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— Union of south africaball
The Union of South Africaball
is basically Dutch Australia was killing 8balls all the time a racist countryball in Africa. It was a British dominionball created by the combination of the British Transvaalball, British Orangeball, Colony of Natalball, Cape Colonyball. They became an independent republic in 1961 following a referendum, and a democracy in 1994 after the first multi-racial elections were held which marked the official end of apartheid.
Historically, South African territory was firstly settled by Dutch Republicball during the 17th century to get a trading post to trade with India. It became so Dutch Cape Colonyball, a Dutch East India Companyball colony.
British Empireball would have like to own this territory and so started colonize here too, founding Cape Colonyball, to get a way to somehow steal this region from the Dutch Empireball. When the Napoleonic Wars broke out, British Empireball was against Dutch Empireball (now Batavian Republicball). In this way, British Empireball got the region from Batavian Republicball. But traces of the Dutch colonization are still present in the territory.
After Boer Wars ended in 1902, Orange Free Stateball and South African Republicball, plus Cape Colonyball and Colony of Natalball, were incorporated into a British dominion, the Union of South Africaball. The Boer Wars costed to the British colonizers a lot in lives and money but it got a big result.
British dominion and apartheid
In 1910, the Union of South Africaball officially became a dominion of British Empireball and helped its overlord during World War I and World War II. But Union of South Africaball was never too keen on ooga boogas and so, in 1949, the government started an infamous policy for "keep the races separated": Whites have to be in places for Whites (which means rich and developed places) and Blacks in places for Blacks (which means marginalized and poor places).
This policy lasted also when in 1961 the Union of South Africaball became a republic and in 1961 got out of Commonwealthball. It was thanks to Nelson Mandela, a Black revolutionary, that the policy finally stopped and the apartheid officially ended.
- Rhodesiaball - Best Friend to die end, next to Israelcube. Wie fought against SWAPO together and any other black organisations. Sad when he died.
- Israelcube - My best friend of all and few one that always stayed with me and also didn’t imposed sanctions. Together we cooperated in economic and military area supporting each other against the terrorist scum that wanted to ruin us, thanks to his weapons I could resist and also survive for a while with the financial help he gave in times everyone imposed me sanctions.
he also gave me money to develop nuclear weapons but sshhh
- Taiwanball - Economic partner and honorary white. Yuo are true China!
Nazi Germanyball - Keep on killing those Kaffirs in the REBEL PROVINCE
- British Hong Kongball - Another honorary whites, even thou your father hates me but we're good
- Portugalball - Helped him during the war in Mozambiqueball and Angolaball and also help me during the war against Rebel Province. He is good friend.
- Chileball - Fellow anti-communist latino. Cooperated together in military and against terrorist latino. Pinochet Stronk!
- Paraguayball - Another latino friend and economic partner! Stroessner made a visit in 1973.
- Argentinaball -
Someone almost as white as me. Almost.
- RENAMOball and UNITAball - Guerrilla friends who fought against communism.
- Malawiball - Good friend, though friend with my stupid of son who speaks ZULU!
- Zaireball - A friend of mine who helped me against communism.
- Russian Empireball - I had a good relationship with him during my early days as a dominion of UKball. But sadly he was killed by that evil fanatical revolutionary Vladimir Lenin and the Communists. Rest in peace my very good friend!
- Republic of Cubaball - I was a good friend of him and I traded with him a lot. He was good friend of the USAball as well. But sadly he was overthrown and killed by that evil fanatical revolutionary Fidel Castro! Rest in peace.
- Pahlavi Iranball - We had close ties and cooperated in many areas, he gave me economic help and even invited me to his mega parties. But unfortunately he was killed by that evil fanatical revolutionary Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini.
- Japanball - Honorary white and economic partner!
- South African Republicball - True father who lives with me. He taught me how to shoot well (LE BEST).
- Orange Free Stateball - Uncle, who is a bit psychopathic * at times but still great uncle.
- USAball - We have many close ties, hate communism and he is Israelcube's friend but REMOVE SANCTIONS, STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME THE BAD GUY!
- UKball - Adoptive father who fought my true father! Was peeved when removed the Crown and left the Commonwealth. Remove sanctions! Recognize my friend Rhodesiaball! Maggie Thatcher was okay though
- Lebanonball - Honorary white but stop bullying Israelcube!!!
- 8ball - FOR THE LAST TIME STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME THE BAD GUY! You kept fighting in the cities I built, these cities were not made for you, you must live in the marginalized slums far from me you dirty infdel! When you worked without complaining about your rights my economy was stronk! You ruined my son! Remove Ooga Booga!
- South Africaball - Son who is a POC, he betrayed me by disbanding my idea and made me the enemy, killing my relatives. One day my other son shall beat you.
- Zimbabweball - This dictator idiot murdered my friend Rhodesiaball. Remove Mugabe!
- Rebel Province! - A rebel province full of rebel ni***rs who separated with the help of a commie. REBEL PROVINCE!
- Nazi Germanyball - A prime minister of mines liked him. When war broke out tried to find a way to stay netural. But my citzenssaw his idealogy more wicked than mines... and I was a stupid british dominion.... I had no choice, I'm sorry but you are evil! REMOVE!
- Ethiopian Empireball - Stupid Negroed Hebrew who made sanctions on me. He also trained kaffirs against me in his military camps. REMOVE SELASSIE!!!
- Jamaicaball - Abyssinian Worshipers. I hope you get high and die!! REMOVE RASTA!!!
- Angolaball - Stupid commie, you helped my rebel province, UNITA STRONK!
- Mozambiqueball - Stupid commie, RENAMO STRONK!
- UNball - Useless alliance of clays who suspended me and my friends! I should not have joined in the first place!
- Soviet Unionball - Filthy Communist who hates apartheid and killed his imperial father, Remove You!!!!!!!
- Chinaball - Fake China, remove communist! Quit bullying Taiwanball and supporting black marxists!
- Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball - You support Nelson Mandela! Remove!
- Cubaball - Commie latino. Get away from my border and leave Angolaball alone! REMOVE CASTRO!!!
- Indiaball - Wasn't a big fan of Indians. (* Asian 8balls just with straight hair) AND OF SCREWINGS OF GHANDI!
- New Zealandball - Some other irrelevant country who think I am bad for some reason.
- Palestineball - An evil terrorists who attacks my friend Israelcube and cooperated with kaffir terrorists inside my clay and yuo aren't a Indonesian Puppet.
- Iranball - Evil terrorist disgrace that imposed sanctions on me and ruined the good relations I had with his father.
How to draw
Drawing Union of South Africaball not very hard:
- Draw a circle shape with three horizontal lines and color them orange, white, and blue
- Draw the flags of UKball, Orange Free Stateball, and South African Republicball in the middle.
- Draw the eyes and your finished.