png Ugandaball can into removings HIVs (Uganda was one of the most HIV infected countries at the time).


    Today; Fourth Republic (1986-)

    1987: In January, after both the HSM and UPDA had been defeated by Uganda-icon.png Ugandaball, the two join forces to form the LRA-icon.png Lord's Resistance Armyball. LRA-icon.png LRAball loved Christianity-icon.png Christianity a bit too much to the point where we used it as a political tool to gain power in Acholiland and the rest of the country. LRA-icon.png Lord's Resistance Armyball would also commit slavery, murder, and sexual violence, even to this day. Uganda-icon.png Ugandaball's disorder continues to prolong. The Teso tribe band the Uganda People's Army (UPA) after Uganda fails to do anything about cattle raids.

    Kenya-icon.png Kenyaball gots its suspicion on Uganda-icon.png Ugandaball. One time, Kenya openly made rude accusations that it was supporting the Socialism-icon.png Mwakenya movement. Threatened, Uganda-icon.png Ugandaball accused Kenya-icon.png Kenyaball of allowing the Ninth of October Movement (NOM), a new rebellion movement, to invade Uganda from Kenya-icon.png Kenyaball's clay. The two would have border clashes until PDR Ethiopia-icon.png Ethiopiaball and Tanzania-icon.png Tanzaniaball got the two to break it up.

    In January of 1988, the Ugandan Federal Army (UFA) (later the Uganda National Democratic Alliance) bombed Uganda-icon (division).png Kampalaball to kill the Libyan ambassador. Later, the National Army for the Liberation of Uganda (NALU) was from in Rwenzururu-icon.png Rwenzururuball's clay by Amon Bazira, who would be assassinated in Kenya-icon.png Kenyaball in 1993 by Ugandan agents (predictably), the NALU was funded by Kenya-icon.png Kenyaball and Zaire-icon.png Zaireball who wanted Yoweri gone from power. Idi Amin-icon.png Idi Amin tried to get back in power through a planned rebellion but is arrested and sent back to exile. The Teso Commission is created to resolve the fighting between Iteso people and the government.

    Most pre-colonial kingdoms (except for Ankole-icon.png Kingdom of Ankoleball) are restored in 1993. LRA-icon.png Lord's Resistance Armyball was forced to end the war and join the Bigombe talks, but while they were in place LRA-icon.png Jopesh Kony only called support from Sudan-icon.png Sudanball's government. The Ugandan constitution is created and it finally became a decent country after years of multiple personality disorder cured. Some Bugandan Islam-icon.png kebabs (Uganda Muslim Liberation Army (UMLA)), accuses Ugandaball of Islam-icon.png "removing kebab", and start causing trouble in Rwenzururu-icon.png Rwenzururuball with the help of the NALU. After a failed offense at Lake Albert, the UMLA flees to Zaire-icon.png Zaireball, speaking of which was invaded by Rwanda-icon (1962-2001).png Rwandaball and Uganda-icon.png Ugandaball. DR Congo-icon (1997-2003).png Kabila is put into power. Thanks to the help of the Sudanese, the UMLA, NALU, and join the Uganda Muslim Freedom Fighters (UMFF) and Allied Democratic Forcesball was born. ADFball was responsible for setting a college on fire.

    Once again with Rwanda-icon (1962-2001).png Rwandaball invading the Congo, Ugandaball took action in this against because Uganda didn't like DR Congo-icon.png DR Congoball removing its troops. It created the "Movement for the Liberation of the Congo (MLC)", a rebel group. However, it and Rwanda-icon (1962-2001).png Rwandaball got into a little bit of a 6-day fight at Kisangani. The Second Congo War ends with both countries withdrawing from the Congo. But in 2005, LRA-icon.png LRAball invades neighboring Congo-Kinshasa. Another truce is signed between Uganda and the LRA, but no matter what, the LRA-icon.png LRAball will recruit more soldiers against the country. In 2010, its forces attacked CAR-icon.png Central African Republicball dragging them into the conflict. The extermist group became popular after USA-icon.png USAball made a film of it, exposing it to the Earth-icon.png World. USA-icon.png USAball and African Union-icon.png African Unionball had their troops active in Uganda, but USA-icon.png USAball stopped the intervention in 2017.

    In 2007, Ugandaball finally finished paying his debt to Tanzania-icon.png Tanzaniaball.

    In the 2017 parliament, the Ugandan government was literally fight over wherever to change the presidential term (years for president to stay in power). The reasoning is likely that president Yoweri Museveni had been re-elected 5 times; 1996, 2001, 2006, 2001, and the last recently being 2016. In the end, nothing changed. Ugandaball can't into democracy.

