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    Everybody in Uganda knows Kung Fu.
    — "Who Killed Captain Alex?" commentary

    Ugandaball knuckles, officially the Republic of da wae Ugandaball's first action movie, is the guy who cannot into good CGI a great meme countryball in East Africa. It is bordered by the east to Kenya-icon.png Kenyaball, to the north by South Sudan-icon.png South Sudanball, to the west by DR Congo-icon.png Democratic Republic of Congoball, to the south-west by Rwanda-icon.png Rwandaball, and to the south by Tanzania-icon.png Tanzaniaball. He can into Jesus Kung Fu with Brazil-icon.png Brazilball to destroy the Big Ben.

    It is well known for Wakaliwood, which made the famous "Who Kiiled Captain Alex?" a movie with low quality yet very comedic. It also can into removings homosex and hunts for them with his LGBT remover friend, Russia-icon.png Russiaball.

    It used to can into rich, but after a dictatorship, and many wars Uganda became poor. Ugandaball is actually so poor that 1 US Dollar is equivalent to 3,200 Ugandan Shillings. Despite this, most of Ugandans have access to the internet. People also call it lazy which is true. At least it can into Kung fu.

    History[edit | edit source]

    Before da wae (pre-1894)[edit | edit source]

    Before the birth of Jesus, Uganda was a 8-icon.png native of not-very-tall people. The natives were smart and intelligent. There were Niloticballs in the north, and Bantu-icon.png Bantuballs in the south.

    In the 9th century, the Bunyoro-icon.png Empire of Kitaraball is born. Kitaraball claimed in traditional oral stories that it was a child of the fallen Kingdom of Aksum-icon.png Kingdom of Aksumball, but not even Ethiopia-icon.png Ethiopiaball or Ugandaball themselves would believing it. At least Ugandans back then knew about Ethiopiaball. Somewhere before the 15th century, the Luoball tribe invade from Kenya-icon.png Kenyaball's clay and kill Bunyoro-icon.png Empire of Kitaraball and assimilating the people. Bunyoro-icon.png Bunyoroball is born out of Bunyoro-icon.png Empire of Kitaraball's clay and was ruled under Luoball's Babiito dynasty. Bunyoro-icon.png Bunyoroball grew weaker and lost Toro-icon (Uganda).png Tooroball.

    Buganda-icon.png Bugandaball discovered how to into kingdom in 1376. It was only until the 19th century where Buganda-icon.png Bugandaball became a regional power. Bugandaball would had a naval fleet in Lake Victoria. Red-icon.png Arabballs from Red-icon.png Zanzibarball spread their religion, and other sweet trade for 8-icon (colony).png slaves. Swahili Arab influence made Ugandaball is a bit kebab like Dagestan-icon.png Dagestanball. From the 1860s, Egypt-Eyalet-icon.png Egypt Eyaletball spent agents (spies) to the kingdoms.

    Later, the British Empire-icon.png Great Imperial Tea discovered where the Nile river flows. British Empire-icon.png British Empireball eventually sent the IBEACOball to the region, so Buganda-icon.png Bugandaball and others plotted against the British. After the revolt failed, king Mwanga II was imprisoned to British Seychelles-icon.png Seychellesball. IBEACOball later gave its clay directly to British Empire-icon.png its creator. British Uganda-icon.png British Ugandaball was then born so that it was assgined to sign treaties incorporating Toro-icon (Uganda).png Tooroball, Ankole-icon.png Ankoleball, and Bunyoro-icon.png Bunyoroball into the protectorate.

    Britain guides da wae! (1984-1962)[edit | edit source]

    British Empire-icon.png Tea modernized the country, building schools and hospitals to fight diseases. British Raj-icon.png Rajballs migrated for work labor, and Buganda-icon.png Bugandaball, Toro-icon (Uganda).png Tooroball, Ankole-icon.png Ankoleball, and Bunyoro-icon.png Bunyoroball would all pay taxes to British Uganda-icon.png Ugandaball. At WW2 it was later given arms to fight the Italian-Empire-icon.png fasict spaghetti monster in Abyssinia-icon.png Ethiopiaball.

    From Post-WW2 to the early 50's Ugandaball, started wanting independence. Unlike rebellious neighbor British Kenya-icon.png Kenyaball Ugandaball decided to gain trust from it's UK-icon.png father to host elections through some demands.

