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| “ | Everybody in Uganda knows Kung Fu. | ” |
— "Who Killed Captain Alex?" commentary
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Ugandaball knuckles, officially the Republic of da wae Ugandaball's first action movie, is the guy who cannot into good CGI a great meme countryball in East Africa. It is bordered by the east to 
Kenyaball, to the north by 
South Sudanball, to the west by 
Democratic Republic of Congoball, to the south-west by 
Rwandaball, and to the south by 
Tanzaniaball. He can into Jesus Kung Fu with
Brazilball to destroy the Big Ben.
It is well known for Wakaliwood, which made the famous "Who Kiiled Captain Alex?" a movie with low quality yet very comedic. It also can into removings homosex and hunts for them with his LGBT remover friend, 
Russiaball.
It used to can into rich, but after a dictatorship, and many wars Uganda became poor. Ugandaball is actually so poor that 1 US Dollar is equivalent to 3,200 Ugandan Shillings. Despite this, most of Ugandans have access to the internet. People also call it lazy which is true. At least it can into Kung fu.
History
Before da wae (pre-1894)
Before the birth of Jesus, Uganda was a 
native of not-very-tall people. The natives were smart and intelligent. There were Niloticballs in the north, and 
Bantuballs in the south.
In the 9th century, the 
Empire of Kitaraball is born. Kitaraball claimed in traditional oral stories that it was a child of the fallen 
Kingdom of Aksumball, but not even 
Ethiopiaball or Ugandaball themselves would believing it. At least Ugandans back then knew about Ethiopiaball. Somewhere before the 15th century, the Luoball tribe invade from Kenyaball's clay and kill Empire of Kitaraball and assimilating the people. Bunyoroball is born out of Empire of Kitaraball's clay and was ruled under Luoball's Babiito dynasty.
Bugandaball discovered how to into kingdom in 1376. The Bugandans had made some religious lore. It was only until the 19th century where Bugandaball became a regional power. Bugandaball would had a naval fleet in Lake Victoria. 
Arabballs from Zanzibarball tried to spread their religion while exchanging firearms, salt, clothes, and other sweet material and trade for .png){kind=icon}
slaves. One of Bugandaball's kings became Muslim due to Swahili/Arab influence, and that's how Ugandaball is a bit kebab like 
Dagestanball. From the 1860s, 
Egypt Eyaletball sought interest in wanting to anschluss and enslave the Ugandan kingdomballs by sending agents (spies) to the kingdoms.
Later, the 
Great Imperial Tea discovered where the Nile river flows not long before 
British Ugandaball was a thing in 
Busogaball's clay. From 1877, British missionaries were spreading 
Protestanism as well. At the same time, 
Franceball explored its clay, also a missioner promoted her love and teaching of 
Catholicism to the locals. This is why many Ugandans today are Catholics, but also a lot of Protestants too. A Bugandan king, Mwanga II, was the one who later caused the Bugandan Protestantballs, Catholicballs, and 
Islamballs to fight each other, causing violence and massacre.
British Empireball eventually sent the Imperial British East Africa Companyball to trade in the region in 1898. IBEACOball would colonise 
neighboring Kenyaball and then occupy Uganda for trade and future plans into adding it to the empire, but Bugandaball, being stubborn didn't like this and serectly planned against the British. After the revolt failed, king Mwanga II was imprisoned to 
Seychellesball.
Imperial British East Africa Companyball was dying from bankruptcy it gave its clay directly to its creator. British Ugandaball was then made to be a protectorate instead of a colony because UKball did not want to dismantle the small kingdoms. British Ugandaball was assgined to sign treaties incorporating .png){kind=icon}
Tooroball, 
Ankoleball, and Bunyoroball into the protectorate.
Britain guides da wae! (1984-1962)
With Bugandaball's shortly having a change of personality, changed, Tea treated Bugandaball and the rest of the Bantu kingdomballs better than the Nilotics of the north, or the natives of British Kenyaball. There was the "Uganda Programme", which was planned to give 
Jews a home, but it just didn't work out. British Empireball started to modernize the country, building schools for British Ugandaball and hospitals to fight sleeping disease, 
Rajballs migrated for work labor and to spread their culture, and Bugandaball, Tooroball, Ankoleball, and Bunyoroball would all pay taxes to Ugandaball the Bri'ish. At WW2 it was later given arms to fight the 
fasict spaghetti monster in 
Ethiopiaball. From 1945 to 1950 protests took place in his clay against both the Bri'ish and the local governors.
