British Hong Kongball was a
colonyball of the
UKball. It was
UKball's best colonyball. It was the last major colony of
UKball before the end of the British Empire.
Unlike other colonies and protectorates, British Hong Kongball was very fond of UKball (unlike British Bhutanball).
History
British Hong Kongball was born as a 1ball. It used to be typically unknown and very distant from other contacts as it was only a small fishing village since its birth to Yueball. In 214 BC,
Qinball defeated Yueball and annexed Hong Kongball.
In the early 19th century, UKball got very interested in tea and asked
Qingball for tea in exchange for silver.
Qingball agreed and sold tea to
UKball, and as a result
UKball is running out of silver to pay for tea. So,
UKball snuck opium supplied from British Rajball into
Qingball in exchange for silver from locals which is then used to pay for tea.
Qingball found out and got very angry, and declared war on
UKball twice, which
Qingball lost twice. It seceded Hong Kong Island (yes, this is not the entire Hong Hong, only Hong Kong island) to
Qingball in the First Opium War, and seceded the Kowloon Peninsula in the Second Opium War, as well as paying a lot of monies and other treaties that made
Qingball weaker and weaker.
In 1898, UKball asked
Qingball to control the entire Hong Kong, and
Qingball reluctantly agreed as it is getting weaker and almost dying, and it didn't want to fight
UKball.
UKball got full control of the region for 99 years until 1997.
On December 8 1941, Japanese Empireball invaded and enslaved
British Hong Kongball. By December 25 1941,
Japanese Empireball controlled the entire British colony.
UKball was busy fighting
Nazi Germanyball, so
UKball and the Allies didn't send a lot of troops to defend
British Hong Kongball.
UKball finally regained control of the region in 1945 when
Japanese Empireball surrendered.
In 1967, from the inspiration of its sibling Portugese Macauball's 12-3 incident that made it closer to the Chinese, and the cultural revolution from
Chinaball that made
British Hong Kongball into thinking that communism and Maoism are better instead of endemism, it rebelled against
UKball's rule to try and become part of the PRC.
There were multiple riots between May and December, and some radical protesters went as far as planting bombs (called "pineapples" locally), resulting in 51 dead, 832 injured, 1936 protesters prosecuted, and even more arrested by the end of the riots. The riots, however, failed, and British Hong Kongball
was pranking UKball apologized and said it actually wanted to remain British, so it remained a British colony until 1997.
Throughout the 1980s it taught the other Overseas Territories how to be economically successful like its friends Tringapore and
South Koreaball.
In 1997 Chinaball took it according to a treaty with
UKball, thus ending the British Empire. Today it is still part of
Chinaball as
Hong Kongball.
Relationships
老友 (Friends)
Portuguese Macauball - My
oldersiblingQinball - Made me known to civilization!
- Yueball - My
weakparent UKball - My adopted parent
USAball - My adopted sibling
Canadaball - My adopted sibling
Japanball (most of the time) - Good friend now but never forget 1941!
同龍 Fellow Dragons
Tringapore - BFF (Best Friend Forever)
South Koreaball - BF (Best Friend)
敵人 (Enemies)
Vietnamball - POK GAI I WILL NOT FUCKING TAKE YOU IN! BAT LAU DONG LAI!
Chinaball - FAKE CHINA!
Pakistanball - YOU STUPID TRAITOR!, YOU MAKE CHINA INTO BFFS!!
Empire of Japanball - I WILL NEVER FORGET 1941! YOU STUPID SCUM YOUR WORTHLESS MONEY REKT MY ECONOMY!!! GOOD THING YOU LOSE YOU SOGUA!
Gallery
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tea time with Papa
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