    Independent for it's wae; First Republic (1962-1971)[edit | edit source]

    Officially on October 9 of 1962, Uganda-icon.png Ugandaball became an independent dominion, but just a year they said "the queen does not know da wae" and became federalist. It can now into English-icon.png Commonwealthball still. Being jointly ruled by the UNC and KY, Buganda-icon.png Bugandaball was in charge of Ugandaball. Kenya-icon.png Kenyaball sent over workers to help it its east African brother. India-icon.png Indiaballs heavily invested in African coffee and tea production in Uganda-icon (division).png Jinjaball which uplifted the country’s economy and Uganda-icon.png Ugandaball became a rich country. Before everything went downhill, Uganda-icon.png Ugandaball was one of the richest countries of East Africa (or Swahililand).

    Apollo Milton Obote, the prime minister starts to introduce Socialism-icon.png socialist ideals undet a one-party state. Buganda-icon.png Bugandaball gets offended and the two end up getting into a lot of disagreements. Ugandaball grew more strict and centralized control of the tribal kingdoms. Buganda-icon.png Bugandaball leaves to UK-icon.png UKball. The Kababa was well loved by the population, so Obote was even more hated for this step forward. To worsen things the national army turned against the government. Obote was taken hostage, so UK-icon.png UKball got involved. The prime minister had to install more loyal fighters, and this is where Idi Amin-icon.png Idi Amin comes into the army, but later on Idi Amin-icon.png Idi Amin Amin rebelions too. This lead to the 1971 coup.

    Going another wae; Second Republic (1971-1979)[edit | edit source]

    UK-icon.png UKball gave Amin weapons because it wanted to distract Ugandaball from borderline socialism. After the coup, Obote who was in Singapore-icon.png Tringapore's clay for a Commonwealth summit meeting convention, was notified and fled to Tanzania-icon.png Tanzaniaball. A good friend of Obote, Julius Nyerere helps him at will to overthrow Idi Amin-icon.png Idi.

    Idi Amin-icon.png Amin was racist towards the India-icon.png Indiaballs in Uganda-icon.png Uganda, so he gave them 90 days to pack up and leave. To "fix things", he gave all the jobs to unexperienced locals, which crashed the economy in no time. Exiled militants launched an invasion from Tanzania-icon.png Tanzaniaball. Uganda-icon.png Ugandaball asked its ally Israel-icon.png Israelcube to send supplies. But when Israel-icon.png Israelcube declined, Uganda-icon.png Ugandaball then went to Libyan Arab Republic-icon.png Libyaball and Soviet-icon.png USSRball instead.

    With the defeat of the insurgency, Ugandaball despised Tanzania-icon.png Tanzaniaball and their friendship broke. When Ugandans found out they couldn't no more make buiness profit, they resorted to smuggling from Kenya-icon.png Kenyaball. Amin was brutal in Ugandaball, using police to torture defectors and this led to sanctions against Ugandaball. By the late 70s, the only partners of trade with Ugandaball were the president's closest muslim allies.

    In fact, Palestine-icon.png Palestineballs hijacked one a Israel-icon.png Israeli populated airplane. When they landed in Uganda-icon.png Uganda's clay, Ugandaball gave the terrori- I mean hijackers shelter. With no option left, Israel-icon.png Israelcube secretly sent air forces to Kenya-icon.png Kenyaball's clay and was insisted to land at the airport from the border. Israel-icon.png Israelcube managed to successfully evacuate the passengers and the hijackers were killed as well as the Ugandan troops.

    The army grew dissatisfied, and started their own operations to otherthrow the leader in Operations Dada Idi and Mafuta Mingi. But Uganda-icon.png Ugandaball wanted to finally take on its revenge on the Tanzania-icon.png Tanzanians. The Uganda-Tanzania War was ignited when Uganda-icon.png Ugandaball invaded and occupied Tanzania-icon (division).png Kageraball. Tanzania-icon.png Tanzaniaball and the Uganda-icon.png Ugandan National Liberation Front did a counter-attack and started to enter its clay.

    The preceding led to Amin ousting out of the country. Remaining loyalists to the old remige fought until the 90s, but many were cleared.

    Ugandan Knuckles in the Bush War (1980-1986)[edit | edit source]

    The Ugandan provision government is created. The 1980 elections reelected Uganda-icon.png Apollo Milton Obote, but Obote is accused of rigging the election and many Uganda-icon.png warlords spawn all over the country, with the intention of removing Obote. This was the Ugandan Bush War.

