Equatorial Guineaball, officially the
Dicatorial Republic of Equatorial Guineaball, is a small countryball in Africa. It is part of the Bantu family and it craves oil. It is the only Spanish speaking countryball in Africa. It is also surrounded by Cameroonball and Gabonball who speak a lot of French and this is why it can speak some French and Portuguese too, in addition to Spanish and its native languages. It is also the only African country that considers Spanish a national language. It can also into lowest IQ, and that is responsible for a "former president".
(Note: This page will be updated someday)
Equatorial Guineaball was an 8ball that evolved in a Bantuball and later adopted by Portugalball, who gave custody of it to his wife Spainball thereafter. Meanwhile, UKball colonised the island of Bioko, but it was also given to Spain. This is why Equatorial Guineaball can speak English well.
Nowadays, Equatorial Guineaball has been a fully independent state since 1968. It is a dictatorship ruled and one of the worst countries for freedom of expression in Africa (after Eritreaball). For the first few years, it became Africa's Democratic Kampucheaball with Equatorial Guineaball killing people with an IQ over 2 digits under Francisco Macías' reign. Although after Francisco Macías was ousted by his own nephew in the coup of August 1979, the country was still under a dicatorship, classical Africa.
Like its neighbour, Gabonball, it can into oil but all the money goes to a small minority of its population who is very rich.
In 2003, Gabonball attacked the Mbanié, Cocotiers, and Conga islands in Corsico Bay, leaving a dispute between the two. As a result, Gabonball and Equatorial Guineaball went to the International Criminal Court at The Hagueball ( Netherlandsball's clay) to talk out the situation. Still to this day, there had been no solution yet.
In 2004, unhappy UKballs in its clay were suffering to invest in its clay, so they planned a coup against Equatorial Guineaball, but with the support of Zimbabweball, many were arrested and the coup failed.
In 2017, it is no longer considered irrelevant (except for its citizens) and now it can into relevant.
In 2021, it experienced an explosion in its clay and is trying to bounce back.
Equatorial Guineaball has no friends nor real enemies due to its irrelevance and its very hostile attitude to foreigners (it closed its borders and doesn't want tourists in its clay). The only countryballs who it talks with are Spainball and USAball.
- Spainball - Parent
, but f* ck you for supporting that 2004 coup, yuo puta!.
- Zimbabweball - Undemocratic friend. Thanks for arresting British participants in the coup.
- Portugalball - Uncle who taught mi how to do HUE.
- Nigeriaball - It is rich and has lot of oil, too!
- Babka - I am going to put my embassy in Jerusalemcube soon. It gibs mi lots of aid after I hab explosion.
- Angolaball - Half-sibling who loves oil and hates democracy like yo!
- São Tomé and Príncipeball - Irrelevant and inoffensive sibling in the Atlantic. I am the only one who likes it besides HUE siblings.
- USAball - You are of the only country who gets Visa-free access, so you can buy oil! It thinks I'm okay, even though I am a dictatorship.
- Lebanonball - I give them aid to recover from the explosion.
- Mexicoball - Largest sibling in la familia. Many of mis ministers payed visits here. We launched cooperation agreements of education!
- Dominican Republicball - I like Cardi B.
We are the only Afro-Hispanics left because stupid Haitiball left the family.
- El Salvadorball - My sibling who calls me "Abuelas Negras," which means "black grandmother."
- Argentinaball, Uruguayball -
Whitesiblings of South America.
- Philippinesball - Asian sibling!
- Palestineball - I recognize you, but I like Israelcube for giving me aid, no offense.
- Cameroonball - Accuses me of abusing workers in mi clay!
- Tunisiaball - It accuses me of cheating the 2018 World Cup, but I didn't. I won fair and square! Also, why do you hate mi madre so much?
- Gabonball - My oil is the best oil of Central Africa! ¡Y además, sal de mis islas, corrompido de mierda!
Ironically, I am corrupted, too!
- Haitiball - Pay your goddamn debts to mi primo amigo. Also, why did you leave la familia?
- Tringapore - ¡DEJEN DE BURLARSE DE MI BAJO CI!
At least we cannot into democracy.
- Japanball - Same thing as I said to Tringapore!!
- It is the smallest child of Spainball.
- It is the only Spanish-speaking countryball in Africa.
- It has one of the worst human rights in UNball and Earthball.
- It was also the Lowest IQ in the world it bellow to 60
- It is the one of the richiest countryballs in Africa, but only the government gets the wealth; not the people.
How to draw
Drawing Equatorial Guineaball is almost simple:
- Draw a left blue arrow in the basic circle shape
- Divide the rest into three horizontal stripes
- Color them of green, white and red
- Draw in the white stripe the coat of arms of Equatorial Guinea.
- Draw the eyes, and you've finished.
|Microsoft edge Blue||0, 115, 206||C100-M43-Y0-K19||#0073CE|
|Slimy green||62, 154, 0||C59-M0-Y100-K39||#3E9A00|
|White||255, 255, 255||N/A||#FFFFFF|
|Lust||227, 33, 24||C0-M85-Y89-K10||#E32118|
|Pearl Copper||116, 67, 39||C0-M42-Y66-K54||#744327|
|Orange brown||164, 102, 36||C0-M37-Y78-K35||#A46624|
|Pantone green||0, 155, 56||C100-M0-Y63-K39||#009B38|
|School bus yellow||255, 216, 0||C0-M15-Y100-K0||#FFD800|
|Administrative divisions||Annobónball • Bioko Norteball ( Malaboball) • Bioko Surball • Centro Surball • Djiblohoball • Kié-Ntemball • Litoralball • Wele-Nzasball|
|Former entities||Migrants from East • Ancient Bantus Portuguese Biokoball • Spanish Empireball ( Viceroyalty of Rio de la Plataball • Spanish Biokoball) • Spanish Guineaball|