    Nowadays, Ugandaball is known for his low-budget Wakaliwood movies made with less than a $200 budget. It also can into many women in its parliament. Recently in the last few years, Uganda had appected loans from China-icon.png Chinaball, but upon forgetting, Chinaball took custody of its airport one day without warning.

    As of July 2021, it was attacked by Al Shabaab-icon.png Al-Shababball's suicide bombers. Uganda-icon.png Ugandaball continues fighting the ADF outside its border, this time with the help and support of DR Congo-icon.png Congolese forces. As of 2022, it planning to immunize 8 million of its people against polio.

    Flag colors

    Main colors

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    HTML black 0, 0, 0 C0-M0-Y0-K100 #000000
    Sizzling Sunrise 252, 220, 4 C0-M16-Y98-K1 #FCDC04
    Rosso Corsa 217, 0, 0 C0-M100-Y100-K15 #D90000

    Emblem colors

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    HTML White 255, 255, 255 C0-M0-Y0-K0 #FFFFFF
    Quick Silver 156, 166, 156 C6-M0-Y6-K35 #9CA69C

    Relationships

    Friends

    • Great Way-icon.png Great Wayball - IT KNOWS DA WAE! FOLLOW ME MAH BRUTHAS! *Click Click*
    • Kenya-icon.png Kenyaball - Trade partner and brother. We have beef with each other in the past, but we get along now. Sorry. People on YouTube debate over which one of us is better (especially in sports and tourism), and we all know its me.
    • India-icon.png Indiaball - Glad Indians are coming back in my cities again! I really love your tea!
    • China-icon.png Chinaball - Trade partner, they let me borrow monies. Soon I'll have many Chinese, more than Kenya. But don't take the airport plox.
    • South Sudan-icon.png South Sudanball - I helped them escape from Sudan-icon.png Sudanball.
    • USA-icon.png USAball - We are good brothers and I like its cartoons. Though he kinda supports LGBT-icon.png this guy, Mississippi-icon.png Alabama-icon.png Some of his states don't. But why are you sanctioning my government?
    • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - We are trade partners. We remove homosex together! Crimea-icon.png Crimeaball is yours.
    • Canada-icon.png Canadaball - My brother. But please stop having homosex in your clay.
    • UK-icon.png UKball - Father but remove homosex.
    • Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball - Thanks for taking care of that dictatorial monster Idi Amin.
    • Palestine-icon.png Palestineball - You suroppted Idi Amin, but I recongize you.
    • France-icon.png Franceball - I didn't know them that much when I was young, but it taught me some french and converted me to Catholic-icon.png Catholicism.
    • Libya-icon.png Libyaball - I of buliding a mosque in my clay for its former leader Muammar Gaddafi-icon.png Gaddafi. Also helped in my muitiple personality disorder.
    • Malaysia-icon.png Malaysiaball - We talked in English-icon.png Commonwealthball's private meeting to get to know each other in 2011. He also removes LGBT-icon.png homosex too. Thanks for giving me palm oil. Yuo also have many India-icon.png Indians and China-icon.png Chinese in your clay.
    • North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball - Sentings of its soldiers to deal with fightings in my clay during the Bush War. It's been wacky though.
    • South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball - Same thing I said with North Korea, but more preferable.
    • Belarus-icon.png Belarusball - Sister of Russia-icon.png Russiaball. She likes to beat up LGBT-icon.png HIM although it's legal in her clay.
    • Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball - We have dimpolatic ties amd we both like Malaysia-icon.png Malaysiaball.
    • Jamaica-icon.png Jamaicaball - Caribbean guy who makes good music and violates Lesbian-icon.png stupid l*zzies to cure them of their sin!
    • Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball - European version of me. It also hates Homosex but it's legal in its clay. And I don't even recognize the fake country of Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball as well!

    Neutral

    • Israel-icon.png Israelcube - Thanks for the military help with Sudan's rebels. Still though, what da f*ck was the airport invasion for?! And you also love Homosex! Free Palestine!
    • DR Congo-icon.png Democratic Republic of Congoball - We used to be enemies in the Congo Wars but today, it helps me fight ISIS-icon.pngLRA-icon.png common enemies in its clay.
    • Rwanda-icon.png Rwandaball - We teamed up against Zaire-icon.png Zaireball, but why do like the homosex?!?!?

    Enemies

    Consitutional kingdoms

    How to draw

    Drawing Ugandaball would be simple, were it not for the particularly difficult crane emblem in the centre:

    1. Divide the basic circle shape into six horizontal stripes of this black, this yellow, this red and the same with the other three stripes.
    2. Draw a white circle superimposing in the centre.
    3. Draw a crane inside the white circle.
    4. Draw the eyes and you have finished.

    Gallery

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