In the early 50's there was a plan by UKball to merge Uganda merging with Kenya and 
Tanzania as 
2balls from British Kenyaball would settle to Uganada. Ugandaball feared this could lease to more oppression and domination of more of 8balls. This promoted separatism with Buganda from the rest of British Ugandaball. Unlike it's neighbor Kenyaball, which was going though a violent rebellion, Ugandaball decided to take it peaceful, gaining trust from it's 
father to host elections through some demands.
Catholicballs had less power than the Protestantballs, so the Catholicballs created their own religious yet modern party. The western groups on the other hand supported the UNC but the party didn't get enough votes. Bugandaball, having its own party was afraid the DP would remove its monarch from the premises for a modern state, so when independence came it united with the UNC, later becoming UPC and won the majority vote.
Independent for it's wae; First Republic (1962-1971)
Officially on October 9 of 1962, 
Ugandaball became an independent dominion, but just a year they said "the queen does not know da wae" and became a federal state. Being a former British colony, it can now into 
Commonwealthball. Being jointly ruled by the UNC and KY, Bugandaball was in charge of the country. Kenyaball sent over workers to political and economically develop its clay as Ugandaball can into learn how to develop. Sidenote, 
Kanjoball, a ethnic groupball asked to separate from Tooroball, but Ugandaball said "Non" and that's when Rwenzururuball was born as a seperatist movenment.
From the 1960s to 1965, Uganda’s 
Indiaballs heavily mastered to invest in African coffee and tea which uplifted the country’s economy and Ugandaball became a rich country. Before everything went downhill, Ugandaball was one of the richest countries of East Africa (Swahililand). The immigrants mainly invested in the city of .png){kind=icon}
Jinjaball.
Apollo Milton Obote, the prime minister starts to introduce 
afro-socialist ideals through the second half of the 1960s. Ugandaball starts thinking to dismantle pre-colonial clays (kingdoms) if they want to unify the country under a one-party leftist state, and Bugandaball gets offended and the two end up getting into a lot of disagreements. To ruin Obote's reputation, Bugandaball's king Edward Mutesa II openly accuses him and his well soldier 
Idi Amin of smuggling gold from 
Congoball's clay.
To worsen things, the Ugandan Army started to turn against the government and demanded for raises and more. Obote tried to communicate with them, but nothing changed and Obote was taken hostage by his own army. To prevent a coup d'etat, Ugandaball asked UKball to reduce the situation. The prime minister had to install more royalists in the army, and this is where Idi Amin comes into the army. Ugandaball's prime minister not only lost support in the population but also in the army, so Obote launched a coup against Bugandaball. To visulate; Bugandaball pleaded Ugandaball to not take its clay, but Uganda declared itself a one-party republic and declared all kingdomballs in its clay ( Bugandaball, Kingdom of Bunyoroball, and Kingdom of Toroball to be non-existant and have their clay taken away). The Kababa of Buganda is driven out of the country and in exile to UKball. Considering the Kababa was well loved by the population, the people of Uganda will never forgive Obote for this step forward.
Obote saw Idi Amin as a threat to his power and demoted him for misusing funds. This lead to the madlad couping Obote with the backing of UKball and 
Israelcube.
Going another wae; Second Republic (1971-1979)
UKball gave weapons because it wanted to avoid president Obote from turning his country socialist. Israelcube helped train out his military. After the coup, Apollo Milton Obote who was in 
Tringapore's clay for a Commonwealth summit meeting convention, was notified and fled to Tanzaniaball. Tanzania's leader, Julius Nyerere, is a good friend of Obote, so he helps him at will to overthrow Idi. Under the first week alone, Ugandaball had already committed many human rights violations. Killings and ethnic genocide quickly followed after the coup, causing many of its people to flee to either neighboring Tanzaniaball or Kenyaball and later form insurgencies there.
