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    Mexico Cityball (Spanish: Ciudad de Méxicobola), officially called CDMXball, is sinking the capital and largest cityball of Mexicoball. It is also the largest city of North America (sorry very-popular NYCball) and one of the largest cityballs in the world.


    He was born in 1325 as Tenochtitlanball, the capital of the rich and mighty Aztec Empireball. Until one day, Hernando Cortez and the Spanish Empireballs conquered and destroyed the city and the Aztec Empire. Since then, its name became Mexico Cityball, capital of New Spainball on 13 of August 1521, then a Federal District of Mexicoball was named on 18 November 1824. In 1968 Mexico Cityball took part in the 19th Olympic Games, And on 29 January 2016, the cityball is renamed Mexico Cityball (CDMXball).

    It is not a stateball, but a federal territoryball, so all states of Mexicoball can technically harass it to do what they want, although in recent times it has sought greater autonomy and even wants to become its own state capitalball.

    Personality and relations

    Mexico Cityball is both classy and a ñero, thus being hated by many of the stateballs, though many also secretly like it and envy its wealth.

    Northern stateballs think it's a lazy ass and it got its wealth by sucking on the hard-working northern states through taxation and a centralism covered up by a fake federalism.

    However, all the stateballs complain to it about their problems because it lives along with Mexicoball.

    It always tries to take advantage of the provincianitos or peladitos when vacationing on their clays, though it mostly is a nice ball.

    It holds up to many of Mexicoball's best and largest things, like airport, metro system, universities (UNAMball at the forefront, closely competing with Monterrey's ITESMball), Centro Histórico, cultural and sports events and media. It also hosts some of Mexico's worst things, like pollution, crowdedness, and traffic.


    Mexico Cityball sits on ancient Lake Texcoco, thus its buildings sink all the time and suffer from strong earthquakes (never forget 19 September 1985 and 2017...). It is also threatened by Popocatepetl Volcano and suffers a lot with finding water to drink.

    Mexico Cityball is surrounded by mountains which trap pollutants and keep its eyes red (because of pollution, of course, not marijuana).

    Sometimes it wonders how a bad idea was to live on top of a lake at 2,200 m above sea level and growing so big. It frequently dreams of having even a small open body of water as in the past made the mistake of drying its lakes and dumping waste on and sending its rivers underground below highways to make room for its increasing size.

    It has some hatred towards Méxicoball (State) for it coming into its clay and using its resources and jobs and schools and then retiring leaving not much good.

    How to draw

    Draw Mexico Cityball is simple:

    1. Draw the basic circle shape
    2. Draw the coat of arms of Mexico City in the center
    3. Draw the eyes and you've finished.


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