|“||I die with my homeland!||”|
— Last words of President Francisco Solano López
Paraguayball, officially the Republic of Paraguayball, is a
nonexistent buffer state between Brazilball and Argentinaball landlocked countryball in South America. They're bordered by Brazilball to the North and Northeast, Argentinaball to the South and Southwest, and Boliviaball to the North and Northwest. The country is divided into 17 departments, including the capital Asunciónball located in the Districto Capital, giving him a total area of 157,048 square miles, making him the 59th largest country in the world. As of 2019, he maintains a population of about 7.152 million inhabitants.
His flag’s back and front are different. Just like Oregonball.
His national day is May 14.
Paraguay started out as a free 7ball, then Spainball adopted him, however he never was given any attention by his adoptive mother. It has no sea since
he broke away from Spainball birth. But he manages to get out to sea.
By 1860 Paraguay was of stronk (not really), but then his brother Uruguayball was of raped from the inside, so he declared war on the evil alter ego of his brother, but Brazilball didn't like this so he declared war on Paraguay, Argentinaball meanwhile let Brazilball's troops pass through his territory, so Paraguayball invaded Argentina, however Brazilball and Argentinaball, along with Uruguayball plotted an evil plan and raped Paraguayball, and anschlussed most of his clay.
Paraguay had of lost many land and people. Almost 70 percent of his male. He lost a lot of clay. His economy was
shit bad. He had no friends and was left alone to die. Argentinaball wanted to split him in half with Brazilball, but Brazilball spared Paraguay, the poor boy slowly recovered from the rape and humiliation. But he still has some flashbacks and gets nervous around Brazilball and Argentinaball easily thanks to the trauma.
The 20th Century of comings along. The Gran Chaco came in. The unresolved border conflict with Boliviaball over the Chaco region was finally of erupted in the 1930s in the Chaco War. After into many losses, Paraguay defeated Bolivia and established its sovereignty over the most disputed Chaco region. Even though this had of happenings, they are still of having good relationships.
There were many civil wars and revolutions going on in Paraguay after that.
Alfredo Stroessner became the Far-right wing anti-communist (for the pleasure of USAball) dictator of Paraguayball in 1954. Stroessner was "re-elected" for seven consecutive terms (in 1958, 1963, 1968, 1973, 1978, 1983 and 1988), for 35 years of the longest government in Latin America in the century XX, after that of Fidel Castro in Cubaball. In the 1980s, Paraguay was a battlefield. Coups, revolutions were everywhere. The US helped to stop these coups. After some more years, Paraguay was a good, peaceful, and democratic countryball.
Today, Paraguay is slow in technology. His army still has Shermans and M3 Stuarts. His airfare even has propeller planes which are really sad. Even though, he is of improving economy, healthcare, and other stuff. He is of makings good relationships with other countries like Uruguayball, that once were enemies with.
Paraguay was very confident in his early years as a countryball, he believed that he could conquer all South America! But then... The Paraguayan War happened, and he got totally humiliated.
Since he got humiliated by Brazilian Empireball, he got trauma, very depressing, the poor boy is always saying negative things, he still has PTSD.
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- Colombiaball-Mejor amigo! He created a treaty that would help mi citzens if i ceased to exist after being *glup* b-beaten and tortured.
- Boliviaball -We are nice to each other. After the war, he sent food and aids to mi. He did not care when i captured some southern parts of su clayo.
- Mexicoball - Almost nothing in common. Pero hermano!! Yo amo su spicy food!
- USAball - Good friend. Gave tanks, planes, helicopters and others military stuff. Th-thanks for helping me and also one of yuor Hijos are has a 2 sided flag.
- Spainball - ¡Mama ayuda! ¡Mis hermanos me están acosando!
- UKball - UK gives money for vacation in Paraguayan lands.
- Franceball - She very stronk and almost conquered Europe! Yo tried to impress its in 1864 but it...didn't go so well But it is nice to me so maybe we can be friends!
- Real China - You are real China. I'll be loyal to you and I also recognize you too
- Philippinesball - She is my adoptive sister from the other side of the Pacific Ocean
She also used to date mama but oh welp. I wish that I have a coastline. She also hates name stealer and flag stealer but for a different reason. She calls them drug users. Please tell your son to change his flag. Any friend of Colombiaball is my friend. And we both can into chocolate.
- Brazilball - F-Fear ... Por favor no me mates! *keeps crying* P-pero....He helps me a lot with his stronk economy and commercial agreements a example is Itaipu hidraulic usine, 25% of my energy is from there, we get a long pretty well even if I....keep thinking about that. I dont hate him, we can be half friends, but I still hold heartache of him because of the war. He just killed paraguyan children in this war.
- Argentinaball - t-there´s a lot of paraguayans on his clay, he leaves me use his river to go to the sea too. But I'm not going to forget about the war, even if yuo didn´t wanted to attack m-my capital. Also, thanks for the support during the chaco war and my civil war.
- Chinaball - FAKE CHINA! Cheap products rival!!!
- Uruguayball - ¡PENSÉ QUE ÉRAMOS HERMANOS! ¿POR QUÉ ME HICISTE ESTO? Y tambien, tu eres un copion de nombres! Apestas a hierba, adicto.
- Portugalball - CONTROL TU HIJO PLEASE! AND TOO BAD BECAUSE I AM GOING TO INVADE ALL OF THE COUNTRIES FOR YOU TO SAY THAT.
- Venezuelaball - He hates me just because I opposed his election. He also hates my best friend.
- Netherlandsball - Flag stealer.