Amin was suspicious of the Indiaballs that were investing in Ugandan clay. Accusing them of milking the country, he expelled from the country in August 1972, giving them 90 days to pack up and all leave. To "fix things", he gave all the jobs to inexperienced locals who had no idea of what the hell to do. In a short time, the economy was quick to crash.
The next month, Ugandans who fled the country used the clay of Tanzaniaball to attempt an invasion. Ugandaball asked its ally Israelcube to send supplies. But when Israelcube declined, Amin felt so backstabbed so hard it ordered all Israelicubes expelled too. Ugandaball then asked 
Libyaball for help, and got weapons from 
USSRball who he also became friends with. Idi Amin could also into anti-semeite after this.
With the defeat of the insurgency, Ugandaball despised Tanzaniaball and their friendship broke. Amin became aware that Nynere will try to overthrow him again. Meanwhile Ugandans just grew coffee to be exported, but because the economy was ruined, they resorted to smuggling stuff to Kenyaball's border. let soldiers have a role in poaching and deforesting trees to keep them rich and supportive of his government. This only worsened the economy. Many Ugandans were persecuted under the State Research Bureau, a police force used to torture the Ugandaballs. Not to forget Amin was 
fascist, so he oppressed groups he saw lower than him such as Acholiballs and Langoballs/Luoballs. This explained the earlier deportation of Indiaballs.
Some years later, The world was shocked when some 
Palestineballs hijacked one a Israeli populated airplane directing to Franceball's clay. When they landed in Uganda's clay, Idi's soldiers gave the terrori- I mean hijackers shelter in Uganda. The hijackers threatened Israelcube if they didn't negotiate with them, they wouldn't give back the plane, but Israelcube can't into agree with Palestineballs. 
USAball got into this and contacted 
Egyptball to talk it out with Ugandaball, but Ugandaball never had a reason to give in. With no option left, Israelcube invaded the Entebbe airport in response to this government-sponsored hostage crisis. Israel secretly sent air forces to Kenyaball's clay. .png){kind=icon}
Israelcube asked Kenyaball if ie can use his clay to trepass Ugandaball, Kenyaball could not into care so it insisted. Israelcube then sent its planes across to Ugandaball, and landed at the airport. Israel managed to successfully evacuate the passengers and the hijackers were killed as well as some Ugandan troops.
This outraged Ugandaball who threatened Kenyaball it would remove them in a arguement later. USAball then intervined and let Kenyaball borrow one of his suppercarriers. Ugandaball backed off.
Operation Mafuta Mingi takes place in June, but fails to coup and assassinate the leader. Idi was wounded by the rebels. 4 months later, exiled Ugandan troops use Kenyaball to invade Uganda with the support of only Israelcube. This also fails however as the rebels were quickly spotted and disbanded.
Ugandaball wanted to finally take on its revenge on the Tanzanians. The Uganda-Tanzania War was ignited when Ugandaball invaded and occupied .png){kind=icon}
Kageraball. Tanzaniaball and allied Obote's Ugandan National Liberation Front did a counter-attack and started to enter its clay. Due to the lack of extra troops, Uganda was screwed.
Tanzaniaball was backed by 
Chinaball, 
Mozambiqueball, and 
Algeriaball, and Ugandaball was backed by 
Libyaball, Palestineball, 
Saudi Arabiaball and 
Pakistanball. Burger convinced countries to temporally end all trade to Uganda.
With the capture of Kampalaball, Idi Amin drove his car out of the country. He was exiled to Libyaball and relocated to Saudi Arabiaball where he would die in the year 2003. His remaining loyalists fought until the Bush War, but many were cleared out by UNLF and Tanzanian troops.
Ugandan Knuckles in the Bush War (1980-1986)
With the ousting of Idi Amin, the Ugandan provision government is created. The 1980 elections were to see a bright future for Uganda, but Apollo Milton Obote wins the 1980 election. Returning to power, Obote is accused of rigging the election. Things escalate very quickly, and Uganda goes through a multiple personality disorder. Many warlords spawn all over the country, with the intention of capturing Kampalaball, removing Obote, and putting themselves in power. This was the Ugandan Bush War.
