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    I die with my homeland!
    — Last words of President Francisco Solano López

    Paraguayball, officially the Republic of Paraguayball, is a nonexistent buffer state between Brazilball and Argentinaball landlocked countryball in South America. It is bordered by Brazil-icon.png Brazilball to the North and Northeast, Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball to the South and Southwest, and Bolivia-icon.png Boliviaball to the North and Northwest. The country is divided into 17 departments, including the capital Asuncion-icon.png Asunciónball located in the Districto Capital, giving it a total area of 157,048 square miles, making it the 59th largest country in the world. As of 2019, it maintains a population of about 7.152 million inhabitants.

    Its flag’s back and front are different. Just like Oregonball.

    It maintains membership in OAS-icon.png OASball and Mercosul-icon.png Mercosurball due to being geographically in South America, as well as the UN-icon.png UNball like almost every other country in the world.

    Its national day is May 14.

    History[edit | edit source]

    Paraguay started out as a free Guarani-icon.png Guaraníball, then Spanish-Empire-icon.png Spainball adopted it, however it never was given any attention by its adoptive parent. It has no sea since it broke away from First Spanish Republic-icon.png Spainball birth. But it manages to get out to sea.

    In 1810 United Provinces of Rio de la Plata-icon.png Argentinaball's rebelled against First Spanish Republic-icon.png Spainball and tried to liberate Paraguayball, however, it lost and retreated, but Paraguay got independence by itself.

    By 1860 Paraguay was of stronk (not really), but then its sibling Uruguay-icon.png Uruguayball was of raped from the inside, so it declared war on the evil alter ego of its sibling, but Brazilian Empire-icon.png Brazilball didn't like this so it declared war on Paraguay, Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball meanwhile let Brazilian Empire-icon.png Brazilball's troops pass through its territory, so Paraguayball invaded Argentina, however Brazilian Empire-icon.png Brazilball and Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball, along with Uruguay-icon.png Uruguayball plotted an evil plan and raped Paraguayball, and anschlussed most of its clay.

    Paraguay had of lost many land and people. Almost 70 percent of its male population. It lost a lot of clay. Its economy was horrible. It had no friends and was left alone to die. Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball wanted to split it in half with Brazilian Empire-icon.png Brazilball, but Brazilian Empire-icon.png Brazilball spared Paraguay, and it slowly recovered from the rape and humiliation. But it still has some flashbacks and gets nervous around Brazil-icon.png Brazilball and Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball easily thanks to the trauma.

    The 20th Century of comings along. The Gran Chaco came in. The unresolved border conflict with Bolivia-icon.png Boliviaball over the Chaco region was finally of erupted in the 1930s in the Chaco War. After into many losses, Paraguay defeated Bolivia and established its sovereignty over the most disputed Chaco region. Even though this had of happenings, they are still of having good relationships.

    There were many civil wars and revolutions going on in Paraguay after that.

    Alfredo Stroessner became the Far-right wing anti-communist (for the pleasure of USA-icon.png USAball) dictator of Paraguayball in 1954. Stroessner was "re-elected" for seven consecutive terms (in 1958, 1963, 1968, 1973, 1978, 1983 and 1988), for 35 years of the longest government in Latin America in the century XX, after that of Fidel Castro-icon.png Fidel Castro in Cuba-icon.png Cubaball. In the 1980s, Paraguay was a battlefield. Coups, revolutions were everywhere. The USA-icon.png US helped to stop these coups. After some more years, Paraguay was a good, peaceful, and democratic countryball.

    Today, Paraguay is slow in technology. Its army still has Shermans and M3 Stuarts. Its airfare even has propeller planes which are really sad. Even though, it is of improving economy, healthcare, and other stuff. It is of makings good relationships with other countries like Uruguay-icon.png Uruguayball, that once were enemies with.

    Personalities[edit | edit source]

    Paraguay was very confident in its early years as a countryball, it believed that he could conquer all South America! But then... The Paraguayan War happened, and it got totally humiliated.

    Since it got humiliated by Brazilian Empire-icon.png Brazilian Empireball, it got trauma, very depressing, and is still always saying negative things, it still has PTSD.

    Flag Colors[edit | edit source]

    Main Colors[edit | edit source]

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Maximum Red 213, 43, 30 C0-M80-Y86-K16 #D52B1E
    White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF
    Royal Azure 0, 56, 168 C100-M67-Y0-K34 #0038A8

    Emblem Colors[edit | edit source]

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Black 0, 0, 0 C0-M0-Y0-K100 #000000
    North Texas Green 0, 154, 58 C100-M0-Y62-K40 #009A3A
    Yellow (Pantone) 254, 223, 0 C0-M12-Y100-K0 #FEDF00

    Relationships[edit | edit source]

    Friends[edit | edit source]

    • Colombia-icon.png Colombiaball - Best friend! It created a treaty that would help mi citzens if I ceased to exist after being *glup* b-beaten and tortured.
    • Bolivia-icon.png Boliviaball - We are nice to each other. After the war, it sent food and aids to mi. Sorry when I captured some southern parts of su clayo in 1932.
    • Mexico-icon.png Mexicoball - Almost nothing in common. Yo amo su spicy food!
    • USA-icon.png USAball - Good friend. Gave tanks, planes, helicopters and others military stuff. Th-thanks for helping me and also one of yuor children are has a 2 sided flag.
    • UK-icon.png UKball - UK gives money for vacation in Paraguayan lands.
    • Palestine-icon.png Palestineball - I recognize yuo.
    • France-icon.png Franceball - It is very stronk and almost conquered Europe! Yo tried to impress its in 1864 but it...didn't go so well But it is nice to me so maybe we can be friends!
    • Taiwan-icon.png Real China - You are real China. I'll be loyal to you and I also recognize you too
    • Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball - It is my adoptive sibling from the other side of the Pacific Ocean. I wish that I have a coastline. It also hates Uruguay-icon.png name stealer and Netherlands-icon.png flag stealer but for a different reason. It calls them drug users. Please tell your Batangas-icon.png son to change its flag. Any friend of Colombia-icon.png Colombiaball is my friend. And we both can into chocolate.

    Neutral[edit | edit source]

    • Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball - T-there´s a lot of Paraguayans on its clay, and it lets me use its river to go to the sea too. But I'm not going to forget about the war, even if yuo didn´t wanted to attack m-my capital. Also, thanks for the support during the chaco war and my civil war.
    • Brazil-icon.png Brazilball - F-Fear ... Por favor no me mates! *keeps crying* P-pero....It helps me a lot with its stronk economy and commercial agreements a example is Itaipu hidraulic usine, 25% of my energy is from there, we get a long pretty well even if I....keep thinking about that. I dont hate it, we can be half friends, but I still hold heartache of it because of the war. He just killed Paraguayan children in this war.

    Enemies[edit | edit source]

    • Venezuela-icon.png Venezuelaball - It hates me just because I opposed its election. It also hates my Colombia-icon.png best friend.
    • Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball - Flag stealer.

    Gallery[edit | edit source]

    Polandball Wiki has a gallery of artwork, comics, gifs and videos of Paraguayball.

    Click here to see it.

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