Thou art a wretched sinner, utterly unworthy o' God's love. A fountain of pollution lies deep within thy nature, and thou livest as a winter tree; unprofitable, fit only to be hewn down and burned. Steep thy life in prayer, and hope that God sees fit to show mercy on thy corrupted soul.
Massachusetts Bay Colonyball, or in his later colonial life Province of Massachusetts Bayball was an English colony in modern day Massachusettsball and Maineball. He claimed Connecticutball and Rhode Island and the Providence Plantationsball until 1660 and had control over the government of New Hampshireball until 1741. He later lost claims on Connecticut just before the Seven Years War with Franceball. He and New Netherlandball fought over land during the 1660s until New Netherlandball's sudden death. Oh and witches no good. Today he is known as Massachusettsball, but he has lost a lot of clay since he got independence. Massachusetts Bay Colonyball was born in 1628. Plymouth Colony was quickly absorbed into Massachusetts Bay in 1636 and started putting claims on his younger brothers New Hampshireball and Maineball. Maineball quickly submitted after his governor died. New Hampshireball refused Massachusetts' demands, but Massachusetts Bay used the King William's and Queen Anne's Wars to his advantage, and Massachusetts Bay was allowed to govern New Hampshire, but New Hampshire was still de facto independent because he was not Puritan. Massachusetts looked South to his other younger brothers, Connecticut and The Providence Plantations. They refused solely, however. Massachusetts and his brothers helped their father UKball and the rest of his family win the Seven Years War against France and all of Canadaball became an official family member. Happiness did not last, and UK started taxing the colonies. Massachusetts started hanging dummies from a tree that were tax collectors. After many revolutionary movements, UK declared war against the patriots occupying parts of Massachusetts. The Patriots eventually won and Massachusetts Bay became known as just Massachusettsball