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    Union of South Africaball

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    Neh, UK-icon.png he's nevah met a nice seeth afreekan, an' that's not bloody surprisin', mun, cuz we're a bunch a arrogant bwastards hoo hayte black people!
    — Union of south africaball

    The Union of South Africaball is basically Dutch Australia was killing 8balls all the time a racist countryball in Africa. It was a UK-icon.png British dominionball created by the combination of the British Transvaalball, British Orangeball, Colony of Natalball, Cape Colonyball. They became an independent republic in 1961 following a referendum, and a democracy in 1994 after the first multi-racial elections were held which marked the official end of apartheid.


    Dutch settlement

    Historically, South Africa-icon.png South African territory was firstly settled by Dutch Empire-icon.png Dutch Republicball during the 17th century to get a trading post to trade with India. It became so Dutch East Indies-icon.png Dutch Cape Colonyball, a Dutch East Indies-icon.png Dutch East India Companyball colony.

    Anglo-Dutch wars

    UK-icon.png British Empireball would have like to own this territory and so started colonize here too, founding Cape Colony-icon.png Cape Colonyball, to get a way to somehow steal this region from the Dutch Empire-icon.png Dutch Empireball. When the Napoleonic Wars broke out, UK-icon.png British Empireball was against Dutch Empire-icon.png Dutch Empireball (now Batavian Republic-icon.png Batavian Republicball). In this way, UK-icon.png British Empireball got the region from Batavian Republic-icon.png Batavian Republicball. But traces of the Dutch Empire-icon.png Dutch colonization are still present in the territory.

    After Boer Wars ended in 1902, Orange Free State-icon.png Orange Free Stateball and South African Republic-icon.png South African Republicball, plus Cape Colony-icon.png Cape Colonyball and Colony of Natal-icon.png Colony of Natalball, were incorporated into a UK-icon.png British dominion, the Union of South Africa-icon.png Union of South Africaball. The Boer Wars costed to the UK-icon.png British colonizers a lot in lives and money but it got a big result.

    British dominion and apartheid

    In 1910, the Union of South Africaball officially became a dominion of UK-icon.png British Empireball and helped its overlord during World War I and World War II. But Union of South Africaball was never too keen on 8-icon.png ooga boogas and so, in 1949, the government started an infamous policy for "keep the races separated": Whites have to be in places for Whites (which means rich and developed places) and 8-icon.png Blacks in places for 8-icon.png Blacks (which means marginalized and poor places).

    This policy lasted also when in 1961 the Union of South Africaball became a republic and in 1961 got out of Commonwealthball. It was thanks to Nelson Mandela-icon.png Nelson Mandela, a 8-icon.png Black revolutionary, that the policy finally stopped and the apartheid officially ended.


    Boykies (Friends)

    • Rhodesia-icon.png Rhodesiaball - Best Friend to die end, next to Israel-icon.png Israelcube. Wie fought against SWAPO together and any other black organisations. Sad when he died.
    • Israel-icon.png Israelcube - My best friend of all and few one that always stayed with me and also didn’t imposed sanctions. Together we cooperated in economic and military area supporting each other against the terrorist scum that wanted to ruin us, thanks to his weapons I could resist and also survive for a while with the financial help he gave in times everyone imposed me sanctions. he also gave me money to develop nuclear weapons but sshhh
    • Taiwan-icon.png Taiwanball - Economic partner and honorary white. Yuo are true China!
    • Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball -  Keep on killing those 8-icon.png Kaffirs in the Namibia-icon.png REBEL PROVINCE 
    • British Hong Kong-icon.png British Hong Kongball - Another honorary whites, even thou your UK-icon.png father hates me but we're good
    • Portugal-icon.png Portugalball - Helped him during the war in Mozambique-icon.png Mozambiqueball and Angola-icon.png Angolaball and also help me during the war against Namibia-icon.png Rebel Province. He is good friend.
    • Chile-icon.png Chileball - Fellow anti-communist latino. Cooperated together in military and against Cuba-icon.png terrorist latino. Pinochet Stronk!
    • Paraguay-icon.png Paraguayball - Another latino friend and economic partner! Stroessner made a visit in 1973.
    • Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball - Someone almost as white as me. Almost.
    • RENAMO-icon.png RENAMOball and UNITA-icon.png UNITAball - Guerrilla friends who fought against communism.
    • Malawi-icon.png Malawiball - Good friend, though friend with my stupid of son who speaks ZULU!
    • Zaire-icon.png Zaireball - A friend of mine who helped me against communism.
    • Russian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball - I had a good relationship with him during my early days as a dominion of UK-icon.png UKball. But sadly he was killed by that evil fanatical revolutionary Vladimir Lenin and the Communists. Rest in peace my very good friend!
    • United States Cuba-icon.png Republic of Cubaball - I was a good friend of him and I traded with him a lot. He was good friend of the USA-icon.png USAball as well. But sadly he was overthrown and killed by that evil fanatical revolutionary Fidel Castro! Rest in peace.
    • Pahlavi Iran-icon.png Pahlavi Iranball - We had close ties and cooperated in many areas, he gave me economic help and even invited me to his mega parties. But unfortunately he was killed by that evil fanatical revolutionary Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini.
    • Japan-icon.png Japanball - Honorary white and economic partner!
    • South African Republic-icon.png South African Republicball - True father who lives with me. He taught me how to shoot well (LE BEST).
    • Orange Free State-icon.png Orange Free Stateball - Uncle, who is a bit psychopathic * at times but still great uncle.


