Equatorial Guineaball, formally the
yes yes very democratic People's Democratic Dictadorship of Equatorial Guineaball is a small countryball in Africa. It craves oil. It was adopted by Spainball and is the only Spanish speaking countryball in Africa! It is part of the Bantu Family but doesn't like to talk with its brothers. She is the only African country that considers Spanish a national language. She can into lowest IQ.
Equatorial Guineaball was an 8ball that evolved in a Bantuball and later discovered/adopted/colonized by Portugalball, who gave custody of its to his wife Spainball thereafter. Franceball and Belgiumball also tried to make it join their colonial empire in Africa and this is why it can speak some French and Portuguese, in addition to Spanish and its native languages.
Nowadays, Equatorial Guineaball has been a fully independent state since 1968. It is a dictatorship and one of the worst countries for freedom of expression in Africa (after Eritreaball). Like its neighbour, Gabonball, it can into oil but all the money goes to a small minority of its population who is very rich.
In 2017, it is no longer considered irrelevant (except for its citizens) and now it can into relevant.
In 2021, it experienced an explosion in its clay and is trying to bounce back.
Equatorial Guineaball has no friends or real enemies due to its irrelevance and its very hostile attitude to foreigners (she closed its borders and don't want tourists in its clay). The only countryballs who it talks is Spainball, Dominicaball and USAball.
- Portugalball - Uncle who teach me how to do HUE.
- Dominican Republicball - New amigo cousin who has lots of people with my heritage on his clay. I like cardi B.
We are the only afro-hispanics left cause stupid Haiti left the family.
- Nigeriaball - He is rich and has lot of oil too!
- Babka - I am going to put my Embassy in Jerusalem soon. He gib me lots of Aid after I hab Explosion.
- Lebanonball - I give him aid to recover from his explosion.
- Angolaball - Half brother who loves oil and hates democracy like yo!
- El Salvadorball - My brother who calls me "Abuelas Negras" which means black grandma.
- São Tomé and Príncipeball - Irrelevant and inoffensive hermano in the Atlantic. I am the only one who likes him besides HUE brothers.
- USAball - You are of the only country who gets Visa-free access, so you can by oil! He supports me, even though I am a dictatorship.
- Mexicoball - Largest brother in the world.
- Argentinaball - they protect us from inferior oil Gabonball and love us dearly.
- Cameroonball - ¿Why not?
- Tunisiaball - He accuses me of cheating the 2018 world cup in which I didn't. I won fair and square! Also why you hate my Mommy so much?
- Gabonball - My oil is the best oil of Central Africa, get out of my clay, yu have bad romance, corrupted shit!
I am corrupted too!
- Haitiball - Pay your goddam debts to my Cousin amigo. Also why you leave the familia?
- Tringapore - ¡¡¡¡¡STOP MAKING FUN OF MY LOW IQ!!!!!
at least we cannot into democracy
- George Soros - ¡¡¡¡How Dare You Terrorizing mommy and my Uncles Even Gabonball Hates you!!!!
- She is one of the smallest children in Spainball's familia .
- She is the only spanish speaking countryball in Africa.
- Its has the worst human Right In the UNball and Earthball.
- She is the one of the richiest countryballs in Africa.
- She also hates its neighbour Gabonball for trying to Anschlussing her.
How to draw
Draw Equatorial Guineaball is almost simple:
- Draw a left blue arrow in the basic circle shape
- Divide the rest into three horizontal stripes
- Color them of green, white and red
- Draw in the white stripe the coat of arms of Equatorial Guinea
- Draw the eyes and you've finished.
|Administrative divisions||Annobónball • Bioko Norteball ( Malaboball) • Bioko Surball • Centro Surball • Djiblohoball • Kié-Ntemball • Litoralball • Wele-Nzasball|
|Former entities||Migrants from East • Ancient Bantus Portuguese Biokoball • Spanish Empireball ( Viceroyalty of Rio de la Plataball • Spanish Biokoball) • Spanish Guineaball|
|Northern Africa||Algeriaball • Egyptball • Libyaball • Mauritaniaball • Moroccoball • Sudanball • Tunisiaball • Western Saharaball|
|Southern Africa||Angolaball • Botswanaball • Eswatiniball • Lesothoball • Malawiball • Mozambiqueball • Namibiaball • South Africaball • Zambiaball • Zimbabweball|
|East Africa||Comorosball • Djiboutiball • Ethiopiaball • Eritreaball • Kenyaball • Madagascarball • Mauritiusball • Rwandaball • Seychellesball • Somaliaball • South Sudanball • Tanzaniaball • Ugandaball|
|West Africa||Beninball • Burkina Fasoball • Cape Verdeball • Gambiaball • Ghanaball • Guinea-Bissauball • Guineaball • Liberiaball • Maliball • Nigerball • Nigeriaball • Senegalball • Sierra Leoneball • Togoball|
|Central Africa||Burundiball • Cameroonball • Central African Republicball • Chadball • Congoball • DR Congoball • Equatorial Guineaball • Gabonball • São Tomé and Príncipeball|
|Former members||Tanganyikaball • Zanzibarball|