    Uganda-icon.png Uganda goes through a personality disorder, leading to many innocent lives being costed. Some fronts of the opposition; NRM, UFM, and UNRF joined forces to create the "Ugandan Popular Front". In 1985, the president is overthrows and the junta makes peace with the rebel coalition. But no negotiation was met Okello and the "Ugandan Popular Front" and Okello was other thrown too.

    Today; Fourth Republic (1986-)[edit | edit source]

    The Holy Spirit Movement, a Christianity-icon.png religious rebellion group had been promoting ideas of Alice Auma's religious views in Acholiland, such as Alice claimed to be a prophet. Uganda-icon.png Ugandaball reacted by crushing the movement, but this only gave birth to LRA-icon.png Lord's Resistance Armyball. LRA-icon.png LRAball was a religious fanatic & ended up spreading in Acholiland region. LRA-icon.png Lord's Resistance Armyball had committed slavery, murder, and sexual violence, even to this day.

    Uganda-icon.png Ugandaball can into removings HIVs (Uganda was one of the most HIV infected countries at the time). Most pre-colonial kingdoms were restored in 1993. {I|LRA}} Lord's Resistance Armyball was forced to cease war from the Bigombe talks. The Ugandan constitution is created.

    In 2005, LRA-icon.png LRAball forces atracks neighboring Congo-Kinshasaball. Another truce is signed between Uganda and the LRA, but 5 years after it spread to neighboring countries of Uganda. USA-icon.png USAball made a film of it named "Kony 2012", exposing it Earth-icon.png Worldwide. USA-icon.png USAball and African Union-icon.png African Unionball had their troops active in Uganda, but USA-icon.png USAball stopped the intervention in 2017.

    In 2007, Ugandaball finally finished paying the debt to Tanzania-icon.png Tanzaniaball. It also suffered from increasing inflation in 2011. But the country recovered and the supply and demand haven't been that bad otherwise. In the 2017 parliament, the Ugandan government was fighting wherever to change the presidential term. The cause was Yoweri Museveni had been re-elected 5 times. In the end, nothing changed. Ugandaball can't into democracy.

    Nowadays, Ugandaball is known for his low-budget Wakaliwood movies made with less than a $200 budget. It also can into many women in its parliament. Recently in the last few years, Uganda had appected loans from China-icon.png Chinaball, but upon forgetting, Chinaball took custody of its airport one day. As of July 2021, Ugandaball was attacked by Al Shabaab-icon.png Al-Shababball's suicide bombers. Uganda-icon.png Ugandaball continues fighting the ADF outside its border, this time with the help and support of DR Congo-icon.png Congolese forces. As of 2022, it planning to immunize 8 million of its people against polio.

    Flag colors[edit | edit source]

    Main colors[edit | edit source]

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    HTML black 0, 0, 0 C0-M0-Y0-K100 #000000
    Sizzling Sunrise 252, 220, 4 C0-M16-Y98-K1 #FCDC04
    Rosso Corsa 217, 0, 0 C0-M100-Y100-K15 #D90000

    Emblem colors[edit | edit source]

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    HTML White 255, 255, 255 C0-M0-Y0-K0 #FFFFFF
    Quick Silver 156, 166, 156 C6-M0-Y6-K35 #9CA69C

    Relationships[edit | edit source]

    Friends[edit | edit source]

    Neutral[edit | edit source]

    • DR Congo-icon.png Democratic Republic of Congoball - We used to be enemies in the Congo Wars but today, it helps me fight ISIS-icon.pngLRA-icon.png common enemies in its clay.
    • Rwanda-icon.png Rwandaball - We teamed up many times, but why do like the homosex?!?!?
    • Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball - I recognize the Crimea referendum, but I am neutral on the invasion. Be a good slav. And thanks for hating LGBT-icon.png THIS FUCK!

    Enemies[edit | edit source]

    Consitutional kingdoms[edit | edit source]

    How to draw[edit | edit source]

    Drawing Ugandaball would be simple, were it not for the particularly difficult crane emblem in the centre:

    1. Divide the basic circle shape into six horizontal stripes of this black, this yellow, this red and the same with the other three stripes.
    2. Draw a white circle superimposing in the centre.
    3. Draw a crane inside the white circle.
    4. Draw the eyes and you have finished.

    Gallery[edit | edit source]

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