    • USA-icon.png USAball - We have many close ties, hate communism and he is Israel-icon.png Israelcube's friend but REMOVE SANCTIONS, STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME THE BAD GUY!
    • UK-icon.png UKball - Adoptive father who fought my true father! Was peeved when removed the Crown and left the Commonwealth. Remove sanctions! Recognize my friend Rhodesia-icon.png Rhodesiaball! Maggie Thatcher was okay though
    • Lebanon-icon.png Lebanonball - Honorary white but stop bullying Israel-icon.png Israelcube!!!

    Vyande (Enemies)

    • 8-icon.png 8ball - FOR THE LAST TIME STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME THE BAD GUY! You kept fighting in the cities I built, these cities were not made for you, you must live in the marginalized slums far from me you dirty infdel! When you worked without complaining about your rights my economy was stronk! You ruined my son! Remove Ooga Booga!
    • South Africa-icon.png South Africaball - Son who is a POC, he betrayed me by disbanding my idea and made me the enemy, killing my relatives. One day my other son shall beat you.
    • Zimbabwe-icon.png Zimbabweball - This dictator idiot murdered my friend Rhodesia-icon.png Rhodesiaball. Remove Mugabe!
    • SWAPO-icon.png Rebel Province! - A rebel province full of rebel ni***rs who separated with the help of a commie. REBEL PROVINCE!
    • Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball - A prime minister of mines liked him. When war broke out tried to find a way to stay netural. But my citzenssaw his idealogy more wicked than mines... and I was a stupid british dominion.... I had no choice, I'm sorry but you are evil! REMOVE!
    • Abyssinia-icon.png Ethiopian Empireball - Stupid Negroed Hebrew who made sanctions on me. He also trained kaffirs against me in his military camps. REMOVE SELASSIE!!!
    • Jamaica-icon.png Jamaicaball - Abyssinian Worshipers. I hope you get high and die!! REMOVE Rastafari-icon.png RASTA!!!
    • Angola-icon.png Angolaball - Stupid commie, you helped my rebel province, UNITA STRONK!
    • Mozambique-icon.png Mozambiqueball - Stupid commie, RENAMO STRONK!
    • UN-icon.png UNball - Useless alliance of clays who suspended me and my friends! I should not have joined in the first place!
    • Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball - Filthy Communist who hates apartheid and killed his imperial father, Remove You!!!!!!!
    • China-icon.png Chinaball - Fake China, remove communist! Quit bullying Taiwan-icon.png Taiwanball and supporting black marxists!
    • Gaddafi Libya-icon.png Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball - You support Nelson Mandela! Remove!
    • Cuba-icon.png Cubaball - Commie latino. Get away from my border and leave Angola-icon.png Angolaball alone! REMOVE CASTRO!!!
    • India-icon.png Indiaball - Wasn't a big fan of Indians. (* Asian 8balls just with straight hair) AND OF SCREWINGS OF GHANDI!
    • New Zealand-icon.png New Zealandball - Some other irrelevant country who think I am bad for some reason.
    • Palestine-icon.png Palestineball - An evil terrorists who attacks my friend Israel-icon.png Israelcube and cooperated with kaffir terrorists inside my clay and yuo aren't a Indonesian Puppet.
    • Iran-icon.png Iranball - Evil terrorist disgrace that imposed sanctions on me and ruined the good relations I had with Pahlavi Iran-icon.png his father.

    How to draw

    Drawing Union of South Africaball not very hard:

    1. Draw a circle shape with three horizontal lines and color them orange, white, and blue
    2. Draw the flags of UK-icon.png UKball, Orange Free State-icon.png Orange Free Stateball, and South African Republic-icon.png South African Republicball in the middle.
    3. Draw the eyes and your finished.


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    Click here to see it.

    South Africa-icon.png Apartheid doughnut South Afrika is SOUTH AFRIKA FOREVEAR! South Africa-icon.png
    Provinces and dependencies Western Cape-icon.png Western CapeballNorthern Cape-icon.png Northern CapeballEastern Cape-icon.png Eastern CapeballFree State-icon (South Africa).png Free StateballKwaZulu-Natal-icon.png KwaZulu-NatalballGauteng-icon.png GautengballNorthwest-icon (South Africa).png NorthwestballLimpopo-icon.png LimpopoballMpumalanga-icon.png MpumalangaballRobben Island-icon.png Robben IslandballSouth African Antarctica-icon.png Marion Islandball
    Capitals Pretoria-icon.png PretoriaballBloemfontein-icon.png BloemfonteinballCape Town-icon.png Cape TownballJohannesburg-icon.png Johannesburgball
    Former entities 8-icon.png 8ballKingdom of Zimbabwe-icon.png Kingdom of MapungubweballDutch East Indies-icon.png Dutch Cape ColonyballZulu-icon.png NdwandweballVoortrekker-icon.png VoortrekkerballNatalia Republic-icon.png Natalia RepublicballGriqualand West-icon.png Griqualand WestballGriqualand East-icon.png Griqualand EastballGoshen-icon.png GoshenballStellaland-icon.png StellalandballGerman South-West Africa-icon.png UpingtoniaballNieuwe Republiek-icon.png Nieuwe RepubliekballSouth African Republic-icon.png Klein VrystaatballZulu Kingdom-icon.png Zulu KingdomballOrange Free State-icon.png Orange Free StateballSouth African Republic-icon.png TransvaalballColony of Natal-icon.png Colony of NatalballCape Colony-icon.png Cape ColonyballBritish Transvaal-icon.png British TransvaalballUnion of South Africa-icon.png Union of South AfricaballUnion of South Africa-icon.png Bantustanballs
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