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    Rwandaball, AKA the African Flanders, is a countryball in Central Africa with an obsession on the letter R. Like its sibling Burundi-icon.png Burundiball, it was first colonized by Germany-icon.png Germanyball and then by Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball. Now they both are sandwiched between Tanzania-icon.png Tanzaniaball and DR Congo-icon.png DR Congoball.

    It also is aiming to be the most drone-friendly country in the world. Due to its drone fetish.

    It is also rapidly getting more freedom and might have more freedom than USA-icon.png USAball by 2020. Investors also love to invest in its clay due to its 7% economic growth which is due to its rapidly increasing economic freedom.

    History[edit | edit source]

    Monarchy of Rwabugiri (1500s-1962)[edit | edit source]

    Before being colonized by Germany-icon.png Germanyball, Guinea-icon.png Rwandaball enjoyed doing things such as hunting and being irrelevant. Before being colonized, its hobbies became more based on not being slaughtered by its German overlord.

    It and later adopted by Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball. Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball promoted the idea of the Hutus being superior to the Tutsis, and this was the precursor of the Rwandan Genocide.

    Revolution and Resolution (1950-1961)[edit | edit source]

    (WIP)

    After gaining independence, Guinea-icon.png Rwandaball gained freedom. Realizing its flag was the same as flag stealing Guinea-icon.png Guineaball, it decided to add a "R' on it's Rwanda-icon (1962-2001).png flag.

    The Hutu Republic (1962-1994)[edit | edit source]

    Civil War (1990-1994)[edit | edit source]

    (WIP)

    The Rwandan Genocide (1994)[edit | edit source]

    Rwandaball only started becoming slightly relevant after it began to commit mass genocide against itself, which appalled and shocked the world, although not many understood what it was about.

    Economic Reform (1994-)[edit | edit source]

    In 2009, it joined the English-icon.png Commonwealthball. Today, it tries to forget the genocide, and it is becoming more peaceful than its neighbors with higher crime rates. In 2001, Rwandaball changed its flag as its old one became associated with its genocide.

    Between 2005 and 2016, Rawandaball's GDP per capita grew at an annual rate of 5.2% and 2010-2011 would see the Rwandan GDP reach a record 8.2%. This would see over a million Rwandans pulled out of poverty and caused the poverty rate to drop by 57%, and the life expectancy rate of Rwandans rose from 49 to 67. This is what would be known as the Rwandan miracle. It likes to make art out of cow shit.

    Relations/Umubano[edit | edit source]

    Friends (Nshuti)[edit | edit source]

    • Burundi-icon.png Burundi - My sibimg who is still struggling since ITS [genocides]. But many of its opposition groups are genocidal hutus, so I hope you get better.
    • Canada-icon.png Canada - It is nice and gibs me aid! I like poutine. It can into Commonwealthball and the English language but unfortunately, it also can into French language.
    • China-icon.png China - New trade friend! Thanks for cancelling debt.
    • Israel-icon.png Babka - I may move Embassy to Jerusalemcube. Also we both hate Interahamwe-icon.pngNazi-icon.png Genocidal Maniacs. Kagame and Bibi are friends (and we hate UN-icon.png UN!)
    • Mozambique-icon.png Mozambique - Can into English-icon.png Commonwealthball like me!
    • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - Eurasian friend. Our presidents visited a few times but pls give Crimea-icon.png Crimeaball to Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball.
    • Singapore-icon.png Tringapore - My inspiration, most of my neighbors call me Tringapore of Africa.
    • Uganda-icon.png Uganda (sometimes) - Helped me out against Zaire-icon.png Zaireball in the Congo wars. I help it fight Interahamwe-icon.png Interahamwe in its clay. We might repoen borders soon.
    • USA-icon.png USAball and UK-icon.png UKball - I love the English language, the best language, so international and classy! Thanks for letting me of joinings Commonwealthball UK! Damn better than French! WAIT WHY ARE YOU SENDING REFUGEES FROM FRANCE-

    Neutral (Ntaho ibogamiye)[edit | edit source]

    • Austria-icon.png Austriaball - My relative, not much.
    • DR Congo-icon.png DR Congoball - Still thinks I'm trying to cause trouble in its eastern lands, when there are genocidal hutu militias over there that need to be cleansed. Gib coltan!
    • Germany-icon.png Ubudage - My first master! But... WHY DID YOU IMPOSE GERMAN LANGUAGE ON ME??!!! YOU'RE THE REASON BELGIUM IMPOSED FRENCH LANGUAGE ON ME!!!! VERDAMMTER ESEL!

    Enemies (Abanzi)[edit | edit source]

    • Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball - YOU ARE WHY THE GENOCIDE ON MY TUTSI PEOPLE HAPPENDED! NEVER FORGOT. YOU ARE WORST THEN NAZI!!!! WAIT.. YOU ARE A NAZI... NAZI OF AFRICA!! and yuo lost to France in World Cup 2018 HONHONHON HAHAHA!!
    • France-icon.png Franceball - WHY YUO PARTICIPATED IN OPERATION TURQUOISE! 1994 NEVER FOREGT!!! I WILL NOT SPEAK YUOR SILLY LANGUAGE ANYMORE! But thanks for apologizing to me, I will move you to neutral.
    • Uganda-icon.png Ugandaball (sometimes) - Ballistic neighbor who is homophobic and has mental issues. Because of its mentality, we closed borders.
    • UN-icon.png UNball - Hey! Why didn't you do anything in the Rwandan genocide! You're fucking useless!
    • Djibouti-icon.png Djiboutiball - This Arab who thinks they will be the next richest African nation. I am the African Singapore-icon.png Tringapore, not you!
    • Zaire-icon.png Zaireball - HOW DARE YOU! YOU SHELTERED THOSE DAMN HUTUS!!! REMOVE MOBUTU!!!
    • Quebec-icon.png Quebecball - Not only is yuo French, but yuo Moron of a Writer Robin Philpot denied my genocide- and his stupid Brother was Akayesu's lawyer!
    • Rwanda-icon (1962-2001).png Itself - WHY AM I SO GENOCIDAL, I MASSACRE MYSELF USING THE DUMBASS HUTUS WWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    • Interahamwe-icon.png Murderous Genocidal Monsters - GO TO HELL! REMOVE REMOVE REMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEE!

    How to draw[edit | edit source]

    Drawing Rwandaball is quite simple:

    1. Divide the basic circle shape into three horizontal stripes of sky blue, yellow and green. Make​​​​​ sure that the sky blue stripe is two times bigger than the yellow and green stripes.

    2. Draw a sun this color in the upper right-hand corner of the blue.

    3. Draw the eyes and you have finished.

    Gallery[edit | edit source]

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    Polandball Wiki has a gallery of artwork, comics, gifs and videos of Rwandaball.

    Click here to see it.



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