|“||To live without freedom is to die!||”|
— Nguyễn Văn Thiệu
South Vietnamball, officially the Republic of Vietnamball, is a people group in Californiaball. Formerly an independent countryball, he governed the southern half of Vietnamball from 1955-1975. His capital at the time was Saigonball.
Under Catholic dictatorial president Ngô Đình Diệm, there was a flaming hot Buddhist monks protested against his Catholic bias policies.
Since president Diệm was so unpopular, he was removed in 1963 and replaced by several South Vietnamese generals until 1967 when the election was held and Nguyễn Văn Thiệu became president.
Both Vietnamballs share the same the noble blood of ancient Dragon clan, and the same epic history.
So when the Communist force took over the North Vietnam, in 1955, a referendum was held and the Republic of Vietnamball was created, to stop North Vietnamball from making the country communist and spreading Communism (Domino effect).
But soon USAball, after doing some new weapon test, drop 2 kawaii bombs on Japan, he became emo and autism, and with the stupid congress, USA doesn't want to help South Vietnamball remove commie any more. USA also became politically disinterested due to unrest from hippies and due to a lack of monies due to the OPEC oil embargo. This time, South Vietnamball have to take care for himself, fighting with North Vietnamball and Viet Congball.
Finally,after the Fall of Saigon, South Vietnamball had to escape from his own country, to sail through the big ocean, hatefully lookback at Saigon, where he grew up, and some time on his boat, he dreams about the day he come back to retake what he lost!
Aside from war stuff, South Vietnamball is still alive as Little Saigonball. Today you can find him in USAball (mostly in Californiaball and Texasball) with some descendants in Australiaball and some western countries. His descendants use his symbol to not only represent their heritage but also to distance themselves from the current regime, lifestyle, and culture of VNball. South Vietnamball's variant of the Vietnamese language is often more formal than Vietnamball's and he often critizes Vietnamball for bastardizing the language and making it way too slangy and informal. Because of decades of seperation from Vietnamball, it's becoming more diffcult for him to understand Vietnamball due to these language changes.
- USAball - Best friend. He supplied me with weapons, soldiers, and bombed commies but still a betrayer. Am still alive in the souls of Vietnamese-Americans. He also introduced me to English, TVs, and his music. But thanks for letting me stay with yuo in the basement.
- South Koreaball - She supplied troops and helped me in the war. I'm so jealous with its that she's still alive and has become extremely developed. But why yuo killed my people?
- Australiaball - Same as South Korea. Some of my decendents live with him!
- New Zealandball - Same as Australia.
- Kingdom of Laosball - Same as Khmer Republic. Was of supposed to be neutral but forced to fight with us because of internal invasion by Fake communist Vietnam. Unfortunately he would suffer the same fate as I did.
- Taiwanball - AKA True China. I wish ROC was still alive and we removed genocidal commies form China. I'm glad Taiwan still exist. Thanks a lot for remembering me!!!! Please don't let yuo and yuor son Hong Kongball die in the hands of CCP!
- Canadaball - Supports me and is America's best friend/brother/neighbor. Anyone who is friend of USA is also my friend. Some of my decendents live with him as well!
- West Germanyball - Is true Germany! He hating commies like I do!
But REMOVE TRAITOR!!!
- UKball - He didn't supply troops, but thanks for supporting me. Friend/Father of USA.
- Californiaball & Texasball & USAball - Me and my decendents live in their basements. I have a Little Saigon in Orange Countyball and Houstonball.
- : A lot of my music has been influenced by them, especially my own version of bolero. I really like ballroom dancing.
- Fake Vietnamball - COMMIE ASSHOLE!!! Tried to destroy my traditions and brainwash my people!!! REMOVE COMMIE! HOW DARE YOU DEFEATED ME, 4/30/1975, WORST DAY OF MY LIFE. WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE! Also, STOP BASTARDIZING OUR LANGUAGE!!! EVERYTIME YOU SPEAK, I OFTEN QUESTION IF YOU'RE SPEAKING VIETNAMESE OR JUST GIBERISH! WHY THE FUCK IS "TÔI" SPELLED AS "TUI"??? DO YOU KNOW WHEN TO BE FORMAL OR NOT? ONE DAY I WILL COME BACK AND FIX EVERYTHING, ONE DAYYY!!!
- Vietcongball - Communist Terrorist. YUO OF A STUPID COMMIE VERSION OF ME!!!!
- Khmer Republicball - Ahhh...You kill many Cambodia Vietnams and I do it.But our friend forced we together...
- RED Chinaball - REMOVE!!! YUO IS THE WORST THING EVER IN EXISTENCE!!! FUCK YUO!!! YUO'LL NEVER GET VIETNAM!!!
- Soviet Unionball - FIRST & BIGGEST COMMIE!!! REMOVE HIM and his son Russiaball!!!!
- Khmer Rougeball - Nothing but a genocidal communist dictatorship. He also smashed the heads of babies and tried to kill me. If there's one good thing that fake commie Vietnam did, it was removing you from power.
- Pathet Laoball - FAKE LAOS!! REMOVE PUPPET GOVERNMENT!!!
- Cubaball - Stupid commie.
- Philippinesball - Get out of my islands you little Spaniards! I don't care if you supported me or have positive relations with your adoptive parent!
- Indonesiaball - Rekts me Ind the football 1-9 NEVER FORGET!!!
- North Koreaball - EVIL CRAZY COMMUNIST DICTATORSHIP!!!!
- Czechoslovak Socialist Republicball - Of European Commie.
- PR Bulgariaball - Same as Czechoslovakia.
- East Germanyball - Same as PR Bulgaria and he is fake commie Germany.
How to draw
- Draw the ball.
- Color it with yellow.
- Draw 3 red lines on the center.
- Draw the (Asian) eyes and you're finished.