Future president Yoweri Musenevi founded the NRA at the Luwero Triangle, not too far from the capital. It received aid and money from Gaddafi Libyaball, as 
Gaddafi hoped to push his influence. Royalists of Idi Amin from the former Army that fled to the West Nile found the FUNA and UNRF (1.0). The UFM was to co-exist, and even defectors of the ruling UNLF founded UNLF-AD. To all these factions, Obote cranks his regime to be more oppressive to an extent, having the UNLF kill those suspected of opposing him, leading to many innocent lives being costed. Obote signs a cooperation deal with 
North Koreaball, which is why a few Koreans are sent to fight in the north of the country. One thing Ugandaball successfully got to do was to give Rwenzururuball autonomy if it can shut up. The NRM, UFM, and UNRF joined forces to create the "Ugandan Popular Front", even if the idea was originally rejected.
The UNLF launched a heavy offense against the UNFR that terrorized civilians and had them move their operations at South Sudanball and 
Zaireball. The UNLF targeted the UFM who had a higher chance of taking the capital, but a new group is formed from the old one they destroyed.
Tito Lutwa Okello, a general stood up against Milton and eventually overthrows him and has him leave to Kenyaball and later 
Zambiaball. Being the new leader of the UNLF, he makes peace with the FUNA & UNRF, and the FEDEMU (successor of UFM). Okello also attempted to do the same with the NRM, but the NRM used this as an opportunity to had swooped into Kampalaball in a few months. Uganda starts to heal from its disorder after.
With Kampalaball retaken again, current Ugandan President Yoweri Museveni seizes power and deposes Tito Lutwa Okello, ending the War.. and starting another one..... wait, what???
The Holy Spirit Movement (HSM), a 
religious rebellion group had been promoting ideas of Alice Auma's own religious views in Acholiland, as Alice claimed to be a prophet. The Uganda People's Democratic Army (UPDA) (and its successor, the West Nile Bank Front (WNBF)) was formed out of former UNLF soldiers. But on the bright side, Ugandaball can into removings HIVs (Uganda was one of the most HIV infected countries at the time).
Today; Fourth Republic (1986-)
1987: In January, after both the HSM and UPDA had been defeated by Ugandaball, the two join forces to form the 
Lord's Resistance Armyball. LRAball loved Christianity a bit too much to the point where we used it as a political tool to gain power in Acholiland and the rest of the country. Lord's Resistance Armyball would also commit slavery, murder, and sexual violence, even to this day. Ugandaball's disorder continues to prolong. The Teso tribe band the Uganda People's Army (UPA) after Uganda fails to do anything about cattle raids.
Kenyaball gots its suspicion on Ugandaball. One time, Kenya openly made rude accusations that it was supporting the Mwakenya movement. Threatened, Ugandaball accused Kenyaball of allowing the Ninth of October Movement (NOM), a new rebellion movement, to invade Uganda from Kenyaball's clay. The two would have border clashes until 
Ethiopiaball and Tanzaniaball got the two to break it up.
In January of 1988, the Ugandan Federal Army (UFA) (later the Uganda National Democratic Alliance) bombed Kampalaball to kill the Libyan ambassador. Later, the National Army for the Liberation of Uganda (NALU) was from in Rwenzururuball's clay by Amon Bazira, who would be assassinated in Kenyaball in 1993 by Ugandan agents (predictably), the NALU was funded by Kenyaball and Zaireball who wanted Yoweri gone from power. Idi Amin tried to get back in power through a planned rebellion but is arrested and sent back to exile. The Teso Commission is created to resolve the fighting between Iteso people and the government.
Most pre-colonial kingdoms (except for Kingdom of Ankoleball) are restored in 1993. Lord's Resistance Armyball was forced to end the war and join the Bigombe talks, but while they were in place Jopesh Kony only called support from 
Sudanball's government. The Ugandan constitution is created and it finally became a decent country after years of multiple personality disorder cured. Some Bugandan kebabs (Uganda Muslim Liberation Army (UMLA)), accuses Ugandaball of "removing kebab", and start causing trouble in Rwenzururuball with the help of the NALU. After a failed offense at Lake Albert, the UMLA flees to Zaireball, speaking of which was invaded by .png){kind=icon}
Rwandaball and Ugandaball. .png){kind=icon}
Kabila is put into power. Thanks to the help of the Sudanese, the UMLA, NALU, and join the Uganda Muslim Freedom Fighters (UMFF) and Allied Democratic Forcesball was born. ADFball was responsible for setting a college on fire.
Once again with Rwandaball invading the Congo, Ugandaball took action in this against because Uganda didn't like DR Congoball removing its troops. It created the "Movement for the Liberation of the Congo (MLC)", a rebel group. However, it and Rwandaball got into a little bit of a 6-day fight at Kisangani. The Second Congo War ends with both countries withdrawing from the Congo. But in 2005, LRAball invades neighboring Congo-Kinshasa. Another truce is signed between Uganda and the LRA, but no matter what, the LRAball will recruit more soldiers against the country. In 2010, its forces attacked 
Central African Republicball dragging them into the conflict. The extermist group became popular after USAball made a film of it, exposing it to the 
World. USAball and 
African Unionball had their troops active in Uganda, but USAball stopped the intervention in 2017.
In 2007, Ugandaball finally finished paying his debt to Tanzaniaball.
In the 2017 parliament, the Ugandan government was literally fight over wherever to change the presidential term (years for president to stay in power). The reasoning is likely that president Yoweri Museveni had been re-elected 5 times; 1996, 2001, 2006, 2001, and the last recently being 2016. In the end, nothing changed. Ugandaball can't into democracy.
Nowadays, Ugandaball is known for his low-budget Wakaliwood movies made with less than a $200 budget. It also can into many women in its parliament. Recently in the last few years, Uganda had appected loans from Chinaball, but upon forgetting, Chinaball took custody of its airport one day without warning.
As of July 2021, it was attacked by 
Al-Shababball's suicide bombers. Ugandaball continues fighting the ADF outside its border, this time with the help and support of Congolese forces. As of 2022, it planning to immunize 8 million of its people against polio.
Flag colors
Main colors
| Color Name | RGB | CMYK | HEX | |
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| HTML black | 0, 0, 0 | C0-M0-Y0-K100 | #000000 | |
| Sizzling Sunrise | 252, 220, 4 | C0-M16-Y98-K1 | #FCDC04 | |
| Rosso Corsa | 217, 0, 0 | C0-M100-Y100-K15 | #D90000 | |
Emblem colors
| Color Name | RGB | CMYK | HEX | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| HTML White | 255, 255, 255 | C0-M0-Y0-K0 | #FFFFFF | |
| Quick Silver | 156, 166, 156 | C6-M0-Y6-K35 | #9CA69C | |
Relationships
Friends
Great Wayball - IT KNOWS DA WAE! FOLLOW ME MAH BRUTHAS! *Click Click*
Kenyaball - Trade partner and brother. We have beef with each other in the past, but we get along now. Sorry. People on YouTube debate over which one of us is better (especially in sports and tourism), and we all know its me.
Indiaball - Glad Indians are coming back in my cities again! I really love your tea!
Chinaball - Trade partner, they let me borrow monies. Soon I'll have many Chinese, more than Kenya. But don't take the airport plox.
South Sudanball - I helped them escape from 
Sudanball.
USAball - We are good brothers and I like its cartoons. Though he kinda supports 
this guy, 
Some of his states don't. But why are you sanctioning my government?
Russiaball - We are trade partners. We remove homosex together! 
Crimeaball is yours.
Canadaball - My brother. But please stop having homosex in your clay.
UKball - Father but remove homosex.
Saudi Arabiaball - Thanks for taking care of that dictatorial monster Idi Amin.
Palestineball - You suroppted Idi Amin, but I recongize you.
Franceball - I didn't know them that much when I was young, but it taught me some french and converted me to 
Catholicism.
Libyaball - I of buliding a mosque in my clay for its former leader 
Gaddafi. Also helped in my muitiple personality disorder.
Malaysiaball - We talked in 
Commonwealthball's private meeting to get to know each other in 2011. He also removes homosex too. Thanks for giving me palm oil. Yuo also have many Indians and Chinese in your clay.
North Koreaball - Sentings of its soldiers to deal with fightings in my clay during the Bush War. It's been wacky though.
South Koreaball - Same thing I said with North Korea, but more preferable.
Belarusball - Sister of Russiaball. She likes to beat up HIM although it's legal in her clay.
Indonesiaball - We have dimpolatic ties amd we both like Malaysiaball.
Jamaicaball - Caribbean guy who makes good music and violates
stupid l*zzies to cure them of their sin!
Serbiaball - European version of me. It also hates Homosex but it's legal in its clay. And I don't even recognize the fake country of
Kosovoball as well!
Neutral
Israelcube - Thanks for the military help with Sudan's rebels. Still though, what da f*ck was the airport invasion for?! And you also love Homosex! Free Palestine!
Democratic Republic of Congoball - We used to be enemies in the Congo Wars but today, it helps me fight 
common enemies in its clay.
Rwandaball - We teamed up against 
Zaireball, but why do like the homosex?!?!?
Enemies
- Lord's Resistance Armyball - GET OUT OF MY NEIGHBORS' CLAYS YOU CHILD RAPING TERRORIST!!! REMOVE JOESPH KONY!!
If you do not da wae, you will have you pay with your life! - Sudanball - HOW DARE YOU SUPPORT TERRORIST GROUPS IN MY CLAY!! SOUTH SUDANBALL IS REAL SUDAN, SO F*CK OFF YOU TERRORIST!!!!!!
- Gays - WHY ARE YOU GAE? AND WHY YOU EAT DA POOPOO?
Al-Shababball - REMOVE! YOU NEVER FORGET WHAT YOU DONE TO KAMPALA!!!- ISISball - REMOVE YUO TOO! YUO ALSO DO NOT KNOW DA WAE!
Netherlandsball - FIRST ONE TO LEGALIZE HOMOSEX!!!
Philippinesball - You must be USAball child but Sabah is not your clay, You homosex loving!!
Ukraineball - I RECOGNIZE CRIMEA REFERENDUM!- Kosovoball - YOU ARE BELONGING TO SERBIA!!! NO MORE EXPLANATIONS!!! END OF THE STORY!!!
Albaniaball - LISTEN HERE, YOU HOMO-OH WAIT IT HATES HOMOSEX, KOSOVO IS SERBIAN PROPERTY!! KOSOVO JE SRBIJA!!!
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Consitutional kingdoms
How to draw
Drawing Ugandaball would be simple, were it not for the particularly difficult crane emblem in the centre:
- Divide the basic circle shape into six horizontal stripes of this black, this yellow, this red and the same with the other three stripes.
- Draw a white circle superimposing in the centre.
- Draw a crane inside the white circle.
- Draw the eyes and you have finished.
Gallery
| Republic of
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| Regions | Central Regionball ( Kampalaball) • Eastern Regionball • Northern Regionball • Western Regionball
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| Historical entities | Migrants from Northeast • Bantuball • Kingdom of Bugandaball • Kingdom of Bunyoroball • British East Africaball ( British Ugandaball) • Kingdom of Ankoleball • Kingdom of Busogaball • Kingdom of Toroball • Kingdom of Rwenzururuball
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| Do you know da wae? | |
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| Founders | UKball
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Africa |
 Botswanaball •  Cameroonball •  Eswatiniball •  Gambiaball •  Ghanaball • Kenyaball •  Lesothoball •  Malawiball •  Mauritiusball • Mozambiqueball •  Namibiaball •  Nigeriaball • Rwandaball •  Seychellesball •  Sierra Leoneball •  South Africaball • Tanzaniaball • Ugandaball • Zambiaball
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| Asia |  Bangladeshball •  Bruneiball • Indiaball •  Malaysiaball • Pakistanball •  Sri Lankaball • Tringapore
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| Europe |  Cyprusball •  Maltaball
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| North America |  Antigua and Barbudaball •  Bahamasball •  Barbadosball •  Belizeball •  Canadaball •  Dominicaball •  Grenadaball •
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| Oceania |  Australiaball •  Fijiball •  Kiribatiball •  Nauruball •  New Zealandball •  Papua New Guineaball •  Samoaball •  Solomon Islandsball •  Tongaball •  Tuvaluball •  Vanuatuball
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| Former members |  Irelandball (1931-1949) •  Maldivesball (1965-2016) •  Zimbabweball (1980-2003)
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